> this triggers the yuropoor
>>530177151what kind of trash is this? there's no garages for my monster truck
why do euros call American houses muttshacks when japan builds timber framed OSB sheathed houses too and romania exports around a few hundred million lineal feet of OSB and ply into the EU every year?i though Americans were the only ones to have prefab or stick framed timber houses
>>530177151White folks don’t season they retention ponds.
>walk to Costco >a retention pond in the sweltering heatThis is what hell looks like
>>530177151these neighborhoods suck because the houses are made of "hopes and dreams" (aka terrible quality) and to go anywhere you have to get in the car. and you need a destination in mind. you can't just walk down and see and interact with other random people from your community
>>530177151>build community in the USA>borderline infinite amounts of land>*doesn’t even give people a backyard*Why
>>530177151Houses just feet away from each other. A total disasters.No privacy like living in an apartment building.
>>530177151> Why would Amerifats live like this???Because there's no niggers there. Eurofags are quickly learning just how much better ANYTHING is than living around subhumans.
>>530177151It won't be so nice with $7 gas in red states.
>>530177151>No yard.No it isn't.
>>530177598Because the people that own these developments want to build as many fucking houses on the least amount of land possible to maximize profits. People that live in these neighborhoods are sub-humans that never go outside. They look like hell.
>>530177151>no yard>No garden>neighbours house is a mere ass-touch awayLiving in USA is a humiliation ritual. The poorest Romanian farmer has a richer and dignified house than this.
>8 second walk to my garage where I can work on my car or build a workshop of some kind of store all sorts of things, like a car, a car I like, and several motorcycles>3 second walk to my back yard where I can grow a little garden or just enjoy some peace and quiet>0.5 second walk from my desk to my bed where I can lie down and sleep without listening to nigger beats on the other side of the wall>40 minute drive to the nearest nigger-infested hellholeIt's horrible.
>>530177151That's what suburbs here are like and I hate it
>>530177151>semen retention pondDo incels really?
>>530177151Looks like a place with a HOA.
Goy storage.
>>530177151How about you put all those people in 2 high rises and dedicate the space below to shops, parks and amenities?
>>530177151This is me except I live in a comfy rural village, not this purgatory looking shit.
>>530177151Do urbanites really?
utterly soulless and atomized and anti-communityyou just ferry yourself to one goy building to anotherno wonder jews control you
living anywhere is good if you're richyou only need walkable cities if you're poor
>>530177264The garages are in the back, they have alleys there.
>>530177151that's so depressing I can only think about having x-ray vision goggles like some funk-o-pop fantasy so I could peer inside and see all the prime aged pussy that never goes out of their sheltered little cardboard homes
>>530177151>300sqm dogbox shitshacks with no yardage and literally sharing a wall with your neighbourswhy do seppos insist on making terrace houses in the middle of nowhere when the entire appeal of a terrace house is being in the heart of a city?
>>530177151Absolute hell. Trump wants you to take out 100 year mortgages to live that hellish life as well
>>530177151I dont get why suburbs dont ever do anything cool with retention ponds like water fountains.They dont even bother making them deep enough to have your boat in so they cant be used for shit
>>530177151No garage? Two of them used to be a stable of US houses. Same as with green lawn
>>530178530put them into a giant single room bunker underground with no windows, then pave over it and cover it with 15 macdonalds
>>530178530The people that live in these places are usually old, and old people suck for community.
>>530178167But you living in your shitty studio apartment in Chicago is totally how regular people want to live, right?
Where are the bicycle paths I see pedestrians and cars but not bike paths. This looks like shit and Canada is full of neighbourhoods exactly like this and stuffed with pajeets.
>>530178940The point of absolutely everything in a suburban development is to look good enough for when it sells. Anything that happens after it sells is of literally zero concern to the developer. So if the pond looks nice enough for the wife when she's driving in to look at the house and that helps it sell, good enough. But the actual life after they buy the house and move in? Who cares?These aren't places to live, they're products. No refunds.
>I'M GOOOOOOOING>WATCH OUT GOOOOOYS I'M GOOOOOOING TO A PLACE AND THEN I'M GOOOOOOOING TO GOOOOOOOOOO BACKgoys are born and bred as cattle
>>530177151>an hour of driving just to get to a "walkable area"kikes really make amerimutts live like cattle
>>530179203I live in rural Kentucky nigger
>>530177521fr. if you ever watched that cy guy do inspections you'd never buy a tract home. unless you watch the builders literally every day theyre gonna fuck up at minimum or pull fast ones on you.
>>530177151>paradiseGoddamn you guys are fucked up.That looks hellish.
>>530177151fuck it I'll live there. you piece of shit snob
>>530178280lol this, I'd rather be a poor person from an irrelevant country nobody can name that has actual land and a house and a garden, then live in this nightmare.
SAAR I bless lake for you saar !
>>530177151you can't do anything. looks like cubicles
This unironically looks like hell to me.
>>530178530This is being done in my city now. Every new development the first floor is shops and the above area is all living area. So now we have tons of really nice places to eat, shop, etc. and it's literally just below the area you live in. They're also making lots of big parks and community gardens too. OP's pic related is just fucking wasteful and stupid in so many ways.
>>530177151truth is that this IS the best neighborhood for multicultural countries such as the us, because there are no criminal elementsin europe this doesnt make much sense, thats why you see people live in cities, walk around and ride bikes etc
>>530177151>Those side yardsGrim..
>>530178530Cringe and communist>>530179130Based and capitalist, I kneel
>>530177151HER GREEN PLASTIC WAAAAATERING CAAAAAAAAN
>>530179448where at?
Is this one of those chinese fake empty towns/cities/neighborhoods they make to create jobs, but no one could ever afford to live there? I dont see any cars, trucks, driveways, garages, central air conditioners, or people in that picture. Hell, those are strange looking houses. A mix of low income, section-8 aesthetics looks off. If real, its not in the USA, and most likely just props used by chinese soldiers for urban training for a US invasion I bet.
>>530179448It's the case in a lot of city centers in the Netherlands as well.Where my parents live the parking garages are below ground. Which is pretty comfy because if it rains you can walk through the underground garage to the supermarket.
what's the point of making the house this slight offset shape, seems like a lot of added complexity in the roof for no reason.
>>530178530I don't like tall buildings, I would never live in one
>>530179883This type of building is becoming more common in America because it's cheaper. They're not technically row houses because there's a small gap so you can still call them single-family homes (very important for lending/zoning) but it has most of the benefit of a row house in terms of reducing cost and getting more profit per square foot of land purchased. And people put up with them because it's this or nothing, boomers already bought all the old small starter homes.
>>530177521Nothing wrong with this. Suburbs are great as long as they're well designed and have homogenous residents. Wider streets, nature strips, big fences, big front and back yards, each house with a unique design and different coloured roof tiles, parks with playgrounds, places to walk and play with your pets, that's what makes a suburb good. The picture OP posted has none of these things which is why it looks so soulless. Australian suburbs particularly those built in the 1980s get it right. After that though they went downhill and gave up some of the above mentioned features. New suburbs closely resemble the one in OP. Soulless and not to mention full of migrants who don't know how to live in a suburb.
>>530179883oh, shit! I have eaten my words, its in "Covington, Louisiana, specifically within the Maison Du Lac gated community." $485,000 listing price per unit. shit, i cant believe it. Probably why the lake is filthy too, who wants that for half a million dollars on a 45 year mortage at 40 years old.
>>530179952we have McMansion communities and power centers here which is dumb as shit.
>>530177151My house is twice that size and on half an acre in a 100% white area in a forest of mature pines.
>>530178310>my backyardlook at the pic again anon.
>>530177151>30 minutes of traffic just to get out of the neighborhoodI see long ass lines of cars of cucks waiting to exit their neighborhoods just like this every day. I imagine them seething and regretting buying their houses
>>530180086but you should be able to easily walk to a main commercial area with bakeries, stores, libraries, doctors offices, dentists, cafes, etc, etc. Should be able to walk to church on sunday. Your children should be able to walk/bike to school and the layout shouldn't be a bunch of stupid loops (which it is in much of america). it should ideally be pretty close to some sort of grid (the exact dimensions of the rectangles can be up to debate). should ideally have a good amount of greenery and be homogenous european and clean and high trust. slow speeds for cars. and people should be able to walk to the nearest commuter rail station into the city. it would be a good idea for that commuter rail station to also be in the central area of the suburban town next to the aforementioned commercial and social areas.
>>530180430>You should be able to walk everywhereWhy? There's nothing wrong with driving places. It doesn't take as long as the OP suggests it does. Two minute drive to school. Three minute drive to the shopping centre. Everything else is within a 10 minute drive. Because the blocks of land are big and the housing isn't so dense, there are less people, so the roads aren't very busy. When the street layout is well designed, kids can safely play in the street without fear of being hit by a car, like I used to when I was a kid. Maybe I'm a little biased since I've lived in suburbs all my life (apart from living in a city in China for a short while), but I've never liked the idea of living in a city. Sure everything's in walking distance, but it feels like you're just a bug. I don't think humans are meant to live like that to be honest.
>>530177264>>530178628>there's no garages for my monster truckyou don't need one
>>530177151what is it with mutt hives and not having fences of foliage. its always just lawn and the odd, usually dead, tree surrounded by grass.these places must get unreasonably hot. though i'm guessing that's the point so that people are forced to run their AC all day.
>>530177151This is just how people cope with being poor. This no ones first choice, but they also can't come to terms with living in a shitty apartment.
>>530177151those are prison camps
>>530181518>There's nothing wrong with driving places.it's not healthy and is isolating.you can drive, sure. but you should not be forced to to do simple things.
>>530181518and i'm not saying living in a center city. rather a place with some density while also having a more suburban characteristic
>>530182931*data harvesting centre Yes, centre (Fuck the french)
Fuck it, just buy a house in the desert@cyfyhomeinspections>>530179308Shout out to this anon for knowing
>>530183000By that logic, wouldn't it also be fair to say you shouldn't be forced to walk? As for health, if you're a man living in a suburb, then you work, and you should be walking enough to be healthy. If you're a woman, you're cleaning the house, going shopping, looking after the kids. It's not unhealthy at all and when you have good neighbours (which they're likely to be if you're in a homogenous area), you'll never feel isolated. I never did growing up. Most of my friends lived on my street or in streets nearby. All within walking distance.
>>530177151Parody account but not that dissimilar from reality. Might as well just build commie blocks the way US suburbs are going. At least the construction quality would be better and it would be not aesthetically pleasing.>>530177335Don't know or care about Japan but timber frame houses here still have a concrete block skin built around them.
>>530177151>goyblocks>2 million dollars a pop
>>530177151>27 minute drive to walkable downtown areaamerifats live like this?
>>530177151>gotta walk in the street to get to the pond
>>530178530What exactly is the benefit? Most of these communities have shops, parks, and amenities at the front gate and also live in freestanding housing instead of a highrise. The idea that these suburbs are a food desert is entirely a myth, most of them have restaurants and convenience stores and auto shops and walk-in doctors frothing at the mouth to pop up right outside the HOA borders to milk 2000+ rich boomers, and many of the newer communities are even putting company branded stores inside the gate.
>>530183373>now i can't tell you where ICE should be doing an enforcement operation, but ...
>>530177151i'm all for planned neighborhoods, but those cuck sheds are stacked way too close to each other.
>>530177388checked.>ya'll gotta bleach dey reteention pond
>>530184853>concrete block skin built around themthey used to do the same thing in the US as late as up until 70s. now it's osb sheathing + siding on the wood frame as a standard.
> 40 minute walk to CostcoLol there are 4 different super markets within a 10 minute walking distance from me. Different chains, so different products and discounts. If I walk 40 minutes I can reach two other chain stores, so that makes it 6.
>>530177151>40 minute walkWhy did they include this part?
>>530184853I know you're lying
>drive to the walkable downtownor i could just... live there? and not have to drive there? and not have to drive to some dystopian megastore to do a massive grocery shop once a week and instead i can just buy what i want any day and go out for meals or whatever and catch the train into the valley to party every night and not have to worry about how i'm getting home andjesus fucking christ i hate the suburbs.
>>530177151How can americans build houses so close to each other and with no fence??? You'll have no privacy! What a hellhole.
You say you and everyone hates it but for some reason everyone wants to come here and live in one of those houses.
>>530178530you don't want to live in close proximity to basketball-americans or even be adjacent to where they have reasons to gothe entire MO of suburbia is not living in ghetto shitholes that inevitably crop up next to major points of commerce
>>530177521>you can't just walk down and see and interact with other random people from your communityI believe this was the entire point of the American suburban boom, given the skin color of the people you had to interact with in your community
>>530178595Too bad most people are poor
>>530186204by everyone you mean shitskins. immigration from europe is negligible.
>>530178530there will be niggers in the high rise blocking the stairs and you will have to go past them every single day
>>530181518personal cars are a very expensive and inefficient form of transport and so designing cities so that everyone has to drive everywhere inherently means choosing to have shittier healthcare and schools and parks or what the fuck ever.if you want to drive then drive but most people don't care and would happily walk or bike if only our cities were designed to allow it. we would be happier, healthier, and wealthier. and the few people who are deadset on driving would have less traffic to contend with, so they'd benefit too.>Sure everything's in walking distance, but it feels like you're just a bug. I don't think humans are meant to live like that to be honest.empirically wrong. urbanist neighbourhoods outperform suburbs in so many measures of wellbeing. it's not like everyone has to live in a walkable neighbourhood, but current planning laws mean people don't even get the fucking choice. and when you give them the choice, the vast majority of people prefer it.and if you want to talk about how humans are meant to live, they sure as fuck aren't meant to live dependent on cars for every form of mobility.
>>530186309just stop being poor then.
>>530185711>What exactly is the benefit?it frees up the massive amount of land that the suburb occupies for other uses, like for example a park. or literally anything else.
>15 minute drive to costcoThe nearest costco is like a three hour drive. >27 minute to "walkable" downtownI don't think the downtowns I'm thinking of are walkable in the slightest, but it takes 4-5 hours to get to the nearest metropolitan areas. I wouldn't be caught dead walking around those shitholes, either.>1 minute drive to the retention pondI have a stock pond? It takes about 15-20 minutes to walk to it. Frankly, this all reeks of "live in the pod" glownigger bullshit.
>>530186204For brown people thats a paradise sure
>>530186364There is more migration from europe to the us than the other way around.Makes you think a big thinkDespite being a jewish venture capitalist meth fever dream, US is still the most prosperous, wealthy and desirable place to live in
>>530186386Don't you have the outback? Just live there like a normal bogan. Your cities are absolute garbage dumps.
>>530177151>15 min drive = 40 min walk
>>530177151Add a fence and it looks just like Auschwitz.
>>530186518yeah and most of the european immigrants are from where, ukraine? my company offered an ex-pat contract in the US and no one from either the german or polish branch was interested. they ultimately had to hire someone locally in the US.
>>530186495Maybe this is an issue in new zealand? Out here we have a lot of empty land and suburb communities are the only way to use it that isnt toothpick tree farms.
>>530177151but how many minutes from the nearest nigger is my question.
>>530182023That's fucking awful.
>>530186673>go live in the middle of nowhere with nothing and do nothing and be nothinglollmao, even
>>530177151LMAO
>>530186853far. at least at first, until the creep spreads from the city....
>>530177151Why do americans love goyim compounds? I understand wanting to escape niggers but did you really need to make it as soulless as possible?
>>530177151Now show it with1598132983 cars parked on the streets and niggers everywhere
>>530186821it costs money to make land usable and some of the value of land only comes from proximity to other services or infrastructure. you already know this. you are pretending to be retarded because there is no real argument against urbanism but you just don't like it because of an emotional attachment to a certain way of living which you feel like this threatens.protip: it doesn't. you can still have your shitty suburbs and dying small towns. what you actually want here is to exercise control over other people because you are afraid of what they will do to you if they don't.you should be. i would kill you if i could. there are plenty of people in the world and we don't need all of them.anyway, i won't post again.
>living in zionist cattle neighbourhoodYuck.
>>530186909You forgot>no niggers>no jeets>no chinks>no wetbacksAlso>he doesn't work remoteWhat, you don't have a degree? You already are nothing, wagie.
>>530187018Oh. You're a communist urbanfag and scared of the big bad rural demons.
I remember having a big yard as a kid even though my dad worked in a factory and my mom did daycare. I remember my grandparents having a big yard even though my grandma worked at Kmart. Even now my mom and stepdad have a big yard.But they only either build these types of subdivisions or like single building apartments nowadays. Everything is getting worse.
>>530187018>there is no real argument against urbanism but you just don't like itIsnt 'people dont like it' the real argument? People who make money in cities proceed to spend that money to leave, and the money moves the pieces on the board.
>>530177151Why don't you guys just mix houses and small convenience stores?You could have the stores in the middle of the neighborhood, you know?>27min drive to the walkable areaC'mon now, this is bait, right?
>>53017715140 minute walk to buy groceries (at Jew's) then 40 minute walk back.Literally medieval level of planning.
>>530177151>the houses made out of wood are almost touching each otherThere's no way that that passes a basic fire code. Is this AI?
>>530187316Because the car mafia bought government officials back in like the 50s or 60s and made it illegal to do mixed-use stuff. It's fucking obvious a big neighborhood would benefit from stores being super close and other things being at walking distance but having that means less driving, less driving means less cars sold and less gas purchased and less car parts replaces so the car industry takes a big hit from people walking or living in mixed-used, convenient places. It's why americans will never EVER have anything like europe or japan. They were being jewed and scammed for every penny as much as possible and this is just one of the more secretive ones since no one questions WHY zoning laws are still fucking gay and retarded and everyone is forced to drive everywhere.
>>530177151Nah, thanks senpai.
American zoning suburbs are some kind of psyop I swear. I don't know why they aspire to live in those places? I grew up near here, culture, surrounded by good farms, historical architecture with modern amenities, rich, 99.9% white etc... most of Europe outside of cities is more like this, it's why the whole world (including Americans) want to live here.
It does. You're like an indian sitting in a cow-shit jakuzzi trying to make fun of everyone else on the planet being grossed out by it.
>>530177335Japanese timber frame houses are incomparable to American ones, both in terms of the quality of timber and the workmanship. American "joinery" is really just Mexicans hammering nails at every angle into a joint and hoping it maintains its integrity, there is no actual joinery expertise unless we are talking multi-million houses.
>>530187759Third worlders want to live in Britain because they get everything handed to them by the government: housing, cars, fasttracked employment, etc. No white person wants to live in Britain though. It's third world by white standards, and that was before the mass migration from the 90s/00s and onwards happened.
>>530177151goycattle government buildings ? where i sign ?
>drive>drive>drive
>>530187969we haven't used "hammer and nails" for several decades.
>>530177151>40 minutes walk to a store>perfect
>>530177151>no yard>houses are like 3 feet apart>ugly goyslop houses are most likely shoddily constructedAt that point you might as well just buy a condo.
>>530177151>just enough lawn to need a lawnmowerFuck that. I either want real land or just put me in a real cuckpod loft.
>>530178335Fag
