Don't forget to take a book with edible and poisonous plants and mushrooms with you
>>530413285Nah fuck that, too much eff-ACK
>>530413044NOO NOOO!!! YOU MUST LIVE AND DEPEND ON THE GOY CONTROL GRID !!
>>530413285whoreculture is simpler, just bring a woman - it even has the added benefit of a last ditch meal
>>530413044just pay taxes to an inept government full of pedophiles and Jews, bro
>>530413954Unless she can smell out spoisonous plants and sniff out game spoors, you're better off with the books
>>530413044just memeflag bro
>>530413044"Being a hobo is not a great idea."Said every hobo ever.
>>530413044Spend the years b4 learning how 2 live off the grid not hanging with cali schizos and working for a wheat farmer
>buy a van>live off the grid in the middle of nowhere>ten years later>you get cancer from nuklear fallout>turns out that you were within 150 miles of a missile silo when the war started
>>530413044I've fantasized about selling my house quitting my job selling most of my stuff and buying a Chevy work van and just chilling.The logistics are hard though you can get gallon jugs to piss in but where would you poop? Just stay parked in the Walmart parking lot all day? And then there's the bordem I don't drink or use drugs anymore so what would I do all day just fuck around on my phone and post on pol? At least working and having a house gives me things to do.
>>530413954>>530414147How bouta dog? You could always fuck the dog.
>>5304147861. get a Planet Fitness subscription for pooping + showering + staying fit. You can regulate your poop cycle to go to same hour each day. For emergencies you use a bucket + wood sawdust.2. read. you can also try writing. and maybe drawing. fishing year long. ditch the phone.
>>530413044>just go die in a bus out in the middle of no where anon
>>530413044just eat all the plants you can find bro, they're free
>>530413044A great movie night is actually Grizzly Man followed by Into the Wild. Just two very different guys who met their ends in Alaska because they were both retarded lol.I find Treadwell to be less loathsome though. McCandless is just a spoiled brat who couldn’t go get a job. Fuck him. Fuck anyone who thinks the Into the Wild guy was inspirational.
>>530414944Fucking the dog would leave you in the same spot as the bus clown
I tried living off the grid and it was fucking miserable. If you wan't to skate through life in the easiest way possible your best bets are insurance fraud or to find yourself a nice fat girl with a high income and fuck her like she is a 10/10. There are so many of these women who would happily support you.
>>530413044i'm a lazy fat slob living on gibs who can barely get out of the bed when i wake up in the middle of the day due to depression (just not caring about anything)i need mommy government to take care of me or i'll die and i want to eat more cheesecakethank for your attention to this matter
>>530415695I actually picked up on a 42-year old redhead when I was 24. Now we’re married and I’m in charge of her properties. It’s actually pretty alright. I was just experimenting with meeting older women and then I ended up marrying one. Was not what I expected but I really can’t complain. She’s 48 now and I’m really not too worried about having to take care of her more in the next 20 years.
>>530415892thats awesome lol. I have never thought to try dating so much older but I could see it being great.
>>530414786>where would you poop?holy shit you cityfags make me sick. you have a fucking van, retard. just shit in the woods, you gigafaggot. never heard of a EFD (Emergency Field Dump) before? sissy ass nigger
>>530415892speed up the things a little bit, get her vaccinated. it's safe and efficient.
>>530413044God I loved that book, I was so mad when they made a shitty fucking movie about it.
>>530413044Living off grid is kino. You don't HAVE to fuck around with wild bears.
>>530413044Should've planted potatoes. No one ever starved planting potatoes.
>>530413285there are books out there with misinformation, fyi. if you buy something like that on Amazon make sure its legit. it could save you
>>530414786>>530416548Shitting instructions
>>530417292based irish folk wisdom poster
>>530417292you mean... besides the Irish, right?
>>530416518Thankfully the slutty ones weed themselves out. Your best bet is one that got married young but the marriage fizzled because of cheating/husband lost their way. Those bitches crave stability and energy
>>530414786nah, you're too stupid to survive, you're already planning on camping in parking lots, you're literally too stupid for self sufficiency. your family only exists because other people created civilization, just keep being a wage slave, for real
>>530413044Just don't tell your brother's whore wife
>>530418072underrated
>>530413044Isn't that just being homeless?
