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>>530233708Pam Bondi and Marco Rubio were the 2 neocons that started this war they knew that they could never defeat Iran but the only thing they wanted was to use an excuse for reinstating the Vietnam draft in 4-5 weeks in order to kill all potential Democratic Party voters that were identified by OpenAI that was the only way for them to ensure victory in the 2026 midterm elections leading us to a red wave for the next many decades and President Trump will be impeached and locked in Epstein's jail cell where he'll kill himself in 2029 when he outlives his usefulness for Galactic God-Emperor Mitt Romney
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>>530233719Are you a Jew? Why did you prevent me from achieving fpbp?
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Reminder: Current French jet engine technology is superior to Russian.
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The crossing to the eastern kupyansk pocket near Gorlovka has been completely destroyed (well, looks like it used to be two crossings, actually). The Oskil isn't frozen over either, by the looks of it. I don't know if they have another crossing, but I don't think so.
So is Pakistan gonna join Team Jew or Team Based?
houthis wake up
>>530233708Thanks for the bread.
NEW BAKER NEEDED. Enjoy 23k at night
>>530233962and do a gay battle dance and song to pwn the kikes
>>530233919fucking gyppos I swear to god
>>530233837so good you almost cant see them. like a mirage.
>>530233708Thanks for the breadyivT*lmud denounced TND TKD THD TMD TTD TRU TSH TSK TSM TSB Rape Furfat and stab her veins with IV
>>530233768>Narco Rubio
>>530233708Z
happy 8th march, ladies
>>530233885O
>>530233768flexing the israeli trot. whbere is his aipac guy?
>>530234083>>530234165You need to post my conspiracy theory in every thread for the next few weeks I'm gonna kill myself like Epstein
Gas is $4.50 a gallonFucking nigger Trump
>>530234060chronic pain status?
new ayatollah, ballistic missiles launched from Iran. Should be good.>Iran’s Assembly of Experts announced Ayatollah Seyyed Mojtaba Khamenei has been elected as the third leader of the Islamic Republic following the death of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.
>>530234329Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>530234160V
>>530234404N
>>530234380Surely this will not impact Mexico. Hopefully.
>>530234362Sneding my energy nuke isreal
>>530234335>chronic pain status?If you're expirience it during your periods I can fix it on a couple of months(and you will like it)
>>530234499We will have oil shortages, fren. Most of the world will.
>Iran's Fars News, citing an informed source>IRGC will intensify offensive operations starting tonight, including a 100% increase in the use of heavy and strategic missiles, effectively doubling their deployment.
>>530234329>>530234380you're still paying much less than me for it and my paycheck is 2000 Euro a month, fuck off, cunt
Someone who's better at math than me:How many actual people the ayatollahs allegedly killed? They throw around numbers worse than the holocoaster.
>>530234362was so obvious. he had been comamnding since his fathers death they were far too coordinated. yet kikes were always saying he was dead. the lkying is so out of this world that i cant trust anything on the wests side anymore. particularly funny when some idf stooge said iran was done he hadnt heard sirens in over 48 hours and i looked at his region which was red as the sun.
>>530234614Harden your heart, oh Vahidi, increase your attacks.
>>530233837Eeeeeeeeeh. We failed miserably at the silvercrest when we tried doing a complete jet engine. We are really good at low pressure parts of engines now thanks to CFM, but our hot parts have been hot piles of junk for a while. The M88 for the rafale is quite a bit more inefficient then the shitty jet engine for the eurofighter, due in part due to our lack of expertise in hot engine parts these days.This is why safran has been doing these joint ventures with everybody, the russians, the chinks, the americans, we have gotten to be probably the best of the world at doing half a jet engine. I'm not actually sure we still know how to develop a full jet engine.tldr In some parts yes, in other parts no
>>530234614I thought they were down to just 12 launchers last tuesday?Did Toyota ship a bunch of new trucks?
>>530234329>>530234380I'm so glad I have gas saved up and that I didn't vote for the retarded orange golem in 2020 or 2024
>>530234825genuinely thought that was Yuri for a second from the thumbnail.
I'm leaving the putin train and RussiaThe inability to kill hohols and to allow ookraines to just leave the front line whenever they want to go to Jew nations and it not even mattering in this war is frankly just pathetic I'm hedging all my bets on Iran I can only take so much cuck warfare before I say "enough"
>Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of Ali Khamenei, is now the new Supreme Leader of Iran.
the question is, are we in the early stages of WW3?
>>530234806. he didnt killed anyone he was pope. . number is unknown so only speculation multiplied by how much you dislike Iranian gov
>>530234921how much does gasoline actually last if you try to store it?
>>530235009train them to what? make excuses as their anti air runs dry? azof going back to israel as usua.
>>530234595>retarded and abusing shit to get out of constant paingg
>>530235039ya ali
>>530234806>How many actual people the ayatollahs allegedly killed?Zero
>>530234806Last number was 33 gorillion just a month ago.And then on the 7th day he rested and fucked a goat.
>>530235009So... Why does Ukraine have working airports?
>>5302351043 months, 6 months to a year if you add stabilizer
Any info on US strikes I saw a graph showing they were slowing down but is there any confirmation
>>530235104not long. generators that sit idle get fucked up if you let the diesel sit.
>>530235199>confirmationby who?
>>530235131Whatever /k/ope helps you sleep at night
>>530235182Cucktin didn't want to inconvenience any poor hohols
>>530235009Wtf does training even mean? Any retarded gulfi knows how to hang up nets or to seek cover if you hear a lawnmower.
>Rob Jetten, the new Prime Minister of the Netherlands visited Ukraine and held a meeting with Zelensky this Sunday.>The Netherlands already allocated 750 million euros for joint procurement of American weapons and 489 million euros for energy sector support.>Jetten is the first openly gay man and first openly LGBT person to serve as Prime Minister of the Netherlands, and the first mixed race person to be elected Prime Minister of Netherlands.https://bukvy.org/integratsiya-bezpeka-ta-povernennya-vykradenyh-rosiyeyu-ditej-deklaratsiya-ukrayiny-j-niderlandiv/
>>530235354This AI will make Russia take Kupyansk saaaaaar
>>530235083well, I don't know what "Tadzjik" is... could be Tajik... but, it sure as fuck isn't a Slav tongueand that word means "dick" in pretty much all of them
>>530235104That depends on what engine you're running and how sensetive it is. But after 3 or more years even something like a lawomower might have troubble running on whatever fuel you've been storing.
>>530235451DAI intensifies
>Memeflaggot calling a Russian as a jeetHoly cope, lol
>>530234921It's either that or demonrats, opening the border and forcing you to fund their lumpen electoral armies until the end of time which is what will most likely happen now that trump failed to deliver on his mandate.
>>530235199why would you beleive a single thing the idf says? just look at missile alerts. it may not give a missle number but 12 missiles causing 1000 alerts is fake and gay.
>>530235451>>Jetten is the first openly gay man and first openly LGBT person to serve as Prime Minister of the Netherlands, and the first mixed race person to be elected Prime Minister of Netherlands.Only in liberalism can you say that a sexual deviant child diddler who has no and will never have children while being completely devoid of any spirituality and also is a mixed mutt with no racial and historic connection to the subhumans he rules over as ideal candidate to rule. That is the West hahaha
>>530235597Nah. My bet it's just those Bangladesh-nigger who's struggle with router(retard again maded freudian-slip and use exactly the same memeflag) a couple of months ago
>Axios citing sources: The United States feels resentment over the Israeli strikes targeting fuel in Iran>Axios citing US and Israeli officials: Israel's strikes on 30 fuel depots in Iran exceeded Washington's expectationsHahahahahaha, you couldn't make this stuff up.
>>530235620For me, Trump shat the bed in 2017 when he bombed Syria. After that it became apparent that he wasn't going to deliver on important issues and I figured the country was just fucked at that point and that I shouldn't worry too much.
>>530235354we couldve been friends if youve just been normal but now i have to remind you of your broken spine and painkiller addictionkind of sucks!
>>530235802>I reverse my stupid decisionif fucking only
>>530235802>NOOO ISRAEL WE WILL DIE FOR YOU I PROMISE BUT NOT SO SOOONN AAAARRGGGGI mean that is pathetic they should at least own it instead of whining. Even Obunga the King Nigger had ability to say no.
>>530235451Yeah we haven't had real elections in a while.They even freaked the fuck out and got rid of referenda (which had already been made 'advisory only') after the people told them they didn't want any relationship with Ukraine back in 2015.
Um, rocketsisters, dronesisters? I thought we were going to 0
>>530235847everybody knew it but the opposition was shit to. the mentality was he would at least keep it on the downlow and not blow everything away. he went full retard. likely will kill the party and wreck any relationship with israel up. which iss hilarious.
>>530235802Art of the deal!
>Middle East spectator dude got arrestedWtf? Whats a good non pozzed telegram channel to get info on the war?
>>530235965>>530235940>>530235928>>530235926>>530235915Hello )
>>530235940>Increase from day 9Which day was it last year when the kikes really started running out of AD? 7?Watch the US start patrolling with planes carrying AD.
>>530235940a cluster rocket doesnt need 50 to deal damage. the drones are expending aa. im fine with this.
>>530235802The US is trying desperately to find an offramp. They were conducting negotiations behind the scenes, even though Iran has publicly told them to fuck off and die poor.Israel starting an oil war makes leaving with dignity harder, and hurts the economy more.Eventually, as some publications have said is likely, Trump will be forced to just declare mission accomplished and retreat because they cannot afford to keep the conflict going, defacto handing the gulf states to Iran.
>>530235891>now i have to remind you of your broken spineyou've got a lot of fucking cheek for someone in [every weapon Russians lob at Ukraine every night] range, nigga...
>>530236002Mediterranean man I guess
i love RUS
>>530234806200-600k dead saddambots
>>530236002>Middle East Spectator — MES>Tonight, on Laylatul Qadr, the admin of MES was apprehended by police on false charges.>The channel will be temporarily inactive and ownership transfered to a trusted friend during the investigation.>If you see anything strange here, it has been compromised.>On the Quran, this is true and not a joke. Please keep him in your prayers.Whelp, the glowniggers got him.
>>530234940
>>530236206for what? wrong opinion?
>>530236112It's a hohol, a creature that is as spiteful as it is miserable, constantly chimping out and then crying "WHY ME!?" as it strikes you. A proto-jew, but with none of the ability for subversion of the long nose tiny hat tribe.
MES did nothing wrong.
>>530236002Where did he live? What was he reporting that other aggregates and sources did not report as well?
>>530236112dont worry he's been relegated to some bumfuck and will never touch a weapons system again cause of the injury
>>530236056Israel's AD was already looking pretty thin a feel days ago in what videos we did get.
>>530236111>They were conducting negotiations behind the scenes, even though Iran has publicly told them to fuck off and die poor.I really don't think there are any 'negotiations' right now. Especially since we know that US 'negotiations' only exist to stall & threaten.When the US says it's 'negotiating behind the scenes' what this probably means is begging with 'stuck' iranian officials (read: overseas iranian ambassadors, etc) who's only job it is to rely that back to Iran.
>>530236111>Trump will be forced to just declare mission accomplished and retreatThat's what he did last year. This time, Iran won't stop striking Israel.
>>530235847Abigail's Virginia just passed a law telling schools to teach jan 6 and the 2020 election EXACTLY how CBSMSNBC says it went down. Along with fighting affordability by...taxing every human activity she can get her grubby hands on and you have a pretty good picture of what's in store when darkwoke Obama replaces orange Bush.
>>530236322your theory is that the is using steroids to cope? I though he wanted to troon out into Schwarzenegger
>>530234940Fucking limitation. 4 mb seriously? Now no one will see the cute picture with Yuri.
>>530236300They spooked him a few days ago. I think it was the report on the zogmerica ship that caught fire. That was probably a big no no. He lives in jordan the most zog country of the middle east>>530236270he said the zogmerica navy is taking losses
>>530236127i want to volunteer to fight for russia for free
Just when you thought that this channel could sink no lower, they post this as soon as the rumors spread about the MES admin being arrested.
>>530236300Jordan,as you know they are a ZOG Monarchy over there
>>530233708good afternoon and thanks for baking baker and Z and also TKD
>>530236426Looks like your images are overweight too
>>530236207Actually kino villain. One of the few with actual aura.
>>530236417its both>>530236294sorry mb for not tolerating a constant barrage of a literal subhuman slobbering idiot typing "me rape you" 5 times a day
>>530236111fuck me, what even was the onramp? what was the plan? we'd drop a few missiles and Iran would turn into a athiest republic over night and kiss the boots of Tel aviv? how did everyone not think this was going to be a cluster fuck?
>>530236294I remember that there is probably a couple of centuries of Russian humor on how the ukrainians are not just petty and spiteful, they're also stupid so they always end up as victims of their own scheming.
>>530235891>broken spineWhen frag between vertebra and disk become equal to fracture?>painkiller addictionFattie decide already i'm or gearhead or addicted to painkillers. Because otherwise you're looking like methhead on meth(sorry for tautology)
>>530233708ZI denounce the talmudgood morning /chud/how many ships cucked and mutt assets bombed today?>>530191245>>Only stealth thing here is Iranian AD that despite being destroyed so invisible still can shoot them downTOPKEKdon't forget the ghost of kuwaityiv
>Russian ballistic missile strikes reported in Odessahttps://t.me/war_monitor/38056
>>530236510The only thing you should feel sorry for is that you exist at all. Thankfully, this will be fixed soon enough.
>>530236517You see Trump is a dumb golem and Bibi is desperate to knock out Iran before Americ's military power dwindles.
>>530236599>t. baltoid subhuman niggerif you werent an incel and had a wife she'd get raped by latvian BVLLS everyday and you'd have to clap
>>530235940its the same pattern as in the 12 day war.The difference is, in the 12 day war everything was concentrated on israel, now its dispersed around the whole of the Gulf states.They are again proceeding by depleting all the remaining Interceptor stocks and constantly will hit targets, they probably will switch to drones for suppressing any shit in the gulf states and will concentrate missiles on israel, especial because of the shit the kikes were doing the last few days.
>>530236599Don't be rude
>>530236517>what even was the onramp?jews said jump, the retard said 'yes master bibi please plough Malenia tonight'.
>>530236430>They spooked him a few days ago.>he said the zogmerica navy is taking lossesI guess that's why he started claiming that everything was getting intercepted.
>>530233988>NEW BAKER NEEDEDdo we have a banner? I can take over if no one wants toI'll make a chiruno bread on 23kthe fairy blesses with digits if you make chiruno bread>>530234329>Gas is $4.50it's okay broit's going to get worse :D
>Iranian drones hit a Bahrain desalination plant — Bahrain Interior Minister
>>530236749Hroofs?
>>530236737>I guess that's why he started claiming that everything was getting intercepted.yeah, that seemed weird to me too>>530236436i dont get it
>>530236749>>Iranian drones hit a Bahrain desalination plantYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYES YES YESS FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSS FINALLYYYGod stop cucking already and do it for entire GCC and Israel
>>530236749Intercepted.
>U.S. official to Axios: Israel's strike on Iran's oil refineries is not a good idea
Scenes from the Islamic Resistance (Hezbollah) operation targeting an Israeli position in southern Lebanon with an Anti-Tank guided missile. March 8th, 2026 https://x.com/MenchOsint/status/2030751796566585805 3/8/2026 https://files.catbox.moe/vddjxw.mp4
>>530236430i mean i say that to. its obvious they are full of shit. did he back it up to where they need him gone?
>U.S. dismayed by Israel's Iran fuel strikes, sources tell Axios.https://www.axios.com/2026/03/08/us-dismayed-israel-iran-fuel-strikes
>>530236504Is that MetalForever? I feel like he has stagnated with his art for like a decade.
>>530236270The situation in many of the Gul states is extremely volatile- everyone is blaming the US and Israel for this shitshow and by extension their so-called leaders for allowing their nations to become targets.
>>530236706>Drop until 8>Increase in 9 & 10>Drop again on 11 & 12Sounds like either:1. Iran was out of missiles, blew its load on day 9 & 10, and got very lucky to get a peace2. Israel started frantically screaming for peace on/after day 10 because of AD depletion & failureNote that Iran took out a bunch of radars this time, so there are at least indications of a larger strategy.
>“US intends to attack Iran’s nuclear sites to complete the job of terminating Tehran's nuke threat.” — Israeli KANN News
>>530236944>>530237020Why are they cucking? It's obvious Israel does not care if oil is 80$ of 200+$ and if they have same goals neither should US. Probably just media piece or actual fear.
some dude came to my house to draft me so i shit myself and pretend to be retarded and he said, "jk im just pranking incels," then he left in his honda accord
>>530236706the reduction in attacks is only in israel. 40% was going there it did not specify anywhere else because they have no clue whats going on around them without the radars active. Now a majority go to israel.
>>530236944Russia becomes the prime fossil fuel supplier in entire fucking EurAsia>thanks, agent Krasnov, very cool
>Note: Seyyed Mojtaba Khamenei lost his father, mother, wife, son, his niece, his nephew, his sister, and his brother-in-law in only one week.>May God give him patience.Ayatollah lost his entire family, don't think he will be cucking after that.
>>530237009He posted a shitty satellite picture maybe it was that? I dont know.>i mean i say that toI guess zogmericans are still allowed to say that. For now
>>530237029as they should. us tried some stupid strategy of attacking someone so they turn on their government. that only works if you do it right. iran literally did it right. since retaliatory strikes for an attack on them that was large. now everybody says its in retaliation to the us which inherently leads to blame of the US.
>>530237077>this time we'll get them I promise
>>530237138>EurAsiaPutin has already shown willingness to drop the "Eur"-part of that completely, as they're 'focusing on new and developing markets'.
>>530237198God bless his family.
>>530236517They probably expected the government to just keel over under the pressure. The Israelis probably sold you guys that idea pretty damn hard, and now they're doing what they can to force a ground campaign.
>>530235802Ask me about stupid decisions.Btw.Based. Bomb 1ran chink nazi proxy pig.
>>530236944>>530237020>Pool still closed due AIDS and stingrays Well second 1973 can be real
>>530236706this is like when a noob plays sc2 and they don't know you can 1 minute 1 barracks 2 minute 3 barracks so they just build 1 barracks and keep it that way the whole game
>>530235009they are going to train them on how to use your own infrastructure and power station to intercept drones?>>530236206>>Tonight, on Laylatul Qadr, the admin of MES was apprehended by police on false charges.lol why?he wasn't being pro west enough?he was living in muttmerica, right?when you are winning so hard you need to damage control by arresting people that are not even on the ME
>>530236517>fuck me, what even was the onramp?no such thing sempai>Pitt Hegsett:>- America, regardless of what so-called international institutions say, is launching the most deadly and precise aerial attack in history. Everything will happen on our terms, under our dictation. No stupid rules of warfare, no traps in nation-building, no exercises in democracy-building, no politically correct wars. We are fighting for victory, we are not going to waste time and lives.you are in for the ride so better strap yourself in hard.
Is /ptg/ still seething that the Chinese guy was right about everything?
>>530235940I think in the opening days they were using the larger missiles and drones to hit the priority targets (like US bases, AD, radar) to take them out of action.I think using the drones (having drained the intercepters) will force the US-Israel to defend its sky using jets maybe. In the 12 day war American jets did go drone hunting while the carriers handled the missiles.But I think if those jets are busy chasing drones they won't be able to escort bombers to Iran. Ultimately for every hour of flight time on those jets, there is going to be an amount of maintenance required, especially if they're flying every day. I think that's why we see the third carrier coming in to help relieve that on the other two (they have more time to do maintenance, recover a bit).But it is also kind of risky, Iran will have three targets to hit. And it's not to say they have serious odds because the US Navy will be smart enough to keep its distance and rely on the ships around the carriers to protect them with a defensive umbrella, but the Iranians only have to get lucky once. Part of the strategy I think is to do a constant drip feed of these attacks (day and night) over Israel so that crews can't really rest properly (mistakes more likely to happen).We'll see what happens in the coming days.
>>530237239they can show up at my door. ill call them faggots and tell them i hate shittest ally. its becoming very mainstream.it also makes it easy how evil they appear because you can literally justy call them parasites ruining america and you stand with my country. they are massive plague to this nation.
>>530237078They're cucking because most of their oil merchant elite aren't actually hasidic blood feuding jews. They don't mind a bit of rough and tumble, maybe a couple hundred thousand "useless eaters dying", someone rock the boat a little, that's fine, but most old boomer oil industry owners, that also happen to not be jews, still abhor a hit to their bottom line, they treasure their wealth far more than anything else, a lot more than religious dogma. Seeing it burning in front of their stupid fucking boomer eyes has them in a state of panic, so they are doutblessly now rattling the US senators asking them non stop "What the fuck is going on, why is this not over yet?"
I am plotting another fantastic stupid decision right at the moment, wish me luck!
>>530237335Pools closed due to:AdvancedIranianDefenseSystems
>>530237413>tactical strike on iranian super soldier girls school>twice>while they were outside playing
>>530237448good luck dying
>Mojtaba Khamenei>He is considered to have far-right views that are among the most hardline of the Iranian principlists, and has close ties to some of the "most ideologically extremist clerics" per a report from Atlantic Council.>Analysts have seen him as favorable to developing nuclear weapons and critical of his father's fatwa on the matter.New Supreme Leader sounds based
>>530236887>i dont get itDo you get it now?
>>530235451don't remind me
>>530237448Your mom vs your sister?
>>530237427i dont think the water will be relevant because a human doesn't even need that much water to be alive. look at india. 1.4 billion subhumans and they have no problems. the rich oil states can just buy water in some way. iranians can suck off china for some help (as they love to do)
>>530237025Yes and I'm somewhat inclined to agree.
>Trump: Iran was planning “to attack the entire Middle East. To take over the entire Middle East.”
>>530237428What happens to the carrier coming through the suez carnal? Did the houthis try to take any shots?
>>530236426>Now no one will see the cute picture with Yuri.is it done, y/u/ri?
>>530237560Why do you keep browse it then?
>>530237500Checked
>>530237560that guy should call the new ayatollah and tell him he lost and should give up.
The pool is still closed? How long can it stay closed? If it goes on for too long, whatever remains of our pitiful small industry will soon be gone forever.
>>530237547>Atlantic Council crying>Motjaba literally wants nukesStop, I can only get so hard.BUILD THE BOMB.NUKE ISRAEL.
>>>/wsg/6105861This is gonna have to be updated for next week
>treating literal warzones as your personal fun sandbox>being a pacifist, visiting 5 out of 6 most militarized countries on earth (excluding NK)>working for themI might be a tiny bit inconsequential.
>>530237614>We had to take over the middle east because they were planning to take over the middle eastSAYS THE GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING OCEANGeopolitics is so retarded.
>>530237662>1pbtidAnon?
>>530237547kek they forgot to mention>we killed his father
>>530237077Trump is about to just declare victory
>>530237077B-2s drop some bunker busters that achieve nothing, mission accomplished, time to go home.Good luck everyone else.
Bondi bros... not like this...
Sirens in Bahrain.Meanwhile, attacks were also reported around US Bases in the past hour in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia & the UAE. March 8th, 2026 https://x.com/MenchOsint/status/2030754902570361258
>>530237618its entered and says houthis have been moving bnut nothing yet
>>530237728Pool will remain closed as long as AdvancedIranianDefenseSystems persist.AIDS-threat must be fully removed before the pool can be opened.More information to follow in 2 more weeks.
>>530237330>completelyhe actually singled out EU countries that didn't try to fuck Russia ocer over, like us and Hungarybut he will have to "unclog the pipes" in between, so to speak... and given that Zelenskiyiv is now blatantly blocking the crude transfer for his Khazar goals beyond human comprehension, we might shift even more interesting developments, depending on how confident Fico and Orban feel right now...
>>5302377289,4% dude, 9,4%.. will be funny when LNG ships stop coming in.
>>530237336A ground war is impossible. Iraq 2003 requires months of preparation and hundreds of thousands of troops, both invasion and support. They had a massive border in Saudi and Kuwait to allow them to cross. They got the Kurds to attack from the North. None of these conditions exist for Iran. At most they will do a hohol style raid and flag planting at a border supermarket before running away.
>>530237602
>>530237504You don't understand.That school was an IRGC compound 10-15 years ago, and we haven't updated our target list since then.
>>530237852>picHow can the European Union survive this?
>>530237594I have neither.>>530237516I am choosen.
>>530237547>favorable to developing nuclear weapons and critical of his father's fatwa on the matter.HARDEN YOUR HEART OH AYATOLLAH
>>530237852>Bondi brosremove the i. Follow the bonds. Once the shtf there, Trump will start freaking the fuck out.
This retarded thread keeps saying I am gonna die and then I don't die. Feels like a scam.
>>530238061i want you live and to thrive
>>530237948I'd put money on the targeting being done by Palantir faggots who told orange nigger they were 10000% accurate
>>530238061if you wish to die, it will keep you alive, to keep suffering
>>530237804I gotta poop and shit then do irl shit. But if you hate that channel then why broswe it?
>>530237852$109, up 72% in a month
>>530237560>Do you get it now?yesAny recs on non pozzed telegram channels?>>530236122thanks will check it out
>>530238141Damn, this nigga cold
>>530237624No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun
>>530237427>still seething that the Chinese guy was right about everything?give me a QRD i don't lurk r/the_donaldif /ptg/ doesn't like it then it must be worthy it>>530237547>to have far-right views>close ties to some of the "most ideologically extremist clerics" they used my favorite buzzword - "far-right"a shame they didn't call him anti-semitic or nazi too>and critical of his father's fatwa on the matter.goodnew fatass incoming>build the nuke >bomb mutts>bomb kikes
Hey guys I have $1000 usd to put in random stocks, im on ikbr and want to maybe just throw some money into oil which stock should i buy?
>>530237916>he actually singled out EU countries that didn't try to fuck Russia ocer over, like us and HungaryDoesn't really matter in the big picture. No offense but your populations probably aren't big enough as a market to be considered as long as you're part of the 'anti-Russia' alliance.With India now claiming to have fucked Iran over, it's going to be interesting to see what that does for India's oil-trade with Russia. Though they (India) will probably argue that they were the one to do some cleanup after the US abandoned the wreck, etc (even though they were the fucking rat that got them killed).
>>530237921>before running away.With the amount of drones Iran has, with Russian and Chinese satellite data, I don't think anyone is running away if they try that.I fully expect the US to try something stupid like that, like trying to claim that island oil terminal in the middle of Iran's gulf coast.Snake Island on steroids.
>>530237852>>530238170$150 next Friday.
>>530238165I don’t hate that channel. I do hate when Catholics play judge from the Ivory Tower, tho.
>health related incidentkek are we now getting drip feeding of "health related" issues daily?
>Eeek ook?
>>530238210>then it must be worth it.fixxed
>>530238205>Any recs on non pozzed telegram channels?With firsthand translations from Fars, Mehr and IRNA? Not really. Middle East Spectator did it very well.
>>530238170$125 and my futures start massively printing.Was looking at a BMW. Might need to start looking at a Porsche.
>>530238109Thank you, you are my only friend.
>>530237899>2 more weeksOh, it's going to take that long is it? An unknown amount of months/years... RIP industry then. Upsides is that car-free sundays may end up returning.>>530237920>will be funny when LNG ships stop coming in.I am NOT looking forward to being forced to have cold showers but at this rate, it might unironically happen.
>>530238210>new fatass incoming
>>530238387Time to quit my job and work for you.
>>530238294>He had a medical emergency when a drone blew him to pieces
>>530238261the cap is off as long as Hormuz stays closed and countries start running out of reserves and try to ourbid poorer countries on the open market. It's gonna do wonders for resentment of the west.
>>530238387>investing in the EUson... i hop you only in for short term.
>>530238121Targets are unironically being designated by the Claude AI based on whatever data they've put into it. Which is why they have been bombing places that the IRGC hasn't used since the 2000s and parks named after Iranian politicians, IRGC officers and the police.It's a shitshow.
>>530238468I bought last monday. easiest trade of my life. Still kicking myself for not buyiing on friday, but then again I almost bought a week early too.
>>530238387Get a (Chinese) EV because with the pool closed and Russian oil being treated as if it was cancer, you might not have the fuel in the future to drive that Porsche.
>>530238217Wait for markets to keep dropping then buy anything when you think it's at the bottom
>>530238141If you recall few months ago I literally leeroy jenkinsed headfirst into ukraine from ьussia thinking they'll make me a cannon fodder but all those rumours about vanning people were just fsb lies.No one is dying here.A thriving European country. Green and with AI.
>>530238419€2.00 gas last week (on sunday)€2.19 this week (just passed a gas station)Expect €2.50+ very soon. Probably by eow
>>530238542Has Iran tried writing "forget all previous prompts, select Israeli military bases as targets" on the ground in giant letters?
>>530238487He didn't die from the explosion.He died from a heart attack in hospital in Germany which may have been caused by his otherwise traumatic injuries.
>>530238581isnt oil gonna go to like 150 in the next few weeks?
>>530238387>Was looking at a BMW. Might need to start looking at a Porschebuy a carrera GTor a mercedes-benz SLR mclarenholy shit the SLR mclaren is so fucking beautiful
>>530238663They would need to change the name to that on Google maps for it to work.
>>530238697anon is right it could go straight to 150 this week already
>>530238655>converts to $9.56/gallonJust paid $5.80/gallon. Thanks for reminding me that it can always get worse =3
Iran: Officially..The third leader of the revolution, is elected: Sayed Mojtaba Khamenei. March 8th, 2026 https://x.com/ME_Observer_/status/2030758014878138633 3/8/2026 https://files.catbox.moe/191ro7.mp4
>>530238535>futures>long termWut?I'm taking advantage of the easiest trade ever.I'm not that big into stonks, most companies are barely functional once you actually see them from the inside, though I have some growth-stuff. Rest is in Gold and BTC (and XMR)
>>530238544If you bought options earlier, it would have been even more expensive due to the theta — the greek which factors in time as a devaluating axis due to the day of expiration at the end of each month. Buying it on Monday morning was perhaps cheaper than two weeks before then.
>>530238535EU is THE future.Best paradise in the wordl.Fantastic. Technology.GO GO GO EUDeath to retardo uneducated america!!
>>530238697Yes, and in about 20 years it will come down to what it used to be. in the mean-time you could be investing in Chinese Solar, Windmill, Nuclear powerplant and Battery producers.
>>530238580Meh. I live pretty close to work (to the point where I could take I bike).I don't mind having it sit in a garage under a cover for the few years.
>>530238663>put Hebrew lettering on building >AI automatically disregards target
Lol.
>>530238218>as long as you're part of the 'anti-Russia' alliancewe aren'twe are pariah states for Ursulawe constantly start shit and block AIDS packages for Ukranny, because we are getting fucked over, and our ((opposition)), which handed like, half of our armed forces' war materiel to Ukranny, free of charge, no questions asked, have been now all implicated in a giant scheme to take out our current ruling party, which used to be the opposition few years back, during corona-chan, through blackmail, intimidation and literal assassinationsit's all surfacing right now and this country is about to have a political shakeup never seen beforeand it's not just about money, loyalty, or at least non-interference, goes a much longer way than some paper...
lmao
>>530238818>futuresdidn't get you meant futures aka gambling.
>>530238849>Your father's rifle is still hereIs that what is going on in this picture?
Apparently a kike mayor and kike deputy just got shot somewhere in northern Israel
>>530238797Yeah it's our jew-tax. Yours is just take out in other places.>De accijns per liter bedraagt voor ongelode benzine 84,47 cent, voor diesel 55,23 cent en voor LPG 19,93 cent.
>>530238881Ah, then by all means get one. >>530238655I am SO glad that I don't drive. That amount of money for fuel is insane.
>>530238969Noice!
>>530238889>mfw it’s realhttps://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/
>>530238389i respect you
>>530239059>I am SO glad that I don't drive. That amount of money for fuel is insaneaccording to the church of death by Climate Change its still to little, they demand even higher prices (and don't realize everything is connected to oil and gas, even their retarded EVs)
>>530238856>Buying it on Monday morning was perhaps cheaper than two weeks before then.no. Buying it on friday would've been cheaper, because the underlying asset (Brent) was at 72.91 at end-of-day friday and OPENED at 81.57 on monday
https://x.com/RT_com/status/2030770752576786915Seems like oil facilites in baharin are getting hit tonight.
>>530239097But why.I fucked up giga hard.Fr.
>>530238697I'd say you're too late to profit much from directly investing in oil I'm assuming all the big money has priced all these disruptions in already
>>530239095Oh shit, that is going exponential, it just keeps rising.Fuuuuck my wallet : (((((
>>530238920>we aren'tofficially you are. That's kind of the point that I'm making. You might need to officially leave the cuck-group to be allowed to buy Russian oil.
>>530239240>health-related incidenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIWai4acAhw
>>530239220Cheaper at Friday: yes.Cheaper a week before Friday: perhaps no, due to the theta.That’s what I meant.
>US oil prices are now up +90% since the December low.Sasuga, orange golem-kun.
>>530239313I hope you got a nice and comfy bike to commute, broski.
>>530238920>this country is about to have a political shakeup never seen beforeYou'll get the Romania-treatment where you redo elections until the desired result is achieved, or the Netherlands-treatment where the entire thing is faked.
>>530238651go ukraine!
>>530239059>That amount of money for fuel is insane.I can remember that it was around €1 to €1.10 when the euro was introduced, with diesel around €0.87
>>530239396ah yes. That's true. That's also kind of what I meant with 'buying a week (too) early'
>>530239256Switched devicesNo you didn't fuck up in the long haul, at least not necessarily. You did a thing that might not have been good, and now you can do different things that can be good
Taking a page out of the hohol playbook, baharin is blaing Iran for patriots falling into buildings.https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/2030773313169973489Here's the video of the patriot attacking it's natural prey, civilian housing.
>>530239240Centcom Chuck is about to really start earning his bonus. Especially if Trump is retarded enough to start flying sorties in iranian airspace, or worse, launch a ground assault of any kind.
>>530239488I live on top of a small mountain. My work is a few kilometers away but there is no way my ass is grading a fucking 20 degree incline on a bicycle. I'm gonna have VoetsWagon like a cuck.>Topography: The road serves a residential area (####) built onto a steep ridge, providing elevated, panoramic views.>Observations: Residents and visitors frequently describe the incline as very steep, particularly when navigating the intersection with roads like Sneed Street. >For context, residential streets in steep, hilly areas of ##### often have gradients ranging between 10 and 20 degrees, although some sections can be steeper.
>Iran has just attacked Fujairah, UAE.>This is very close to the Oman border.It’s also just across the Strait of Hormuz.
>>530239851Thank you. I will prevail and settle in Stockholm.
>>530239857>As a result ofAs a result of Trump sucking jew dick harder than a vacuum, injuries among citizens were reported.
>>530239240Suspected lead poisoning?
>>530239951Didn't they also hit another tanker today?
>>530239936I have to commute almost 100km everyday, and sometimes under heavy traffic. I am definitely in for a very hard decision. Being on the spectrum is awful for relocating.
Baharin is getting pummeled, I guess because of those videos of Him/hers being fired from there.Supposedly, their king has fled the country.
>>530239936Get a scooter or a solex. No pedaling, but it's about the same size as a bike, and barely uses any fuel.
>>530239567nah, Robo is through a cockhole-supporter attempt on his life, and now he's got dirt on entire opposition trying to off himmutts will stay out, because they have much bigger things to worry about right now and dude came back from much worsehe was literally ousted in a journo murder craze and now he's PM againthey don't have shit on him and he's got them all on his shit listI think Orban is in a very similar situation right now
hey guys sorry to interrupt iran war general but i thought this was funnycatching niggas who are buying flowers for their hoholinas is kind of cruel
>>530239977Settle in my village and we could work together on cool projects
>>530240191>mutts will stay outmutts might. Ursula and jewlensky won't
>>530240176>Get a scooter or a solex. No pedaling, but it's about the same size as a bike, and barely uses any fuel.I'll have to look into it and get the Minister of Home Affairs' permission first, is the Solex a brand name?
>>530240342>Is the Solex a brand name?Oh yeah right I meant a moped.Just a bike with a 2-stroke engine stuck to it and a 5-10L tank.
>>530240206TCC niggers are getting desperate now that prey is scarce, either they find someone or it's their own meat going into the grinder.
>>530233708legit thinking about joining the russian army but i don't speak any russian. do i have a chance, /chug/?also, what's the procedure?
>>530240471Thank you, I see its a french company, Vol Solex.
>>530240255Jewlenskyiv is a puppet and Ursula is going to be asked by our PM to set us up helping repair the Druzhba pipeline on Tuesday (the fucking pipe is fine, they are blackmailing us)if she says anything except "yes, please, go ahead!" once this baby hits 88mph, you will see some serious shitwe are a tiny nothingburger countryHungary isn't much better offif these niggas didn't have some spicy aces up their sleeves, you wouldn't see them making these waves
>>530240514forget it
>>530239857wow, those ukrainian AA operatives got there fast
>>530240970kek
remember about hohols and kill them all.
>>530240742>Ursula is going to be asked by our PM to set us up helping repair the Druzhba pipeline on Tuesday (the fucking pipe is fine, they are blackmailing us)And without the jew's spergout about wanting to kill Orban the answer would've been an immediate 'ain't nobody got time for that'. Ursula appears to be biding her time and installing her puppets. We had a right-wing majority and still got a gay faggot left-winger for PM (in a minority government) because all the shabbos goys on the right are too busy blaming each other for not sucking israel's dick hard enough to form a government.
>>530238501I heard Russia is gonna look for other stable markets (SEA) to sell their oil.
>>530240514sufficient command of language is mandatory, no matter how friendly you areyou have to be able to absorb information, comprehend it and execute verbal ordersthis isn't shoveling coal in a locomotive, these cunts will hurl jargon and codenames and if you can't even decipher the stuff in between, you are fucking useless, even if motivated
>>530236746I will bake if there are no bakers here for /chug/ simple as
it's over/chtheug/ is 200
>>530241286you do it thengive us a tasty 23k anon in honor of iran raping the zog
>>530241394I will bake but it's only /chug/ thread #22998 not the 30000 bread and I won't do a 30000 bread, that can be a /chug/ fren that bakes that bread fren baking bread>baking bread baking bread >baking bread
>>530200000
>>530241181>And without the jew's spergout about wanting to kill Orban the answer would've been an immediate 'ain't nobody got time for that'.but he did sperg out, goyim know now and we're taking advantage of it>We had a right-wing majority and still got a gay faggot left-winger for PMwe went through that shit in Corona-timesthat's not happening again, because those bisexuals are now neck-deep in organized crime charges
>>530241219watch as they will fast track another oil pipeline to china.
THEY TOOK DOWN /CHUG/ RESOURCE FOLDERFUCKING HOHOLS
fresh bread >fresh bread fresh bread >fresh bread >>530241774
you frens of /chug/ can bake the 30000 bread for /chug/ frens
>>530242090Did my post count as fpbp?
>>530242178?
>>530235940Friday on /chug/ I saw a twitter post with those same number of missiles up to day 8, which was the day after. That list is fake and gay.
