"Vlad, I think I fucked up. I bought some time on the Epstein Files, but Iran was supposed to fall by now. Can you get me out of this somehow?"
>>530359571ok, ok, i'll talk to my shlomos for youhow about you talk to your shlomos for me re. ukreene, ok?make sure no jooos get hurt, otherwise no dealtooodeldeedooo
>>530359571How did Don ask Vlad ask that? I don't quite get the contradiction your trying to make. US apparently hit 5000 targets in the first few days.
>>530359684They underestimated the resistance Iran would put up, and the people not rising up to oust their government like they were hoping. Trump thought this would be a quick decapitation strike to do what Russia wanted to do to Ukraine, but might be turning to Russia for support in brokering a peace agreement to save face.
I wish Trump putin alliance was real. I wish Trump took Ukraine away from libtards and gave it to putler. Then he could do deportations and if he gets called a nazi he could've said that Ukrainians were the real nazis.
>>530359571>remove blockades first, then promise me the clown stop sabotaging my ships. Then I'll send agents to unite iran under the banner of anti american. Ships need to pay a toll, and no one get hurt
>>530359857That last part, did you just make that up in your own imagination? Thats pretty cool
>>530359684>5000 targetsYeah and I'm Santa Claus
>>530359684too bad half where paintings, schools and parks with names like "police" in them
>>530359857Problem with peace is no one trusts america, they have one of the worst track records in history, trump especially, and then Israel in the mix, any peace would be the end of American power die to Iran demands
>>530359684Iran knocked out 5 THAAD radars worth $1billion each the first day with $25k slow flying drones.Iran won the war day one. The US should have figured out they'd lose when they were forced to flee from Yemen by the Houthis a year ago.
>>530359684Basically, he replaced 87 yrs old Khamenei who is against nuclear weapons and almost dead, with a Khamenei whose entire family was killed. Bombed a few hundred girls, made Tehran an ecological disaster, turned moderate Iranians against anything pro-US, guaranteed that hardliners will shoot protesters and anyone with a hint of anti-regime sentiment, shocked the world economically with months of wealth gone from Gulf countries and delayed cutting interest rates so that US debt is worth less, due to the inflationary shock supply chain chaos. The art of the shit.
>>530363032Who is this Thaad guy anyways? He must be pretty important if they're getting him all the way from South Korea to Israel to fix this whole mess.
