Lol
>>530351665Trump is on a short clock. Iran is winning and is dictating terms despite what he says
>>530351665More market manipulation by the trump familyMAGA!
Send in the next wave
hope you bought the dip
>>530351730DonMak!DonMak! Sned in another DonMak!
>>530351724>Trump vaguely says something>Nothing materially has changed>Market starts to swing like a shitcoinYes, it's market manipulation not the fact that the market is retarded
>>530352153The market is retarded if they believe a damn thing Zion Don says.
>>530351665Should've bought the dip
>>530351665HOLY FUCKING KEEK! And to think all you miggers were acting cocky about oil going down. How can one group be so delusional?
>Quickly wiping out our smart munitions stock >Losing THAAD sites>Ensuring massive financial crisis in the future Surely China will make a go for Taiwan NOW
go back to fintwit wu
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>>530352291If China doesn't take Taiwan over this they are idiots. But they'll only move if Trump is actually retarded enough to drag it out to the point of absolute exhaustion.
>>530352278Well it's only up to 90. Still funny though considering the past 24 hours
>>530352488but muh GPUs
>>530351665the fuck
>>530351665>WE WILL DESTROY IRAN IF YOU KEEP THE STRAIT CLOSED >no one crosses still How long before Trump starts threatening them to cross the strait or they get bombed? kek
alright as long as it does not go above $95, we are metro-chillin
>>530352197They're gonna send escorts eventually to break the closing. That's how dumb they are.
>>530352558Oil always skyrockets during war time anon. Especially when the war is in the oil producing gulf states.We're going to be fucked for a loooong time after this unless Donny can manage to get those Venezuelan oil reserves up and running.
>>530351665Here's that K-shaped recovery you were promised.
>>530352697>Venezuelan oil reserves up and running.WRONG FUCKING OIL YOU MORON. Arab Light Sweet is the kind the world relies on, not Venezuela Heavy Trash Sour.
>>530352488They're already idiots by not just doing military drills right now, just to fuck with the Americans.
Hope you boys are brushing up on your human meat processing skills. It's gonna be family and neighbor sandwich meat days for the foreseeable future.
>>530352757You're not gonna have a choice pretty soon, lmao.
>>530351665MIGA sisters not like this.
>>530352757>WRONG FUCKING OIL YOU MORON. Arab Light Sweet is the kind the world relies on, not Venezuela Heavy Trash Sour.Didn't RFK Jr just ban seed oils? Why can't you just use them instead?
City of London has been busyl
>>530352941Then maybe we should stop being fags and figure it out.
>>530351665Zoom out
>>530352757It's not like Venezuela gives it for free.
>>530351665drill baby drill anonsan
>>530351665>orange nigger says the war is over>>price of oil plummets >hours pass since last truth social shitpost providing assurances of the war's end>>price of oil starts to surge back up>Simply announces the following day that war has never been more over than it is today>>price of oil plummets back downIs it really that simple, bros?
>>530351665Bump
>>530352618>They're gonna send escorts eventuallyWhat kinda escorts?
>>530355277no it will have diminishing returns. It only worked a few hours this time.
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