Man I really wanted to go swimming today, but the pool's closed.
why cant they just hug the uae side of the hormuz strait. im retarded but serious, just hug it and sneak away. tf iran gon' do
>>530162481Pool's closed due to raids.
>>530162546The missiles have a long range anon.
>>530162559kek
>>530162592ok just board innocent civilians on the ship and announce it, like put 500 civilians on the ship so iran cant blow it up and they have to let them pass for oil transport or whatever
>>530162481migger aids is very dangerous, you know
>>530162648found the jew
>>530162722checked
>>530162481>literal Dick Butt geographical feature
>>530162546Seabed probably not deep enough and you would end up grounding your ship, plus insurance companies cancelled coverage.
>>530162481The strait is narrow enough for an experienced sea swimmer to swim across.
>>530162481Man I really wanted to have a global economy today, but The Strait Of Hormuz Is Closed
>>530162824
>>530162648Writing from telaviv
>>530162797ah>>530162722>>530163033im trying to save the economy you niggers
>>530162546If you loose a vlcc it will take 3-4 years to replace it.Meanwhile the lease rate for vlcc has jumped 4x
>>530162481persians dont surf, its fine
>>530162797Yeah and that single ship might worth billions.
>>530163167>put civilians in likely targets >to save the economyshalom rebbe. how many foreskins did you eat to come up with this?
>>530162559lel
Seems to be open for Chinese and russians
>>530163585no the point is that they WONT get killed you dumb bitch. they will not send a missile to do it, you make big fucking money getting oil through; makes up more than enough to pay 500 souls the time to just lounge on the ship in the meantime. it's a great way for those 500 people to make easy money, possibly get out of poverty.it's literally the best fucking fix imaginable you stupid fucking piece of shit dumb nigger. they will not risk the PR disaster of killing 500 civilians STUPID nigger jesus christ
>>530163333
>>530162559I beat you to it: >>530109117
