teacher, 40, dies in USAhttps://www.is.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000011869835.htmlschools jocks throw toilet paper rolls over teachers house, during school day which they skippedwhen teacher returns home, there is toilet paper everywhereshe slipped on paper and hurt her headshe died on the same night at the hospital under management of head doctor>18 year old jock got a sentence for "unintentional causing of death of a teacher"other students got sentence for "burglary and illegal entry"
>>530365260>Killed by Toiletpaper>just american things
>>530365260>get raped in prison because you wanted to prank your teacherkek, just mutt things
>nobody suspects the doctor
>>530365260How the heck do you slip on toilet paper?
>>530365393Its wet
>>530365260No, the teacher came out of the door, and they ran him over with a car while fleeing the scene.(At least if there aren't 2 similar incidents)
>>530365389if you die from sudden brain damage, your heart is probably prime transplant target, when your brain damage was not result of heart attack of course
>>530365476oh you are right but they only ran over him after he had already slipped on toilet paper roll and hurt his head, so we cant say for certainty which was the worst hit"North Hall High Schoolin opettaja oli tulossa yllättämään oppilaansa itse teossa. Hän kuitenkin liukastui ja kaatui pihallaan. Keppostelevat oppilaat hyppäsivät kahden eri auton kyytiin ja lähtivät ajamaan karkuun paikalta.Toisen auton kuljettaja ajoi paetessaan vahingossa Hugesin yli, kertoo poliisi."I somehow jumped over the part involving the car.
>>530365468wet tp is the least slippery substance on planet earth.
>>530365260Which one is Devon, and which one is Cornwall?
>>530365393The teacher was a curry nigger and it triggered the fight or flight response
>>530365260>killed by medical malpracticeDoctor error is routinely the #3 cause of death
>>530365389400,000 medical malpractice deaths every year. third leading cause of death.I got into an argument with a dedicated midwit writing these long rambling diatribes who even concluded that AEMT *did* kill 100,000 but it's wrong to call it malpractice because that's a legal term and suing only happens in 11,000 cases a year.the intubation was what was killing covid patientsI wonder if a modern Ozzy Osbourne could get as famous signing about the Death Machine. war pigs? no one suspects the sociopath surgeons
>>530365664oh this was in vowelland? hopefully your socialized and homogenous medicine isn't intentionally murdering people like ours does.
>>530365664Georgia the state. they ran him over. and then stayed to help while they waited for medics. terrible situation. no lessons to be learned.one of our teachers died on a field trip. geology expedition hiking in the sun and he had a heart attack at like 45 and died in front of all the students.a pair of kids were car surfing and the driver missed a stop sign but decided to stop anyway so slammed on the brakes halfway through the intersection, one kid landed in gravel on the shoulder and was fine, the other kid hit pavement and vanished from the mortal plane.another time kids out drunk driving hit a tree and one in the backseat was decapitated somehow with the head landing in the front passenger's lap.do these things still happen? I feel like those stories were even more common in the 70s.
>>530365260How long until Orange Man declares toilets unconstitutional and requires all towns to have designated streets?
