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So what's stopping some independent researcher from exhuming Epstein's body to check if he's actually dead and buried?

He's not cremated. We know where he's buried. His parents are buried nearby so DNA match-ups can be done to tell if they're related.

I'm so confused. This seems so simple and we can settle the debate on if he's still alive somewhere or not in less than 24hr with gene sequencing.
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>>530347208
Makes sense to me...
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>>530347208
"Independent researcher" here, what kind of sledge hammer would i need to access the samples contained therein. Asking for a friend in Minecraft.
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>>530347474
It's just polished rock decorations, crowbar them up, take out a bit of the body, put the rock back. Wa la.

I guess you can get arrested for exhuming a body without the right loicence or whatever but if you have access to a lab the DNA sequence analysis would be done well before anyone can find and arrest you if you put everything back how you found it.
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>>530347763
my buddy has a 3d printed unlicensed ghost sledgehammer, and i have a glass jar with some heated wire to test for Judaism, also a wood stake for the heart just in case and 3 wreathes of garlic.
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>>530347208
No jew judge is going to allow anyone to exhume Epstein and DNA test it.
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>>530348110
I mean like someone who works or studies at university with access to a lab and equipment, or maybe someone who works in commercial gene sequencing.

You and your bud can provide moral support or something.
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>>530348226
follow Jewish law and orders of Jewish judges, just go and get the prize, bodies are free in the cemetary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBNiaKiaZso
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Plisskin?
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>>530347208
Need someone brave enough to do it. You'd literally get protected by the general public. Just do it

While you're at it op, dig around the 19th hole on Trump's golf course
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>>530348226
Just don't tell em. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. It's only like a few years max in prison so no big deal even if you do get caught. I think settling the debate is worth it.
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>>530348300
what if we had a silver crucifix with Babylonian tax law etched onto it? Sorry, wish i had lab access but the whole covid 19 thing scares us simple American folk, maybe if we were to throw him in a pond, and if he floats, he is a witch?
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>>530347208
>just exhume a living person bro
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>>530348625
Well if the grave's empty then we'll know for sure won't we?

>>530348441
Isn't that just his hoe wife buried there for taxes or whatever? Who cares



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