imagine being a slave to oil lol
>>530173127Elon made Trump do it after the Epstein debacle
>>530173127>i'm so sorry, milord Oil, I'll leave you to your slumber deep in the earth whilst I toil in the sun to travel at lesser speeds...
>>530173127Imagine taking five times longer to get somewhere.
>>530173127Man, I want a new bike...
>>530173577funny you should mention the sun
>>530173127The food you eat for energy to ride a bicycle is impossible without oil (probably excellent gas mileage comparatively speaking though )
>>530173127Cool you don't drive. Almost everything else that impacts your daily life run on fossil fuels. Have a nice day.
>>530173127enjoy your rusty chain
>>530174455Don't Brazilians just rob people when they need some extra cash?
>>530173127you have to oil those gears, OP
>>530173649Get good, you weak little bitch
Bro your tires are made of oil synthetically
Feels good to be able to travel Europe by electric train and not having to give a single cent to Russian and American oil companies.
>>530173127Don’t care. Gonna enjoy my diesel motorcycle.
Velomobile chads rise up.
Imagine needing a bike when you have a pair of asics superblasts 3s and regularly run 40 to 60 miles a week
>>530174888I guess some do, but I'd like to buy at least the frame and the fork upfront and the rest on the credit card, maybe. In the near future, of course.
>>530175162Biking doesn't destroy your body...
>>530173127dats a good ass bike yeah got ther, Timmy. >smacks lipsLemme see it right quick
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>>530175532It seems like everyone has one of those electric powered bikes now. I hardly see manual bikes unless it's one of those obnoxious old people on the edge of the "bike lane". Speaking of, why do motorists need to share the road with cyclists? Just use the damn sidewalk. Here in Florida there is so much sidewalk that running into someone walking on the sidewalk is like hitting a rock in space; no fatties are going to be walking in the dead of the heat so just use the sidewalk holy shit.
>>530175402>he doesn't know
>>530175753My bike seat aims down only retards aim it up.
>>530173127If there was ever a true instance of someone intentionally spreading the worse advice imaginable in an effort to stunt your life and make you miserable this would be it. I fight so hard everyday to make sure I never end up like a massive loser that the OP probably is. An you know what? It's pretty fucking good.Tools cars and mechanical knowledge and can set you free and keep your life easy.You know whats hard? Pushing 30 like the OP and not having anything but a fucking bike to ride.
>>530173127what do you think his tires, brakes, grips, pedals, helmet and grease is made of? Where do you think paint comes from?
