This one simple spell would solve many of the world's problems.
>>530394812Bombing the Amish?
>>530394880That ain't the Amish wall in the background.
>>53039481218 million neurotic inbreds are ruinging the world for the other eight billion of us. It's untenable, and something needs to be done about it.
>>530394991It's really the only way, 2000+ year old religious pedo cult times are over.
>>5303948124 mana for 3 damage to one target isn't terribly efficient. Try this baby instead.>creature type: jew
>>530396278Do jews qualify as black creatures?
This would work if so
>>530396655I'd say they are blue.Blue creatures are sleazy but physically weak, and blue is the color of jewing in general, like stealing stuff, or sabotaging it.
>>530396798yes but black spells destroy white creatures, so maybe they're blue/black
>>530396278What was the name of the game cards I must have them at my home
Reminds me of this funny little card.>he jews you>but it pays off when you sacrifice him to Moloch>???
>>530397041That card was designed by someone who wasn't versed in jewry.
>>530397151wasn't*
>>530394991>>530395140you guys realize that the Jews already tried this against us with covid right?They have near-infinite resources, they've never had to work a real job, and still mostly failed. wtf are you going to do in your basement with a CRISPR kit?
>>530394812>magic the gathering>the jewish made and owned tcgLol, lmao
>>530397193scratch that, brain is cooked today, like Israel
>>530396926>maybe they're blue/blackI had this idea, too. No objections from my end, although commie jews may be blue-red instead.
>>530397237I'm a pureblood, not my problem is they purged NPCs. Hell, I'd say they did us a favor in that regard.
>>530397033It's Magic The Gathering
>>530397237Jews are already the most genetically broken group of people on the planet. The feasibility is palpable.
just found this one online
>>530397308blue-green is hippy jews, blue-white is the rare self-hating good jew, blue-black is the child-sacrificing zionist typetypical abilities for jews would be landwalk, hosing white, shroud for slippery jews, creating golem token creaturesgenerally no tapping abilities, but activated abilities you have to pay for with mana or tokens
>>530397809I'd say that's in the ballpark. It's too bad MTG was jewed. I used to play back in the 90s/early 2000s
>>530397809might also have to resurrect golden borders specifically for globohomo banker jews, who themselves are effectively colorless/rootless cosmopolitans however
>>530398010It's utterly ridiculous what they did with the game, man.It always had its failings, but these last 5 years or so? WTF
>>530398244I've heard. I haven't played since around mirrodin? Fond memories though.
>>530398796Mirrodin was goat. One of the best arcs they made.Shadowmoor was dope, too.
>>530396926>attempt to control everything>destruction, degeneration, filth, and deathBlue/black checks out
Cowardice, Ornithopter, Lightning Greaves then Brain Freeze after casting 6,000,000 of the same bounced ornithopter. Next turn they are decked and draw out. Mono-blue too!
Esper master race
>>530397237Picrel flavor text
>>530402056Wow a 4 card combo? And the linchpin is only a 5 mana enchantment in mono blue? Wotc must nerf
