I think the war is very complete, pretty much,” Trump said, according to Weijia Jiang, CBS’s senior White House correspondent.“They have no navy, no communications, they’ve got no Air Force,” Trump said, according to Jiang, who posted about her interview with the president on X.Trump also said that the United States is “very far” ahead of his original estimate that the war could take four to five weeks to conclude, Jiang said.https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/09/trump-iran-war-end.html
>>530320118You call that an invasion?Shock and awe 2.0?What a monkey.
>>530320118Somebody should tell Iran
>>530320118This nigga just says shitWho gives a fuck?
>>530320357why?
>>530320118They have no cards. It's over. We're coming home. Oil is $82 bucks a barrel. Thats called fucking winning
>>530320118Hormuz status?
>>530320118Already said war would end in 2 weeks
>>530320579So they'll open up the pool for a free swim
>>530320118President ADHD
>>530320656Ok but you literally did nothing. What was all that talk of regime change for?
something something>'fiddle'something
>>530320772>statussome ships are crossing it, with their transponders shut down.
was there supposed to be some announcement at 1730?
>>530320118Trump has seriously lost it.
so we are invading next week boots on the groundfuck you trump, this is literally bush tier lying
>>530320118>Loses over 500 soldiers>Gets all military bases in the middle east destroyed>Gets an aircraft carrier sunk>Loses at least 2 B-2 bombers>Runs out of missiles and interceptors>Declares victoryholy kek this loser is desperate
>>530320118>Iran escalating missile strikes>"War is over guys let's go home"Trump is just a random bullshit generator at this point
>>530321540Where do you get 500 from? It's 7 from what I'm reading.
>>530321716>Where do you get 500 from?That is what Iran is claiming
>>530320118We're losing our entire military capacity right now, aren't we.
>>530321540>>Loses over 500 soldiers>>Gets all military bases in the middle east destroyed>>Gets an aircraft carrier sunk>>Loses at least 2 B-2 bombers>>Runs out of missiles and interceptors>>Declares victoryIs this the current thirdie cope narrative? LMAO
>>530321901you are the thirdie you retarded migger jew lover.
>>530320118>pretty much
>>530320118TACO
>>530321716Turn off the Fox News, goyim.
>>530320772Shut tight, no niggers allowed in this pool yet
>>530321901The only ones coping are the miggers and zogbots. Let me guess: Trump would never lie to you right?
>>530320402You will continue to lose and be wrong because you choose to believe bullshit media.
>>530321901These are the facts for all non-jewish, non shabbos. Glad to be of help.
>>530320656Dead cat bounce.
>>530322126Trump is more of a bullshitter than mainstream media. Oh wait, he came from mainstream media.
>>530320656You wish faggot. Oil is cheap because everybody is dumping their reserves you low IQ Baal worshiping simpleton.
>>530320772What's going on here?
>>530320579bcause their last strike on Israel was barely an hour ago
>>530320118what if one side does not want to end it?
>>530322249Seized by Iran.
>>530320118Trump is scared. Iran is winning in the Strait of Hormuz, and it will destroy the Great Satan. Trump thinks he can make a deal to get it to stop. But that's not going to happen.
>>530322249getting Iranian oil to take to China
>>530320118
Taco is looking for an exit ramp lmaoMission accomplished part 2!
>>530321716Ukraine and Iran, same cope, same retarded canadians running with it. /ugh/ basically died when all their discord trannies ran off to cope post about AI videos
>>530322441Lmao saved
Didn't Iran just launch another salvo of ballistic missiles at Qatar and Israel?
>>530320118The Orange tard is having a panic attack because of rising crude prices and is saying anything that will temporarily bring them down.
The US just assassinated the Supreme Leader of Iran, and Trump thinks now he can make a deal with them. No fucking way. Iran has America on the ropes in the Strait of Hormuz. There is no way Iran isn't going to cause the US some pain there first, if not completely destroy it, which is possible.
>>530322572Nobody said THEY weren't at warthe US is monitoring the situation(international) LAW AND ORDER
>>530320118they can't end the war without boots on the ground, which will result in devastating losses for the USA, Iran has a population of 90 million and even though the regime is unpopular, wartime propaganda does wonders, the war is highly unpopular in the USA from what I can see... so Afghanistan 2.0
>>530322396Imagine is Trump did all of this on purpose. I know he didn't but it would be absolutely fucking hilarious if he did.
>>530322780>he thinks he can make a dealactually, he didn't say thathe said that he is personally done and thus the US is doneBibi can handle the rest he's good at hajis
>>530320118bro killed hundreds if not thousands of people for nothing and doesn't even carei sincerely hope he gets put in prison for the rest of his short life
>>530322065
>>530322654I hope he gets up there and says peace is at hand, a deal is being made, or else he will send the US Navy to begin escorting ships through the Strait.That will crash oil prices, and everybody will feel good. And that's when I will get in there and slurp. Because no matter how orange and fat Trump gets, he will never be orange and fat enough to get that Strait open, and the price will skyrocket once the world starts to realize that.
>>530320118So he'll just go home and leave the Straight of Hormuz blocked?
>>530320118Leftoids are suddendly very quiet
>>530322899So...what? We just abandon our satrapies in the gulf and forget about the strait?
>>530322899Yes, Trump will walk away and leave opening the Strait of Hormuz to bookkeeping. But in a few more days when it's still closed, Trump will have to do something else. He can't just walk away from a closed Strait. He has to get it open. That's where Iran has him.
>>530323100this is what winning is called, you are just too low iq to understand it
>>530320656>They have no cards.Besides the thousands of missiles they have in reserve>It's over.Iran is switching to heavier warheads because they depleted America's interceptor supply and don't need to worry about them getting shot down anymore.>We're coming home. America is scrambling to find a way to flee without overtly losing, yes.>Oil is $82 bucks a barrel. After zog threatened every western nation to release its reserves and sent spooks around to every oil company it could to threaten CEOs to stop being Jews for a few days so the US could try and stall the oncoming giga depression. Strait still closed.>Thats called fucking winningIf all that is what you call winning I hate to see what you think losing is.
>>530323100Yes, winning now means wasting billions and ending worse than you started as long as you own the libs somehow (?)
>>530323100Tbh, we could probably just get away with abandoning Israel since everyone hates them. Even LatAms and SEAs hate them because Israelis are giant assholes as tourists.
>missile supplies depleted>mission completeReal Jews; fake news.https://www.bitchute.com/video/ygoxSapXGQDR
>>530320118A COMPLETE MESS
>>530320118God Damn he is such a pussy.
no navy but the straight of hormuz isn't open, kek
being a maga supporter in 2026 is a humiliation ritualyou went from "no new wars" to "well bombing 8 countries is ok" to "we need to send in ground troops now"
>>530320118just two more weeks then, I s'pose
>>530322216Trump said pump itMiga
>>530320118I knew he'd cave. He's a fucking pussy, that kid.
