I have been trying to become a prison guard for a long time now. I was rejected because somehow my online posts were known by the corrections department and they knew that I posted online about wanting to be a prison guard and my obsession with forcedfeeding. I have no clue how they knew about my post history but they did.
>>530343397Screenshots?
>>530343397STFU poojeet
>>530343450They told me over the phone, they didn't say 4chan but they said online activity and I don't post anywhere else or have social media that talks about this stuff.
>>530343397>>530343540I've seething pic a million times so bait but I honestly believe it in some way.
>>530343397Id go cell to cell with a home made bolt gun (night time) and deliver mercy right into their tax draining skulls.
>>530343397>try to get a government job>wtf do you mean the government has been spying on me?how new r u?
>>530343397Sure thing Ranjeet
>>530343668I was rejected for the opposite reason, they knew I had tons of threads and posts about how much I love the idea of forcedfeeding them, the idea of forcing them to eat to keep them alive even when they're trying to hungerstrike to death. They got the impression it was a fetish and apparently that's a concern because then I might encourage them to hunger strike just to forcedfeed them.Lots of people who they reject are rejected because they have a prison related fetish and that can impede of the operations of the prison.
>>530343397A zoophile vore fetishist got rejected from a job where he would force feed many innocent and guilty people. Based.
>>530343685I thought it was only at really high levels like CSIS operative (our CIA) or a diplomat or something.
>>530343540you should ask what evidence they have of thishow do they know it's you?
>>530343770How do you know I like Zoophilia and Vore?
>>530343397You should've have posted on the /k/ thread, it's run by the RCMP straight out of miramichi.
>>530343826That's what im wondering, my heard sank when they asked and i was too embarassed to get into it because i didn't even want to know what they knew or saw.
>>530343789Ots because youre Canadian
Might be lying to get you to say oh, yeah well... Why would you force feed people. Guards are there to somewhat keep peace because it's the prisoners homes. Unless it's blatant rule breaking or shake down not much you should be doing to people. One officer said of his female coworker that thought she was boss in their house that a big dude picked her up like a battering ram and smashed her repeatedly into safety glass until she died. That would be you.
>>530343751>Lots of people who they reject are rejected because they have a prison related fetish and that can impede of the operations of the prison.you got rejected for a perfectly valid reasonbecome a cop instead
>>530343751That’s really funny even if it’s not true
>>530343906>Why would you force feed people. Guards are there to somewhat keep peace because it's the prisoners homes. Unless it's blatant rule breaking or shake down not much you should be doing to people. One officer said of his female coworker that thought she was boss in their house that a big dude picked her up like a battering ram and smashed her repeatedly into safety glass until she died. That would be you.You realize forcedfeeding is a standard procedure right? You think prisons let prisoners just starve to death?>>530343921>become a cop insteadYou need very very very wealthy and powerful parents to become a cop.
>>530343829Well, you're Canadian and they're all sexually fucked up
>>530344270I still feel like im on the more extreme end lol. I used to draw anal vore.
>>530343397Congrats on finding that out. In my case, they shared my posts with people at the research institution where I worked. Once i started catching on certain intel-connected researchers were asking questions a bit too connected to my 4chan posts, they hacked all my devices and introduced themselves. They started manipulating the living shit out of me and destroyed my life, got me fired, and I haven't gotten a job since.I even reported them to the oversight committee on intelligence, since what they did to me was in violation of the Constitution. Took a year for them to process the complaint, and i got back a reply saying the domestic intelligence service had been criticised in my case, but they could not elaborate due to national security.I can't even sue for damages. They completely destroyed my life, you have no idea.
>>530343450it's pilot leaf holy fuck you guys are retarded whoever believed that story is so dumb he should forever disconnect from internet
>>530343397It's okay bro, wagie life isn't that bad
>>530344700But i can't become a wagie now, they rejected my fucking application
My 4chan post got me a job with the nazis down in agartha
>>530344397You sound like a sick fuck. You probably have a csis file, faggot.
>>530343397>I was rejected because somehow my online posts were known by the corrections department4chan posts? I don't buy it. >They told me over the phone, they didn't say 4chan but they said online activity and I don't post anywhere else or have social media that talks about this stuff.I've gotten weird phone calls right after posting in certain threads. There's no one on the other side and after a few hellos they hang up. Caller ID is some random string of numbers I can't call back.But this is nothing in world where your WiFi router can track every movement in your house and vaccines have microchipped billions around the world.
>>530343540They don’t say over the phone they send email.Just shut up stop posting.
>>530344397Yeah, I am sure Americans do actual anal vore on fetlife. Nothing burger
>>530343751Fucking kek. I'd hire you. If just to keep the state funds rolling in from all the riots
>>530343751>Lots of people who they reject are rejected because they have a prison related fetish and that can impede of the operations of the prison.Yes, prison guards getting caught violating laws against torture is bad for the prison. No fucking shit, eh?
>dream job>prison guardlol this is clearly bullshit, no point in even reading the rest of this garbage
>>530344539Were you working directly for the Norwegian government? Contracted? They wouldn't harass you that much unless you're some important figure or directly working with sensitive details about the globohomo world empire.
>>530344903I didn't do anything illegal>>530345032LOLhunger strikes already happen and innmates do get forcedfed.This isn't exclusive to me. In fact one reason they forcedfeed is to prevent riots after prisoner deaths.>>530345056Forcedfeeding isn't considered torture unless it's done without reason.Forcedfeeding is standard operating procedure, you think prisons will let people starve?>>530345078That's literally your dreamjob too, you are ragebaiting.
>>530343397Niggers tongue my anus. Can I be a professional nigger whipper now?
>>530344672Crumb of context
>>530343751Not gonna lie this is a very creative shitpost8/10
>>530344539At that point just pipe bomb the faggots
>>530343397>my obsession with forcedfeedingwhat?
>>530344908Plenty of the projects I worked on were ordered by the energy sector, industrial sector, and I worked in corridors and with people who had military projects. This website is run by glowniggers top to bottom, and the idea is to frame the conversation and neutralise potential radicalisation threats. They treat us like complete shit and will bully you until you lose everything and become suicidal as fuck. Literally sociopathic fucking freaks. >>530345536Nigger im not a terrorist. I was put under complete video surveillance, followed irl were they made it obvious I was under surveillance. I was relentlessly bullied using every piece of data they had on me for like two years until i had lost my job, been forcefully admitted to the looney bin and completely discredited amongst family, friends, coworkers etc. They are sociopathic fucking freaks with no morals. Nobody will believe me, and I'm not going to live this joke much longer, but im going out alone, not shaming my family by killing random people because the intelligence services are sociopathic power-abusing cunts.
>>530345608I like the idea of someone trying to die via starvation (since that's the only way to suicide in prison') but me coming in and being like "Nope!" and they get strapped down and forcedfed.
>>530345792>since that's the only way to suicide in prisonNice larp thread op. But yeah fuck you. Some of us lost everything because of this shit site
>>530343397All of this is bullshit.Fuck niggersFuck kikesFuck jeetsFuck jannies(But clean it up, jannies)All fields.
>>530345985You are ragebaiting and trying to derail my thread.>>530346007Enjoy your ban
>>530345792>I like the idea of someone trying to die via starvation (since that's the only way to suicide in prison') but me coming in and being like "Nope!" and they get strapped down and forcedfed.That's so retarded and funny lmao
>>530346104How is it funny? It's a huge issue that's debated internationally.But yeah imagine a prisoner is like "I HATE MY LIFE I HATE NOT HAVING A BIDET I HATE BEING BORED ALL THE TIME I DONT WANT TO LIVE I ALSO HATE THE FOOD HERE"Then i come in and im like"yeah i eat steaks and enjoy life, time to stay alive for me"
>>530345209>Forcedfeeding is standard operating procedure, you think prisons will let people starve?Okay, but the fact that you find some form of pleasure from the thought of doing this to people is the first step towards you violating anti-torture laws.
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>>530346174And that's why they rejected me, plus they believefd i would entice prisoners to hunger strike so i would have an excuse to forcedfeed them
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>>530345209I don't dream about working lol
>>530346371Yeah you're baiting, nobody wants to do nothingI would believe you if you said you would prefer being a cop, astronaut, or vet
>>530343397>Dream Job>prison guardTHAT is what you aspire to? That is a shitty, thankless, low paying job that will destroy you psychologically and possibly physically. If you want to force feed people, go be an orderly at an anorexia treatment clinic
>>530343397Bullshit. I also work a government job with background checks and they've never said shit and I've posted on 4chan almost daily since 2008.
>>530343397They wouldn't let me into the RCMP when I got a boner talking about hitting uncompliant suspects. Pussys. No wonder law enforcement is fucked in this country.
>>530343751Are you sure you didn't fill in the worong email adress on your application? Like Analvorefeeder69?
>>530343397Fake and gay. Kys, you disingenuous faggot.
>>530346171You weirdo, I bet this is some kink for you
>>530343397Ive been posting here for ever and openly hate niggers and jews irl. I still have my security clearance.
>>530346806That's because you're a glownigger and are assigned to monitor 4chan threads.
>>530344908>answering phone calls from numbers you don’t recognize >answering phone calls at all>ISHYGDDTThat’s where you fucked up, anon. In this VERY fake and gay hypothetical scenario, the only correct behavior is to recognize your cell phone exists/is maintained for the sole purpose of fulfilling your communication needs AT YOUR CONVENIENCE. The cell phone is not paid for as to provide strangers/other meat sacks the convenience of summoning you instantly.
>>530343751>Lots of people who they reject are rejected because they have a prison related fetishfuck off lmao
>>530344672Hall monitor thread.
>>530346467>That is a shitty, thankless, low paying job that will destroy you psychologically and possibly physically. If you want to force feed people, go be an orderly at an anorexia treatment clinicFirst off, it's the opposite of a shitty job, it's a job that you'd do for free, even if the pay was $0.Second, it's extremely high paying, it's one of the highest paying jobs in Canada. In America too, you make more than people tech/finance.Third, anorexic people can just commit suicide when they're at home, forcedfeeding them does nothing because they have so many means to suicide when not in the clinic.>>530346668Nope.
>>530344672This>>530346007Especially this>>530346318>>530346217Six-seven!!!!!!>>530346467My legitimately BPDx2(bi polar, borderline personality) psycho half-sister aspired for and obtained the position of Corrections Officer, after having completed the State Police training academy. Her sole reason was essentially the enjoyment of the power dynamic, and the benefits of knowing the blindspots in the prison’s closed-circuit TV(for beating inmates, of course). Side benefits included community “respect”(fear of retaliation), state-provided cruiser, and free access to similarly minded(psychopath prison guards, police officers) men to manipulate.
>>530343397I got turned away recently at a movie theater. I was surrounded by 3 huge African American boys and a middle aged white woman approached me and told me I won't be allowed in due to my recent online activity. I was honestly confused and outraged. I ended up going to my another spot and watched Hoppers which was pretty good and I get unlimited food and drink there
>>530347523Did she also like the idea of staring at innmates on the toilet and basically being like "yeah i can see you shit, nothing you can do about it." to flex power?
>>530347797Well, that wasn’t something she explicitly expressed having enjoyed, but is in line with the type of behavior she would exhibit, especially if the person expressed some particular aversion/discomfort with being watched while using the toilet. In the environment of a prison, or even some jails, one would not want to show such a behavior, as it is perceived as a sign of weakness, even though basically nobody enjoys or is comfortable with being watched in such a vulnerable position. Except maybe certain perverted voyeuristic public exhibitionists.
>>530347797Also, touching those who particularly don’t like being touched is another favorite pastime of police officers.
>>530348212>especially if the person expressed some particular aversion/discomfort with being watched while using the toilet.THATS EXACTLY MEIf the person doesn't care i don't enjoy it, it's the fact that they don't like being watched shitting makes me want to watch them shit all the more.