I'd like to see ol donny blumpft wriggle his way out of this one...ah well, nevertheless...
>>530335241I blame that like Cramer
>>530335241What is the cause for the drop?
>>530335241>strategic reserves releasewe'll see how long that lasts
>>530335357The operation is over.
>>530335241 Last Updated: Mar 9, 2026 at 7:56 p.m. EDT Delayed quote$89.03-5.74 -6.06%
>>530335357jim cramer tweeted exactly at the top ($119)
>>530335357Iran announced all Arabs and Europeans who kick out US embassy from their country are free passing with Iran military protection.
>>530335241
Last Updated: Mar 9, 2026 at 8:02 p.m. EDT Delayed quote$87.68-7.09 -7.48%
>>530335799
>>530336021You can find thread about it here on pol, there is where from I get it.
>>530335567Always do the opposite of what this guy says
>>530335357Massive fed dumping, it'll come back with a vengeance
>>530336168I saw it, but it's not the cause of the drop because no one will follow it.
>>530336269Dumping what? America doesn’t have large strategic reserves
>>530335421>N-NOOOOO!!!! EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A ZERO SUM GAME IN EVERY DIRECTION OR MY SHITTY PILPUL DOESN'T WORK!! Hang yourself, shitskin kike. Abraham and Allah both boil in shit together in Hell.
>>530335357TACO
>>530336409>foreigner that has no idea about America makes a definitive statementWhatever you say, bulbhead. You will never be allowed here. You are insignificant. You are ignorant. We have oceans of oil here. You're pathetically squirming at this point. We'll bomb any country we want and you'll just absorb more shitskins while we laugh and laugh at your impotence and continue driving all day every day, unlike you Europoors.
>>530336667USA imports oil.
>>530336552>wins immediately with no effort>"N-NOOOOO!!! Y-YOU HAVE TO KEEP ATTACKING OR ELSE MY FAGGOT NARRATIVE OF AMERICA BEING NAZI AGGRESSORS COLLAPSES! N-NOOOOO!!!" Why, do you want more brown children to die? So do I.
>>530335567this was actually astounding. he might be cursed
>>530336826What did you win Miggroid?
>>530335567LMAO. every time
>>530336776>can't understand AmericaYeah, we're strip-mining the world of its resources for our funny money. We can just go isolationist and you retards won't even be getting our funny money anymore. The US played the world. You are retarded doomed faggots as a result. It's funny to me. Meanwhile we have so many untouched reserves literally the rest of the world could die and we would be more than fine. Foreign faggots are so propagandized and ignorant it's hilarious to dunk on you constantly.
>>530335241I know markets can act irrational longer then you can stay solvent but these markets have been acting insane for a year and a half now, commodities are like slot machine recently
>>530335357Trump surrendered
They control the stock markets. They keep the price of silver down too.
>>530335567This guy has made me so much money over the years.
>>530336917The world has less desert jeets in it. Huge win.
>>530336776You got your 3 minutes of being right. How did it feel?
>>530335241YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME TO BUY YESTERDAY WHEN PRICE SPIKED TO 120 TELLING ME IT"LL KEEP GOING UP, I LISTEN TO YOU BIZ FAGGOTS AND BOUGHT WITH MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS. NOW MY WIFE MOVED TO HER PARENTS HOUSE AND MY KIDS REFUSE TO TALK TO ME! I"VE LOST EVERYTHING THIS MORNING AND ACTUALLY OWE BOOKIE 200k TO COVER MARGINS! THIS IS LAST TIME I AM LISTENING TO YOU BIZ!
>>530336917More dead shitskins in the world, especially the children that died (if that was real, but no proof on that). Always a net positive.
>>530335241Lol these threads are my favorite, trolling non-traders.
>>530335421it's not strategic release. it's 100m venezuela stolen oil being distributed
>>530335357Trump said the war is over.
>>530335241Pol is overrun by kikemulatto zoomer abominations with endocrine disorders and a cognitive ceiling of 85 IQ, so its hardly surprising they're wrong yet again.
>>530335567There has got to be some kind of demon he reneged on. No one is this consistently wrong holy shit.
>>530335357IAE members dumping 400 million barrels from strategic reserves.This will last about 20 days and accounts for roughly 40% of the world's strategic reserves.
>>530335241the call has been made, you fucking third world shitskins got btfo.
>>530336667I’m American dumbass I’m here on vacation
>>530337336Lol the cope. Whatever you say, Somali refugee bulbhead. Pathetic.
its funny watching the commies go ape shit over trump winning the warthey literally need to kill themselves
>>530336826OK, I accept your fictional victory, so long as we can all get on with our lives and put this retardation behind us
>>530337409kek yes
Yes yesterday all the queers here were pissing their panties that Trump destroyed the world economy. Now they are all acting like they were being ironic or whatever...just like a sniveling faggot would.
>>530336667Biden dumped all our reserves because oil was like $130 under his admin.
>>530335241just wait two more weeksthat's when it begins...
>>530337409Shows you what malleable weak cunts they all are, doesn't it? They were against the war, and then when military operations end they call Trump TACO. Well, the Epstein files and their endless sperg-out over it when Trump wasn't connected and their complete disinterest in any other materials (that include all their leftist gods, natch) reveals they don't have any central beliefs or values. They are disgusting abominations and should be hung on lamp posts at this point.
>>530337484By fictional you mean real? Where shitskin muzzies died and the world is a better place as a result? I agree
>>530337502Jill thinks the Iranians captured a 4 star general? She thinks delta force took a pic of themselves parachuting from a Chinook at 30 ft?
>>530337545>Trump destroyed the world economyHe was about to. Then he got “tired” and said the war is “pretty much complete” and that’s all she wrote. This is the best possible outcome for everybody, considering how he started this. He had no defined objective and no way to stop Iran from closing the pool.
>>530337122Imagine listening to /biz/raelis
>>530337617>thinks all available oil was drained forever in America because some old retard released strategic reserves>Thinks because things are reported that is the whole truth of material realityNGMI
>>530337801Yes
>>530335357US dumped its entire strategic reserve to buy themselves 5 days lol
>>530335421Congratulations on purchasing the generational top of oil. Enjoying being a baggot
>>530335567You follow this jew you get what's coming to you.
>>530335357releasing the reserves and Trump's bluster about the war being close to over. Trump is desperately buying time, but if he can't solve the issue, the prices are just going to go up again.
>>530335357Trump raised his eyebrows and the oil prices knew to drop
>>530337027trumps probably just manipulating the market so his buddies can get richer
Brownoids constantly thinking they're winning even when they lose is peak IZZAT.
>>530338250>Maybe if I make stuff up people will believe me! Nice VPN, shitskin. Coping, malding, and D E S P E R A T EESPERATE
>>530337857I thought we were reliant on Iran deciding the war was over. are you saying that Iran could claim the war is still going while actually they are unable to control hormuz? or that they will generously declare the war is over and allow the strait to be used as before after being heavily bombed?
>>530339098Well, that’s the big question right now. Seems like Iran can keep going until they run out of missiles, launchers, or people. So the US/Israel will probably have to make concessions if they want to end this.
>>530335567Amazing. Itd be nice to have a book thats nothing but predictions by cramer that turned out to be 100% wrong and the opposite happened. Itd be a long book. I used to have a lot of his posts on a phone that got damaged and the SD card got damaged. Years of posts. Dont care to go back now and archive it all again.
>>530335567>says prices wont be effected>oil spikes>says price per barrel could soar even higher>oil collapseshe literally was on both sides of the issue and was wrong each timeHow can one man be so wrong 100% of the time? It's actually impressive.
How can nothing ever happen if nothing always happens?
>>530339966By something always happening, there is in fact nothing happening at all. It's called Chud's Conundrum, not to be confused with Chud's Law
>>530337094Same. I lost around £70k in first two years of trading listening to him. Then started doing exact opposite and his calls have netted me around £300k over 4 years.Truly magical.
>>530337103>>530337136They will still outbreed you.
>>530335241LMAOmarkets are so fake and gay just wait a couple of days
the migger cope is hilarious. they actually think it's over because kikes manipulated the paper market to temporarily stave off 120. as if being up at 90 from 70 is a good thing. as if there has been any positive news to give a reason for oil backing off. it's going to grind right the fuck back above 100.this is identical to when retards gloated after gold broke 4k the first time and backed off. then they said the same thing when it broke 5k and backed off. where is gold now? fucking 5k still lol
>>530341072Hello there what web sight lets me buy oil futures and what’s the Tucker symbol or contract name or whatever it’s called if I want to bet on the price of oil
>>530335241Never cared about oil prices. Zognald spent 5 bil of us tax dollars on israel again.
>>530335567Top kek. This could be his best "call" since Bear Stearns.Dennis Gartman was good for a while too, but didn't have the longevity of Jimbo.
