>scrolling X while eating tendies >suddenly newsfeed explodes >US + Israel just dropped the hammer on Iran, Operation Epic Furry or whatever >IRGC goes full schizo: "STRAIT OF HORMUZ CLOSED, ANY SHIP TRYING TO PASS GETS LIT UP" >traffic down 95-100%, basically ghost strait >Brent was chilling at ~$70 last week >now baja blasting past 100, some screens flashing 150$ soon already >remember 1973 embargo? yeah this is that on steroids, 20% of world oil + big chunk of LNG choked >first hits: Asia gets absolutely rekt >China, India, Japan, Korea, Thailand – their lifeblood cut >factories in Shenzhen start rationing power, "sorry no night shifts" >India diesel for trucks/scam centers ? prices moon, food inflation incoming >South Korea/ Japan paying record LNG, electricity bills triple overnight >worst part: cascading doom >Iraq/Saudi/UAE/Kuwait can't export, fields shut in, oil literally has nowhere to go >some fields already offline because storage full >global supply shock cost-push inflation everywhere >central banks in panic, Fed can't cut anymore or inflation goes nuclear >IRGC probably mining the strait now, drones buzzing like angry bees< im hoarding essentials and SELLING EVERYTHING
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