>mfw draft officer arrives at my doorI didn't want to have to do this....
Draft me, that's smart
>>530423965>Draft me. That's smart.FTFY, midwit brownoid.https://www.grammarly.com/blog/punctuation-capitalization/comma-splice/
>>530423713You gonna commit sudoku?
>>530423713sorry which draft?
>>530423713Come to canada. Ill keep you safe. I can save you, bro. I can save you for the low, low price of American citizen ship. Gay marry me and we can swap places for all I care. Ill go to war in your sted. Get me outtah here!
>im not fucking dying for israel>wait what are you do--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>filthy gaijin
I had a nightmare I was getting drafted to Iran and couldn’t play xbox in the army :c
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>>530424546If these guys had come to OP's door they'd all be cut into a thousand piecesOP would sheathe his sword and say>You're 100 years too early to challenge me...
Good morning Pleas fite Iran saar
>>530424039U r so fucking mad l,m,a,o