Previous: >>530318878Timeline▶Day: 10>Oil dips to 85 USD a barrel>France sends fleet of 8 warships to aid in reopening the Strait of Hormuz, including Aircraft Carrier: Charles de Gaulle>2nd Iranian ballistic missile targeting Turkey has been intercepted by NATO>Oil prices could reach $215 per barrel if the Strait of Hormuz disruption persists - WSJ>BAPCO oil refinery in Bahrain has been hit by an Iranian drone>Trump via TruthSocial: Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!>G7 countries considering release of emergency oil reserves - FT>Brent oil futures briefly reach $120, currently at ~105 pre-market>Khamenei's son Mojtaba has been declared the new supreme leader of Iran▶Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHwwZRH2wz8▶Telegramhttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Twitter accounts (using proxy frontend because twitter's UI is trash):https://nitter.net/clashreporthttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetworkhttps://nitter.net/sentdefender▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/Note: /pig/ is the only general for this event. Do not split it into dueling generals like /uhg/ and /chug/ or turn it into a support thread for either side.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
IRANIAN REGIME HAS CRUMBLEDTHEY CANT EVEN FIND A CONSCIOUS GOATFUCKER WILLING TO BE THEIR NEW LEADER
ben gvir status?
>דובר צה"ל:>>בפעם השנייה היום: צה״ל פתח בגל תקיפות נרחב בטהרן>>צה״ל פתח כעת בגל תקיפות נרחב לעבר מטרות של משטר הטרור האיראני בטהרן.
bro i don't want to listen to this orange retard anymore, can we just skip the next 3 years
True Gaels never bow to Zog
First for making for of the Dutch anon for crashing out lol
TACOACO
- “To our enemies, we will not leave you alone.” - IRGC.
>>530321304so is Iran just not actually going to close the strait of Hormuz?
>>530321430>Nioh Berg
MEIR KAHANE WOULD HAVE NUKED IRAN AND SAUDIS BY NOW JUST SAYING!
>>530321489I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING!!!!!!!!!
lol at blumpf saying the war is complete when none of his stated goals have been achieved
>>530321452You lost tranny
>>530321433Using whatever time we have left to blow up Iran, you love to see it.
>sooooo should i just dump em out here or...
>>530321304Nigger
Lebanese priest killed by Israel
Ok another day another and nothing happens, maybe tomorrow right or next week, month..year..At least the fucking /chip/tards had daily kino, this is very bad, yeah let's post pictures of imaginary waifus lmao
>>530321515it's over for the evil jew!
>>530321431if this is true. iran won the war
>>530321431as of two hours ago still arguing the attorney general
>>530321489i hope they can turn tel aviv into a rubble pit
>>530321551maybe winning was all the trannies we made along the way
>>530321489"To our enemies, we will not leave you alo-AAACKKKKK." - IRGC Dog lol
PUTIN AND TRUMP CALLED!Information on the call:- The focus of the conversation was on the conflict around Iran and negotiations on a Ukrainian settlement.- The conversation took place at the initiative of the American president.- The leaders had a substantive and useful exchange of views on the situation in Iran.- Putin expressed a number of considerations aimed at a speedy political and diplomatic resolution of the conflict in Iran.- Putin gave positive assessments of the mediation efforts of the USA and Trump personally in resolving the conflict in Ukraine.
>>530321515israel was first to announce Khamenei's death and you coping retards didnt believe them either
>>530321433oops forgot to translate >IDF Spokesperson:>>For the second time today: the IDF has launched a wide wave of attacks in Tehran>>The IDF has now launched a wide wave of attacks against targets of the Iranian terror regime in Tehran.
How Israel will not collapse if it keeps getting bombed like that
>declares an open-ended war in the most consequential region of the world, without any sort of coalition and not even an attempt to cover yourself legally or diplomatically>markets tankIs America actually governed by retards?
>>530321567Didn’t know they had gay priests.
It would be funny if there was a ceasefire expect Israel and Iran continued the war.
My fiance left me bros...in so fucking lonely how do I get back out there?I'm old AS FUCK (27) I am damn near dead with one foot in the grave. What do?
>>530321304All I want is a judenreine general ffs, you rats have the entire internet infested. your lies are broadcast everywhere why can't you leave us humans alone?
NUKE IN 2 WEEKS
>>530321669LOL BASED
>>530321567Based Israel saving the Lebanese children from this pedo abuser
So is this fucking sham over or not?
>>530321652>ben gvir status?DEADtoday we party the oy veyest oy vey
>>530321669Everyone thinks they're a fucking cowboy
Bolton is afraid Trump would trade Ukraine for Iran!?If Trump raises the issue of stopping the provision of intelligence to Iran with Putin, Putin in response could raise the issue of stopping the provision of intelligence to Ukraine, believes former Trump national security adviser John Bolton."There's a flip side to this, which occurred to me, and that's when Trump calls Putin to reprimand him for providing intelligence to Iran. Putin says, 'Let's make a deal - we'll stop all supplies of intelligence to Iran if you stop all supplies of intelligence to Ukraine,'"Putin betraying Iran?
>>530321641>positive assessments of the mediation efforts of the USA Yeah, bomb the negotiation team, twice. Lmao.
sandniggers lost
>>530321669>markets tankbut not and you idiots actually thought there would be a recession and $250+ oil. kek
GLORY TO THE BAKERGLORY TO ERETZ ISRAELI WANT A SEPHARDIC GF SO BADLY ITS INSANE
>>530321738its even less clear after today
>>530321489Vague as fuck, who are the enemies?>strait is open>war is over>work tomorrow
>>530321641They're gay for each other aren't they?
>>530321779>t.
Listening to Trump speak he’s not about to end the war. Not sure if CBS misreported or what but Trump is taking about the ongoing war.
>>530321824Maybe the real enemies were the friends we made along the way
>>530321745tomorrow you'll cope that you never said it
>Pezeshkian says Iran ready to form ‘joint team’ to investigate claims of missile attacks on Turkiye
>tfw you lost your entire religious and political leadership, all of their families, and all of your infrastructures blown up but some mutts died in the process BY ALLAH WE HAVE WON
>war is overSo wait… who won?
>>530321791>markets tankMARKETS PLUNGE
>>530321489How nice of them :3
>>530321824>>strait is open
>>530321726terrible day for the soon to be ($250+ oil) homeless
>>530321753Iran was merely a feint
>it's over>we're back
>>530321915why do these goatfuckers talk like they're in charge of anythingiran is ours now
>>530321883Yeah, this is not mission accomplished type spin.
>IRGC Navy launches drones and cruise missiles at Al-Udeid helicopter base, damaging 11 targets including fuel tanks and helicopter platforms.
>>530321915Turkey seems to finally realize they're next
bros this is not over wtf i got baited
>>530321431From how the Israelis I've talked to talk, I feel like a pretty healthy chunk of Israel would celebrate this guy getting a rocket up his ass
>>530322002This the only AI they hittin lol
>>530321911kek, you're a yid I don't own anything to you! be it telling the truth or just lying to your dog face!it's wunderbare, nigga
>crude trading under $90 / barrel>Iranian air force: destroyed>Navy: Sunk>Commander hierarchy: non existent>International: Europe sending carriers and jets over to help gufl states which have all stayed strong in the face of iranis indiscriminate missile launches>China and Pussia: IrrelevantThe war is over, the West won (again)
Iran is importing immigrants to the USA?Iran is blackmailing our politicians?Iran is teaching critical race theory in our schools?Iran is mkultraing our kids to cut off their dicks?Iran is trying to exterminate white men in order to usher in their Messiah?Iran routes all phone calls through their servers to spy on us?Iran makes US citizens sign anti-boycotting contracts?Iran has politicians pass laws that destroy our first amendment rights to fight Anti-Iranic speech?Iran has dual citizens in the US Supreme Court, Congress, and Senate?Iran controls the US Media and Hollywood programming?Iran controls all major music labels?Iran wants to enslave me in USURY Federal Reserve Debt?
>>530321990FYI "Walter Bloomberg" is a speculator who uses a social media account to manipulate morons into speculating on shit info whilst he profits. He is based in Geneva.
the stock market recovering already LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO clown world
>>530322097
>>530322002>IRGC NavyWhat exactly is the difference between the regular navy and the IRgC Navy? I’ve not yet figured out the separation between regular Iranian forces and IRGC shit. Is it like the Wehrmacht versus SS?
>>530322103You gonna post this brownoid bullshit every thread?
Initial documentation of very strange effects from Karaj, Iran.>Initial documentation of very strange effects from Karaj, Iran.Initial documentation of very strange effects from Karaj, Iran.>Initial documentation of very strange effects from Karaj, Iran.THE AYY'S HAVE ARRIVED >THE AYY'S HAVE ARRIVED THE AYY'S HAVE ARRIVED >THE AYY'S HAVE ARRIVED
>>530321431Lots of car crashes and friendly fire in this war, huh lol
>>530322131nigger are you retarded? the fuck did you think would happen.faggot brownoids acting like Iran can bring the world economy to it's knees
>>530322131BASED BOLUDOhere have a wounded yid
>>530322148Aliens are siding with Israel confirmed
>>530321431The car crash is 2024, there's no Israeli media reporting this
>>530321591Kek
>>530322148slop posters should be executed
>>530322133Grok has flagged this video as AI
>>530322144still holding out for $250+ oil?
>>530322133Lol little nigger I dont give a shit what happened to those jets, im about to go back home and feed the jeets that I made stay behind.
>>530322068
>>530322100>you're a yidand youre a primate
>>530322148AI
>>530321548Radical centrists win again. Nobody except extremist retards cares about total victory or defeat. All that matters is the straight of Hormuz is open again, and the world can function as normal.
>>530322117The migger is truly the most cucked, emasculated slave in all of human history
>>530321990IRGC went Ghost protocol, they can't be called back even if the war is actually over
>>530322131>/Pol/tards and Austrian school fags still haven't accepted that money is an infinite poolKek!
>>530322222checked
>be jewish>get vaporized by a cluster warhead
>>530322131> the stock market recovering already It’s not organic prosperity, it’s pure kike spite that’s making that happen.
>Power outages in Tehran following heavy Israeli airstrikes.
>>530321949Iran is fucked lolhttps://youtu.be/mP_rr859r8w?si=ksYabRhZIIvfd4e7&t=3120
>>530322222kekofcourse it did Elton Must be a jew slave
>>530321883Trump messed up, don't believe 1 word he says, this will continue for a good while
>>530322222AHHHH JEWISH LIES POST THE REAL ONE
>>530321995Agreed. I suspect CBS misunderstood Trump because what he’s saying now is not at all like mission accomplished.
>>530321304THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQ5DatakboVIDEOS FROM TEHRAN OIL DEPOT FIREShttps://bsky.app/profile/leahmcelrath.bsky.social/post/3mgipjydllc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/leilama.bsky.social/post/3mgiwvo3as22zhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvXhqZbfVIhttps://x.com/RyanRozbiani/status/2030535631726645394https://x.com/RKOTOfficial/status/2030565938110537944VIDEO OF UAE PILOTS DOWNING DRONEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrWM_pU8zOQKHARG ISLAND IS ON THE MENUhttps://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/oil-island-could-break-iranMILITARY HISTORIAN EXPLAINS ROOT CAUSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjiIHiltZ4A
BREAKING: Israeli army fakes new video!They released a video showing 3 planes they destroyed in 2025 and the helicopter they struck last week.They pretend these are new losses by Iran, but the footage is literally from 2025
>>530322229HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES NIGGER
>>530322344Iant this vid from like day 1 when Kuwaiti AA shot it down?
I'm really tired. Need to muster up enough willpower to get out of bed and get my weed.What are you guys up to?
>>530322148Not AI but probably an electrical power station blowing up. If not dry thunder.
>>530321431KWAB
>>530322148earthquake machine.... they'll be a huge one in the next few days
BBC confirms US tomahawk did not hit Iranian school, instead struck a military base next to the school. Unclear if school was ever hit.
IT'S NOT FUCKING OVER
Idgi/pol/If you were a leader of your nations military would you put your assets next to your kids school?
>>530322247you're a jew, you are not even human you're just fuel to our Fire!:)
IRGC says expel Israeli and US ambassadors and your ships can passIts over they give up cisfire incomingHonestly Iran deserves to get hit again in 6 months from now
>>530322266What's your fanbase called again? Naplings, right?
>>530322214>>530322255Nope>Probably a hit on the electricity transformers.>The electricity in the city of Karaj was cut off immediately after the attack.>>530322416Yep
Blumpf just made a reference to the Republicans being owned by the jews lolWtf
Maybe I’m retarded, but can’t they just dig a fucking canal here and get around Iran? There are some mountains but it looks like a big crevasse there!
>>530322470>1legged pirate in a coma is all they have left
>>530322391I dont give a single shit lol. I live in a paradise with slaves. If you play your cards right?I may make you my butler, i even offer you a dutch whore as payment (once a year), what size suit do you wear?
>>530322400>AA shot it down?CENTCOPE redacted it, it was an air-air missile 100% it was a Russian flying under Iranian flag that shot it down
>>530322476I would put it under the school.
>>530322521Iran or Israel?
>>530322412About to goon. Rn I’m also getting ready for bed.
>>530322477>recycled video as opposed to a macaco just an ingredient for a soup
>>530322535go do the math on how much land mass of densely populated area would have to be moved
>>530322535Still in range
>>530322400kuwaiti pilot but yes
>>530322305clusters are not precise. they have use some hypersonic with one warhead to strike the house. im shocked by the precision
China has the whole strait to themselves. Must be comfy.
>>530322392>I dont think its gonna be lasting damage.you miss the point. once they run ou of missiles/launchers there's going to be no one for them to fight: the US and Israel will still have air supremacy and there will be no victory condition or military campaign for Iran to organize. it'll just be a matter of Iran's "leadership" trying to avoid being airstriked while faking that they are still doing something. meanwhile the US and Israel can just bomb whatever they want to inflict the pressure they want.
>>530322593no one asked your opinion YID DOG
>Trump babbling about healthcare and drug orices
>>530322103Eres un prietillo cualquiera wey, no eres gringo, no son tus amigos, te desprecian mientras tu te crees el mejor goy de entre todos nosotros el mejor por ser "menos moreno"Eres un pendejo lame huevos de usa.Vete ya de mojado we, unete a su ejercito para que te den la greencard, pero ya votate a la verga de Mexico, pinche gusano rastrero.
Into the filter /pig/ goes. What a fucking waste of time.
nice so we got to blast a bunch of sandniggers and then figure out the few things that didn't go quite rightnow MIC will ramp AD production and we can blast the next bunch of niggers, whether they be chinese niggers, russian niggers, or just regular sand niggers again more effectively than ever before,all it cost was some dead zogbots, way outnumbered by useful idiot dead kikes and gulf sandniggers. despite this they'll come begging for american military industrial cock again.lmfao
>>530322673Cant block a ship tho.>>530322670Nah I’m retarded. But the Arabs have the oil money and they need dirt for their gay palm islands… I’m giving this idea to them for free!
>>530322457What??? You mean the regime that shot down a commercial airliner in 2020 filled with their own citizens and then lied about it and blamed the US until it became painfully obvious they were the ones who shot it down would create a false narrative? I'm shocked, shocked I say!!!
>>530322457That video they show (along with others showing it) simply proves a missile hit. I still contend the "tomahawk" was superimposed over it but the thing is it probably was a tomahawk missile. The reason they wanted to show it was to prove tomahawks were in the area at that time. The US isn't even saying they were not, the video shows it didn't hit the school of course. The cope is that well another one must have hit the school despite them having zero evidence.
>>530321304Did Iran actually win?
>>530322715>the US and Israel will still have air supremacyWhen?
>>530322379My favorite kike fake was still that slut lighting the cig, boy oh boy did they abandon that meme QUICK once it was found out topkek
>>530322750Ur president is literally jewish
>>530322457why do you insist on this? nobody here is going to believe you. are you really that surprised that the US would do this? they have done far worse in previous wars, targeting civilians is standard US behavior.
Based Iran actually held their own...holy shit!
>>530322476I just checked and our armed forces general staff building is 100m from a school. So, yes.
>>530322639keka jew thinks that he's welcomed here!how cutego search for your cowardly leader you weak kneed fag=D
war can't be over, not enough dead kikes
>>530322762america is the only country with niggers
>>530322535A pipeline across Saudi to the Suez would be smart
Threadly reminder:All of this is the fault of evangelicals on both sides of the US government and their insane suicidal reverence towards Jews and jewishness. Evangelical boomers are nearing death and are rushing to make the book of revelations reality so they can be raptured, assuring their access to heaven having lived such sinful lives. Trump only won 2024 because the October 7 2023 attacks exposed rampant, justified, antisemitism across not just the left but nearly all youths, including millennials in the US. This could not stand so the Jews put trump in power. This war would have happened no matter what. The only difference is that the bombs would have pride flags printed on the nose and missiles would be all black with black lives matter emblazoned across them. I denounce the talmud. Reply to this post to denounce the talmud and Jewish tricks. Too many of you are not denouncing and it's concerning. Are you a brave enough anon to denounce the talmud?
>>530322790no, they're propping up a corpse as the newest Supreme Leader
>>530322412listening trump speech, packing bowl and gaming fren. you have to go pick it up from somewhere? so glad I'm self-supplying
>>530322535everyone'll be able to use the strait again once the US have set up the right early warning system and Ukrainian drone interceptor setup.
>>530322724Lmfao you brown niggers cope so good. You cry more than Europeans begging for petrol. So easy to control, breed from slaves.
>>530322103Syo someone tell iran. In what universe does declare victory and walking away mean a war is over
Apparently at some point I followed a dude named Moshe.
>>530322750manos del bienestar typearon esto
>>530322790If they can reverse the plummiting price of oil/per barrel than yesterday but right now it's going downAlso if they did managed to get any of the Arab nations to kick out the U.S. than yesterdayOtherwise people pretty much died for nothing. Albeit killing Iranian leadership can be seen as a W
>>530322757>Into the filter /pig/ goes. What a fucking waste of time.kekthe bots are just noisy you can trigger a few yids here, they are so stupid it's unreal
>>530322838i have been posting here since before your favela had internet stop larping as white macaco >=D
>>530322782>no ulol it literally is that
>>530322412Trying to make a dental appointment so that'll get one of my wisdom tooth extracted, bitch keeps digging into my cheek whenever I chew
>>530322904>breed from slaves.
>>530322831WTF Finalnd think of the kids!
Iran won.
>>530322859I was thinking the same thing but I just wanted to cuck the Iranians
>>530322904kek the bot still responds what a retard
>>530322454Thanks for the addendum to my analysis anon, I appreciate it
>Trump: We have already won. But we have not won enough. We will no longer allow brutal terrorists to threaten us
>>530322978shut up jew
>>530323014Check the price of oil
>>530323014everybody lost
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15628045/Irans-new-Supreme-Leader-wounded-Ayatollah-Khameneis-son-sustained-mystery-injury-claims-state-TV.html. Well, this is what you get for making a public appearance. Israel and the US find your location. Though I think Israel was the one that tried to kill him.
>>530322978you are an oven dodger faggotthat's all you are
>America is absolutely determined and resolute, there will be no end to this war until we have obliterated the Iranian regime completely >Rise up Iranian people!>Okay maybe not>Kurds will attack for us!>Okay maybe not >We will accept nothing but unconditional surrender>Okay that just made them more angry, maybe they don't have to actually surrender >Ok the goal is to destroy their missile program>They're still launching, fatalities in Israel, our bases have been completely destroyed>Ok the new goal is I want to decide the next leader of Iran>Oh they chose someone who I disagree with specifically because I said that >What's that, oil is skyrocketing and America is a worldwide laughing stock?>OK I DECLARE I WON, EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT NOW, I WON
>>530323104cry
>>5303230141st world moderates won.
>>530322978>stop larping as white
>>530322831There's a school across the road from my local Army base
"Oil production dependent on the Strait of Hormuz risks halting completely within the next month. It has already begun to decline, and storage facilities in the region are filling with oil that cannot be transported [...], or is extremely expensive to transport. We're ready to work with Europeans too. But we need some signals from them that they're ready and willing to work with us and will ensure this sustainability and stability." - Russian President Vladimir Putin in a statement relayed by Reuters today.
>>530323135shower yourself yid dogkek
>>530322790No, but Iran and Ukraine just showed you can fuck over a superpower through drone warfare and sustained attacks. Also US bases have shit defenses.
>>530323080Most likely wounded in the strike that killed his wife and father
man people are just going to forget this shit ever happened aren't theylike you could erase this whole episode from history and won't mattercongratulations, you killed a 86 year old, we could have just turned the playstation off for a while
>>530323248Forget what?
>>530321384Is this why ram is $900 per stick now?
>>530322782i don't get why they don't target Trump hotels and golf resortssend out rotten steaks with the Trump logo on it maybe even
>>530323218>kek the facade of smugness isn't holding up
>>530323248But Hegseth needed to feel like a based Crusader for a few days. Deus Vult!
>>530323214Meanwhile Europe is trying to cut its dependency on Russian oil
>>530323014>most of it's leadership dead>navy kablooey>oil infrastructure desolated>arab puppets barely did anything>the eventual power vacuum and other long term consequences that it will have to deal with for years>winning
>>530323125The art of the deal
>>530323125>OK I DECLARE I WON, EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT NOW, I WONTrump learned this tactic from his mentor Roy Cohn, he’s been doing it since the 70s> Roy Cohn’s three rules of winning, which he famously imparted to protege Donald Trump, are: (1) Attack, attack, attack, (2) Admit nothing, deny everything, and (3) No matter what happens, always claim victory and never admit defeat. These, along with a willingness to do anything to win, were his core tenets.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t83amb_CRYw
>Iran had more missiles than anyone believed>anyway, we're sure we destroyed 80% of their capabilitiesi don't know how anyone can take trump seriously
is oil gonna go back up once the markets realize this shit isn't over?
>>530321431Its fakebut nonetheless thanks iran.
>>530323245was my guess too
>>530322920why would you let your enemy set your victory conditions?
>>530323426no, this local top was pure panic - not actually grounded in lack of supply
>>530323391Is that the gay kike?
Mmm. Delicious TACOs.
>>530323426We won. It's over.
>>530323452mutts and my fellow mexican posters are retarded, disregard entirely.
>>530323125True, but like Iran also claimed it would dig in and fight until mutual annihilation, but has now softened its stance to let the straight of Hormuz receive status quo traffic.
>>530323391Feels so good that this kike died in agony from AIDs which he denied having.
>>530323479> Is that the gay kike?Yes it is.
Hahaha hahaha hahahahhttps://x.com/ricwe123/status/2031102256729190415?s=20
>>530323516Hormuz status?
>>530321431>>530322782Why do Iran and Iran supporters constantly claim to have killed or destroyed so much shit that they haven't?
>Israel rejected the French proposal regarding Lebanon. The war continues.
Hahah hahahaha hahahahhahahhttps://x.com/DailyMail/status/2031099584479400431?s=20
>>530323426Yes
>>530323014This is like saying Afghanistan won because their capital city was only occupied for 20 years.
Hormuz status?
>>530323345>the facade of smugness isn't holding upthat's not what your grandmother said, Polish filth:)
>>530323594> Why do Iran and Iran supporters constantly claim to have killed or destroyed so much shit that they haven't?As someone who supports Iran defending itself, this part does annoy me, along with the dramatic bragging they sometimes do
>>530323426Oil is still way up on this smo and it will easily break $100 again when reserves are actually released and this shitshow is still going on
>>530321430Wait he was in a coma when they voted him in?
>>530323565israeli media didn't report he died sorry
someone is having fun on italian wikipedia
>>530323594Baby dick sucker, you're getting fucked up and you're orange pedo is a laughing stock....what a fucking retard hahaha
>>530323660swing and a miss
Professor Jiang reveals Israelis were burning down their own homes during air strikes to collect insurance moneyInsurance fraud during wartime?
>Meet the Nepo-tollahCatchy nickname.
>>530323608What did they propose?
Hello everyone what did I miss, I heard Ben Gvir died?
>>530323608how can they reject the baguette?!
>>530323569being penetrated in the greek way
>>530323479the play is the gayest thing ever shat out of a gay jew
>>530323682he heasn't been seen since before the war startedrumor is that he was also wounded and has been in a coma sinceyou would think iran would show him giving some sort of speech, even underground in a bunkerthat's usually what leaders do when selectedwhat's the hold up?
>>530323746>Professor ching chong ding dong Neck yourself chinklet
>>530323774I like to call him the one legged MojtabARRRR
iran rn
>>530323633>"donald, i believe you on mr. epstien. however, you know the pee tape is real because it happened in russia"
>>530323565If Gvir is dead that's huge. He's the closest thing Israel has to a new Bibi
Nothing ever happens-ders wonSomething will happen-ers lost
>>530323869Thats from the 12 day war. Nice try, kike.
>"Any Arab or European country that expels the Israeli and American ambassadors from its territory will enjoy full authority and freedom of transit through the Strait of Hormuz starting tomorrow."
>>530323774
>>530323680>HODL!!
>>530323746professor jiang is a total retard and a well-poisoner
>>530323869that's just the local volcanoes
>>530323802macron basically said>stop it you two with a feminine voice
>President Trump to his aides - I will support the assassination of Mojtaba Khamenei if he refuses to give up the nuclear program - Wall Street Journal He didn't destroy the nuclear facilities? lmao
BREAKING: Trump is now calling it his terrorist war a “short-term excursion” He’s completely rolling back his original goals and rhetoric.
>>530323426Iran can't actually control the strait of hormuz with just drones, because the counter already exists. so oil will go back down.
THEREGIMEHASCOLLAPSED
>>530323932lol nope
>>530323932but it's only been going 10 days ;)
well well well
>>530324006That explains the market bounce, wall street knew hours ago
>>530323680Reserves for 3 days btw
>>530323485Weren't y'all taco munchers saying last month that Trump wouldn't even attack to begin with?
>Destruction of a power plant in Karaj.
>>530323746Why do people take prefessor “the Punic wars never happened” Jiang seriously? Is it just hopeful thinking?
>>530324013The counter being larping as chink ships?
>>530323999he hasn't achieved any of his initial goals
>>530323983Jew tells the truth in Hebrew-israel is losing the war.https://x.com/AlonLeeGreen/status/2031094340026507301?s=20Nice try JIDF pedophile. Everyone lnows youre paid and everyone hates you.
>>530323869keep bombing random mountains. that will show em
>>530324074nah that's because he said ships are crossing the strait which is true
יש פה מישהו?
>>530324093Thats old footage kike
>>530323658Jews dug a tunnel for ships to pass through
>>530323594lying to themselves is all they have really.
>>530324089It's not a chicken out if you do nothing miggeretard
So what did America get from this excursion
>>530324128fuming
Unlike old and AI slop kikes are posting, CBS news confirms live Iranian missiles are getting through and striking Tel Aviv beachhttps://x.com/CBSNews/status/2031113078390046806?s=20
>>530324159lo
>>530324221שמעת על משהו בעמק האלה
>>530324006This is absolutely the right thing to do. Declare victory after bombing Iran a bit more then pull out.
>>530323983I can't take Macron seriously because I know that his wife was a creepy pedo teacher who stalked and groomed him
>>530324245>Tel Aviv beachoh nonot the sand
>>530324076Broadest measure of global reserves is about 2 bn, or 100 days Hormuz worth but getting even close to that term means big trouble for everyone
>>530322859But it already exists, it goes to the Red Sea. Somehow people don't know it exists and made the news today, which added to the oil price dump. Clown market, but whatever.It would be a shame if a random Shahed blew it up
>>530324245>Blowing up a beach
>>530324093aurora borealis
>>530324113quite a few amerigoyim have suffeciently been distracted from Epstein.are you still sure he didn't accomplish "any" of his initial goals?
>>530324221A grown pedo man mutilated your cock as an infant, sucked your cock, and gave you herpes. You walking lampshade psychopath hahahah
Lookner hasn't been on today. The war is officially over.
>>530324221kek'd and saved the pakijeetleaf
>>530324199Why are you so angry?
>>530322859They have one but the capacity is about 5million barrels per day and was already half-used. So about 2 million barrels a day of the "trapped" oil has been able to leave the gulf since the war started
>>530324203The US military farmed valuable experience from testing its capabilities.
>>5303243106 million sand grans were 'glassed'
>>530324354He said he's traveling today, no live streams :(
>>530324159>ש פה מישהו?אני עושה שעות נוספות
>>530324352nothing is funnier than a muslim accusing others of being pedophiles >Yandex Browserlmao magomed
>>530324352show hand paki
>>530324373Chat GPT response
>>530324093Damn we hitting power plants? Nice
>>530324402Show forskin kike. Jews aren't White.
>>530319743>There is nothing to fight Iran over they literally lost everything besides the IRGC.This would be an unequivocal L for USreal, because it shifts the power inside Iran even more to the fundies.The "normal" navy and army (forget the airforce it is irrelevant) of Iran is pissed off at the preferential treatment IRGC gets, while they are being left with hand-me-downs, old Pahlavi gear, and Cold War tech.The Trump/Netanyahu approach was never capable of changing anything, because these jokers - who suffocate their own republics under a shitflood of fundies - were incapable of understanding that to destroy the regime, you're must leverage the non-religious police and armed forces against their religious competitors.If someone like Rouhani or Khatami managed to re-establish themselves "to save the Republic from excesses committed in the name of Allah pbuh yadda yadda", and got Karroubi and/or Mir-Hossein Mousavi/Zahra Rahnavard released, they could probably launch a fairly quick and bloodless coup, IF the IRGC had been more decimated than the secular military and police, and IF the Guardians had been wiped out (the latter putting a hold on the promotions, because every promotion must be vetted by the Guardians before it is even "voted" upon).Neither is the case here.
>>530324373They didn't know they could hit targets with missiles before?
>>530324013>mines>speedboats>subs>missiles>sea drones17 ships have been hit already
>>530324373kek, that's probably a good point, I wonder how Chinese military planners are viewing this
My jew brothers, the shia dogs are completely done, just got the message via email about picking up extended exports for next quarter for in Kharg. I want to say thank you with all my heart for you benjamin netanyahu. These dogs are finally put outside.
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>>530324392ראה >>530324269
US/Epsteinite/Baby dick sucker embassy hit in Israelhttps://x.com/swilkinsonbc/status/2031109312005693467?s=20
>>530324352Note they don't say you're wrong>>530324399>>530324402>t.
>>530323125Very Stable Genius™
>>530324467kike
>>530323426Yes, people are coping because they don't understand the mechanics of the oil logistics
>>530323834>he heasn't been seen since before the war startedHe hasn't been seen much before the war started either.
>>530324380>Lookner takes a day off to travel>Trump declares a temporary pause in hostilities
>>530324184That's a refueling station for cargo ships
>>530324509not worth a response nafri
>>530324509They think their god wants them to mutilate and then suck the cocks of infants...
>>530322229BASED
>>530324109because Iran gave Shaheds to Russia, Ukraine had years to develop cheaper, faster drones that can shoot them down. those guys have already been sent to the Middle-east to help the gulf states use the tech so Iran is going to be left with no deterrant and no negotiating position.
>>530324152pure fucking copeTrump cucked out because oil was about to hit $200 It's over Jew, you lost
>>530324403No, but seriously. If the U.S. military learned anything from this experience it’s that Iranian drones possess a more serious threat than ballistic missiles.
>>530324574You are literaly a nafri How can you larp as a White when Whites gased your bubbi in holly?
>>530324013*laugh in ukrainian*
>>530324354
>>530324352
>>530324438the earlier war v Iran was actually the first usage of F35s in combat. this war was the first time the US has used mass drone strikes, possibly also including AI guidance. turns out they both work really well.
>>530324629>those guys have already been sent to the Middle-east to help the gulf states use the tech so Iran is going to be left with no deterrant and no negotiating position.Just like my Avengers!
>>530322896>you have to go pick it up from somewhere?nah just have to get out of bed because it's too far for my hands to reach>>530322990>get one of my wisdom tooth extractedHad mine removed a few years ago, two teeth each time. It's not fun. Better to do it in the military because you get gimelim and it's free. Although when you extract teeth there's always this feeling of making progress.
>>530324702>US 80%Wait, what? So your parents had your dick mutilated at birth, but you're not even jewish or muslim? What the actual fuck man
really?
>>530324893You are Muslim and you come from countries with higher circumcision rates though.
>>530324632https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/greek-operated-tanker-with-saudi-oil-cargo-sails-through-hormuz-ship-tracking-2026-03-09/
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>>530323485you order those and get home and they're fucking soggyI used to work at TB as a teen and the walk in closet had flies buzzing the meat which turned brown. they would have it open in dish tubs. big 5 gallon industrial size dish tub full of brown uncooked beef and flies ignoring the 42 degree Fahrenheit they are set it. Not 35 a fridge should be set at. rancid overnight.the food poison was off the chart
>>530321806>I WANT AN INSANE SEPHARDIC GF SO BADLYthis should be easier.anon cannot understand why mizrahim are so little appreciated.
from the horses mouth
>>530322141Yes, this sums it up.One is a washed-up worn-down force that has been constantly shat at by everyone, because they used to be a tool of Pahlavi repression and after the revo nobody left in Iran trusted them much.The other is the elite which gets the newest gadgets, but they only take you if you match their standards of "purity".(And like with the SS, "newest gadgets" does not automatically mean "bigly firepower". To the contrary, IRGC are more of an irregular warfare force. The fact that they control the missile arsenal nonwithstanding - the SS also got dibs on King Tiger panzers but they were still not primarily intended as regular full-strength divisions with all the conventional gear.)
>>530321304>>530321304>>530321304>banned me againYou fucked up kike.Daily reminder that all the "no tail" and furfag posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize degeneracy across the board.Same trannies who shill for Jewkraine and make the /uhg/ threads btw.There is no "russian" poster, it's all fake and gay anon.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990
>>530324245>CBS news confirms live Iranian missiles are getting through and striking Tel Aviv beachDid you even read the tweet you posted? It doesn't say anywhere they hit the beach.Are you actually this retarded?
>>530325533>bragging about saving israelew
>>530322141Addendum: Anon is fairly sure that all the naval successes Iran ever had were due to the IRGC navy hitting tankers.Whenever the regular navy got involved in a fight, they got splattered quickly.Picrel is corvette Hamzeh of the regular navy.It used to be the royal yacht of the Pahlavis. Built in 1936 by the Dutch. Unaffected by the war so far, because it's based in the Caspian.The remaining larger shits of the regular navy is the newest frigate, which like the Dena is based on a 1970s Vosper design, of which 3 55-year-old vessels also remain in service (a founrth was sunk under Reagan already).Most of the IRGC vessels were built after 2000, and usually to designs that are fairly modern.
>>530322864I just don't understand how you can worship another people. Do evangelicals have no honor? No self respect?
>>530322305>Sarah WikinsonHamas apologist boomeroid. Anon wants better sauce, this one is rotten.
