It’s over. Total and complete victory
yall underestimated the fat retard yet again
>>530306388Complete force withdraw from the region because we are taking heavy losses and damaging the world economy too much means we won You lost, trannyMaga!
>>530306388100 thousand americans gonna be dropped over Iran to cause the biggest grease fire in history.
>>530306536Heavy losses? Anon, we’ve only lost 7 people! And great news: none of them were Jewish!
>lol
lol, u dumb fucks probably gonna tune in too just to watch him fall sleep
>Today im announcing the live action ramming of my ass by Bibi, Bibi is a great rammer, the best.
>>530306388>we're doing great in iran, we've never ran another war so smoothly in the history of this country>oil is a little high, it's a little scary, but you can see it's already going down, it's going down bigly>we are going to win and keep on winningThere I just saved your valuable God-given time.
>>530306672lmao, is that ai?
>>530306616Fucking Klaus has me laughing so hard I nearly choked on my McDouble! Holy shit! Hahahahahahaha!
>>530306388Is he going to announce the release of the full and unredacted Epstein Files?
>>530306739No. Actual events nov 5th 2016, colorized
>>530306388...now watch this drive
>>530306388probably to laugh at how easy it was to kill more iranian nobles
>>530306388>mission complete folks we decapitated the regime, the ayatollah and much of their senior leadership is gone>and uhhh as part of my commitment to peace we're bringing our troops home, they should have been brought back years ago>this was the greatest military operation since the ww2There's Trump's exit ramp
>>530306388>golf property History is a cycle.
>>530306672jej he took the BiBiC
>>530306672wtf is this real?
>>530307248kek
Mission Accomplished. Now watch this drive.
>>530306672deep
>>530306388He's gonna make them watch him play golf
>>530306536So are you saying you want the war to end or you want the war to continue?
You're all wrong.He's going to announce amnesty and a path to citizenship for millions of hard working new Americans. Hispanic workers will be visible in the background working on the golf course. The camera will pan down and show a shoe shine nigger polishing Trump's shoes. The camera will zoom out and show several island niggers waving big palm branches above Trump to keep him cool and shade him from the sun.
What if he breaks diplomatic ties to Israel due to being lied to on intel?
>>530306672He's going to announce that he's personally going to go to everyone who has ever made fun of him and rape them in the ass on film. You're number three on the list after your mom and that girl you like but would never actually kiss you.
>I won>send in the next wave
>>530306388rolling for boots on the ground
>>530306388Insider here.Trump is about to announce exclusive limited edition Epic Fury Total Victory "Make America Great Again" War Bonds. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for the American public to invest in the total victory of America.Don't miss your chance to be a part of American history by making America great again!
>>530306536The USG government doesn’t consider 7 people and 3 radars “heavy losses” anon.
>>530308215watch this drive
>>530306672Lmao
>>530306388NUKES
He's sending in Chuck Norris and The Delta Force.
>>530309933Delta force was captured. All 137 members
>>530310342This. Also, the USS Abraham Lincoln has been sunken 4 times. Also, Ali Khamenei is having sex with Trump's wife.
>>530306954Except that their old leaders son has just taken over and Trump has said that wont be acceptable. So either he learns to accept that Iran is just as it was, and now out for revenge, or he stays in it until he burns the entire place down.
>>530306954There is no exit ramp as long as the strait remains closed.
>>530306388Here's what will happenHe will be wearing tan pants and a white shirt with his gay ass merch hat. He will basically say we are sending troops to Iran boots on the ground and he will say "no questions" as he puts back on his white gold gloves.I guarantee this will happen and his base will eat it up.
>>530310444Those damn Iranians!
>>530310844I'm sorry, I was looking at Karoline and didn't hear a word you said.
>>530306388It's going to be more updates on his ballroom.
>>530311488A fat pig and her piglet.
>>530308215>>calls news conference >>dozens of news stations show up>>millions watching >>plays a round of gulfBased
>>530311703> Shitskin seething at perfection Many such cases. I'm sorry you were born brown and smelly.
>>530311488it's wild that these people with such easy lives are allowed to serve in public office
>>530308416I would rejoin the trump train immediately if they are saving israel for last and patriots are in control.
I’m sure all the smelly 70 iQ poo’s know. Good idea asking. Lets all attack india when iran is dead. Every poo is a pooatollah.
>>530306388I’m finding it hard to figure out which of these two wars the U.S. and pissrael have comprehensively won, and which one they’re plainly losing.
>>530306624Kek.
>>530306672
>>530306536You won, tranny! MIGA!
>>530306388IF THERE'S AN OIL PROBLEMYO I'LL SOLVE ITCHECK OUT TEHRANAS WE EPICLY BOMB IT
>>530306388>Trump declaring victory while Israel is actively under bombardmentSee? It all worked out.
At his golf course? I guess getting out of the zionists' way in the White House is a good idea.
>>530308665You can justify it however you want, Iran currently has control of the battle-space. Which stretches from Cyprus to India. You realize if they really wanted to they could start hitting Ukraine from the south, allowing Putin to sweep back to Kiev, right? Our entire geopolitical strategy is at the mercy of religious fanatics. Also the Iranians are attacking.
>>530306536I can't tell what layer of irony you're on, most people would check the losses for a conflict of this scale then compare to Russia. For how much people complain and insult it the US is held to an insanely high standard it seems.
>>530310458He saw oil jump up to 27% in one day and panicked . TACO
>>530306954>Israel? Never heard of it.
>>530306697you forgot the part where he implies or just outright states the dems are actually responsible for the high gas prices
>>530306388DRAFT TIME>The Draft- not just for football loving retards!
>>530312070>now watch this drive
>>530315239>the US is held to an insanely high standard>be self described city upon a hill>the sole hyperpower>the most powerful, richest nation in history>why are these people demand I hold myself to my marketting? :C
WAR IS OVER LMAO, CHECK OIL PRICE HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA $70 OIL INCOMING!!!
