Healthcare in the USA is so bad, that people have to use superglue instead of going to the emergency room.I wish we had UK or Canadian healthcare.
>not having healthcare means being unable to go to the pharmacy to buy band aids and antiseptic
Fuck off to Canada then.
>>530413525Wasn't this problem supposed to be fixed with Obama care?Healthcare is more expensive than ever but this was supposed to be fixed. What went wrong?
>>530413525In the US - You'll get cash raped and they'll pluck things from thin air they can charge you forIn the UK - They won't even treat youIn Canada - They'll euthanise you
how are redditors still alive?they are such weak fucking people
>>530413525I don't understand. He wanted a nurse at a hospital to apply superglue to his papercut for free? Why?
>>530413525Superglue was literally designed to be a liquid bandaid ling before it was used to glue together you fighting dolls
do you think that papercut requires an ER visit lol
>>530413673Republicans gutted obamacare not 2 months ago you ignorant fagsucker
>go to emergency room in US with cut on hand>they say its not bad enough for stitches>they clean the cut then super glue it shut and put a bandage on top>go to emergency room in UK/Canada with cut on hand>you die of sepsis after waiting at the hospital for a week, having never seen a doctor
>>530413623A cut that needs stitches won’t close up with just a bandaid, nigger, unless you apply pressure to the cut for literally hours.I’ve had numerous cuts that probably required stitches and with the lack of superglue, I’ve had to hold a cut closed until it clotted. Fucking sucks.
>>530413525>superglue instead of going to the emergency room.>AHA I CUT MY 5HUMB A LITTLE WE GOTTA GO TO THE ERActually you're wrong. The ER is always full of poor trying to get free care for their booboos
>>530413525.... its normal to use on small cuts rather than wasting a whole fucking suture kit for 2-6 stiches.
>>530413525>superglueyour foreskins gone, bro, let it go
>>530413804Ok so what's your excuse for the previous decade?
>>530413525>going to the emergency room for a little cut that would've completely healed on its own without any bandage or stitches or anythingwhat? Do these niggers go to the ER every time their temperature goes over 99.5*f too?
>>530413845>I’ve had to hold a cut closed until it clottedat least chicks dig scars
>>530413525healthcare in america is actually just one giant IQ test. you can go buy the $4.99 tube of superglue or get $378 taken out of your paychecks every month so that you and your family can go to hospitals and urgent cares and get the same $4.99 superglue applied, by a 'medical professional'
>>530413525If you can solve it with superglue whats the point of clogging up the hospital?
>>530413525I've had worse cuts from putting together 40k models. These are the faggots that think they can easily win a civil war.... fucking pathetic.
>>530413525I've heard that the Canadian and British health care systems are so bad that you have to wait months to see a doctor.
>>530413525Zero reason to go to any healthcare facility for a cut like that unless it was rusted metal or got some chemical in it. Clean, dry, properly bandage. Will heal and stop bleeding in a day then be fully healed in 2 or 3.Shit like this is why my company's insurance keeps getting more expensive because retards go to ER for headaches due to dehydration or stubbed toe.
>money for superglue but not band aidspro tip: they make superglue with antiseptic for this exact use.
>>530413845Hey baby soft hands. That's not a cut that requires stitches.
>>530413845I've never used them, but don't they sell mini Band-Aids made for holding lacerations?Pic isn't what I was thinking of, but came up on search engine.
>>530413525You wouldn't need healthcare for a wound as superficial as that. Tape a paper towel to it or something, it'll be good.
>>530413833>go to the emergency room in US with a neck injury (ambulance, stretcher, neck brace, etc) and potential for death.>get stuck in the corner and wait for 4 hours with a nurse coming to check on you a total of twice because they are too busy with retards going to the ER for a papercut that stops bleeding by the time they even get to the hospital.Sometimes that shit boggles my mind.
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>>530413525I have see people get stage 4 cancer, die before they are seen after waiting 4 minths for a referal and the family billed before the doctor's office realized the person was already dead for a missed appointment. The US hathcare is fucked beyond belief. That will be 400k plus tip plus taxes and fees plus service charges plus service charge taxes goyim.
>>530413525>picking scabs at surface level>putting Elmer's glue on top to make it seem like healthcare is bad herepost the saw blade that would cause a cut deep enough to warrant superglue. fake and gay otherwise; also, normal people use glue & duct tape to help close wounds constantly. this is fucking troon retardation, obviously can be seen by the fucking manhands in this photo.
>>530413767medical glue and superglue are literally the same thing>cyanoacrylateanyone can look this up. you can also literally go buy the brands the hospitals use like Histoacryl and Dermabond. people need to grow the fuck up and not run to the ER for every booboo and scrape
>>530413525That's dumb. No one in a country with universal health care goes to the doctor just because of a small cut
>>530414288>people need to grow the fuck up and not run to the ER for every booboo and scrapeWetbacks do it because they come from backwards shitholes where every booboo is a staph infection, and every scrape means tetanus. Since the law says hospitals can't tell the illegal spics to fuck off, they get treated, and the tax payer pays for it.
>>530414476trust me, i know
>>530413525>I wish we had UK or Canadian healthcare.About that
>>530413525If you were in Canada you'd be waiting 12 hours to see a doctor and when you finally got one, you'd get an ESL who'd misdiagnose you with an UTI and send you off.
>>530413871>The ER is always full of poor trying to get free care for their booboosIt's usually Niggers wanting antibiotics because their whole brood has the sniffles.Then they chimp out when you mention that antibiotics don't work on the common cold.
>>530413525what kind of faggot goes to the ER for a cut finger?
>>530413525nearly ripped my knuckle off washing a glass that broke in my hand and I grabbed some tape/gauze/iodine and super glue. I did a better job than any doctor could have done and left a clean scar for about $15 instead of $1500
>>530413525They use superglue in the emergency room too.This is why we can’t have universal healthcare. Cause retards like this will start showing up in the ED just so they can have a doctor put a band aid on their boo boo.
>>530413845Tape is better
>>530413845>>530414142butterfly bandages
>>530413525You can buy liquid bandage at the store. Superglue is for papercut tier shit anyways.. The fuck is this retard mode thread?
>>530413525Doctors literally use (((medical grade))) superglue for cuts sometimes. Either way, all that faggot needed was a bandaid. It’s a scratch. Hardly a flesh wound.
>I wish we had UK or Canadian healthcarei had to wait in the er for 8 hours in immense pain surrounded by jeets with no pain meds after getting shot in the with a pellet guntrust me you do not want leaf style healthcare
>>530414538>californiaGodspeed>>530414707>butterfly bandagesThat's it!
>>530413673>Wasn't this problem supposed to be fixed with Obama care?Nah it just pushed costs onto health and responsible adults. You end up collectively paying for the 600lb slob's insulin.
>>530414885eye*
>>530413525>Canadian healthcareThey would just euthanize you. If you were white…
>>530413525I just use that liquid skin shit, smells like nail polish remover and burns like an mfer but it works, probably not that different from super glue.
>>530414951
Free healthcare is a literal scam. Anyone that isn't poor just goes private for important things. I had to pick between fixing my deviated septum for 1000$ tomorrow(years ago). Or for free and they would INFORM ME OF A DATE IN 3 MONTHS. The only fucked part about the American healthcare system is paying for emergencies. Like motherfucker when I broke a finger in high school my friends just got a taxi helped me in and told me to get well. I paid 0$ and slept at home that night with a cast/brace thing on my finger. And it works perfectly now. I'm not against paying taxes for people in the ER emergency place. I'm against some 70 year old grandma being bored going for her 10th free eye exam this week. Or literally any non white getting to enter a hospital in Europe for any reason
>>530413673Obamacare isn't free unless you're on welfare.
>>530413525How does this person not have health insurance? You either get it through work, an exchange, or medicaid.
>>530413525The retard can't wash the area with soap and water, dry off then put on a band-aid. Learn basic first aid, moron.
>>530415170>Free healthcare is a literal scam. Anyone that isn't poor just goes private for important things.You're one of the few that gets it in this thread. Free healthcare is only useful for the unemployed. If you're employed it simply isn't worth the time fucking around sorting all this crap out and they cancel on you last minute after you were on a 3 months waiting list. Your best bet is to pay private, be seen today, have peace of mind.
>>530413845>>530414137
>>530413525>foreigners think people won't receive medical care in America regardless of the ability to pay
>>530413972Unironically yes. I know a 26 year old leftie zoom zoom who had two shots and two beers, threw up, and freaked out and called an ambulance to the er.
>>530413525ER is free in Turkey so it's full of monkeys non-stop.
>>530415337>How does this person not have health insurance?Because they're homeless/unemployed/drug addict/NEET/works part-time at doordash making $5 an hour. Take your pick.
>>530413525Superglue was literally invented for that exact purpose. It was only later used for other applications.
>>530413804>not fixed for years>somehow 2 months ago is a problemObamacare was so bad you can't even get a RINO to sign on to it. What's worse is that it was copied from Mitt Romney's program and somehow the execution is chink tiered retardation.
>>530415337Multiple part time jobs in a service economy.
>>530414142Those are for resealing blown out vaginas.
>>530413525If I get sick I'll just die to own the libs. It's that simple. Tired of my wife not fucking me so who gives a shit anyway?
>>530413833My granddad slit his wrist while working on his car and he got to the hospital and they made him wait and fill out paperwork, he nearly bled out.>>530415337Maybe self employed. That's one way they punish goyim who try to leave the corporate plantation.
>>530415479I lived in the UK for 3 years for university and usually about once a year/year and a half I have to get my ears cleaned because of using headphones too much. My choices were pay 40 pounds (2020 prices) or wait literal months with one of my ears blocked by earwax and essentially on mute. Damn I fucking wonder which option I'd pick.For the Americans 40 pounds is about 15 of pic related, the best cheap sandwich known to man, woman or somalian
>>530413656I will. Trump has turned America into a postapocalyptic wasteland.
>>530414232I had a radical inguinal orchiectomy to get rid of my right guy who had cancer. They didn't put me to sleep for it, just gave me an epidural. I could see the whole operation due to the highly reflective lighting fixture above. Anyone who would willingly go through something like this, let alone do it to themselves is something I cannot even begin to fathom.
>>530413525Imagine being such a retarded that you think you deserve or need MUH FREE HEALTH CARE for a small cut on your thumb.
>>530413525seen this thread four times nowmaybe try giving us something valuable? ways to strongarm insurance mayhaps?
>>530413525I’ve always used superglue for cutsI know people who stitched a cut with fishing line kek
>>530414662hell I cheese grated my knuckle off while drunk, I was making spaetzle with a muenster cheese sauce. The sauce was good too, just a bit bloody.
>>530417858Wasn't that what superglue was originally invented for?
>>530413525the brice of freedom
>>530416216Stop using ear buds, it's gay, it like having a musical dick in your ear.
>>530413709underatedit's all kikes btw
A booboo. Wash it and put on a bandaid. Keep it clean. A doctor would commit you for being a giant vulva if you go to them for this stupidity. Insurance is high because people are extremely dumb.
>>530413525That injury did not require stitches or even a bandaid.I used hillbilly stitches once when I cut my hand open on a glass museum case at work. Not because I was uninsured but I couldn't be bothered with some jew doctor.
>>530413709
>>530413673Obamacare just created two insurance systems: private and public. Private insurance is typically very cheap, about $150-250 a month, and every year gives you 6 free doctors visits, a physical exam, and very cheap medication ($5-25 a month for most anything). The catch is that they only insure healthy people, they deny you or raise your monthly premium if you try to get it after you're sick, or if you're overweight, high blood pressure, smoke, drink heavy or do extreme or dangerous sports or work. Public marketplace is $450-700 a month, often only covering half the cost of visits, physicals and medication, which means you'll pay another $1-5k a year for the actual care you receive. But they are required to accept everyone no matter what.Generally either way is significantly cheaper than the cost of taxes in countries with socialized healthcare systems. It's just about keeping the gov't out of another industry as much as possible and returning this responsibility onto free individuals.
>>530413525>I wish we had UK or Canadian healthcare.You would have bleed to death waiting to see a doctor. Then the doctor just would have super glued it anyway.
Another scam is dental resin fillings - it’s just Araldite glue. The UV lamp just speeds up the setting reaction. The resin is just 5min Araldite with a white colouring
>>530414561nah m8. people would die if they did that shit to me. im already on the edge and scare myself sometimes.
>>530413525>goes to the emergency room for a tiny cut on his finger Okay faggot
>>530414070Not to far off from the truth.
>>530413525>Get tiny scratch>OMG! I NEED HEALTHCARE!!!Retard.
>>530413525Superglue was invented for medical use.It was originally used as first aid in the Vietnam war.That's why it sticks so incredibly to your skin but not so much to the things you want to glue.
>>530419344>Generally either way is significantly cheaper than the cost of taxes in countries with socialized healthcare systems.Bullshit because America's healthcare expense per capita is much higher than any other country.Doesn't matter how you pay for it, it's the total cost of the system that matters.
>>530413709>In the US - You'll get cash rapedYou go to Triage to see what is up and then they take your name and insurance info. Their is a giant fucking sign that says treatment can't be refused and they make you fill out "I'm poor"forms and then they submit that to their insurance as a claim. Every state has free public healthcare.
>>530413656Canada would probably offer maid for a papercut.
>>530418177Yea
>>530413767Last time I was in the ER they said if I didn’t care about a scar, it was glue time.
>>530413525I'm a carpenter. I use super glue multiple times a week to close up wounds lmao what a shit example.
>>530413525based US healthcareretarded monkeys who go to the ER for scratches should be chained and burned alivealso britbongian and leafcuckian sodomites don't have healthcare at all, lol
>>530413525going to the doctor for a little fucking scratch? i think not. im not going to risk getting sick hanging around all those infected faggots at the doctors office for a fucking scratch, i wont be going to a hospital unless im certain i will die or be permanently crippled otherwise
>>530413525Lol, who the fuck goes to the ER for a fucking boo boo?It's for EMERGENCIES!Possible loss of >Life>Limb>Eyesight If you are having an actual emergency, then by all means, go to the ER, they WILL treat you. No need to worry at all.I had one of my fingers SMASHED a few years ago. It looked like a grape someone stepped on. I treated it myself. The only thing the doctor would have done differently is probably give me some jew pain meds. I had some 400MG Ibuprofen. I was fine in a few days. A month later you couldn't even tell. Why is everyone so weak?For any dumbass ITT worried about medical bills. Dont be its just fear propaganda from kikes. If you NEED medical care go to the ER. It will not put you in any sort of debt. Hell, you don't even have to give them your full name.Unless you're shot...gonna have to answer some questions then, otherwise, dont let fear mongering baby penis sucking faggot control you.But only if you actually need it. Don't waste people's time because your elbow feels funny. Learn about basic medical care.And super glue was originally invented precisely FOR cuts and lacerations, its an effective tool to deal with such things.There are even needle-less "stitches" available now for more serious injuries.
>>530413525I've seen this meme post before and it's funny but one time I cut my hand at the bar real bad and was bleeding everywhere but still just wanted to chill and drink my beer so I just wrapped it up and continued to bleed everywhere. So it was like 4 bad cuts across 2 fingers definitely should have got stitches but it healed up eventually. Then I got bad cut a different time and went to urgent care and got it stitched up and I asked the doctor if you really need stitches and she says no
>>530413525I superglued my penis head shutAMA
It's all the Mexicans clogging up the ER for stupid things like a cold and then not paying. My mom said it got so bad that they made a separate part of the ER just for these retards.
>>530423462I noticed this when I had to take my kid in last year, it was 98% mexicans, the reat were druggies and the elderly.
>>530423462>>530426540Those beaners are the illegals Trump promised to deport. Getting their medical care exclusively from the ER and not paying is one of the many ways they fuck over law abiding citizens.
>>530419344> either way is significantly cheaper than the cost of taxes in countries with socialized healthcare systemsIt’s amazing the amount of medkike delusions are programmed into the american golem.
>>530419344> keeping the gov't out of another industry as much as possibleYour costs are astronomical and the results are the worst in the world but you think you’re the best and cheapest. Ask yourself who put these ideas into your head and why.
>>530413525If we had (((free))) healthcare, you'd be offered MAID for wasting hospital resources on a minor cut like that.
>>530413919Exactly. The only thing Obamacare accomplished was making poor people pay a fine for failing to have health insurance.
>>530413525oy vey, you don't need free healthcare, go fight in the middle east
>>530413845Stop fistfighting lawnmowers.
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>>530413525Wait until you learn what superglue was originally invented for.
>>530413656We are full. Unless you bring a shit ton of money, please spend it here.
>>530413525Not even Milei dares to touch public healthcare here kek. He says it's a "third generation reform" or some shit. (The reality is that people would put his head on a spike)
>>530413525or just use the magic molecule
