> this triggers the yuropoor
>>530177151what kind of trash is this? there's no garages for my monster truck
why do euros call American houses muttshacks when japan builds timber framed OSB sheathed houses too and romania exports around a few hundred million lineal feet of OSB and ply into the EU every year?i though Americans were the only ones to have prefab or stick framed timber houses
>>530177151White folks don’t season they retention ponds.
>walk to Costco >a retention pond in the sweltering heatThis is what hell looks like
>>530177151these neighborhoods suck because the houses are made of "hopes and dreams" (aka terrible quality) and to go anywhere you have to get in the car. and you need a destination in mind. you can't just walk down and see and interact with other random people from your community
>>530177151>build community in the USA>borderline infinite amounts of land>*doesn’t even give people a backyard*Why
>>530177151Houses just feet away from each other. A total disasters.No privacy like living in an apartment building.
>>530177151> Why would Amerifats live like this???Because there's no niggers there. Eurofags are quickly learning just how much better ANYTHING is than living around subhumans.
>>530177151It won't be so nice with $7 gas in red states.
>>530177151>No yard.No it isn't.
>>530177598Because the people that own these developments want to build as many fucking houses on the least amount of land possible to maximize profits. People that live in these neighborhoods are sub-humans that never go outside. They look like hell.
>>530177151>no yard>No garden>neighbours house is a mere ass-touch awayLiving in USA is a humiliation ritual. The poorest Romanian farmer has a richer and dignified house than this.
>8 second walk to my garage where I can work on my car or build a workshop of some kind of store all sorts of things, like a car, a car I like, and several motorcycles>3 second walk to my back yard where I can grow a little garden or just enjoy some peace and quiet>0.5 second walk from my desk to my bed where I can lie down and sleep without listening to nigger beats on the other side of the wall>40 minute drive to the nearest nigger-infested hellholeIt's horrible.
>>530177151That's what suburbs here are like and I hate it
>>530177151>semen retention pondDo incels really?
>>530177151Looks like a place with a HOA.
Goy storage.
>>530177151How about you put all those people in 2 high rises and dedicate the space below to shops, parks and amenities?
>>530177151This is me except I live in a comfy rural village, not this purgatory looking shit.
>>530177151Do urbanites really?
utterly soulless and atomized and anti-communityyou just ferry yourself to one goy building to anotherno wonder jews control you
living anywhere is good if you're richyou only need walkable cities if you're poor
>>530177264The garages are in the back, they have alleys there.
>>530177151that's so depressing I can only think about having x-ray vision goggles like some funk-o-pop fantasy so I could peer inside and see all the prime aged pussy that never goes out of their sheltered little cardboard homes
>>530177151>300sqm dogbox shitshacks with no yardage and literally sharing a wall with your neighbourswhy do seppos insist on making terrace houses in the middle of nowhere when the entire appeal of a terrace house is being in the heart of a city?
>>530177151Absolute hell. Trump wants you to take out 100 year mortgages to live that hellish life as well
>>530177151I dont get why suburbs dont ever do anything cool with retention ponds like water fountains.They dont even bother making them deep enough to have your boat in so they cant be used for shit
>>530177151No garage? Two of them used to be a stable of US houses. Same as with green lawn
>>530178530put them into a giant single room bunker underground with no windows, then pave over it and cover it with 15 macdonalds
>>530178530The people that live in these places are usually old, and old people suck for community.
>>530178167But you living in your shitty studio apartment in Chicago is totally how regular people want to live, right?
Where are the bicycle paths I see pedestrians and cars but not bike paths. This looks like shit and Canada is full of neighbourhoods exactly like this and stuffed with pajeets.
>>530178940The point of absolutely everything in a suburban development is to look good enough for when it sells. Anything that happens after it sells is of literally zero concern to the developer. So if the pond looks nice enough for the wife when she's driving in to look at the house and that helps it sell, good enough. But the actual life after they buy the house and move in? Who cares?These aren't places to live, they're products. No refunds.
>I'M GOOOOOOOING>WATCH OUT GOOOOOYS I'M GOOOOOOING TO A PLACE AND THEN I'M GOOOOOOOING TO GOOOOOOOOOO BACKgoys are born and bred as cattle
>>530177151>an hour of driving just to get to a "walkable area"kikes really make amerimutts live like cattle
>>530179203I live in rural Kentucky nigger
>>530177521fr. if you ever watched that cy guy do inspections you'd never buy a tract home. unless you watch the builders literally every day theyre gonna fuck up at minimum or pull fast ones on you.
>>530177151>paradiseGoddamn you guys are fucked up.That looks hellish.
>>530177151fuck it I'll live there. you piece of shit snob
>>530178280lol this, I'd rather be a poor person from an irrelevant country nobody can name that has actual land and a house and a garden, then live in this nightmare.
SAAR I bless lake for you saar !
>>530177151you can't do anything. looks like cubicles
This unironically looks like hell to me.
>>530178530This is being done in my city now. Every new development the first floor is shops and the above area is all living area. So now we have tons of really nice places to eat, shop, etc. and it's literally just below the area you live in. They're also making lots of big parks and community gardens too. OP's pic related is just fucking wasteful and stupid in so many ways.
>>530177151truth is that this IS the best neighborhood for multicultural countries such as the us, because there are no criminal elementsin europe this doesnt make much sense, thats why you see people live in cities, walk around and ride bikes etc
>>530177151>Those side yardsGrim..
>>530178530Cringe and communist>>530179130Based and capitalist, I kneel
>>530177151HER GREEN PLASTIC WAAAAATERING CAAAAAAAAN
>>530179448where at?
Is this one of those chinese fake empty towns/cities/neighborhoods they make to create jobs, but no one could ever afford to live there? I dont see any cars, trucks, driveways, garages, central air conditioners, or people in that picture. Hell, those are strange looking houses. A mix of low income, section-8 aesthetics looks off. If real, its not in the USA, and most likely just props used by chinese soldiers for urban training for a US invasion I bet.
>>530179448It's the case in a lot of city centers in the Netherlands as well.Where my parents live the parking garages are below ground. Which is pretty comfy because if it rains you can walk through the underground garage to the supermarket.
what's the point of making the house this slight offset shape, seems like a lot of added complexity in the roof for no reason.
>>530178530I don't like tall buildings, I would never live in one
>>530179883This type of building is becoming more common in America because it's cheaper. They're not technically row houses because there's a small gap so you can still call them single-family homes (very important for lending/zoning) but it has most of the benefit of a row house in terms of reducing cost and getting more profit per square foot of land purchased. And people put up with them because it's this or nothing, boomers already bought all the old small starter homes.
>>530177521Nothing wrong with this. Suburbs are great as long as they're well designed and have homogenous residents. Wider streets, nature strips, big fences, big front and back yards, each house with a unique design and different coloured roof tiles, parks with playgrounds, places to walk and play with your pets, that's what makes a suburb good. The picture OP posted has none of these things which is why it looks so soulless. Australian suburbs particularly those built in the 1980s get it right. After that though they went downhill and gave up some of the above mentioned features. New suburbs closely resemble the one in OP. Soulless and not to mention full of migrants who don't know how to live in a suburb.
>>530179883oh, shit! I have eaten my words, its in "Covington, Louisiana, specifically within the Maison Du Lac gated community." $485,000 listing price per unit. shit, i cant believe it. Probably why the lake is filthy too, who wants that for half a million dollars on a 45 year mortage at 40 years old.
>>530179952we have McMansion communities and power centers here which is dumb as shit.
>>530177151My house is twice that size and on half an acre in a 100% white area in a forest of mature pines.
>>530178310>my backyardlook at the pic again anon.
>>530177151>30 minutes of traffic just to get out of the neighborhoodI see long ass lines of cars of cucks waiting to exit their neighborhoods just like this every day. I imagine them seething and regretting buying their houses
>>530180086but you should be able to easily walk to a main commercial area with bakeries, stores, libraries, doctors offices, dentists, cafes, etc, etc. Should be able to walk to church on sunday. Your children should be able to walk/bike to school and the layout shouldn't be a bunch of stupid loops (which it is in much of america). it should ideally be pretty close to some sort of grid (the exact dimensions of the rectangles can be up to debate). should ideally have a good amount of greenery and be homogenous european and clean and high trust. slow speeds for cars. and people should be able to walk to the nearest commuter rail station into the city. it would be a good idea for that commuter rail station to also be in the central area of the suburban town next to the aforementioned commercial and social areas.
>>530180430>You should be able to walk everywhereWhy? There's nothing wrong with driving places. It doesn't take as long as the OP suggests it does. Two minute drive to school. Three minute drive to the shopping centre. Everything else is within a 10 minute drive. Because the blocks of land are big and the housing isn't so dense, there are less people, so the roads aren't very busy. When the street layout is well designed, kids can safely play in the street without fear of being hit by a car, like I used to when I was a kid. Maybe I'm a little biased since I've lived in suburbs all my life (apart from living in a city in China for a short while), but I've never liked the idea of living in a city. Sure everything's in walking distance, but it feels like you're just a bug. I don't think humans are meant to live like that to be honest.
>>530177264>>530178628>there's no garages for my monster truckyou don't need one
>>530177151what is it with mutt hives and not having fences of foliage. its always just lawn and the odd, usually dead, tree surrounded by grass.these places must get unreasonably hot. though i'm guessing that's the point so that people are forced to run their AC all day.
>>530177151This is just how people cope with being poor. This no ones first choice, but they also can't come to terms with living in a shitty apartment.
>>530177151those are prison camps
>>530181518>There's nothing wrong with driving places.it's not healthy and is isolating.you can drive, sure. but you should not be forced to to do simple things.
>>530181518and i'm not saying living in a center city. rather a place with some density while also having a more suburban characteristic
>>530182931*data harvesting centre Yes, centre (Fuck the french)
Fuck it, just buy a house in the desert@cyfyhomeinspections>>530179308Shout out to this anon for knowing
>>530183000By that logic, wouldn't it also be fair to say you shouldn't be forced to walk? As for health, if you're a man living in a suburb, then you work, and you should be walking enough to be healthy. If you're a woman, you're cleaning the house, going shopping, looking after the kids. It's not unhealthy at all and when you have good neighbours (which they're likely to be if you're in a homogenous area), you'll never feel isolated. I never did growing up. Most of my friends lived on my street or in streets nearby. All within walking distance.
>>530177151Parody account but not that dissimilar from reality. Might as well just build commie blocks the way US suburbs are going. At least the construction quality would be better and it would be not aesthetically pleasing.>>530177335Don't know or care about Japan but timber frame houses here still have a concrete block skin built around them.
>>530177151>goyblocks>2 million dollars a pop
>>530177151>27 minute drive to walkable downtown areaamerifats live like this?
>>530177151>gotta walk in the street to get to the pond
>>530178530What exactly is the benefit? Most of these communities have shops, parks, and amenities at the front gate and also live in freestanding housing instead of a highrise. The idea that these suburbs are a food desert is entirely a myth, most of them have restaurants and convenience stores and auto shops and walk-in doctors frothing at the mouth to pop up right outside the HOA borders to milk 2000+ rich boomers, and many of the newer communities are even putting company branded stores inside the gate.
>>530183373>now i can't tell you where ICE should be doing an enforcement operation, but ...
>>530177151i'm all for planned neighborhoods, but those cuck sheds are stacked way too close to each other.
>>530177388checked.>ya'll gotta bleach dey reteention pond
>>530184853>concrete block skin built around themthey used to do the same thing in the US as late as up until 70s. now it's osb sheathing + siding on the wood frame as a standard.
> 40 minute walk to CostcoLol there are 4 different super markets within a 10 minute walking distance from me. Different chains, so different products and discounts. If I walk 40 minutes I can reach two other chain stores, so that makes it 6.
>>530177151>40 minute walkWhy did they include this part?
>>530184853I know you're lying
>drive to the walkable downtownor i could just... live there? and not have to drive there? and not have to drive to some dystopian megastore to do a massive grocery shop once a week and instead i can just buy what i want any day and go out for meals or whatever and catch the train into the valley to party every night and not have to worry about how i'm getting home andjesus fucking christ i hate the suburbs.
>>530177151How can americans build houses so close to each other and with no fence??? You'll have no privacy! What a hellhole.
You say you and everyone hates it but for some reason everyone wants to come here and live in one of those houses.
>>530178530you don't want to live in close proximity to basketball-americans or even be adjacent to where they have reasons to gothe entire MO of suburbia is not living in ghetto shitholes that inevitably crop up next to major points of commerce
>>530177521>you can't just walk down and see and interact with other random people from your communityI believe this was the entire point of the American suburban boom, given the skin color of the people you had to interact with in your community
>>530178595Too bad most people are poor
>>530186204by everyone you mean shitskins. immigration from europe is negligible.
>>530178530there will be niggers in the high rise blocking the stairs and you will have to go past them every single day
>>530181518personal cars are a very expensive and inefficient form of transport and so designing cities so that everyone has to drive everywhere inherently means choosing to have shittier healthcare and schools and parks or what the fuck ever.if you want to drive then drive but most people don't care and would happily walk or bike if only our cities were designed to allow it. we would be happier, healthier, and wealthier. and the few people who are deadset on driving would have less traffic to contend with, so they'd benefit too.>Sure everything's in walking distance, but it feels like you're just a bug. I don't think humans are meant to live like that to be honest.empirically wrong. urbanist neighbourhoods outperform suburbs in so many measures of wellbeing. it's not like everyone has to live in a walkable neighbourhood, but current planning laws mean people don't even get the fucking choice. and when you give them the choice, the vast majority of people prefer it.and if you want to talk about how humans are meant to live, they sure as fuck aren't meant to live dependent on cars for every form of mobility.
>>530186309just stop being poor then.
>>530185711>What exactly is the benefit?it frees up the massive amount of land that the suburb occupies for other uses, like for example a park. or literally anything else.
>15 minute drive to costcoThe nearest costco is like a three hour drive. >27 minute to "walkable" downtownI don't think the downtowns I'm thinking of are walkable in the slightest, but it takes 4-5 hours to get to the nearest metropolitan areas. I wouldn't be caught dead walking around those shitholes, either.>1 minute drive to the retention pondI have a stock pond? It takes about 15-20 minutes to walk to it. Frankly, this all reeks of "live in the pod" glownigger bullshit.
>>530186204For brown people thats a paradise sure
>>530186364There is more migration from europe to the us than the other way around.Makes you think a big thinkDespite being a jewish venture capitalist meth fever dream, US is still the most prosperous, wealthy and desirable place to live in
>>530186386Don't you have the outback? Just live there like a normal bogan. Your cities are absolute garbage dumps.
>>530177151>15 min drive = 40 min walk
>>530177151Add a fence and it looks just like Auschwitz.
>>530186518yeah and most of the european immigrants are from where, ukraine? my company offered an ex-pat contract in the US and no one from either the german or polish branch was interested. they ultimately had to hire someone locally in the US.
>>530186495Maybe this is an issue in new zealand? Out here we have a lot of empty land and suburb communities are the only way to use it that isnt toothpick tree farms.
>>530177151but how many minutes from the nearest nigger is my question.
>>530182023That's fucking awful.
>>530186673>go live in the middle of nowhere with nothing and do nothing and be nothinglollmao, even
>>530177151LMAO
>>530186853far. at least at first, until the creep spreads from the city....
>>530177151Why do americans love goyim compounds? I understand wanting to escape niggers but did you really need to make it as soulless as possible?
>>530177151Now show it with1598132983 cars parked on the streets and niggers everywhere
>>530186821it costs money to make land usable and some of the value of land only comes from proximity to other services or infrastructure. you already know this. you are pretending to be retarded because there is no real argument against urbanism but you just don't like it because of an emotional attachment to a certain way of living which you feel like this threatens.protip: it doesn't. you can still have your shitty suburbs and dying small towns. what you actually want here is to exercise control over other people because you are afraid of what they will do to you if they don't.you should be. i would kill you if i could. there are plenty of people in the world and we don't need all of them.anyway, i won't post again.
>living in zionist cattle neighbourhoodYuck.
>>530186909You forgot>no niggers>no jeets>no chinks>no wetbacksAlso>he doesn't work remoteWhat, you don't have a degree? You already are nothing, wagie.
>>530187018Oh. You're a communist urbanfag and scared of the big bad rural demons.
I remember having a big yard as a kid even though my dad worked in a factory and my mom did daycare. I remember my grandparents having a big yard even though my grandma worked at Kmart. Even now my mom and stepdad have a big yard.But they only either build these types of subdivisions or like single building apartments nowadays. Everything is getting worse.
>>530187018>there is no real argument against urbanism but you just don't like itIsnt 'people dont like it' the real argument? People who make money in cities proceed to spend that money to leave, and the money moves the pieces on the board.
>>530177151Why don't you guys just mix houses and small convenience stores?You could have the stores in the middle of the neighborhood, you know?>27min drive to the walkable areaC'mon now, this is bait, right?
>>53017715140 minute walk to buy groceries (at Jew's) then 40 minute walk back.Literally medieval level of planning.
>>530177151>the houses made out of wood are almost touching each otherThere's no way that that passes a basic fire code. Is this AI?
>>530187316Because the car mafia bought government officials back in like the 50s or 60s and made it illegal to do mixed-use stuff. It's fucking obvious a big neighborhood would benefit from stores being super close and other things being at walking distance but having that means less driving, less driving means less cars sold and less gas purchased and less car parts replaces so the car industry takes a big hit from people walking or living in mixed-used, convenient places. It's why americans will never EVER have anything like europe or japan. They were being jewed and scammed for every penny as much as possible and this is just one of the more secretive ones since no one questions WHY zoning laws are still fucking gay and retarded and everyone is forced to drive everywhere.
>>530177151Nah, thanks senpai.
American zoning suburbs are some kind of psyop I swear. I don't know why they aspire to live in those places? I grew up near here, culture, surrounded by good farms, historical architecture with modern amenities, rich, 99.9% white etc... most of Europe outside of cities is more like this, it's why the whole world (including Americans) want to live here.
It does. You're like an indian sitting in a cow-shit jakuzzi trying to make fun of everyone else on the planet being grossed out by it.
>>530177335Japanese timber frame houses are incomparable to American ones, both in terms of the quality of timber and the workmanship. American "joinery" is really just Mexicans hammering nails at every angle into a joint and hoping it maintains its integrity, there is no actual joinery expertise unless we are talking multi-million houses.
>>530187759Third worlders want to live in Britain because they get everything handed to them by the government: housing, cars, fasttracked employment, etc. No white person wants to live in Britain though. It's third world by white standards, and that was before the mass migration from the 90s/00s and onwards happened.
>>530177151goycattle government buildings ? where i sign ?
>drive>drive>drive
>>530187969we haven't used "hammer and nails" for several decades.
>>530177151>40 minutes walk to a store>perfect
>>530177151>no yard>houses are like 3 feet apart>ugly goyslop houses are most likely shoddily constructedAt that point you might as well just buy a condo.
>>530177151>just enough lawn to need a lawnmowerFuck that. I either want real land or just put me in a real cuckpod loft.
>>530178335Fag
>>530177151I would much rather live there than in the "walkable downtown area". Still looks way to dense for my taste. If you go shopping like once a week, I don't see why people make such a big deal out of it. Are they just desperately trying to sell their no car dystopia? Where all transport is controlled by a centralised, regulated entity -> public transport.
>>530179203>suburbanite starts projecting immediatelyclockwork
>>530177151trvke incomingif everyone living there was white it would be paradiseif theres a bunch of jeets and groids then its hell on earth
>>530177151Battery farm for goyim
>1 nigger moves in>now totally ruined
>>530180229Yeah but its also in latvia, ew
>>530177151>lives in identical boxes>pretends it's freedom>paradiseI don't even need to insult you for this.
>>530177151>posting a parody account
>>530190302This is exactly what it is.We live in a Demiurgic slave matrix.They did not design our civilization for our enrichment, they designed it for our enslavement.This is the problem of the age and it has an easy solution. It's just that people are retarded.
>>530177151looks like a glorified commie block forest lmao
>>530177151If you place those any closer together they'd collapse into a commie block.
>>530177151It doesn’t, though. I’ve been to America several times, and what always amazes me is how kind people are. The only thing that has always bothered me is the state of some houses and the living conditions of some people—the gap between living a normal life and being on the brink of homelessness.
>>530177151how much does it cost to buy a house there
>>5301910751/2 million+
>>530177151It would be much more energy efficient to just close that two inch gap between those houses and just make it into a commie block.>Am I triggered?Yes, because of how retarded this looks.
>>530191075485000 usd according to >>530180100insanity
>>530177151You need at least a 2 acre buffer zone between houses otherwise you might as well live in the medieval cuck pods that euros do. There's essentially no difference.
>>530177151>40 minute walkkek, why does he even mention that? nobody would walk that distance to a grocery store, not even europoors.also suburbs like that where neighbors are so close are poverty tier. might as well live in a row house and save some money on construction.
>>530177151>drive>drive>driveWhy are Americans like this?
>>530177151i could understand having own house if you have nature nearby. but if you have only other neighbors around you and need to drive to the store 15 minutes, i don't see what benefits you talk here.i have 3 different food stores, at least 2 cafes and 1 park within 10 minutes walking in my area
>>530191194eh, kinda pricey for what it is
>>530177151It triggers depressions, yes. Picrel is a typical Portuguese Urbanizacao for comparison.
>>530177151This doesn't feel comfy. Just build it vertically, like commie-block, and save the green space? Maybe have a pub in the basement of your block, hairdresser, some homerepair, florist, brothel and vietnamese konbini.
>>530177151Do americans just not consider the aesthetics of their neighborhoods at all when they build these copy-paste homes? Why is everything on the ground floor when you could add another floor and save space for a nice garden?Why do they build these random neighborhoods in the middle of nowhere instead of creating towns with most of the facilities one needs to live comfortably and socialize?>15 minute drive to get groceries>30 minute drive to go hang outFucking dreadful.That account has to be parody.
>>530192254With cardboard houses you can't have another story.
>>530177335merished
>>530177391Walk through the mosquito breeding pit while sweating your ass off lmao
>>530177151The perfect neighbourhood is one where your closest neighbour is 3 miles away.
>>530177151The "walkable city" meme is just a cope for leftists to explain why whenever they get into power things go to shit for the common man and that we need to instead of actually addressing any real issues just "imagine" how good things could be in their fake version of reality that doesn't exist.
>>530177151The worst aspects of a commie block and trailer park combined.
>I don't want to live in an apartment in a concrete, completely developed artificial place. The place I live is head and shoulders better than that. Trees, fields , lots of parks. Miles of bike paths. Bfd. I drive five minutes instead of walk. Then I can also have hobbies that require lots of space and equipment instead of living life as a city roach person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnhph_e51Vc
>>530177151>soulless garbage architecture once againplease just make ONE building that doesnt look like it was designed in the sims 2
>>530179345Wy piple don season their lakes
>>530177151All discussions concerning urban redevelopment re: "walkable cities" cannot be held until you answer this question:How many Black males aged 14-40 are you willing to imprison or execute to make cities safe to live in?If the answer is anything less than "all of them", this topic is a non-starter.
whenever you see eastern european, usually a serb, defending commieblocksthis is him.
>>530177151>Small town square and playground next to the pond so people can chill and socialize.>Convenience store and a few ameneties next to town square so you can buy something while chilling or afterwards.There you go. And if you don't want people from outside the community to come in, don't put parking lots or bus stations next to the town aquare.
>>530177335"canadian" houses which are timber skeletons with osb covers are a rarity in my cuntthey are usually relegated to small vacation housespeople that eyed designs from wood, usually ask if we can change them out for bricks/blocksa lot of the inner walls though are made on timber frames, or just OSB/plasterboard/drywall
honey we're out of milk, be back in an hour and a half
>>530177151I have to admit it does look cozy. But life doesn't just consist of staying home all the time. I would kill myself if I had to drive 30+ minutes anywhere. Just to get food, have a social life, work a job. Fuck that. I like having convenience. You can probably have a no-compromise suburb with enough money, but I'm not a richfag.
>>530193459I don't get this image's defense. It's like if you took a shit in the forest and said "The shit is actually good because it's surrounded by a beautiful forest". If it was economically viable, they would've paved that entire horizon and turned it into walmart.
>>530194729Unpopular opinion. Add large parking decks for each of these big neighborhoods. It'll give extra places for cars to park, but also in the future when flying cars are more prevalent the top of the parking decks can be turned into something akin to a helicopter landing area. They can land their flying cars then just drive down and either park in the deck, or drive home.
>>530177335Japanese wood is folded over a thousand times to make a single beam
>>530177151>15 minute drive to food and convenience storeFor me it's a 10 second walk. Apartment buildings with stores on the ground floor is peak convenience. If I ever get a family I'll move to suburbia.
>>530177151what's the point of saying "look at muh heckin houses, ain't they heckin beautiful!!" when 95% of you will never live in something like that
>>530177151How do i become american?How do i get a job to pay for something like that?How is the fishing in the pond? Are there big bass and pikes?How do i avoid trouble with the HOA?
>>530190494Better than islamo-deutschland.
>>530178530I don't want to share walls with anyone else.
>>530193177People who walk and exercise have no need for Costco's 20 pound bags of frozen pizza rolls and giant cookie packs.
>>530177151>yuropoorMost of you shitters in the US have negative net worth
>>530177521Why the fuck would I want to see people when I go outside?
>>530186125About what?
>>530177264Laneway garage - they are in the rear
>>530178530Because housing isn't a commie scheme to maximize housing efficiency at the expense of human happiness, its a capitalist scheme to maximize profits at the expense of human happiness. The difference is that under the current system people can choose to buy shitty made houses with no yards for 300,000 if they want to, and they do because they have correctly evaluated that its still better than living in an apartment building with loud minority neighbors. I am yard mogging all of them so I dont care at all. But the answer is because everything isn't top down control of where people live lmao.
>>530177151this looks sovless
>>530177151Commie blocks american version
>>530177151It looks like shit, just live in a normal village, nigger.
>>530178538Same. I literally dont know where these shitty developments exist except like California and Texas. There are a few where I live in Pennsylvania, but they have way more space per house. The more cramped ones were all built in the last 10 years. Tons of Asians and indians families believe it or not.
>>530186938>BEHOLD MY OPEN AIR AMUSEMENT PARKIt's a tourist trap, not a place to live in.
Where do you put the chickens?
>>530177151>triggers the yuropoorLooks fine. Just a bunch of houses. Nice that they have a Cosco near by that's convenient and they carry the best products.
>>530177335Gooks live in cardboard boxes with the life expectancy of a tranny, they're far bigger cucks than yankees.
>>530177151Why are the houses packed together so closely? I have neighbors, but each of our houses is designed in such a way that there's a large garden between each of the houses. Not to mention the houses aren't made out of MDF and cardboard. Amerimutt bros, do you actually hear your neighbors having sex from your own bedroom? I'd imagine the walls over there aren't that thick.
>>530177151I unironically live in a king's castle compared to this slopville designed for consoooomption.
>>530177151>Want a coffee>need to drive 15 minutes to overpriced megacorp goyslop coffeeNo thanks
>>530186938I've been down that canal. And it's the stinky af
>>530177151I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
>>530177598americans are too lazy and scared to maintain a yard. my sister just dropped $2 million on a giant mcmansion that has abou 5 feet inbetween them and their neighbors houses. the hoa even mantains the little strip of grass between houses. it does have a swimming pool though. hoa fee is $800/month. its fucking retarded if you ask me
>>530199159thats because your country is like 60 years behind ours in everything. in around 60 years we will be living in the future standards and youll be living in American 2026 standards. Its so funny whenever you thjird worlders cant understand such basic things,lol.
>>530177335Because they're million dollar shit boxes built by spics who literally don't give a fuck and honestly I don't blame the spics for that. Someone should start dumping the home building tiktoks.
>>530177151>40 minute walk to costcoIs this supposed to be a privilege?
>>530177151>27 minute drive to downtown>15 minute drive to Costco>paradiseDo mutts really? Your zoning is so fucked.
>>530177151no yard, no dice
>>530177151>HOA breathing down your neck 24/7
>>530177151>no backyard
>>530187969MUH JAPANESE CARPENTRY FOLDED 1000XFuck off Ken-sama
>>530199506in the USA a household has 2-4 cars so everyone can go do things. i understand thats as many cars as your whole village has but its true.
>>530177151>Mason Home BuilderSure it's not Freemason?
>>530199564maybe......... its a major crapshoot. you don't hear the storys from the good ones.
>>530199604Now do food quality and life expectancy.
>>530199443No, we are 60 years behind in degradation and decadence. This I would agree with. America has a relatively low population density, but for some reason you niggers decide to stack next to each other in these Godforsaken neighborhoods or even worse - the urban hellscape. We have a bit higher population density, but even then I don't find any good reason to lower my standard of living by moving to a packed location with lots of other people around me. There are weeks where I don't see nor hear my closest neighbors, because their houses are located at least 100 meters from my house's entrance and the houses are oriented in such a way that we can't see nor hear each other, unless we are both in the garden at the same time.
>>530177151>no local third spaces due to anti-human zoning>have to drive to go anywhere and be surrounded by other people who drove in, so nobody recognizes each other, so nobody talks to each other and only talk to the people they came with>making friends or finding a woman is made more difficult because you're severed from the way humans met for millenia before the new zoning bylaws from recent decades>atomized and alone, susceptible to propaganda>white birth rates dropvery jewish
>>530177936Bah, humbug. Your ns don't have AK47s, RPG7s, technicals and grenades
>>530177151goyim, buy your personal carboard barrack goyim. only $3 million goyim. the goyim paradise.
>>530177151Horizontal commie blocks aren't triggering any Europeans, retard.
I can't imagine living right next to another person like that, it seems miserable. If you can't walk out your front door and take a piss right in your driveway without anyone seeing you, you're living in a communist surveillance state
>>530200330if you can't walk out and shoot a gun in any direction. your neighbors are too close.
>>530177151I do like the little lake in the middle of it.
>>530200386Even better!
>>530179975Architects being dumbasses, trust me, there's alot wrong with these houses roofwise.>t. Roofer
>>530200445however there is some places that just skipped the distance requiremnts. like chicago. detroit..neighbors? shoot anyway!
>>530199377I've been too, it's jeetified water at this point.
>>530177151Why would it trigger me lmao..the grocery store is a 2 min walk away, i have 4 weeks paid vacation mandated by law (my employer gives 5), drive to work is 10min, direct democracy and much much more.
>>530177151>40 Min walklol>27 min Drive to Wakable town3 x LOL
>>530177151Yeah, concentration camps tend to do that.
>>530177151Nice try....I have bigger house than any of picture and with desent yard and garden. Full paid too. How many mortgage payment you still have?....payments for 20-35 years?...and to nearest shop around one mile which I walking to keep myself shape. No need for any kind of vehicle.
>>530177151This is the price to pay to live as far away from niggers as possible.
>>530177335Have you SEEN how Japanese build wood houses? Fuck man they are not the same. Some of their towering temples made of Jenga are older than your country.
>>530200748What? You do know they are regularly rebuilt right?
really man you decided you wanted me to show this? i guess it eventually would allow for this to be somewhat believable. is what i would say if I were a machine reading data ooooooo
>>530177151If you're packed that tight together, you should at least get a few more floors.Why would you have sardine can density for bungalows?
>tfw you have no backyard and a 10Sq.ft front "yard"
>>530177335>why do euros cope about America 24/7Jealousy.
>>530177335Japanese houses lose value and are expected to do so, and are typically knocked down and rebuilt every generation US are currently making cheap wooden goyboxes to then sell them at 400x price to the next shmuck
>>530177151>no driveway>shared single lane road to access your garage behind the homeI’ve lived like this once ass holes would block the path or outright block your garage and they would only enforce fines for that if you were white. >retention pond you probably can’t fish in or swim in or do anything without some Karen trying to start shit >uses a forty minute walk to costco as a pro argumentWho the fuck goes to Costco and leaves with just enough to carry in your arms?
>>530177151If you built upwards instead of blighting the land with your cardboard mchouses, you could have had the same density and muh walkable cities too. Shame your insurance companies and governments are too deep in car manufacturers’ pockets to break free from the 2 car per family indoctrination.
>>530177151One house catches fire, they all go up in flames.
>>530201698>blah blah blah>btw car bad>ban the carCut your wrists with a blunt razor blade, so it hurts more and post the pics
>>530177151Lol, I thought that was a refugee camp Imagine the HOA fees.
>>530199426>americans are too lazy and scared to maintain a yardNot all of us, it's part of rural life.>daffodils are popping up everywhere >new growth on autumn fire, irises, surprise lillies, and hosts>don't want to uncover them from last years growth just yet, will still see morning frost>last week yard was brown from all the dead clover>a little bit of rain and now that shit is green as hell>will probably start mowing soon>first I have to grade the driveway >stones is all messed up from plowing snow>should probably get a few loads as well cuz it's been a minute >apple trees need pruned>fence lines need burned off>house and garage need pressure washed>need truckload of mulch after all landscaping beds cleaned up>starting to plan this year's projects, probably going to screen in my front porch >finally going to plant that row of pines I've been talking about for a couple years>oh yeah, fire up the tiller and get my garden plot ready, lots of wood ash from burning extra wood during cold winter means I'm going to have to use most of my compost pile>could use a load of river rock around walkways and foundation >etc etcIt's a lot of work, but when done looks awesome. I don't mind it. Lots of lazy fuckers can't comprehend, or do they understand the concept of pride in ownership. Personally I want my shit to look nice.
>>530199132And yet they have affordable housing considering how densely populated they are while you do not.
>No bakery>No butcher>No church >No vegetable/fruit merchants...>No bus stopsLmfao, you could've bult at least one bakery or a convenience store near the artificial pond, and one cafeteria/restaurant. Or at least a drive thru fast food that mutts love? US mutt logic of "ideal" town is gar beyond ideal
>>530177151>live in small town outside of city>nice quiet chill life>city expanding rapidly>lots of neighborhoods popping up everywhere>suddenly lots of screaming kids, loud dirt bikes, traffic congestionim with the euros. bring back urban density. keep the people stacked like sardines in the cities so the rest of us dont have to suffer.
>>530177151is this supposed to be good? or is this sarcastic? I can't tell
>>530177151>27 drive to the walkable downtown areaSo you gotta drive to walk.
>>530177335Because they are poor and jealous and downtrodden.
>>530202235idk tell me what you think about this. the entire area around Fort Brag is neural net generated. Including the people posting photos, about the fake buildingsi think it may be a little glowie training exercise in knowing what to look for, when its undetectable by humans. unfortunately for people like my bike, i have pattern recognition that is beyond probability.because i can see that the time in this AI generated image is specifically the date and time that matry goes BACK 2 DA FUTURE or its like a little glowie initiation, like they get tested on it. i'm kind of worried how these people trying to protect me suck really bad at it
>Be me>Wake up>Wash my face and brush my teeth>Walk to my neighbourhood bakery and purchase fresh bread and milk.>Come home and walk my dog to the parks nearby (4 minutes away to each direction)>Come home brew coffee eat breakfast >Oh Look at the time>Its Sunday and the bells are ringing>Time to go to church amd socialize with the locals that i know each by name and whereabouts >Its already 12' o'clock!>Hmm should i get fish or meat today?>Or maybe some vegetables?>Go to the fishmongers >"Fresh fish for saaaale! Low price for you boss">Purchase some fish>On the way home stop to the vegetable merchant and purchase lovely fresh items to prepare a fish soup and a salad dressed with olive oil and vinegar >Come home and prepare the food (always make more cause unexpected visitors and family members are regular)>Light up the fireplace so the home gets nice and warmIs that so hard to understand, amerimutts?Noticed i never mentioned a car or a bus? Go to google maps and see for yourselves. Every little town and village is like this
>27 minute drive to walkable areathis looks like a fucking nightmare
>>530202626my post number here is bugging me man. i dont trust like dat >>530202702do you understand this? dont understand this.
>>530177335Turd world countries never build with wood. All their wood goes to first world countries. Guess why vpn anons attack North American wood?
Why do anons keep falling for these america vs europe troll threads?
>>530199853the best in the world also.
>>530177151>I walk to the retention pondFucking why? Who does this? Sure you may walk by it or maybe once just because but why would you constantly be going to this tiny little pond?
>>530199937sure thing, third worlder.
>>530202775Ok, but what does that mean though.Beep boop.
>>530202880stop fucking with my experiment bro come on
>>530202056"Affordable" is brown coded
>>530198719It's like the house has an ass where it shits out your car.>inb4 flag
>>530177151>40 minutes to walk to your grocery store, 40 minutes to haul that shit back>only options are corporate slopshops>27 minute drive the part of the region you wanna be in>1 minute to get to the mosquito farm>every single neighbour will be audible no matter how quiet his stereo is>"Paradise"WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>530177151My house has a garage, an all around yard, better trees, and it's like five minutes to the market or to jump on the highway and get basically anywhere else I need in another ten or so.
>>530178530Who owns the high rise also now owns how you live and what you eat and where you go.
>>530177521>can't just walk down and see and interact with other random people from your communityYou wouldn't be allowed to by the HOA if you tried.
>village in Vojvodinayou have backyard, you can walk anywhere if you want, there's local market 5min walk away, if you need something more specialized there's probably some bigger town with a lot of stores 20min drive awaydidnt know we have it so good
>>530177151Why wouldn't fuck ugly villages disgust us?
>>530177151look at all the forests surrounding it too, urban europoors do not understand the simple pleasure of having easy access to pristine forests.
>>530201977you're an honorary european
>>530177151That looks like an absolutely horrible neighborhood. Can probably hear every time your next door neighbour takes a shit.
>>530178530>live like a hive of bugs because some faggy overpriced shops will exist beneath you Why are europoors OK with living like slaves? Anyone OK with apartment living is a subhuman NPC retard.
>>530203324if your some kind of creature and you live in underground military bases, or maybe like a military base living in underground creatures.. wouldn't you want it to not be obvious? i do it better.
It looks literally nightmarish. An isolated dystopian settlement in the sweltering heat. No shops, no pub, no restaurants, no cinema, no theatre, no commmunity centre. Nothing but row after row of identical human veal-crates.
>>530177151>40 minute walk to do your groceries>half an hour drive to strech your legs>big artificial closed off lake>every single house is the exact same mass produced architecture slop>0 privacy in your own lawn>almost no trees besides the concrete roads?everything looks like it was made with plastic foam and play woodthis isn't a town, it's a stable, or a chicken penit looks like the place where farm animals are kepti'm sure those little houses have enough modern luxuries inside to ensure the goyim inside never notice they are just livestock living in conditions just marginally better than slavs in soviet monoblocks
>>530203949Stop chatting shit paki. As if you dont build estates full of deano boxes.
>>530203949if they planted some trees it would already be a great improvement. but goymericans don't like to trim trees or rake the leaves once a year, that's goymunism o algo
>>530177151I miss how upper middle class suburbs were back in the 90s. Still had plenty of room and trees between each house for privacy. Everyone had a nice fence. No browns. Lots of country engagement. Folks knew each other. It was safe. We played outside for like 14 hours during the summer. It was the best. Bring back those kinds of neighborhoods
>>530204121you don't plant trees at full size like that, so it would still take 50+ years of it looking like the top to become half of the bottom one. by then the houses will be run down and half abandoned and some of the trees will be knocked down from weather or cut down by some retard
>>530177151Does it at least have a good bus service to the centre of town?
>>530177264Yes there are, retard.
>>530204121>plant the most useless trees instead of fruit treesSomehow I can tell you are posting from a shoe box sized apartment in a commie block
>>530203605Lots of guys like me out in the country anon. People who keep their place picked up, fixed up, everything stored under roof and all ground maintained. Not because a HOA threatened us to do it, because we wanted to do it. Once all this is done why would we want to leave and go to some walkable city? When you live rural you are making a supply run once a week and stocking up on stuff anyway, so daily walks back and forth to the supermarket with armloads of groceries is not an issue. I'll gladly walk down in my basement and set meat out of the freezer the night before and use canned veggies from last years garden. Walking to a man made retention pond? Fuck that, ill walk along the river bank instead. Living away from other people and enjoying the privacy and peace and quiet is something I value. If that makes me an "honorary European" so be it, as long as I'm not being fucked with and am free to do as I please.
>>530179345What in the nigger is this
>>530177151Archive this shit already
>>530177151>drive 27 minutes to walkbased retard
>>530177264I'm with Coop on this one.
>>530179448They were doing this in Jacksonville about five years ago. Honestly I know it sounds cringe millennial core but it worked out great. They had a SoDoSoPa vibe but thing is you could leave the four story apartment complex, cross a small two lane road, and there was a big ass park with a pond, running trail, a bodega, few restaurants, and access to a main road. The city planners did a great job. I prefer living out innawoods but I have zero complaints about my time at that complex. No niggers or spics lived there because it was middle-upper-middle and they couldn't afford it, so just a fuck ton of working professional white people. Comfy.
>>530182023Kek my first home was like this. One car garage but my tiny ass Ford ranger couldn't even fit in it. Good little workshop though which I eventually turned into a home gym.
>>530183373These are beaner built. Get a crew of white dudes and your home will be perfect.t. Carpenter
>>530185037Are you unaware of just how fucking big this country is?
>>530202831Completely false, and only desperate third worlders still move here, nobody in first world countries with healthcare and modern transit wants to come here
>>530204121Not true. Where I grew up, everyone on my street would usually rake leaves the same weekend because the city would pick it up the following week. Lots of friendly waves and chatter. Man I miss those days.
because this is my towns demographics
>>530202408This was true in 2012. I kick myself every fucking day for not buying a house back then.
>>530205890Kek based. Mines almost identical but we have one Native family that I know of living here and a single mom with a mutt kid. Other than that everyone is white.
>>530177151My commie block is infinitely better than this.
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>>530206223Lainey would be so good at drawing WikiHow pictures
>>530181518>Kids can play safely in the streetYou probably had the image of some 1990s comedy drama in your head while saying that, but no one actually does this anymore
>>530178310>second walk to my garage where I can work on my car or build a workshopI swear all of you guys live in a 1990s fantasy movie, there aren't whole towns full of men in the "workshop" working on "their car" (i.e leased piece of shit) >>530180086Kiwi suburbs like Ponsonby do it best, as they are small enough to remain walkable while still being separate from the urban core
>>530205611youre not an American,lol. silly subhuman on a VPN.
>>530177151This triggers the amerifat.> No need to go to "walkable city"> local shops for small stuff> 30 min drive to bigger shopping area> Nice community> Not all literally the same house put right next to one another with no space outside> Houses not made of paper
>>530177151With houses so close, what happens when one guy gets roaches or bedbugs?
>>530198014Be a decent person and not a leftist and then do it the right way. I think we should take conservative refugees from europe and the other countries like uk and send them our illegals and leftists. You can buy that by workings a decent manufacturing job after a while, or something white collar that pays decently.. Its not a millionaire neighborhood by the looks of it. The garages are in the back btw for those wondering. Fishing may be good if they stock it for people to fish. We stock ponds in America with fish. Even out in the country we stock our ponds that way there are plenty of fish when you want to fish or eat fish. That place may have a HOA and those are bastards from what I have seen but I wouldnt wanna live in that place.. You could get a better home out in the country and real land and a yard for a similar or less price. I live in a place they consider backwards redneck and stupid and it is an absolute paradise for as long as we can maintain it. So far removed from all their nonsense. it is even creeping in here tho.. jeets have bought a bunch of stations and people hate it. That is the main dif we have seen here. Thats been for the last 4 or 5 years tho and no real changes other than that. Fun fact they had to hire americans to work them as people wouldnt stop
>>530177151"According to the American, every person has been given the chance to become a capitalist. If they fail, then they are simply not chosen by God and fully deserve to stand on the dark side of life."Army Personnel Office (Wehrmacht) - What We Are Fighting For, 1944—„Jeder Mensch hat nach der Auffassung des US-Amerikaners die Chance bekommen, Kapitalist zu werden. Gelingt es ihm nicht, dann ist er eben von Gott nicht erwählt, dann steht er eben auf der Schattenseite des Lebens.“Personal Amt Des Heeres, Wofür Kämpfen Wir 1944
>>530206308That's probably where she copies her shit from.
looks like two-income-household, palpable tension, spouse-fighting, no one cooking, no love, regularly door-dash-ordering, divorce, hate, stress and fear - the house
>>530201698We like our cars... who the fk wants to walk around when leftists opened the border and let degenerates in. Safe, comfy, warm, or cool and insulating from morons. You dont get rained on and if you dont feel like walking you dont have to. No idea why euros wanna live in boxes stacked on top of a bunch of other people... I personally dislike most people and dont want to be around them. I prefer nature, animals, trees, birds that sorta thing.
>>530204121I am an american and my house is literally surrounded by trees and I live on the edge of a national forest with hundreds of miles of unmolested growth, creeks, mountains, a river all of which is available to me like a personal playground.
>>530178940They create those retention ponds only because they have to by law. Otherwise they would just put extra houses there. You are asking someone who is cutting corners, why he won't go extra mile?
>>530204396It's AI lol