AMERICA WASTED ALL THAT MISSILES ATTACKING CHINESE BALLONS
>>530152963Balloons make people happy :)
>>530153236Thren why are they Chinese balloons and not japanese balloons? Why don't you build stuff to make people happy?
ccp shills>oh shit we need to save face>but we are so dumb we don't have any narratives left>I know....They really do scratch the bottom of the barrel to find you don't they.Thanks for always making me laugh and your desperation will always tell the real tale.
>>530153627they've fireworks
>>530152963Your ESL is showing
>>530152963I doubt the Americans would strike a tracked target with no heat signature.
>>530153765your EOL is always showing
>>530152963where's all the evidence of missile craters and shredded balloons? I haven't heard of any inflatable decoy blowing up and I'm in all the telegram channels
>>530152963Saddam hussein did the same in the first iraq war.
>>530152963I want this for my lawn
>>530153937Did you mean ESOL?
>>530153973>and I'm in all the telegram channelsObviously not if you're not in the Happy Balloon Fun Time channel.
>>530152963>quick break out the 100 year old technology
>>530154125the latex inflation fetish one or the balloon animal enthusiast one?
>>530152963So far it's just Israelis being deceived, that's why they kept attacking runways with painted airframes.For a people known for trickery, they can be so duped so easily.
>>530153793Oye vey, hot air does not exist. Someone please invent the "hot air balloon".
>>530154284kek
>>530152963The cope is real
>>530153651
>>530152963>Bomb balloon >Metal wreckage in the shape of a launch platform appearsChinks are true illusionists drumph has nothing on Xi
>>530154960Not exactly new tech.https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/operation-camouflage-hiding-aircraft-plant-under-fake-subdivision
>>530155094Balloons pop and the material would burn and melt immediately and whatever canvas cope that is would just burn too.
>>530154895The background characters look very sloppy.>two, bearded guys look identical>one guy is either standing in the bucket or clipping through itNot saying that they're not actually doing that... But, Iran would not let such footage leak in the middle of being attacked; and there is certainly no reason for the kikes to do it.
>>530152963The face of modern satellite drone based war
>>530152963Ok now that is based. Defeat the US by depleting the stockpiles with balloons. Perfect for a clown country
>>530154895that video is ai
>>530152963>all that missilesI fucking hate shitskins
kike genocide best day of my life, but those pictures are sloppy
Wumad chicksect sources keep getting better and better.
>>530153651Shouldn't you be worried about the jeetification of your country?
>>530152963>TFW BUK-M3 bouncy castle
>>530152963Fuck - you can buy these?>will to live increases slightly
>>530152963Im not having children. Not my problem
>>530152963>WW2 inflatable tanksChina can only copy
I don't get why push this narrative though? Most of the bombed shit exploded properly, not a balloon explosion.
>>530158434They’re getting their shit pushed in and showing the world it’s better to align with the US instead of China and Russia.
>>530152963Can you buy these?
>>530152963How much does it cost? would be cool to have one. my bet is maybe 1-2K usd for an average citizen?
>>530158864>>530160253in alibaba there's one at 922 USD
>>530152963Do they sell those online? I wanna put one up in my front yard
>>530152963wowww they had a whole decoy army? cheap.I hope it was bigger than their real army.
>>530160387Also damn those other inflatables look cool
>>530152963https://youtu.be/AbQ3OfB-B68
