Looking forward to the Worldstar videos
>>530110429How are they going to enforce it? "Please use headphones, sir. They cost $32 a pair."
>>530110429good>>530110576theyre free retard
>>530110576They tell you put headphones on or turn it on mute.Simple as.
>>530110576Headphones are free even for the plebs in coach.
lol tmmies literally go BRAZY if you listen to any jams that aren't dusty
>>530110576shit skin 100%
So like... Throwing them off board? While on air?
>>530110746can someone translate this?
>>530110429das rasis
>>530110429I will now fly United Airlines
>>530110888checked but the hindu dindu translator doesnt do
>>530110746LaQueefa detected
>>530110429Seems like a reasonable policy to me. Letting aircraft become what buses have, would be a backward step. People have no respect, and no consideration these days.
Why would you not do this anyways? Do you really want to listen to the other 100 people in the cabin, the sound of the engines and the plane creaking for the entire 5+ hour ride?>>530110876They won't fly so good
>>530110990>hindu dindu translator doesnt dodamn blody basterd bich googol not redeem the wordsthanks anyways
>>530110576It's a federal felony to disobey the instructions of a member of the flight crew. It will be enforced the same way any other felony on an aircraft is enforced.
>>530111030Maybe don't start a company with the name Airbus.
>>530110429I fly every month for business. 12h flights and regional flights. I have never noticed anyone using their phone speakers. Not even nigs or other lowly people. Must be an exclusive American thing as usually. Mutts are really at the bottom of the barrel.
>>530110429once in the air niggers will take their phones put and play music just to rebel against it cause thats what they do, or dindu
>>530110888hes pretending to be a bloods gangster, thats why he said brazy not crazy cause any words starting with a c they change to a b. mutts love it.
I can already picture the cacophony of sharting and screeching sheboons
>>530110429Everybody laugh at Mutts, they have to share airplane rides with stinky obnoxious niggers ah hahaha how pathetic.They were your slaves and then you said they couldn't be around you and now they're inside your daughters.Mutts totally and eternally blown the fuck out.
>>530110714How does it feel to spend thousands more just to sit in a chair that isn't even as comfortable as a $100 walmart chair for just several hours?
>>530113553Very satisfying, especially as you avoid my gaze while passing me.
>>530110429My job is full of Mexicans and boomers who will watch tiktok and Facebook reels at full fucking volume, all at the same time. I do not understand how these people exist.
>>530110576Brown Jewish hands typed this post
>>530113696Oh believe me I'm looking. I've noticed a pattern; the ones who buy first class are usually pseudo-rich plebs who wear brand name merch to appear more important.
"Passengers not using headphones" shall we add that to the list?
>>530110876>So like... Throwing them off board? While on air?One can hope
>>530113553>>530113696it's amazing. when you're boarding and turn to the left you stop and look at the cattle in the back of the plane and get a hard on because they will suffer for the next 15 hours
>>530113553>>530114024I fly first usuallyI do it for the lie-flats to get sleep on long flights and to segregate myself from fatties/niggers when I fly to AmericaThe airline gives me the seats for freeI also hang out at the lounge on the second floor sometimes Why are you in Japan? Please go home to your country
>>530113696Nobody want's to see your shit colored eyed.
>>530114166We need to bring back the 727 for this exact reason
>>530111004Teen LaQueefa?Poo and i pee why?I feel really good about the 90's.
>>530110576You're American and you don't know how strict air travel is? They enforce that shit more than illegals next door.
>>530113553>he doesn't understand status and thinks we pay for it.
>>530110429mutts wear headphones during flights?? why??
>>530110429Midflight I hope
>>530114270>>530114345>>530115293If you truly get the seats for free, I suppose you should be living the life then. But then again, here you all are posting on the cesspool of the internet. So I guess your lives can't be all that great.
>>530115726I fly maybe fifty or sixty times a year with 1K status with United. Seats are free and upgrades are about 90% of the time.
>>530115293Honestly, even if I have to pay for it, I'd take it every time. I think of it like this: Would you accept $1000 for getting entombed into a window seat by a 200kg amerimutt? I sure wouldn't. I'll take my little cubicle.
>>530111152>Why would you not do this anyways? Do you really want to listen to the other 100 people in the cabin, the sound of the engines and the plane creaking for the entire 5+ hour ride?Yup, raw dog it. Its called mental fortitude you weak faggot.What did people do back in the day with no distractions going on the trip in a covered wagon across the US that took months.Ever play Oregon Trail?Be careful of that dysentary.
>>530110888Humans are disturbed by creature noises.
>>530111152Yeah the last time I flew this was the only option really, what are you some kind of bitch?
>>530115886What's your angle here? Are you a shill for United or what? The only way to get 1K status is to blow a ridiculous amount of money to begin with. It's not investment, it's "good job" stickers for being a goy slave to a corporation.
>>530115726I'm mostly here out of anthropological and social interest4chins, despite how bad it has become, is still leagues ahead of the rest of the net, especially once you've got decent filters and everything.>>530115886>50-60 timesJeez man I'd kill myself if I had to fly that often, my condolences>>530111152Earplugs also do a great job. Not just fitted ones, but the regular foam ones are excellent too
>>530110576The Captain can remove anyone from the flight at his discretion. If you're creating a problem for the other passengers, you're getting off the fucking plane. If you refuse, the police will assist you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BUYqMb_NMU
>>530116393Fucking Niggers!
>>530116281Pretty much all airlines have the same loyalty perks and it doesn't take very much flying to get them. There's the alliances too so you share your loyalty perks with other airlines. For example, I have the equivalent for ANA which gives the same benefits. Not sure of the specifics though.
>>530110429imagine trying to enjoy what little comfort you get being stuffed into a giant metal bird weighing several tons with numerous other unwashed goyim that could suddenly fail and begin plummeting toward the earth ending in a horrifying deaththen some nigger starts blasting this bangerhttps://youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4?list=RDgoh2x_G0ct4&t=22
