>>530405975Except Crassus actually led the fight against the Parmenians, Trump has never and will never see real combat because he's a draft dodger.
Crassus fought the Parthians, not the Persians.
>>530405975That's fine we just need to kill their leader until they put in a guy we like.
>>530405975>this is just like my favorite comic book!
>>530406188Not sure why I said Parmenians
>>530406083He is too fat. Rosie odonnel has a better chance
This makes professor Jiang-chong look like Aristotle.
>>530406322Anyone who calls themselves a Professor on youtube is a brainlet, no exceptions. This applies double if they film their cringe in front of a bookshelf.
Crassus fought the fuckingNIGGERS
>>530406188The Parthians were still an Iranian people.
>>530405975That's a funny little parallel. Bravo, @calvinfroedge!
>>530406722but they weren't Persians
>>530405975>Really makes you think
>>530406083It's spelled "Parmesians"
>>530406188Nigga...
>>530405975Comparisons?https://youtu.be/oCoooGwD_10?t=940The first "war" where the citizens of both countries are mainly on the same side.
>>530406722They were a Turkic people
>>530407189Persia is just the European name for the entire region, because that's how the Greeks reffered to it. They just extend the name of Fars to everything.
Crassus ate the parmesansmama mia
>>530408751OH MY GOODNESS SOMEBODY CALL POMPEY
