Given everything that has come out from Congress so far, it is all but a certainty that American troops will begin deploying to Iran. My guess is this will happen when oil prices go back above $100/barrel which will occur once the strategic reserves have been used up.The timeline I see right now is that active duty troops will be fighting in Iran in ~2 weeks, initially special forces but then later regular troops. Given low active duty from years of record low military recruitment, I imagine a draft process will begin shortly thereafter. With completion of training and deployment of the rest of us in three months.That’s fine by me. I accept my fate. My only question is if we get Indulgences from the Pope. After all, we are going to Iran to overthrow a Sarcacen despot. Surely we should receive Indulgences like our ancestors ~1000 years ago
>>530392167Have fun with that enlist today and stop posting here fed boy
>>530392167What came out of congress today?
>>530392167God is with Iran.
>>530392262God protects only the Strong
>>530392167You gonna ass fuck each other in the barracks lol. Your army provides free lube and condoms, no need to use lip balm.
>>530392262This >>530392353You have to be strong to resist the us military
>>530392353God is not with the sinner.
>>530392424Yes. Their Allah has certainly protected the religious leadership of Iran.O wait, no nvm. He didn’t. They all blew up
>>530392542You will die, and go to Hell.
>>530392167
>>530392167*jewsading
>>530392582That’s the reason I’m wondering if we get IndulgencesWhen we raid and pillage their villages, given that I am doing so against the enemy of God, I would like assurances that any sins committed against a Saracen will be forgiven
So whats the best way for getting out of the draft? My military friend says foot injuries or faking an inner ear disability usually works. How much do you think it costs to bribe doctors?
>>530392796God has no real enemy. God is omnipotent.
>>530392832This wouldn’t work for me, but I’ve heard people can pay for a substitute. You won’t be breaking your crusading vows if you fund another fighter to go in their place.
>>530392960God is omnipotent but humans are commanded to act in defense of the faith.Evil exists because of human free will such as Saracens willfully choosing not to follow Christ. We Christians therefore must fight to protect pilgrims, holy sites, and fellow Christians. This includes destroying Saracen despots if so called.
>>530393382God is omnipotent, and God is with Iran. You will not win this.
>>530393455Tehran currently looks like the modern day version of Sodom.And it is because God willed it.
>>530393667All you have is lie, and mockery. You are the weak one.
>>530393166>I’ve heard people can pay for a substituteIt's true. They're lining up outside home depot.It's not about oil, anon, it's about freeing women in Iran to be content creators
>>530393775The only “weak” one is the one who’s capital currently is covered in clouds and rains of sulfur and oil. Whose leaders have all been blown into tiny little pieces for the stray dogs to consume.We are strong. And God protects only the strong.
>>530394044You are weak, you will die, and go to Hell. Knowing nothing but pain and suffering.
>>530393861You’re right anon. But not just content creators. Think of our share of the war brides we’d get
>>530394273To dust you come, and to dust you will return.
What if we all enlist then once we get our weapons, simply turn around and march in jeruselum?
>>530394407Everyone want to fight to kill Israel. They are destined to perish.
>>530394236Unlike you, we actually distinguish between murder and killing in a just war.Augustine of Hippo and later expanded by Thomas Aquinas developed this and it is a central governing principle. Killing in a legitimate war authorized by proper authority is morally permissible.
>>530392167Yes. DEUS VULT
>>530394560Killing is just an act of cleaning. Filth and pest deserve exgermination.
>>530394407From Tehran to Jerusalem to Damascus. Acre and Aleppo. Cairo. Once we get the weapons I agree. Let’s reconquer all of the Holy Land. God wills it. And let the Jews and Saracens turn into a river of blood to freshly pave the roads
>>530394769You are a filthy sinner.
>>530394668Yes. And if so called I look forward to clearing the Earth of your type.And it’s spelled “extermination”… a word you and your ppl will soon be well acquainted with
>>530394968This is my world, this is my earth, and you are just a guest. You will die, and go to Hell.
>>530394273>bridesNo! These women will be freed. They won't have to marry. They will be part of the slutocracy - international blackmail scheme; they will get huge payouts of goybux from JP Morgan as victim-whores. No quarter for creepy men
>>530394864All men are sinners, the best we can do is cleanse our sins with the blood of the blasphemous
>>530395193I am the chosen ONE of God. Don't group me together with you.
>>530395317Impossible, you are fat and got wouldn't choose a fatty
>>530392692is this some kind of meme you're trying to force?
>>530394700Dumb bitch. Last thing we need is ragheads fucking up Christianity from within. Hasn't she learned anything from the English as an international language fiasco. It's ruined now by having to dumb down to esl
>>530392167war has no honour anymore, have fun getting blown up from beyond the horizon or by some zoomer with a VR headsetimagine how much of a fucking insane adventure the crusades must have been, you are from the middle of bumfuck nowhere and never even been outside of your area of europe, then travel across the whole continent and go to the holy land
>>530395414In all Heaven and EarthIn all that existed and will exist for all of EternityI, alone, am the chosen ONE of God.
>>530395476Nope you're too fat lol
>>530395537I am the eternal lover of God.
>>530395457Absurdism is how we crack jidf bots, now either join in or go be Ernest in an entrapment thread
>>530392167Are you tapping the sign?
>>530392167There's gonna be swarms of fiber optic FPV drones coming for you. Iran has trained in russian drone warfare. That's why they say they are ready for the US ground invasion. US military tactics and doctrine are not prepared for this. Just a dose of reality for you.
>>530392167YOUR NOT CRUSADING SHIT FAGGOTS!PROTESTANTS WILL NEVER BE CRUSADERS! Bunch of heathens!
>>530392167you're not crusading , israel made a mess and you'll clean it up while they sit back and laugh
>>530392167fighter jets are unironically flying over my house rn
>>530396267GOD WILLS IT!
>>530395108Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
>>530392353it's over for kikes
>>530392167>DEUS VULT
second millennium of Eurogoys being epic zogged jewcattle LET'S GOOOO!! FOR JEWRUSALEM!!
>>530392167Indulgences just reduce your time in purgatory. You can get a plenary indulgence right now by saying certain prayers. Also this pope wont do anything based.
>>530395108NO THIS IS MY WORLD NOT YOURS OR HIS AND I GAVE EVERYTHING TO TRUMP SO PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>530395317THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE PRIDE MY CHOSEN ONE WILL NEVER HAVE PRIDE BECAUSE PRIDE IS A GRAVE SIN THE WORST OF ALL SINS THAT LEAD KIDS TO GRAVES THAT LEAD LIARS TO HEROES THAT LEAD RELIGION TO A WALL THAT FORCES GIRLS TO WEAR HOODS! YOUR PRIDE IS WORTH NOTHING IN MY EYES AND YOU ARE FAR FROM MY CHOSEN ALL YOU WANT IS SELFISH THINGS SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR LIES YOU ARE FAR SO FAR FROM A CHOSEN GROUP HELL EVEN JEWS ARE CLOSER THAN YOU ARE!
>>530392167Pretty crazy if they think this is going to work the same way it worked after 9-11. Completely different zeitgeist.
