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the solution really is to just kill yourself once you become immobile, that's my plan.
>>530102729Those who lose Yu-Gi-Oh! card games will be drafted in the Vietnam war again those who win will buy a seat at Seto Kaiba's palace inside the United States
>>530102806Pretty much. I couldn't even imagine forcing my family to care for me as an vegetable. Much less letting some nigger spoon feed me. Just roll the wheelchair down the dock into the sunset.
>>530103060This. Life at 90 in the West will involve being incarcerated in a nursing home. You'll be covered in rashes, bed sores, and will be beaten by shitskins if you complain. But you'll be kept alive as long as possible at the most minimum cost so that Mr. Shekelstein continues to collect his lucrative checks from your pensions and retiree health plans.
>>530103060yeah, i'll be kind to my kids. make sure they get as much closure they can get for whatever it is. i'll do my best to frame it as an accident but im unsure how. it'll be terrible for the mortician to declare it a suicide. i really dont want to traumatize anyone. im thinking maybe i should just be honest with them, tell them it's time for me to go on my own terms.but this is assuming my wife isn't with me, I can't leave her. I could never, never ever. If she dies before me I hope I just get a heart attack on the spot.
>>530102920Draft format or bring your own deck?
>>530102806My girlfriend's grandmother has dementia and recently she asked a relative to bring her a knife so she can kill herself. I can't imagine how bad it is
>>530102806but how will you kill yourself if you can't move?
>>530102729You're supposed to raise your children so they're willing to do it
>>530103359They won't legalize euthanasia becuase the take up would be in the millions.
>>530103295Car crash would be the way to do it. They'd just chalk it up to a heart attack or stroke and wouldnt even bother with an autopsy. At least you can go out quick. We had to watch our mom die of dehydration while in a coma in hospice. Took a week.
>>530103896>We had to watch our mom die of dehydration while in a coma in hospice. Took a week.sorry to hear that man. I dread the day that my parents will go, it hasn't come yet.I think the car crash idea is pretty good, quite poetic since I love cars. I'll take a high dose of fentanyl or whatever right before I crash to make the job is done for good and... well I REALLY hope they dont do the autopsy then... shit, that would look bad.ok maybe no fent, i'll just go at least 160 mph and disable the airbags if I can; idk if i'll be able to do that in cars in the 2070s or whatever.
>>530102729>we must import 500 000 bumwipers per year to protect R NHS
>>530103354AI can't beat Norwegians in chess so try using it for creating decks that combine any of the 30 choices I posted in my Yu-Gi-Oh! collage
>>530103359lucid moment
>>530102806You could just take the lemmy option and drink and smoke everyday
>>530102729>Just give up your countries to lowly bred shitskins, otherwise you'll die without someone to wipe your arse after you've lost your dignity.If anyone needs to wipe my arse, let alone a shitskin, shoot me in the fucking head. Once you get to that point you may as well be dead.If you selfishly invite foreigners in for your own benefit at the detriment of your children than euthanasia should be involuntary.
