AI bubble is about to pop, major companies are shipping shittier software than before, github had more outages this year than 2016-2024 COMBINED, this with the war with Iran will cause a major economic crisis
>github outages>aws outages >verizon outages>cloudflare outagesFuck it all nigga hahahah
>>530385574So are you telling me the Indians can code better than AI and we need them?
>>530385574My employer is moving to an offshoring model with the offshore teams using CoPilot to write software.The quality is going to be so shitty because Pajeet is going to use all the code from CoPilot, he won't understand any of it, he won't understand the business processes and you won't be able to get him on the phone without hearing the hustle and bustle of Mumbai, horns honking and shitty call quality.God damn I hate indians and business jews.
>>530385741no even worse the jeets are using AI to write code and have no idea what they're doing lol
>jews losing money>jews losing wars>jews losing hegemonyIt all happens all at once
>>530385574>hurr durr these unrelated things will cause an economic crisis
Giving normies and average Indians access to programming jobs was a huge mistake.
>>530385751you should hate microsoft too
>>530385803Yeah unrelated things producing the same effect add up, retarded nigger
>>530385803Hurr durr the economy is influenced by only one thing
>>530385751It's insane how many employers that run these huge companies are so fucking stupid when it comes to basic differences among people, throwing all common sense away so they can save a few extra bucks while making the work situation 10X worse. Damn near everyone at my company wants to quit at this point, but can't since the economy is shit and they need their job.
>>530385811>averageLooks like your phone autocorrected “any”
>>530385751We shipped our CAD office to Bangalore, and no joke I had a Teams call with a jeet, wearing a beater, in what looked like a favela tier house, with a cow looking in through the window.
>>530385741Indians are the ones vibe coding...
>>530385959>Damn near everyone at my company wants to quit at this point, but can't since the economy is shit and they need their job.This accurately describes my situation. I hate my job and company but it’s so rough out there right now that I’m just riding it out. My contract ends in mid 2028 so hopefully it’s better by then.
So this is all cover for AWS Tel Aviv getting hit again, right?
>>530385751>moving to an offshoring modelthis is what is actually going on, AI is just a screen it is also difficult for patriots like Trump to punish this - how do you tariff software? You can't.
>>530385574You still need manual review. Anyone who thought otherwise was a fucking grifter or a stockholder.
>>530386107that for some reason brought amazon's store down in the USA for a full day
>>530385574>AI bubbleNot only is it NOT a bubble. We have already entered the point of no return where improvement is exploding.
>>530386335devs using AI are also using AI for reviews lol
>>530386398opus 4.6 and codex 5.4 had regressions in some parts, they are just beanchmaxxing at this point
>>530385574THE LOSS OF PROFITS
>>530385574Culture matters more than expertise/potential. If you can't make friends, forget about it. If you can't befriend the recruiter lady, who's job is to give you a try, forget about it.
>>530385574>I understand why you would be upset about major outages triggered by AI-generated code, Mr. Bezos. Let me give you the Top 5 Reasons why AI-procured major outages is actually a good thing:> 1) It’s not just about outages — it’s also about learning and resilience. When AI-generated code causes an outage, it creates an opportunity for teams to analyze root causes, strengthen monitoring, and build more resilient systems. In other words, temporary disruption can accelerate long-term reliability improvements.> 2) It’s not just about mistakes — it’s also about iteration and continuous improvement. Every failure provides new training signals, better guardrails, and refined development practices. By integrating lessons learned into workflows, organizations can evolve faster than they would through purely manual processes.> 3) It’s not just about automation — it’s also about human-AI collaboration. AI-generated code encourages developers to shift their focus toward oversight, architecture, and strategic decision-making. The result is a more balanced partnership where humans guide direction while AI accelerates execution.> 4) It’s not just about individual incidents — it’s also about ecosystem maturity. High-profile outages highlight gaps in tooling, review pipelines, and deployment safeguards. Addressing those gaps pushes the entire software ecosystem toward stronger standards and best practices.> 5) It’s not just about short-term disruption — it’s also about long-term innovation. As organizations experiment with AI-assisted development, they unlock new productivity gains and creative approaches that would otherwise remain unexplored.
>>530386398shut the fuck up retard, claude can't even fucking count correctly, I use it for boiler plate shit and it always gets character counts incorrect even if you explicitly ask it for a certain length. tokenized prompts fuck up counts of any kind and will give you incorrect output 100% of time when aiming for accuracy.
>>530385668HAHAHAHAH I PUSHED SOME VIBE CODED SHIT INTO PRODUCTION TODAY WITHOUT ANY CODE REVIEWGOOD LUCK EVERYONE
Is hardware going to become any cheaper?
>>530385741Indians are the ones worshipping AI bro
Garbage in, garbage out.Poo in, poo out.You can't replace white people and maintain a civilization, because the only people that can match wypipo are Japanese, but they're hard to work with because they don't like learning new things.
>>530385751do you think this will end up punishing all software companies, even the ones that stay white if multiple layers of the stack are compromised with brown people?
>>530385788they'll still wind up on top
>>530387221>You can't replace white people and maintain a civilization,odd, maybe you should tell white people that.
>>530387079The problem is somewhere between your chair and your keyboard, aka skill issue.
>>530385574The "tech interview" where you get asked some inane riddle question has been completely useless ever since jeets found a site to post the questions they've seen and memorize the answers. Following this method you will only ever get memorize and regurgitate masters, perfect human mirrors for AI slop. Its no wonder they've all gone to shit; they did it to themselves with their "bar raising" bullshit, where now the bar has been raised by cheating frauds so that only other cheating frauds can ever reach it.
>>530387514I do. I tell jews too.
>>530385959First time?
>>530385741Jeets are worse than AI. The problem is that companies were bettering AI could augment a jeet to the level of a real human, and that isn't happening.
>>530385574looking forward to the day indian CEOs are summarily hanged to death
Can they hurry it up?
>>530385959>so they can save a few extra bucksIt's their fiduciary duty to maximize profits
>>530388276You can prioritize growth and long term profits over short term unless owned by PE that promised its SH to explicitly do the opposite
>>530385574No, almost all the best game developers were fired 5-6 years ago and DEI took over. Games now are shit, you're still buying them. Same for movies.
>>530385741it doesn't matter if ai or indians are inferior, if there is no alternative you have to put up with a lower quality product.
>>53038701710/10 post made me gigle
>>530388415You can, but as more companies prioritize short term gains, the companies reorient towards short term profits, but claim it's about sustainability(replacing competent workers with jeets and AI). No one really cares enough to correct it, because in the end the companies/equity holders are hoping they'll become classified as "too big to fail" when the nuts come loose.
>>530385574>Stage 1: denialAnd ofc it had to be a brownoid
>>530385574Accelerate. epstein axis must burn to the ground.
>>530385574>AI bubble is about to popUS went all in on it, they won't let it pop.
>>530385574175 dead school girls is a small price to pay to keep the stock market at 50,000.
>>530388790Fair and that’s covered in ISAIF actually
>>530385574>we're ALL IN on ai, you have to use it!!!>NOT LIKE THIS!kek, who would've predicted this
>>530385574Mankind can't proceed to AI because an actual AI would move past mankind.That means mankind is stuck with what it is.What it is: A few thousand years of different technologies and ideologies without having figured out anything that works, despite an abundance of resources, meaning all failure is caused by those in charge.
>>530388851The not-AI problem:1) keep going-can't deliver AGI because LLMs aren't an AI-will continue to make electronics unaffordable for normies by buying out the entire stock-will continue to increase the electricity prices, eventually making it impossible for normies to have electricity, unless they produce their own-will still be stuck in competition with other Western but also Asian companies, so no chance to downsize to reasonable levels-at some point: economy collapses because none of this is sustainable and even if it was: all the other companies that are also non-AI will cave in once one of them makes it, which creates the same process because they grew too large (system-critical yet unsustainable)2) stop it-economy collapses
>>530385574I read that Claude Code can now do COBOL, so I can't wait for some pieces of critical government and financial infrastructure to just break and shut down when someone uploads some AI vibe code fix to avoid having to pay the $500k salary for an IBM engineer to do it.
>AI can do anything bro>Fires everyone>Things start to break>Have to re-hire>Decide for jeets since they are cheaper>Everything fully breaksSpeedrunning the competency crisis is certainly an option
>>530385751We had to stay silent for a couple minutes during a call with an Indian dev once due to the unmistakable sound of a garbage truck emptying in his immediate vincinity
Everyone with a brain saw this coming but they'll all pretend like it's a catastrophe and get bailed out anyway
>>530385948>>530385927You’re a woman and you’re poor. Fucking Iran up is good for the economy, so are American tech advancements. You don’t own shit.
>>530385741Um anon, big tech laid off white workers to hire Indian vibe coders with no actual coding experience to maintain core OS-level functionality.
>>530387800So what you are saying is we need more Luigi's to step up their game.
>>530387593The whole premise of the AI-idol is that the skill of the human is no longer relevant. Oops.
>>530391380Okay sperg. You would have to be in the top .8% of earners to make more than me lol.>advancementsNigger can’t even follow a thread. It’s pathetic, honestly. You’re going to be angry for the rest of your little life
>>530385741THE STREET SHITTING NIGGERS ARE THE ONES PUTTING OUT THE VIBE CODEHow has everyone not figured this out yet!?JESUS CHRIST
>>530385574So THATS why Amazon was down the other day.They are literally breaking their own systems by turning them over to AI after firing their workforce
>>530385574*Vibe coded by IndiansDon't forget they laid off all the Americans they had and just outsourced to India and H1Bs with AI, whoops everything broke sorry
>>530385574Ai won, programmers lostLet that sink. You will be replaced
>>530392578nope, the management pushed for 'use AI' as they believed the lies it increases productivity, 'your eoy review will take into account how much AI you use', it's all mgmt class' fault who were pushed for these productivity gains by believing snake oil salesmen like scam altman, lets see who gets punished kek
>>530385574wtf is “vibe coded” even mean?
>>530387593ahh yesthat old chestnut
>>530393258Jeets type into a prompt to create code and just copy/paste code into code base without any consideration for testing the software.
>>530393258using AI code wihout review, as llms are all about generating statistically plausible code it seems good on a glance, until it fails in production, as it's just a dumb monkey generating statistically good looking output
>>530393258Ask chat gpt to code some function, plug it in to the codebase approximately where you think it's needed, run 3 test runs, as long as one passes save it and ship it. Let the higher up programmer debug your crap code and go get shawarma.
>>530385574Who would have thought??Why is "vibe coding" even allowed? You should be able to explain the logic of every single line. Oh well it seems like they insist on learning this the hard way.
>>530393544>shawarmaThat's Turkish food. Jeets in this case go and get cow poop mixed with curry in their goop scoop hand.
>>530393553if you have to human review every line of code it shits out the magical x10-x100 disappears and you're back to humanbspeed coding, there is no human that can review at speed this code shitters generate, the whole AI coding fantasy breaks down and bubble comes closer to popping
>>530386398Good thing a 50% success rate for a task is not what employers are looking for.
>>530385574sounds like a nice pretense to lay off some thirty-thousand useless mouths to feed.Efficiencies commander, efficiencies. Not a shekel nor drop of water must be wasted on the unworthy and unproductive.
>>530385574vibe coded or jeet coded?
>>530393923It must be shitting up codebases at an astounding rate. Better update all software to latest version before vibe coding, I guess.
>>530387017Bellissimo!
>>530393923ai is good for add fresh code. But we have scaffolding for this, for many decades. Metaprogramming too.AI vibecoding is a cope for retards who burn subsidized tokens making generic bullshit code.
>>530385574CANT WAIT TO BE REPORTED FOR WRONGSPEAK BY WINDOWS 12 SUBSCRIPTION
>>530385574this is going to happen but not because of vibe coding.https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=255058tl;dr - So let's run the presumptions here two ways -- "AI will replace half the white-collar jobs" and "AI will fail to replace any material percentage of white-collar jobs (<5%)"In the first scenario you just took half of the people at or above the median income and rendered them unemployed with no skill set applicable to the current market. This will collapse consumer spending, lead to mass mortgage and other consumer credit defaults throughout the space in people with formerly high FICO scores and ultimately collapse the asset markets all of which are levered to that debt which can no longer be serviced. At the same time federal tax revenues collapse as well since all of those people are net payers of tax at the federal and state levels, whether a state has an income tax or not (if you don't buy as much you also don't pay sales tax, etc.) The word "crash" understates what is coming if this is the case.In the second scenario the jobs remain except in the firms currently hyping and levered to AI. Most of those firms ultimately fail and their employees are rendered unemployed. However, most of those skills do translate into other IT-related positions, so while they lose their jobs and quite-likely take large pay cuts, never mind their stock grants being worthless, they do have a skill that is marketable in the current economy. This collapses asset markets, particularly the stock market which is wildly levered to AI being "successful" in producing the first scenario, but does not generally destroy the consumer economy -- although it certainly will dent it badly and will likely take half or more off the stock market simply due to where the gains are and the wildly-outsized spending those firms and their employees with insanely-high salaries and benefits will go "poof."The point is this: Both paths lead to ruin in the asset markets.
>>530385803do you not understand basic common law, nature or how physics works?
>>530385574Reminder that all the major engines crashed like 15% stock in hours because investors saw that google can make a shitty 1-minute "game" with no mechanics, 5 seconds of input lag, at 5fps, and they thought it was going to take over gaming.>inb4 muh AGIThey have been saying this for like 5 years at this point. Every time it's just "look, it can generate dogshit just in a slightly different way! :D"
>>530385781jeets already upload their code to github with the private keys still in it.