https://x.com/whitehouse/status/2029741548791853331
>>530170477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4FbRfeOl-8
>>530170477why is the kike government like this?
Are they trying to piss off everyone?
>>530170477This is the most retarded timeline
Cringe.
>>530170477>American culture>Its all tv show and video game characters
>>530170477The Maga government is pandering to Reddit.
>>530170477>noooo don't you know we're the only ones who can use movies and tv for politicslol lefties big mad over these.
>>530170663You know this is the end times right? He wasn’t lying when he said you don’t need to vote again. Take care.
>>530170477Never thought I would say this, but I miss Biden
>>530170477honestly they should have posted a video of jewish drag queens line dancing and going YAAAASSS KWEEEEEENit would be less humiliating
>>530170663>british culture>knives>paki rape gangs>prison for mean tweets>pedophile royals
>>530170663>European culture.>It's all weird food.
>>530170477Why is the emoji a burning american flag?
>>530170477You kids still like video games right?
>>530170477Master chief will save amerigolems in Iran. Finish the Fight for Israel.
>>530170684> lol lefties big madKys chud
>>530170477Kamala actually would’ve been better
>>530170477I’m starting to think boomers were the last “serious” generation. Now that gen xers and millennials are taking over the system it’s just devolving into a clown show.
Probably appeals to exactly the 80-95iq people who they need to go fight for Israel right now.
>>530170801Boomers run the country retard
>>530170477>Be 'gamer president'>Give billions to jew altman>He uses that money to buy the entire global supply of ram >Consoles and computers are now unaffordable
>>530170663Some of them are Japanese, too.What's worse is the random clips of people getting killed. I guess one of the /uhg/ glowniggers got a promotion.
>>530170742>>530170743>CopeYou are just proving britanon right kek
>>530170477pretty out of touch to spotlight all these subverted franchises that were used to push the dei agenda this administration and right-wing pundits used to propel the maga movement to victory twicekikes going mask off cause they think it's time that everything is going to be burnt to the ground
>>530170477Faggots are trembling. This is a chuds world now.
>>530170477If Halo is good enough for Saint Carlo Acutis, it’s good enough for me.
I was cringe at first but after watching it two to three times, it started getting hype. I even did 10 push ups from the adrenaline, gonna go to a recruitment officer tomorrow.
>>530170928
>>530170477so the innocent get shot and the guilty can buy their way out of consequences
>>530170906And those same miggers still think they are fighting the "culture war" that got us here. I hope they get sent to the actual war in the front lines.
>>530171025Make sure you wear a condom when you're in the red light district.
>>530170957Subverted franchise you say? Halo will always be the white man's game.
>>530170900Your mom runs the country
Trump needs to issue an executive order to release Half Life 3.
>>530171265>half life 3 for those who served a minimum of 1 tourFucking genius
>>530170477>How do you do, fellow kids
Operation Epic Fail
>>530170477100 years from now jews willl be teaching my great grand kids about the great iran holocaust and how they rounded up jews and turned them into space aliens and cast magic on their buttholes and transformed them into candy with a tentacle on their heads and blasted them with energy beams. but luckily the survivors tricked them into nuking themselves 1000 times. and now they get monthly payments becuase its white people's fault for white supremacies.that is how much nothing ever happens.it will be the exact same.
>>530170477i never understood the appeal of halo because i grew up playing pc games/shooters and was exposed to mouse aiming way earlier than consolefags.
>>530170477Yeah forerunner tech will be needed otherwise all the blood spilled will awaken the flood. This is less metaphorical than I'd like it to be. If you understand this message, it is for you. Do not hold back on the highest of technologies.
>>530170570And make us poor. And all the other countries are racing to stay poorer than America.
>>530170477ermm... Deadpool is Canadian
>Operation apaic fury will take 4 days>Maybe a week>Okay we are prepared for it to take a few months>many decadesLmao trump is a fucking retard
>>530171199
>>530171519OG Bungie who made the first 4 games were all white males and the main character (Chief) is a white man. The fact you "never understood halo" tells me you're probably a poop skin color or jew
>>530171805Cope.
>>530170477cringe
>>530170663Iranians know Amerisharts better than they know themselves
>>530170477this account is pure IDF propaganda now
>>530170477>justice
>>530171886my friends would want to play halo and halo 2 every single day after school and i had to tolerate the fucking awful controller aiming.my nipples are pink and i can eat bacon cheeseburgers while drinking milk.
>>530171519You could connect the Xbox with a network cable and do local multiplayer on separate TVs. It was like the next gen goldeneye. Kids would bring their xbox over to a friends place and just borrow bring the bedroom TV into the living room or bring their own TV or buy a cheap tiny one, and do LAN parties. Shit was great.
>>530170477marty would approve of the chief being used in this way
>>530172166yeah i know. I went to a bunch of those just to hang out with my friends. then itd be my turn to play and it would just be a headache. after a while i became content with just watching them play.
>>530170477Its all about War Thunder. and how much i hate myself at the age of 32
>>530170477Are we the söyböys?
>>530171957
>>530172153But can you be milked while eating bacon cheeseburgers?
>>530170477ir*n = voldemortisrael = baby yodausa = iron man
>>530170477Remember when right wingers would make fun of left wingers for going "THIS IS LIKE IN MY HECKING MOVIES!"Trump isn't even letting you keep that one, MIGA
>>530172008>daily fail
>>530172258>weSpeak for yourself, migger
>>530170477yeah but iran is still losing to operation epic epstein. how pathetic is that.
>>530172008Lol, if your heroes are literally immortal then your enemies can't assassinate them. Iran needs stronger heroes.
>>530170570I wonder if the door slighty opens for China to somehow save the rest of us from this madness.
I simply doon't know how the Democrats will fix this country. You'd need at, at bare minimum, murder every trump voter.
>>530172008In the art of 21st century international government-level banter... Iranians will never be matched. May God protect them. The odds are stacked against them. They have a mean poker face but are incapable of bullshitting.
>>530172008Lmao
>>530171025>>530171805>mind broken piggerLMAO, you lost
>>530172288Why did you post a Korean wearing a Russian flag tricolour T-shirt?
>>530170477Master Chief was a slave child soldier created by a shadow government to kill his own parents, who escaped, made peace with the Aliens that won the galactic war against humanity, and spent the rest of his life running from his own government's attempts to assassinate him.
>master chief fighting for the jews and their golems so they can exterminate humanitydoubt
>>530170663Yes, unfortunately yes, that or niggers, because Niggers are America’s gods. Americans fear niggers like a mortal would fear God. They’re not allowed to curse or speak ill of niggers, like how you mustn’t blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against niggers and beg for mercy, like you’d beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they’re allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous niggers, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created food stamps for niggers for this very purpose. Jesus gets two annual days of reverence, while niggers get an entire month plus MLK’s birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease niggers. This is because nigger worship is the official religion of America.
>>530170477Their social media team is definitely earning their paychecks. The amount of memes coming out of the white house Twitter account is insane. Beautiful edits, very polished.
>>530170570probably chutpah
>>530173052Microsoft/Bill gates has only kept the Halo franchise alive this long because even in 2001 it was pushing Ai and transhumanism. Also MC was originally made to counter *human insurrectionists even before the alien invaders.
>>530170477>The Breaking Bad clipIs this for real
>>530170477If Halo had ended at 3, maybe Reach even, without the travesty that 343 did to the franchise these tweets might actually pull in a few guys.
>>530173052I dont think any of that is true except him being a child soldier.
>>530172008If they took out this guy America would crumble in a week. Hes our last bastion of youth.
>>530173847>Also MC was originally made to counter *human insurrectionists even before the alien invaders.Yes those were his own people.The spartans are slaves selected during free government vaccinations to participate in a program that kills half of them and was meant to turn the rest into sociopathic golems that would go back and murder their own people on behalf of a three letter agency.The UNSC is evil. You were supposed to see the parallel where both factions were being run by a shadow cabal of faggot jews, ONI and the Prophets were direct equivalents to each other. Halo 3 ended with 99% of the human race dead and the Elites ruling the galaxy, setting up earth as a preserve for the last of the humans.
>>530174488Kek
>>530170477James Brown
>>530174450ONI is a shadow government.Spartans were taken from colonial populations to then be sent back and terrorize those colonial populations on behalf of ONI.The Elites absolutely fucking won the war, and they're the only faction at the end with significant space assets before Halo 3 was totally retconned by Halo 4. Humanity was an endangered species after the battle for earth. Population numbers were literally given for the number of survivors.Halo 4 and 5 and multiple pieces of the expanded material are about ONIs attempts to neutralize Chief. In the audio drama they even blamed him for a mass shooting with doctored footage.
>>530172008Mutts live in an alternate reality.
>le i'm le dangerWhat kind of reddit retard runs the White House account?
>>530170663>American culture>Its all tv show and video game charactersNow you understand why it was taken over by marxists and their feminist/tranny golem's
>>530170477OPERATION AIPAC FIERY
>>530172008I mean if they did bomb Nickelodian or Marvel studios a lot of people would be upset. I'm just saying. Please ignore my idea if you're reading Iran, my mom would be mad at me if I got someone bombed.
>>530174824 >ONIs attempts to neutralize Chief.And their attempts was to send a literal nigger and lesbians after him. You can't make this shit up.
>>530175060Literally everything in that picture was a raging success except concord because people got icked out by playing a transgender character
>>530170560because magats unironically voted for this
>>530175060Nobody sane looks at american shit anymore. It needs to come from asia or no looky.
>>530170477NGL clownworld is starting to get funny
>>530175581Why would you lie on the internet
>>530176066Everyone i know enjoyed some of those things, what are you on about bro?
>>530170570Yep. This an OP to destroy Traditional Conservatism in favor of Neo-Authoritarian Socialist Judaic Golemry.
>>530170477rehab not punishment.
>>530173001
>>530170742That's neoliberal "british culture". Wasn't like that until the last 15 years.
>>530173021why did you get so assblasted you switched vpn proxies lol mongolian chink
>>530172008>hurr durr you don’t have heroes like our old fart Why are they like this
>>530170534early console days before sissy cheaters
>>530176217>Everyone i know enjoyed some of those thingsThat does not make them a "raging success". The acolyte was even cancelled kek
>>530170477kino
>>530176436Post more, I know you're sneething and I love it
>>530170477Is this how gamer conservatives see themselves?
>>530170477I'm ready to enlist
>>530170560The people doing this propaganda are the same faggots you posted alongside with in /pol/ Dark Age edit threads.
>>530175581>Literally everything in that picture was a raging successAcolyte cancelled, all actors and director career on the rocks, Dr.Who actor fired, show cancelled, caused irrepairable damage to brand depicting Who as a gay zesty nigger, dustborn peaked at 500 players, concord 400 million dollar loss, server shut down after 1 week, borderlands franchise killed after movie+new game, >>530175680>It needs to come from asia or no looky.like what? your borderline pedo "anime"? The 3000th anime where the story is "virgin boy discovers supowers and gets the girl"? Nips are followers, 28 years later Bone Temple is a great horror movie that came out from here recently, next year you will some shitty Nip knockoff, that's what they do
>>530177999why are you russian shills so obsessed with gets
>>530179488That shit actually ruined the song for me it was the cringiest propaganda ever. I took it off my mgmt playlist and only listen to the congratulations album plus a few other songs now since it filters everybody.
>>530175351The girls weren't lesbians, one of them is trying to fuck an elite canonically.
>>530176217You know a lot of people who played dustborn and liked it?You could probably fit everyone who liked dustborn into one car.
Does a 14 year old run their Twitter or something?
>>530178397hah
>>530176292This, but unironically.
>>530170560because you. and all of your friends and family, and everything you stand for, deserves to be fucking relentlessly hunted down and murdered
>>530170477>chingus is that some mongolian operation
>>530170477You should ask yourself why they are mainly using media targeted at millennial instead of zoomer for their propaganda.
>>530184405You are aware both the reds and the blues both work for Israel, right?
>>530184766That is a good question.
>>530170477amerishits are so cringe holy fuck
>>530184766Actually when you think about animus effect / bleeding effect it kinda makes sense: they enshittified the simulators so you go looking for dopamine and acheivements in real life. Fuck that’s wicked.
BASED
>>530170477MAGA LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AWOOOOOOOOO SHADILAY!!!!!!! PRAISE TRUMP
>>530172008Iran tried and got clapped by Spongebob, anyhow
>>530170765god fuck them for ruining halo, i miss halo 2 fuck
>>530170477lmao
>>530170560They chose Kike nepotism over talent and intelligence. In the US kike nepotism has reached critical mass. They are now too stupid to manipulate and too incompetent to intimidate. Our whole country has reached has reached The Peter Principle in unison.
>>530170477what the fuck
>>530170477best start believing in 3rd world countries anon, 'cause you're living in one.
>>530170663And foreign culture is nothing but obsessing over American politics every day.
>>530170570Who would be happy with what the US is doing, except for Jews?
>>530170534blast from the past!
>>530172166Checked. You're describing my 14yo birthday party to a T. Getting those massive TVs all in the same room and rearranging furnitures to make them fit was already special and an impressive sight. Online gaming simply can't compete.
>>530170477Dude. I don't use x. I won't click the link.Is this real?Am I real?Is anything real?
