>A clump of human brain cells can play the classic computer game Doom. While its performance is not up to par with humans, experts say it brings biological computers a step closer to useful real-world applications, like controlling robot arms.Whoa, fuck everything else going on we just got wetware and biocomputers.
>>530166586Links:https://www.newscientist.com/article/2517389-human-brain-cells-on-a-chip-learned-to-play-doom-in-a-week/https://www.popsci.com/technology/human-brain-cell-computer-plays-doom/
>>530166586>playdid it actually learn is it just running into walls and shit
in other words wrongthink detection chips closer to reality.
But can it play Myth 2 Soulblighter on Bungie.net vs a comet, an eclipse and two kings?
>>530166586AI is a demons trapped in code
>>530166586>FreedoomCringe. That's not DOOM.
>>530166586This makes me queasy, I don't know what to think of it.Wasn't it a real brain, though, they took from a dead guy? How do I keep my brain away from this eternal damnation?
>>530167093This anon gets it
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>>530167395They already own your DNA and tissue, anon. You can't stop the singularity.It is inevitable.
>>530166586Warhammer 40k servitors coming to fruition earlier than expected
>>530166586>human brain cellsthese scientists are the same retards that claim that "confirmation of alien life will destroy society" btwthese bitches dehumanize everything. no, not dehumanize, deSAPIENCIZE (they say this while preaching about diversity and equality) and i wouldn't be surprised if they got funded by epstein circlethose cells are a person, it may not be a human but it is still a personcongratulations to those scientists, they treat life the same way muslims treat dogs
>grow bodiless brain in chip>give it guns>trap its mind in a simulation of hell where its only option is to fight for survival against demons>it can never escape hell, only repeat the cycle of tormentjesus fuckin christ
>>530167568I don't want to do this, man.>>530167608Looks like I'll have to, though.
>>530167864fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>530166586Kill these "reptile people" if true, any of those and / or them that feel entitled to experimenting on animals, individuals, brains, etc... in a repulsive way ... Just because they're "educated" and can do-pid / just do-pid doesn't make it "intellectual" nor right, that's what they don't know or know but choose to be scum, Anons
>>530167751What constitutes a person, tripfag? If someone gets brain surgery, are the excised cells a seprate entity or still you?When do twins in the womb become individuals? By division did they kill their original sibling?
>>530166586Oh boy, born just in time for eternal biological mindbox torture prisons
>>530167395When you get your terminal diagnosis, place yourself into a molecular annihilation chamber
>>530166586>profits aren't high enough lately, how can we make people buy computers every year instead of every 5-10 years?>WAIT I GOT IT what if their computers had components that died and rotted after a short time so they have to constantly replace components?>and everyone clapped
>>530166586If you believe that I've got a covid vaccine to sell you. It's both safe and effective
>>530166586>in a weekThis is how you know it's a fake article.
