PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>530172522>I’ve never drank fireballTo me, it tastes like if you mixed a strong cinnamon candy with a little rubbing alcohol
Niggers tongue my anus
Bros I got drunk and fell down. Fuck
Must cinnadust goy
You know what else is gentle and dependable? Me, constipation overalls lady.
>>530172789Mate…
>>530172789Wait until tomorrow and the pain will be 10x worse
>>530172819Do you think she had enough time to get her overalls off when the urge to crap emerges?
>>530172832I fell on my side while I was carrying something heavy. And I fell on top of a bunch of other shit in a hallway. Pretty lucky I didn’t seriously hurt myself
>>530172819Faggot, you gotta be mean and abusive to women. A hoe will never respect you if you don't slap the shit out of her once in a while
TYB
>>CUTIE ALERT
>>530172878Shit I never saw the post for a new thread I was starting to do an emergency back
>>530172957DAYUUUM
>the police are around>you gotta hide yo crackGOT EEM
>>530172803That bacon belongs on an applebee's burger.
lol boomer is fucked
WASTED
>>530172979>I was starting to do an emergency backThank you for your service, backup baker
This guy is drunk
>drunk guy driving through police activityI’ve seen this episode before…
over a .20
>>530173048>This guy is drunkAnd it seems like the guy they're looking forGot a bloody hand, and is missing his phone?Yeah that matches
Looks like they found the guy they were looking for
>>530173048Freebie DUI arrest for the show
>>530173121He found them.
A wild Otis appears…
I have less trouble understanding drunk Spanish speaks than this guy…
Holy shit what a wild turn if this is actually who they're looking for
He sounds like the coach in Waterboy
nike pegasus 41 I think #street_cred
Grampypamps is drunk again and returned to the scene of the crime
>>530173174kek is that McNulty
>>530173203What were they searching for him for?
I think that hottie is part of the opl producers
>>530173248I didn't catch it completely, something about blood and a fireball bottle
>>530173248The blood and cell phone earlier
>>530173246Yup. That drunk irish bastard
>>530173174i was just thinking about The Wire today and decided it sucked. it was boring and slow and they tried to make the individuals we see in the crime news doing terrible shit seem like people just like you and me, just with a different race and job.
>>530173284>>530173300Thank you anons.
My farts smell like a tire fire.
>>530173327Okay.
>>530173333Checked. That's a sign of good health.
>>530173333
*enhance*
>>530173333...checked
>>530173327Maybe the low level guys but Stringer, the other main guy, and the guy who ended up in prison were stone cold killer villains.
Gimli the Dwarf suddenly appears.
So they are just going to ignore that he was clearly driving while drunk?
>>530173333>Now we're going to Toledo, Ohio>Where there's reports of fart tire>Sorry, shots fired
>I dindu nothin>I ain't got shit>And I'm gonna be a big asshole about itNiggers, man
>>530172686Yum.
>>530173448I don't think he was drunk anymore, a concussion maybe.
>>530173327I liked it until they put this cartoon character in it.
Nigga looks like Eazy E
thats a big hat for a small head
>Yankees dodgers hatAnyone who wears something like this should be sent to a gulag.
I ain't dun sheit mayne
>You won't want to miss a minuteDan, I want to miss every moment your face and voice are on screen
>>530172522I got addicted to fireball like a nigger with crack. It's the only liqour that gets me buzzed as soon as I start drinking it and doesnt give me a hangover. I am trying to stay away from it, sticking with vodka now because the sugar content is so high in fireball.
>>530173561After the AIDS
>>530173561nah too tall
>>530173511I really like the wire but I hated this. You’re right-it was like a cartoon character.
>>530173668Agreed. I see what they were trying to do with the character but it just didn’t work
>>530173511This is a good example - this character had genuine promise because of the conflict between who he was and where he was, but it barely went anywhere. The storylines were too played out and anticlimactic IMO. Like that no drug laws zone. They didn't pursue it very far. I blame the writers because Sopranos for example wasn't a big budget production but the characters made it good.
Oh no, I just remembered tonight is Daylight SavingsFuck
RoughlyTHIRTYSEVENPERCENTOFFILERS QUALIFYYYYHIIII
>>530173745I personally think the wire is in the same cateogry as sopranos where everything is just fucking long and drawn out with minimal action that I can just find something else to consume my time and entertain me. I blame the HBO kikes.
>>530173769spring forward, get fucked
>>530173511There's black guys exactly like that, check out Farrakhan and his followers.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_FarrakhanThey wear bowties and suits and preach about black unity, they study and speak well. No one gave a shit when Farrakhan was talking about how bad whites and the government are but once he started to talk about jews they went after him. There was a bit of a splinter and some of the group joined the Black Israelites instead who're the black guys who dress like they're in Harry Potter and claim to be the 'real jews.'>pic related on opl>a Farrakhan follower in the wild
>>530173609Same I used to drink a lot of bourbon and whisky… I had to quit because the hangovers were killing me amd switched to vodka and can see why Russians can drink that shit lie, water because the hangovers are almost nonexistent unless you drink like a 1.75ml bottle a night
>>530173776SIMPLE FORM 1040RETURNS ONLY
>>530173848I fully understand he was supposed to be NOI, it was just a dumb plot line and his character's dialog was fucking stupid.
It’s big poppi!
>>530173823The wire is better than the Sopranos. The sopranos is vastly overrated
>>530173885NOW THIS IS TAXES!
Niggers like this are the biggest pieces of shit
>officer klump
>>530173776>>530173885>>530173924At least nigger rap music is finally dying
>>530173919Sopranos was good except for the whole gay story line which ruined like 2 seasons
>>530173919I'd rank them similarly, maybe with the sopranos a little higher.
>>530173919Dumbest opinion I’ve ever heard
how the fuck did this boomer get no charges
>>530173414
>>530173919Wrong.
Why are we following the reddit brothers when Daytona has hotties like that in the department? Dan really doesn't know what brings butts to the seats.
>>530174157The home ferio storyline was drawn out and boring too. Same when they went to Italy
>>530174218It has to be due to state laws on what is considered a stop or not is all I can think. Or he doesn't smell like booze at all and is just literally boomhauer.
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus!
>love ya, buddy>love you too
>>530174157This. I had to skip a lot in the 2nd watch.
>>530174246
Of all the places to lay down and smoke he does it by the tucking propane tanks
the cops don't know what buzz balls are? they better wise up
Another gas station sleeper?
>>530174264You are the one who is wrong saar. Even season two of the wire was better than most of the sopranos>any episode with aj storyline immediately skipped
is sleeping in front of a gas station a passtime of druggies in Louisiana?
Are they trying to arrest batman?
>>530174420Easiest place to stay out of the rain must be
Built for plapjak
>>530174246Not shabby at all
>>530174407Oh man you’re one of those people who look down on season 2 too? You just reveal your own ignorance.
Fun fact these gas stations only have fresh fruit to entice EBT niggers
>>530174472what is that
Weirdly enough that bat was probably retail for like $200
>>530174472Would.
>>530174549No I like season two but I know most other people don’t. The worst season is the one where the former detective tries to become a teacher…Or maybe the newspaper one
>On the way to the batting rangeIt's a batting cage dan, not a batting range.Maybe he was thinking of golf and a driving range
>>530174592He got it for free.
Uh oh
>>530174633Season 4 is when prez becomes a teacher and that was the best season. 5 is the weakest but it’s still good.
>>530174694Why was that the best one?
>>530174644Checked.. He got it for free 99 or the five finger discount
send this cop back to driving school, fucking embarassing
…nice driving, officer.
That was one shitty driver
Actually a good ad for the Durango. Handled well and took a side to side bang at speed and barely moved off its path
Why are dodge cars the worst cars and worst for resell value, but they’re the undisputed champions of running from police?
FUCK tvapp just froze up
>cuhShoot that bitch
>>530174912Stellantis knows their market.
Goblinas
Richie just quoted Vanessa Carlton
>drunk driving spicAbout as rare as stinking shit.
>>530175089GAAAY
>you like fishdicks?
>>530175187Love 'em.
>>530174740I can only speak for myself but I think the season covers the scope of the city’s issues well without ever getting bogged down in one storyline. With the kids, and Prez, you see the mismanagement and waste of the school system and how it, like every other institution in the show, pursues attractive statistics often at the expense of actual quality work. You see Marlo & Co.’s brutality in their take over if the drug trade. You see Carcetti’s election and his hopes and promises to his electorate dashed by the realities of the office. New meat, same grinder.
>>530175251No offense, but you fell for David Simon's bullshit. 'It's the system, not the people.' Nah, it's the people.
>>530175187>>530175248I haven’t eaten fish sticks in like 25 years and back in the day we ate them with ketchup and baked them in the oven… I still have no desire to eat fish sticks to this day
i've never seen the sopranos or the wire.
>>530175465You're a gay fish
>>530175473The wire is pseudo intellectual bullshit. The sopranos is probably the best series ever created.
>>5301755124u
>>530175465>>530175512Also on another note death to all New Englanders
A lot more overlap with /tv/ itt than I ever realized
>>530175251I can see your point but I agree with>>530175377The earlier seasons showed the brutality of the niggers like when they tortured and killed Omar‘s boyfriend, killing wallace over nothing, that woman the nephew nigger killed through the window etc. The problem is niggers not lack of money fo dem programz
>>530175473Oz was better anyway.
>>530175465They were never very good. I’ve also never had any since I was a child
chirp
>>530174472She looks like Chris Farley's bastard daughter
>spanish speakers>*chirp*
>CHIRP
>>530175709Kek
>>530175651Aldi has frozen crab cakes and lobster cakes that basically adult fish sticks, they're not bad in the fryer with the wasabi sauce I found a while back.
>>530175709>>530175732I thought I heard that too
>>530175377I’m pretty sure we’ve had this discussion before. Simon and friends tried to capture the city as they saw it. I don’t agree with every facet their views but I do completely agree that people are molded and changed by their environment. No, I don’t support bail reforms, restorative justice, and most of the other bs that simply looks to excuse violent, destructive, and antisocial behavior but I do think that a large amount of it comes surroundings. And, as shown in the show, you see that it’s not as simple as "mo money for programs" as they discuss money that is dumped into education and social programs with little to no effect.
They should check if that woman is legally in the country
The chirps write the memes at this point
>>530175784you didn't imagine it. 2 distinct chirps.
>>530175765You know any frozen crab cakes or crab stick from places that make sushi is all imitation crab which is made up of trash fish like bologna they dye to make look like crab.
>>530175855Too bad I can't save the link for later. Here is the /lpbg/ collection:Chirp Collection:Chirps aplenty https://youtu.be/Hzjxm_1D1x0?t=6811Chirp https://youtu.be/UApbJBAx5iI?t=10289Dueling chirps https://youtu.be/KZUa02btdZ8?t=1799Chirp https://youtu.be/F4iRFXllkK0?t=7737Schizo Chirp https://youtu.be/mYftfHdInVc?t=3309First chirps aplenty of 2025 https://youtu.be/1JmDmUMtUDY?t=861Chirps (2/10/25) https://youtu.be/j1NvEt8o-xU?t=13173Chirps aplenty (7/22/2025) https://youtu.be/0jtOze_CHZI?t=1983Chirps (9/18/2025) https://youtu.be/NKrRyNSxLT4?t=9968Phantom chirps (9/23/2025) https://youtu.be/4BQoe-AKHcc?t=12558Orange hair chirps 12/1/25 https://youtu.be/F7GNSL1rr3k?t=7282First chirps of 2026! (2/11/26) https://youtu.be/M5QoOtdPpRs?t=4248
>>530175800I am still floored by how common this is.
>>530175908I absolutely know that and I don't care. Bologna isn't a fish either, you can read on the package which fish they use for the imitation portion and its usually pollock. Same as fish sticks.
>>530175908The "crab" in grocery store sushi tastes like tilapia soaked in crab juice.
>>530175993At least lazy white people will take the smoke detector down until they can get batteries. It seems to be completely unheard by browns.
>>530176014I know just warning anons who don’t know… real crab meat costs a lot of money and the crab stick they order at their favorite sushi place is imitation crab made up random fish parts
a dan special
>>530175962What's up audioanon? I should start saving your links in a notepad document.
>>530176150It's life story time.
>throw handsAnd I thought she was just a dorky lady with a touch of the 'tism
>>530176150Is she slow or just drunk?
weird forehead
retarded or drunk, call it
>>530176118Yeah real blue crab is stupid expensive lately. I have my theories as to why but they aren't /pol/ friendly at first take.
>>530176156Hi fren! I just keep the list. I am a big admirer of his work though.
>>530176234Her girlfriend is her husband.
>>530176101I don’t know how you can live with that sound. I was house sitting and had one go off at 3 am. I lasted five minutes before I drive to 7-11 for a 9v.
>>530176234kek
Both of these retards are on meth
>>530176248Do share
>>530175536>The wire is pseudo intellectual bullshit. The sopranos is probably the best series ever created.is it?i rarely watched any series cos i heard ppl hype em up then they turned out to be barely watchablethe only series i watched completely were>original twin peaks(not the update)>original x-files(not the update>battlestar galactica (2004)and even they had some issues, but overall pretty enjoyable
average ohio couple
>>530176248Blue crabs are free if you have a chicken neck and some string.
>i get on there, but i don't get on therewoodchipper
>>530176242>retarded or drunk, call it
>what's kick
>>530176360showing him his frog picture collection
>>530176322Overharvest has been happening in the big harvest states, Maryland for sure I know of for like at least ten years now but the commercial fishing lobby is very powerful and can fight regs restricting harvest to smaller sizes to protect the population>>530176361Yeah small time harvest from the pier isn't the issue
>>530176351I just started Twin Peaks a few weeks ago and I love it. Although the middle of season two is slow>xfiles rebootIt was mostly terrible but it did accurately predict the Covid scam, even mentioned a PCR tests
>>530176437can fight reg changes to larger sizes i meant to say*
>>530176351aren't they making a new x-files with black folx
Nova Scotia retarded weatherman Frankie follows a bunch of whores on twatter. It surprised me when I found out.
>>530176439Twin Peaks season 2 is a slog, but it gets better by the end. Lynch was kicked off the show and then came back as I understand it. I really liked the third season, but it's polarizing.
>>530175568there's always been tangents in /opl/ and not only about pop culture
>>530176437>but the commercial fishing lobby is very powerfulexcept for lobstermen in Maine where the industry has been getting killed
>>530176572I think I’m getting near the end of two but I was thinking about just starting over again from season one because I did not give it the attention it deserves and got distracted while watching quite often
>>530176437>Overharvest has been happening in the big harvest statesThere is a theory that since commercial redfishing was banned, their rebound has lead to the decline in crab populations.
>>530176439Have you seen the twin peaks movie? Or cape fear with Robert De Niro? Those are the two most obvious mkultra movies I’ve ever seen, nothing but pure evil from the start to the end… They’re literally psyop movies.
>>530176557I'll be damned. I bet they're all well over 20 years old though.
No way that building is legal.
>>530175792yes and ty for response but he never points the fingers where they should be pointed. stops short of it.
*chirp*
>>530176572Lynch made the movie after the tv show got cancelled… it’s spooky and demon filled with mkultra shit
>>530176615Oh it totally can change by species and by state thats why fishery management is so dynamic and contested. Same with the white lobstermen in Canada that have reduced regs compared to the natives, while the natives just fucking waste catch >>530176653Absolutely another good example of downstream effects and why fisheries management is never cut and dry >t. fisheries biologist
>>530176655No I don’t think so. Are you talking about fire walk with me?
>>530176744I enjoyed the movie and season 3 "the return" on shotime.
>>530176774No lynch condensed the entire twin peak series into a movie after the tv show got cancelled and it’s weird and creepy as fuck
>>530176557
>>530176789Is the movie standalone or should I watch it after season two or three? And before the reboot?
>>530176692And well fed. Some darkies too.
>>530176439>>530176572>>530176620yeah, season 2 is wacky, but still has the atmosphere and some decent storylinesi always feel the need to watch it in the falljust has the right atmosphere>>530176508kek... i would watch if it were duchovny in blackface
>>530176602>there's always been tangents in /opl/ and not only about pop cultureI remember one night we were talking about female vocalist musicComfy times
Even this sex offender has a fiancee. What's your excuse, /pol/?
>>530172642Was meth involved?
>>530176868Watch the movie as a standalone, I don’t know about the series on showtime which was made much later
he's got cannon balls
>>530176865Kek. /ahsg/ was so fun when that hurricane was headed directly towards Frankie.
>>530176868Fire Walk with Me should be watched after season 2, before season 3. The film Mulholland Drive can be watched anytime, same vibe, probably the same universe, but not directly related.
>>530176961shall not be infringed!
>>530176868watch it after season 2....it's a prequal and shows what happened to laura
>>530176963/ahsg/ threads are the comfiest
>>530176723I think fingers are pointed but I understand your claim that he doesn’t do it, or doesn’t do enough of it. Some people are only capable of looking at events in one light. Take this show for instance; I’ve heard a number of people criticize it for presenting perps in a poor light. Those critics barely, if at all, acknowledge that many are breaking the law; they see only police harassment. It’s the same thought process that blames the cops when someone runs, crashes, and kills someone.
>>530176923>Even this sex offender has a fiancee. What's your excuse, /pol/?Yeah
>>530176963i miss /ahsg/ hope we get some kino this season
>>530176976Mulholland drive was eye opening as well… Nobody wants to take that fall
>>530176923Sometimes things just don’t work out. Maybe if I rack up a sex offense I’ll have better luck. BRB gonna go pee near a school.
>>530176976>>530177002Thanks niggas
>>530177056What's the story behind that photograph?
>>530176572>I really liked the third season, but it's polarizing.>>530176789>I enjoyed the movie and season 3 "the return" on shotime.i didn't care for it...completely different feelalthough had some classic lynch, but mostly feel like lynch had lost it by that point...the acting is pretty bad as apposed to weird/stylized as is lynch's normal
>>530177144>What's the story behind that photograph?anon was prepping for the storm with pizza coupons
>>530177069Never mind I got it mixed up with mulholland falls
>>530177234>pizza made in a factoryI seriously hope you guys don't eat this.Support you local pizzeria, or make your own.
>voluntarily got into carGreat job, Dan. Keep ignoring actually abducted kids like the 300K migrant children lost by the Biden administration.
>>530176150Was that the landlord from the Big Lebowski?
>>530177273>5'0"Tiny, holy shit>Boyfriend is in custody for another caseTheir future looks bright
Trans?
Speaking of YT personalities. I think post10 got married to an Indian (casino) chick. They have been doing a bunch of cold weather camping/trip videos lately.
>5'0made for bwc
>>530177314Is this woman someone of note?
>>530177143np, cool image
>>530177234Kek I saw someone at Taco Bell before a light snow storm here order $98 in food recently
>>530177354>drain clearing guy got marriedthis gets worse and worse
>>530177327This guy always reminded me of someone trying to have a conversation while having to go to the bathroom.
>>530177234Good lord. I hope he had enough to make it through the storm.
>>530177372One of those female black comedians they tried to push into the lime light and failedSo now she's in a national Domino's ad as a last ditch effort to get her noticed
>>530177372future star trek ambassador of earth
>>530177411He had a hot gf for a while, code named ghost10 because she was camera shy. The wife isn't so hot, kinda sturdy looking. Built for hardship look about her.
>>530177458Wasn’t she on parks and rec or the office? Or some other sitcom
>>530177354>YT personalitiesi barely watched any but a cpl i did have since died
>>530177412I wonder if that's exactly how he was directed to act?
>>530177550Probably I've only seen clips of that shit
How can anyone drive with those stupid steering wheel covers
Why didn't I invent leaf filters
>>530177550Yeah she was on parks and rec. She’s the daughter of some Hollywood bigwig I believe. No talent nepobaby. They tried to make her the sassy fat black chick in everything
Trying to swallow drugs is an instant arrest Fucking retard
He was scared to swallow some weed? Lmao
>>530177688Checked… makes sense
>mouth too dry to swallow the weedmany such cases
These Clayton county guys hate niggers
Spitters are quitters
>>530177679I'm working on several inventions right now and having AI draft me realistic plans. R&D moves at light speed.
>ONpatrol live, March 14th @ 9pm>SPIT IT OUT SPIT IT OUT>>530177679They don’t fucking do anything. They keep the gutters clean but they get clogged instead, sending the water right over the edge of the roof and causing the very problem you’re trying to prevent.
I tried to eat some weed when I was like 14 so I thought that’s all you had to do for it to be a “edible”. It wasn’t very pleasant plus I wasted my weed
hahahaha he turned misdemeanor weed into a felony for tempering with evidence
>>530177688>Hollywood bigwigDon't they all wear wigs?
>>530177818at least you got skunk farts
>>530177707>>530177755>>530177761This one is scary died swallows 18 grams of coke and overdoses and dies on camerahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9bqgV1ThKo&pp=ygUhbWFuIHN3YWxsb3dzIGNva2UgYXQgdHJhZmZpYyBzdG9w
>>530177688So looked it up her aunt was the former president of LiberiaBut yeah anytime you see Hollywood give a bunch of untalent or unfunny niggers a bunch of roles or constantly in the public view they're plant.Always 6 degrees from some Jew or some white person pretty much sponsoring their fame.
>>530177797Yeah my parents had them at a property, I cleaned them off a couple times. It makes cleaning easier thats for sure but still need to do that.
>>530177797Bingo the leaves and trash just collect over the screens and you have an even worse problem
>>530177893Good.One less druggie retard nigger to deal with until he's replaced
>>530177938I just put bigger downpouts, and huge funnel shaped outlets to connect to the downspouts and now all the shit that land in my gutters just washes down into the yard.
>>530177938It's not worst though its easier. Wait for a dry day and just hit em with a leaf blower instead of having to dig out wet mush
>>530177893i remember ppl complaining>WHY DIDIN DEY HELP DAT MAN?!
>>530177974Still it’s creepy because the dude knows he’s going to die and his heart starts spazzing out and he’s laying on the side of the road screaming knowing he’s about to die and there’s nothing anyone can do to him. He eventually stroked out and had multiple heart attacks and died at the hospital
>>530177893>reaction videoi cannot
>>530177910Exactly . She couldn’t even pull off the fat sassy black woman despite that being so easy to do
>>530178155It’s what came up on my fast search of YouTube the actual full body cam videos without commentary is a lot better but didn’t feel like searching for it
>>530177893>the video he's reacting to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHPRM7Ka8oA
>>530178234Thank you for your service.
>>530178641autism reigns supreme
>>530173327The Shield completely mogs The Wire.https://youtu.be/svD77EC50eQ?is=egixSZuRJMrvXL2Ghttps://youtu.be/40N4GjWzjkg?is=qA1-iyOW6i2BpQPJ
