>he made a plea deal >no more pirate playing>no jail time>but had to get a job>and stay out of trouble
no more /pol/ now a full time walmart associate
>>530352058I would love to have Styx help me in the Fishing aisle with Crank Bait. Or helping me find out once and for all if Walmart stopped carrying Tapatio Doritos... if it's a supply issue... or if they have been discontinued by Frito Lay... Best goddamn flavored tortilla chip on the market... No where to be found...
>>530352058the superior wallshart anon
>>530352058Since the warrant is in another state I think police could just never care and let him sit there for months or years until he has another domestic
Does small town Vermont even have Walmart?I only saw Hannaford's when I was there.
>>530352058The problem with people like Styx is they think they're too good for shit like this. When really they'd be far better off being a regular jack-off.
>>530353089Oven trayParchment paperTapatio puddle225 degreesLong time, until it dries up. Depends on how thick you made puddleTake cheese knife, scrape dried puddle off parchment paper.Polvo TapatioAdd to nachos burritos quesadillas
>>530353465Everyone with a pulse is too good for $14/hr wageunctommery
>>530353578Nah. Working at Walmart, living in a small town, driving a cheap car, going home to you plain wife. All that shit is better than being a gay pirate on the run.
He's finally becoming a useful member of society.Follow his example, clankers.
>>530352058HE MADE A PLEA DEALHE CAN'T PLAY PIRATEHE BECAME A WAGIE
>>530352058three videos a day for ~10 years. nothing in 11 days. he was basically just parroting /pol/ posts so i guess nothing of value was lost. i'll just listen to asmongold instead when i'm doing my chores.
>>530353515Thanks anon.... Seriously. Tapitio powder to toss with my tortilla chips coming soon... :)
>>530352058post the break room faggot
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>>530353465Rather be a NEET than a wagecuck. In fact I'd rather die than work at a minimum wage job. I KNOW I'm too good for it. I can feel it in my bones.
>>530355086>I KNOW I'm too good for it. I can feel it in my bones.can you feel it in your plumbs? i make 87k in accounting. fucking hell, i could be unknowingly training an AI to do my job. if my job goes poof i have no problem going straight to scrubbing toilets or flipping burgers.
Is it shit to fucken turn down the body armor and just stack shelves? I don't wanna run the security game anymore. Less than a 950 a week to wear body armor and run a patrol solo... I'm seriously thinking about going on centrelink or stacking shelves.
>>530355577Yes. I know deep down shitty jobs are beneath me. Even being a politician is beneath me. Having to wear a suit every day, having to always think about how you look and what you say because everything you do is being filmed and photographed 24/7, having to serve somebody higher up in your party, or having to serve donors who see you as a whore. I don't care if it pays a billion dollars a second, it's not worth my time to be someone's slave.
>>530355025You almost got me lmao.
>>530356998>I don't care if it pays a billion dollars a second, it's not worth my time to be someone's slave.so you're not a slave to anyone? are you not a slave to the grocery store? your parents, who you likely live with?
>>530356998you deserve slaves yourself. how does that sound? i bet that gets you going
>>530357730Nope. Some jeet brings my groceries to me. And I live in a granny flat in the back of my parents house. its like having my own little house. Bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom. Its pretty sweet. Mum does my washing. Dad says I have to move out before Im 30 but Im only 22 now so Ive got lots of time.
Very cool, thanks for sharing!
>>530358387>And I live in a granny flat in the back of my parents house. its like having my own little house. Bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom. Its pretty sweet. Mum does my washing. Dad says I have to move out before Im 30 but Im only 22 now so Ive got lots of time.time for what? 'improving yourself'? staying single and having to settle for some fat bitch? ranking up in video games? tf? if this is really your situation and you're bragging about it, you're totally fucked. hopefully you're just trolling though.
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>>530352058Source? Did he turn himself in yet?
>>530352058How can degenerates like this be popular?He is a literal low life wannabe cult leader.
>>530358908>you're totally fucked. hopefully you're just trolling though.Obviously he's doing alright. He doesn't have to pay rent to you, christkike
>>530359754>Obviously he's doing alright. He doesn't have to pay rent to you, christkikehe said he's a NEET and basically making his parents his slaves. it's a pathetic existence. he says he will be kicked out at 30 but i'm sure he will use emotional leverage to stay until he's 40 or 50. if what he's saying is true, dude is totally lost. meanwhile he thinks he's winning.
>>530352058He's not capable of working a normal job. Like a child he throws a fit whenever someone tells him what to do.>>530354156Yeah but Asmongold has become unbearable lately with his boomer takes on Iran. If I wanted to hear that kind of MIGA rhetoric I'd just listen to Ben Shapiro.
>>530360182>MIGA rhetoricyou give israel more power by letting them live in your head 24/7
>>530360381Yeah that's why I'm taking a break from Asmongold.
