>be me, 23, just got my tax refund>decide to treat myself to a new tactical vest and some extra magazines>life is good, freedom is ringing, 'merica>turn on the news, see we're finally doing it>we're invading Iran>hell yeah, time to bring some democracy and freedom to those towel-heads>sign up, get shipped out>first week in Tehran, we secure a neighborhood>kick down a door, looking for insurgents>this old Iranian grandpa just looks at me, calm as can be>points to his wall. has a big sign in Farsi and English>"NO GAYS ALLOWED. FAMILY VALUES ZONE.">confused>next house, family is praying. mom is covered head to toe, kids are quiet, dad leads.>no noise, no drama, just structure.>third house, a young guy offers us chai. i notice he's not wearing any makeup, no painted nails, just a normal-looking dude.>i look around. no porn shops. no drag queen story hour. no crackheads shooting up on the corner.>these people aren't just "conservative">they're living the 1950s American dream my grandpa always talks about>women are women, men are men, family is everything, and God isn't a joke>sit on a curb, start putting two and two together>we're here to "liberate" them>liberate them into what?>into trading their mosques for Planned Parenthood?>trading their modest dress for OnlyFans?>trading their strong families for no-fault divorce and deadbeat dads?Are we the retards anon?
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