>start the war by killing iranian leadership while engaged in negotiations > murder 160 schoolgirls by levelling a multistory building with repeated strikes >torpedo a warship that just left a naval parade 2000 miles away that posed no risk to anything, without offering the sailors a chance to surrender>had 50 years to plan this war, did not step foot in Iran, and still lost soldiers>currently, the Strait of Hormuz is still closed, and oil price is increasingIs this the cringiest war ever?
It's all incredibly untrustworthy, Putin is looking increasingly tame in compaarison.
>>530132529Kikes are not actually smart. The only things they're good at are scheming and brutality.
>>530132529Only time will tell. The MIC may look stupid in the moment but they're always playing 4D chess.
when i was young noone warned me how bloody cringe the world would be brahs
>>530132529America has always been under the impression that if we bomb a country hard enough and kill as many civilians as we can through collateral dmaage, they will eventually love us and want to work with us to build a functional country. I mean it hasn't worked a single time that we've tried it but that won't stop us.
>>530133321We are being run by Jewish oligarchy you nimrod. This is absolutely nothing to do with us. They don't even let people like us near the halls of power because we would get rid of them.
>>530133321>>530133901>We need 500 million guns to defend ourselves against tyrants
America is gearing up for the ground war to finish the job.Watch your mail.Draft notices will be going out soon.
>>530135094>Draft notices will be going out soon.CIA and NSA will be sucking my cock and offering me millions to help them create narratives
>>530132790also kvetching
>>530132529But trannies lost so it's based and redpilled
>>530132529Trump is a fucking war criminal and NOW the democrats CAN impeach him. And I will idly munch popcorn because I am done defending his fat ass .
>>530132529Imagine getting drafted into this shit show to defend the Epstein pedo alliance.
>>530132529You forgot bombing desalination plants. Targeting water is a classic move for the well poisoning kikes
>>530135094>Draft notices will be going out soon.Further proof /pol/ has been invaded by fucking idiots. They will call up the Selective Service before they will ever initiate the draft. The government knows the truth about shit like that even though they don't teach it in school.
To think the Americans went from pulling off the coolest shit in history to this cringe, Jewish bullshit is depressing
>>530132529>murder 160 schoolgirls by levelling a multistory building with repeated strikesSaw on Tim Dillon that this may have been an AI error. The school used to be a police station. They also blew up a place called "Police Park" because police is in the name. They were trying to blow up police to create chaos, but the AI just hallucinated a few targets.
>>530137087that's comically tragic
>>530136780The overwhelming success in Venezuela probably made Hegseth and Trump over-confident. I don't think regime change from air strikes has ever worked in the history of humanity. They need boots on the ground. The boots were supposed to be the rioters and people of Iran. But those riots seem to have been suppressed by the regime. So now there are no boots on the ground.
>>530137087God damn that is a depressing but tells a tale about the age we live in.
>>530137415i come to /pol/ for intelligent insights, such as this gem:>I don't think regime change from air strikes has ever worked in the history of humanity.strange as it's been tried so many times in the history of humanity.
>>530137087that's nonsense, they did bomb a place that was called Police station but its just a national park with nothing here. They bombed that school on purpose. it was not named police station.You're either an idiot or a lying kike.
>>530137415>>530138105>I don't think regime change from air strikes has ever worked in the history of humanityThe one time it kinda worked was in Serbia but that was in combination with glowops and bribes
>>530137415The us caused the devaluation of Iranian currency that caused the riots, through targeted financial sanctions. But yeah not like the Average Iranian knew that. But yeah regime change through an air campaign has not ever worked. Personally i think the Israelis are in charge and the us is just riding coach, they were the ones who martyred the ayatollah instantly and ensured this shitshow had no brakes, i sincerely believe the Israelis want Iran to turn into Libya 2.0 while the Americans want regime change.
>>530138256TERRIBLE reading comprehension. Nobody's excusing the criminal negligence here.
>>530132529>Is this the cringiest war ever?Oh c'mon, its not even close xd
>>530132529I didn't think it was possible to make something even gayer than the Ukraine war but here we are
>>530138556Okay fair, i should have made clear i meant US led wars.
>>530138256>>530138460The buildling was a military building and is still a part of a military base. From the air it's just a military base.
>>530132529>Is this the cringiest war ever?Nothing comes close to all the NAFO shit
>>530137415>They need boots on the groundThats retarded. No they dont. If you keep blowing people up, eventually you'll get a leader that doesn't want to be blown up and who'll play ball. This isnt rocket science, its entry level human psychology lol You should know this from interacting with people that pretty much no one wants to die. Even if you're a hardcore zealot, if the last 50 guys in your position were blown up along with their familys in places they thought were safe, your iron resolve will rust and you'll capitulate.
>>530138841>>530138841>its entry level human psychology lolGod you are annoying and stupid, point to a war where this has not led to complete balkanization of the country and civil war.
>>530132529Swing and a miss. They weren’t in negotiations; was not a negotiation meeting with outsiders, just more internal Granada between military and leadership. This was Iran’s Pearl Harbor: all the important weenies crammed together in one building. Opportunity doesn’t knock like this very often. The girl’s school was surrounded by viable military targets. This was intentional. Plan A- hopes that any attack would thwarted out of concern for the children. Plan B- this shit makes for great propaganda if plan A fails.If they really were concerned for the kids, they would not surround the school with military targets. Or, school would have been postponed until a truce could be risked. How could you not know that you are a viable target and that the local community was at risk. My opinion- these kids were from poorer families and getting into this school was a Godsend. After all, Iran doesn’t get attacked often so a good gamble.
>>530132529>torpedo a warship that just left a naval parade 2000 miles away that posed no risk to anything, without offering the sailors a chance to surrenderAnd this is supposed to be bad or something?
>>530137415>The boots were supposed to be the rioters and people of Iran.The Iranians know that if they overthrow the government they'll just end up like Gaza sooner or later. The regime might be bad, but the alternative is much worse.
>>530139162It show a severe lack of integrity on the part of the Americans. Unnecessary bloodshed, you will be hard pressed to find an historical equivalent of a rat move like that
>>530136342This but unironically.
>>530138978>God you are annoying and stupid, point to a war where this has not led to complete balkanization of the country and civil warList every time its been tried.I dont understand how you dont get this. If you KILL your enemys, you win. If some warlord pops up, kill him too. Just keep killing. Dont stop until everyone's beaten into submission. This was the defining principal of war for thousands of years. Kill everyone you dont like and leave people that you do like alive. Why are you retarded?
>>530132529i was just thinkin bout thisif u keep killing leadership, how are you going to negotiate anythingit's actually dumb as fuck to kill leadership. it's a cute thing to tell the people to make them think you're winning though.
>>530132529based. fuck muslims. happy ramadam
>>530132529Days of infamy
>>530139328You are too stupid to have this discussion, unironically.
>>530139104This. Lefties trying so hard to counterbalance the absolute shitshow that is their own optics.
>>530139422>he says as his cost of living increases day by day due to the spike in commodity prices
>>530139493>I-I, NO! YOU CANT JUST WINChoke yourself
>>530139523>Lefties trying so hard to counterbalance the absolute shitshow that is their own optics.>leftistWhy are you retards like this?
>>530139664Point to an example in any of the ME wars where this has not turned into Libya? You are an absolute fucking retard
>>530139328That's been the US policy in the middle east for a while, innit? How did that turn out
>>530139393Decapitation is the US doctrine of war, we aren't used to fighting a religious country that will gladly fight to the death. This war is the Fox News war where cringe patriotism edits reign supreme instead of understanding the enemy or adjusting your tactics.This is the dying gasp of boomer conservatism, it's done after this disaster. But it will drag the entire right down with it.
>>530139328The US will just kill the new government sooner or later anyway. There is no benefit to selling out to them. All their "friends" end up dead. Might as well die with honor.
>>530139780>we aren't used to fighting a religious country that will gladly fight to the death20 years in Afghanistan and not a single lesson learned.
>>530132529now do Russian warcrimes
>>530132790Trump is a kike? Iran has made noise about negotiating a deal. Trump’s like: smack that ass until I say it’s time to stop. That’s going to give a few Moslem nations pause to consider. This isn’t about neutering Iran’s nuclear weapons program or its military: this is just Trump pummeling the fuck out of someone who is already down. We’re going to lose support just like Israel did going after the Palestinian civilian population in their quest for Hamas.
>>530132529KILL MUDSLIME KILL MUDSLIME KILL MUDSLIME
>>530139935This is why Iran will ACTUALLY pursue nuclear weapons now, they've been playing nice with the US for a long time, but this is the point of no return>>530140021You can't compare this to Afghanistan and Iraq really, this is much more difficult. I would argue that Germany is the only state the US has gone to war with that can be compared to Iran in terms of logistics and that wasn't even the focus in WW2 compared to Japan
>530132529>>torpedo a warship that just left a naval parade 2000 miles away that posed no risk to anything, without offering the sailors a chance to surrenderThey were offered a chance to surrender but their commander said no.
>>530139935The US would actually like to see an elected government rather than some self appointed bureaucrats that only care about themselves.
>>530132529Yes
>>530132529>start the war by killing iranian leadership while engaged in negotiations> murder 160 schoolgirls by levelling a multistory building with repeated strikes>torpedo a warship that just left a naval parade 2000 miles away that posed no risk to anything, without offering the sailors a chance to surrenderAll based as fuck.
>>530140456War ships usually attend parades with a full battery of weapons and are battle ready if need be.
>>530140269>You can't compare this to AfghanistanThe comparison is that USA thinks they can just bomb/kill/terrorize/occupy a place and then the people will surrender, but they don't understand that people, especially religious muslims who truly believe in their cause, will never give up. They'll just wait it out until USA retreats or leaves.Afghanistan was declared a "victory" many times and 20 years after it began, as soon as USA left, the Taliban were right back at it again instantly.
>>530132933Tell my 12 year old self what the future would bring and I would have been pffft. Satanists, pedophiles, aliens and WW3? Settle on one to be believable.
>>530139328you're so right, sister. we tried this in afghanistan and it went splendidly
>>530140262You should go visit your local recruiter: sounds like you’re ready to do your part.
>>530132529The US has been villainously dishonorable in its conduct thus far. Zero sympathy from me for whatever blowback they've earned.
>>530133321It tells us that's how you pressure Israel. Iran take notes.
>>530137087The demons in the AI knew and did it on purpose.
>>530132529>MurderIt's legal when the government does it
>>530132806They're actually just retarded.
>>530139610totally worth it.
>>530132529Have the Danes done anything since Uncle Adolf pushed their shit in?
>>530132529Not sure what he is thinking. He seems to have lost it. I bet he could made this less painful for everybody. Maybe it is just too much ego, wanting to win by force.
>>530136526>selective service and the draft are different thingsThis is the bait.
>>530141477Find a Dane and ask them
>>530140516Even if this were true, it wouldn't matter what the US wants. You don't negotiate with the vasal state. Tel Aviv makes the decisions.
>>530141797All your flags look alike to me Ahmed
>>530138841It doesn't work at creating a stable regime because the one who eventually becomes the new leader and tries to broker a surrender loses internal legitimacy. The rest of the surviving institutions like the IRGC and clerics would not support a leader like that, they'd be killed our ousted from within. And there is no external leader, no civil war, no opposition group to usurp the current institutions. So if you keep bombing them for the sake of bombing them you get two results. 1. The regime survives and dedicates its entire existence to getting a nuclear bomb and vaporizing kikes asap. or 2. the country collapses into a failed state. A failed state works great for Israel because Iran is too far for away for decentralized terror cells to do real harm to the them. However a failed state is a fucking disaster for the rest of the US because the straight of Hormuz will be permanently harassed by retarded terror groups, civil war spillover and crime. So by continuing to bomb Iran with the only plan of collapse, you are going to seal the world into permanently higher energy prices. And while we have domestic production to avoid shortages, the oil trade is global so we will still pay those premiums. The only winners from an Iran collapse are kikes, the MIC, and big oil companies.
>>530141877>ahemdYou are aware we are 86% ethnic norwegian with the second largest immigrant group being of european heritage? Saying ahemd just goes to show how utterly brainwashed you are. Mystery meat retard.
>>530132529B-B-BUT PETE SAID WE HAD WARRIOR ETHOS!!1!!!! WE R MURRICA!!!!!!11!
>>530132761Maybe we misjudged him
>>530132529are any of these claims even true?I think they are literally all made up horseshit
>>530142203https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/06/us-investigators-believe-strike-on-iranian-girls-school-likely-carried-out-by-us-forceshttps://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/sri-lanka-rescues-30-people-board-distressed-iranian-ship-foreign-minister-says-2026-03-04/All the stated claims are true.
>>530138841>If you keep blowing people up, eventually you'll get a leader that doesn't want to be blown up and who'll play ball.> This isnt rocket science, its entry level human psychology lolcool. if its so easy, im sure you can show us just one example where this has worked and created a stable regime, not another civil war
>>530132529All these foreign flags shilling for IranMake us glad we've got two oceans to keep most of you at arm's length.
>>530132529You think President Newsom will give us Nuremberg trials and try the Trump admin for war crimes? I'll vote for him if promises me this.
>>530142601>any critique of the us is shilling for the other sideI mean you people are mostly idiots but even you should realize what this is
>>530142411>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/06/us-investigators-believe-strike-on-iranian-girls-school-likely-carried-out-by-us-forces>iran has said>https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/sri-lanka-rescues-30-people-board-distressed-iranian-ship-foreign-minister-says-2026-03-04/>"The Iranian vessel had taken part in a naval exercise organised by India in the Bay of Bengal from February 18 to 25, "So 2 weeks ago it was doing some exercise and then suddenly 2 weeks later a torpedo came from the US
>>530142578>hermany talks about how to win a warWhen is the last time Germany won a war? Its got to be at least 250 years.
>>530142601Its all democrat/eu D&C tactics trying to unfuck their mid-term election prospects.
>>530139302Kill yourself, kike
>>530132529>>530132806> blah blah I'm brown blah blah blah jews... blah blah I'm in Europe because of kremlin mass immigration as hybrid warfare...blah blah blah jews....blah blah blah I'm brown.You're going back. Reality.
>>530142901> hurrdurr countryflagrespond to the question migger.
>>530142847You can justify it all you want but it will go down in history as a rat tier move by the US navy. Not one attempt was made to have the crew surrender before you fired a torpedo at it, 2000 miles away from the conflict, you haven't fired a torpedo since world war 2 either, so not exactly a proud thing. It posed no threat to anyone and the captain would have surrendered the crew and ship given the ultimatum and returned to port. But you decided fuck that, green light to kill. No respect for sailors.
>>530134991>t. nogunzat least they have them. what do you have? 500k naturalized Africans?
>>530143460>brownThis cope is getting old retard
>>530143482>answer the questionNever. But that doesn't mean we're going to stop killing sand-niggers. Enjoy the next round of arab refugees faggot.
>>530137087Wow this totally makes slaughtering hundreds of innocent children okay now. Come on Iranians rise up with us we're the good guys.
>>530132529>thinking global audiences care if niggers dieAnon ...
>>530143094Dems have already won, idiot. The only hope the GOP has is trying to rig the midterms
>>530143729okay Moshe. I'm sure this will play well for your ilk in the long run
>>530137087Grok is too based to cuck on killing cops. MAGA!
>>530143546Iran didn't give us any warning before firing on our bases either Is that a problem for you?
>>530143874>niggersIranians have an higher average IQ than you do...
>>530138841You misunderstand. Israel wants boots on the ground to completely raze Iran like Gaza. They don't experience psychological safety without it. Period. End of story. It's what they want. It's what we're giving them. Either cry about it or deal.
>>530139759>blueskinned biscuit lipped nigger coonI could have gone without seeing one today.
>>530144164>wants to make stupid comparisons to justify a nigger tier move on the high seas Just agree to disagree, idc what you think
>>530132761That's why he's Cùcktin
>>530143546>RESPECT FOR SAILORSIf you want to join up with the armed forces of those who stand against the United States, be my guest. Free rides to the Titanic.
>>530144196>Iranianniggers are very different from other niggersNope. Niggers die. That's tough, right? Really hard truth to swallow. Anyway, I'm ordering in burritos today.
>>530144370Still a nigger tier move
>>530136388>Trump is a fucking war criminal and NOW the democrats CAN impeach himBut they won't, because AIPAC also control the democrats, and they aren't going to tell their owned and paid for senators to impeach their golem for doing their bidding.
>>530143940>the country that let millions of arabic males in as refugees calls me jewishJust a quick note you may not be aware; you don't have to let them in again like you did in 2015.
>>530132529The torpedo was dope and fuck foids
>>530143909Imagine believing this
>>530144439You think the niggers we sink are going to suddenly be shocked into acting civilized?
>>530138841You pretend as if leaders have some god-given authority. If there’s a leader playing ball with the enemy he might just get killed
>>530139328You are 14 years old.
>>530140163Bro were fighting a hydra. Irans not down at all and militsry operations continue, and will cost us 100 times more to fight them and thier strategy then its costing them. This was a fundamentally ruinous mistake on trumps part. We are not prepared to fight a war on the terms iran is fighting it minus a decades.long groundnoperstion once again or literally using nukes everywhere and that would cause an irreversible political and environmental fallout.
>>530143546>impotent seethingThere's literally nothing you can do to stop us. You're like some onions fag bitching to a girl while watching chad fuck up another guy ata bar whike she's soaking her barstool.
Mutts are retarded sheep, they will support another invasion but they will turn against it in twenty years like they did with the Iraq war.
>>530145134>starts talking about chad and sexNever change retards
>>530143612>fosters and profits off world wars, joining in at the last moment like a hyena>carries out color revolutions and assassinations of national leaders>enforces anti-national globohomo order worldwide>hurr durr why ur cunt in such a state LOLthe whole world is sick of you kikes
>>530132529That's how jews do war. Expect cowardice and cruelty to abound.
>>530132761Putin badly miscalculated, but he's still far more intelligent than Trumpstein.
>>530132529If anything, this proves that either Putin has the patience of a saint, or that Republican jingoists are psychotic pirates.
Amerimutts are selfish, amoral disgusting abomination of a "people" that never should have existed. Their whole land is made of the concept of greed and conquest.
>>530140163>trump is a kike?Hes literally the first president to convert to judaism
>>530132529The burger logic in this whole thing is insane too > im pro-life but i like to kill school girls and im proud!! > its fine because they are subhuman even tho they have higher iq and are whiter than me!! > oil is going up in price and that is good for the economy!! Billionaires have more money now!! You are not a communist are you?? Miggers need to get gassed
>>530145436You stand out newfag.Do you hate niggers yet?
>>530147092>newfagwas here before /pol/ was a thing, being a retard is a migger thing, not a 4chan thing.
>>530146148you've been thoroughly conquered by islam
>>530147228Not even close, but I'm sure x and /pol/ told you otherwise, and no not interest in continuing this
>>530143546>You can justify it all you wantthose were color revolutionaries and the numbers are made up and it didn't happen but it's a good thing it happened
>>530147204Imagine bragging about how much time you've spent in this cesspool.
>>530146148And now that greed and conquest is completely controlled by military industrial complex neocon zionists. It needs to collapse already
>>530132806They're not even playing 1D chess. We are being governed by the collective equivalent of high-functioning morons
>>530147461Oh it wasn't bragging, it was stating a somewhat sad fact
>>530137267This is American Tourist drives into a dam because of Google Maps level of stupid
>>530140163trump married all his kids off to jewshe's a republican from jew yorkhe's more jewish spiritually and ethically than most ethnic jews
>>530132529Trump took a giant bite of a shit sandwich with this one, how long will he chews?
>>530147228Our worst case scenario is becoming America, which we're thankfully not reaching any time soon. I hope NATO crumbles too. What a joke.
>>530132806>rolling thunder will bring north vietnam to its knees.
>>530137087That's bullshit, and that feminine fat fucking retard wouldn't know, anyway.Israelis and Americans "tested" AI targeting in Gaza by building a dataset of houses as viewed from above. They still had to actually strike the targets themselves. So, even if they were to use the same on Iran, it doesn't disprove that it was intentional.Israel's policy, the Dahiya doctrine, in English media is claimed to be attacks on infrastructure, in practice and in Hebrew media, it's the deliberate targeting of civilians for Zio enjoyment. They hate goyim. They're not bothered by international law while the US stands in the way. Use your heads, retards. That is why they struck the school. I'm sick of seeing newfags copying CNN or Fox and trying tor repair Israel's reputation.>ughh...I love jew cock so much, it was an accident, and their tech is amazing
>"without offering the sailors a chance to surrender"Unrelated but what actually happened to this kind of stuff in war?
>>530137087>AIoh yeah then theres this
>>530141877>unable to notice detailnot a good look anon
>>530132529You forgot:>Lowest support for a war in US history.
>>530138841what a Jewish thing to say. Yeah kill everyone and their families and keep killing and killing people, that surely will not backfire...
>>530132806>Only time will tell. The MIC may look stupid in the moment but they're always playing 4D chess.Sure they are.>Currently the US has record oil reserve defecits >Yesterday the US lifted sanctions on Russia to buy oil>Russia is sending Iran advanced radar systems, among other things>So basically, the US will use $$ to buy oil from Russia because the US doesn't have enough oil, and Russia will wind up using the extra dollars to send Iran even more military shitExplain the 4D chess fuckery involved in paying for your adversary to have more systems to target you better with
>>530132529https://youtu.be/AbQ3OfB-B68
>>530132529we jus wildin' and sheeit
>>530140744>murder of little children is le based as fuckyour nose is showing rabbi
>>530132529Yes.And it just got much more cringy as of last yesterday: >>530150998
Bruh
>>530147461What a nice pair of tits LOL !
>>530139701You seem like an upset lefty. You should work on that.
>>530153155I know you are taking the shit, but a significant number of Maga retards think that way and its depressing as fuck knowing there are that many retarded fucks.
>>5301451349/11?
>>530153291I was. Your reply makes me want to stop, though. Work on that. You sound like a fag who's shit is all retarded.
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>>530142601Why the fuck would any american want a war with Iran? I just dont see the apeal
>>530132529>Is this the cringiest war ever?Bush was cringier (thus far).
>>530153953American culture was far less cringe and gay back then, so people could just laugh at Bush, then go enjoy their entertainment afterwards.Now it's either look at what Trump is doing, look at what the trannies are doing, or go look at the same old shit you've seen a thousand times.
>>530132529> Is this the cringiest war ever?What do you expect when it’s being executed by 90 IQ mutt golems slaves to Jews?
youre a terrible poster op
>>530145491>oy veying>kvetchingif you hate kikes, why do you type like one?
>>530154735Thank you
