Something has been causing an increase in prostate and lower bowel maladies since 2015 across many western nations. Not just cancers, but also conditions like 'IBS' and 'Crohn's' and so on. What is going on here? Why have western buttholes increasingly become repositories of illness over the past decade? Lifestyle? Environmental factors? Something else?
>>530425444wonder if its all the pegging
>>530425444BUILT FOR BBC
>>530425444Do you really need to be humiliated by having a doctor (probably indian) shove two fingers up your asshole. You could literally do it yourself
Pretty sure you don't have to be nekked for that.
>>530425444Aspartane
>>530425444I know someone who got crohns from taking accutane. Not sure how it caused the crohns but it did
>>530425575A prostate exam is only one finger. It's not that bad.
>>530425444Is this some sort of homosexual humiliation ritual
>>530425575Just repeatedly nod your head like an idiot and say "thank you for the needful the sar" while smiling like you just shat in the ganges
UwU
>>5304254441. Lack of exercise/sitting on your ass too much2. Poor diets3. Over-reliance on microwaved foods4. Micro plastics5. GeneticsThat's what is causing the increase in bowel/prostate cancers.
>>530425761getting your prostate checked is as american as apple pie
>>530425444processed foods and lack of fiber
>>530425444If I ever get this I will literally just let it kill me, I'm never going to have a doctor shove his hand up my ass.
lots of ass play going on these days, just saying.Diet and Lifestyle: Diets high in processed or red meats and low in fiber are primary risk factors. The prevalence of obesity, diabetes, and lack of physical activity in younger generations also heavily contributes to the rise.Gut Microbiome Changes: Researchers suspect that alterations in gut bacteria, potentially influenced by diet and antibiotics, are increasing inflammation and cancer risk.Environmental Factors: Emerging research suggests exposure to microplastics and other environmental toxins may play a role.Bacteria-Driven Mutations: Some studies suggest specific strains of E. coli produce a toxin that causes DNA damage, driving early tumor development.
>>530425444I dont fancy the thought that someone sticks his finger into my asshole.
>>530425575When I was getting read to go into the Army, I had to get a checkup at MEPS. I was only 18, and the other guys there kept telling me the doctor who does the ball test was gonna stick a finger up my ass. All day long, that was the story. By the time I got to that part of the physical, I was pretty nervous... the raghead fondling my balls told me to turn my head and cough. I did, and accidentally shot a loogie right through the tunnel of my fist and into his eye. He ran right to the eyewash station, and screamed at me to get out.I'll never know if they actually stick a finger up your ass.
>>530425444Americans don't eat fiber, and sex/jacking off is demonized. Fun fact. Taco Bell is actually high in fiber, eating fiber when you don't normally will fuck your stomach up. Anyone bitching about taco bell fucking them up is someone who doesn't eat enough fiber. Letting shit idle in your stomach and rot is unsurprisingly, a bad thing.
>>530425444LMAO! Imagine that being your job.
>>530425444wow... how do i get those tests?
>>530425575How would you know how prostate cancer feels like?
>>530425488I have had some gi issues the past few years and I’ve never done anything anal related. I’m active, slightly below average BMI for my height, and don’t eat meat. I’m not saying constantly sticking things in your anus isn’t without risk of harm, it’s just that I read it on this board so much I can;t help but think most of the posters are closeted homos or just have anal fixations.
>>530426022it's probably like> my stomach hurts> my stomach hurts> my stomach hurts> dead
>>530426012ask your gay buddy to finger your ass. Normal prostate is soft and smooth, cancer is hard and lumpy.
>>530425444Is this gay?
>>530426022if a doctor can learn so do you
>>530425963Is that why theres an anon with it always in his notifications?
>>530426184not really, many men have their girls finger their ass and they like it
>>530425444i used to be chronically constipated and insomniac. all issues resolved after a year of lsd. you could set a watch by my poop/sleep schedule now.
>>530425444It’s the goyslop.Unironically. Stop eating ultraprocessed food. It’s giving us all ass cancer.
>>530425701Easy to see how, it’s hard on the liver(probably irrelevant in this case) and seems to have an effect on the body’s self-lubricating functions.They need to know if you have any of these conditions:DiabetesEating disorders, such as anorexiaHeart diseaseHigh cholesterolInflammatory bowel diseaseLiver diseaseThis medication may cause dry eyes. If you wear contact lenses, you may feel some discomfort. Lubricating eye drops may help. See your care team if the problem does not go away or is severe.Side effects that you should report to your care team as soon as possible:Allergic reactions—skin rash, itching, hives, swelling of the face, lips, tongue, or throatChange in vision such as blurry vision, seeing halos around lights, vision lossHearing loss, ringing in earsIncreased pressure around the brain—severe headache, blurry vision, change in vision, nausea, vomitingLiver injury—right upper belly pain, loss of appetite, nausea, light-colored stool, dark yellow or brown urine, yellowing skin or eyes, unusual weakness or fatigueMood and behavior changes—anxiety, nervousness, confusion, hallucinations, irritability, hostility, thoughts of suicide or self-harm, worsening mood, feelings of depressionPancreatitis—severe stomach pain that spreads to your back or gets worse after eating or when touched, fever, nausea, vomitingRedness, blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin, including inside the mouthStomach pain, rectal bleeding, severe diarrhea
>>530425444As long as you are shitting, pissing and fucking often you are fine. These cancers are caused by the retention of digested rotting goyslop that sits in the colon, bladder and uretera and the chronic exposure to this shit weakens the cells that ignite the whole cancer process. Think if you slept next to a nuclear reactor every night as opposed to an hour a day. If you drink lots of water as your main course and pass alot there is hardly anything to worry about. Only sugar rot gutslop fatties get these things
>>530426184yes
>>530426188doctors finger a lot of asses
>>530426066you're going to pass away, all because you don't have an anal fixation
>>530425759Not when I do it anon
>>530426283Kinda have to be a special breed to do that.
>>530425444Safe and effective
>>530425444Maybe, just maybe, it could be that experimental vaccine?
>>530426022Tremendous amounts of burning pain when you take a piss, easily mistakable for a UTI, which most boomers/genXers are afraid to admit in their old age and overall fear of doctorsThey ignore it hoping it will go away, until pissing becomes literal torture and pressure from family becomes too great, by which point they visit a professional to get diagnosed with advanced cancer in its metastatic stageI understand distrust towards doctors and hospitals in generalBut if I am literally incapable of functioning as a person at the basic level, why would I do it to myself for over a year I'll never understand>t. my father's experience
Why does op post the thread every day?
>>530426085nah it's more like I'm going to the bathroom more than I used to for 7-8 years, then you die of something else before prostate cancer kills you.treating prostate cancer, with few exceptions, will do more harm than good. This goes for most cancers. Most of the time testing for cancer increases the number of deaths in a cohort because the false positives result in unnecessary and dangerous medical procedures. For example, someone thinks they have say breast cancer they get surgery + chemotherapy. They develop complications that kill them 5 years later. Of course the medical/pharma establishment doesn't investigate the false positive rate as that would kill one of their biggest cash cows (cancer treatment).
>>530425974?That doctor probably got like 6 cars. Somebody has to do it
>>530425444gee I wonder what happened a couple years ago now that has surprisingly led to all cause increases in literally every disease or cancer
>>530425937>>530425929>>530425575>>530425974There's a test that's about 10% less accurate and it basically just involves shitting in a jar instead of letting anything get jammed up your ass
>>530426601pic didn't attach
>>530425759That wasn't a finger, sorry anon.
>>530425444its the goyslop
>>530426022You can actually buy prostate exam training boards online for $15 if you want. I just looked it up.
>>530425444What if I want to go through life without some guy shoving his finger up my ass?Is that possible? Can't they do an x-ray or something, it's the 21st century, we're not savages
You just wanted to post a man's ass in the catalouge...
>>530425940Thank you for your service or something
>>530426601now it's blood and urine test for prostate cancer. rectal exam is not needed
>>530425444>since 2015lol zoomers are fucking dumb
>>530426627Cologuard is a noninvasive stool-based screening test for colorectal cancer that works by detecting specific DNA alterations and blood abnormalities that have an association with the disease.A 2019 articleTrusted Source notes that Cologuard uses a multitargeted approach to analyze DNA from cells shed into the stool. It also measures the presence of hemoglobin in the stool, indicating the presence of blood.Blood in the stool may result from bleeding in the colon or rectum, which can occur in colorectal cancer or precancerous polyps.
>>530425444>prostate exam>colonoscopyhumiliation ritual and forced homosexual experienceI'm never getting one because I'm not a faggot.
>>530425444>HELLBOUND!
>>530425974Getting fingered for money?... Doesn't sound too bad actually...You'd have to kiss chili and pretty much beans altogether goodbye... at least on weekdays...
>>530426627doctors dont stick a finger up your ass to check for colorectal cancer but to feel your prostate.
How the fuck is this the fastest growing thread on pol??????
Could be the amount of industrial chemicals in our foodThe FDA allows certain parts per million for these things but when you're talking about consistent carcinogen exposure over 20-30 years of course it's going to get you
>>530426524Wrong. Melson Gibson has cured cancer with Fenbendazole and Ivermectin.
>>530425759i don't think the number of fingers matter
>>530426927Fine, put me down for three then...?
>>530425488Been pegging and fisting for nearly 25 years. Zero gi issues. Then again I use purified water for enemas, was an early adopter of silicone in all my anal activities, and dont ferment the bodily fluids of multiple strangers in my rectum several times a week.Early sex toys and products were full of chemicals that would leech out. I doubt all these fags are as fastidious with what goes up their ass, part of being a homo is being a filthy carefree faggot and taking what cums, and damn the consequences.
>>530426913>Melson Gibson You just know there's some ghetto ass nigger out there with this very name...
>>530427065you would know, half breed trash
>>530425444I don't think I have IBS but I have chronically loose stools. I don't think it's lack of fiber because eating a lot of fiber doesn't help much. Any ideas anons?
>>530427135Cut back on being topped by your grindr dates.
>>530427016>Zero gi issuesSo, you get buttfucked by military personnel only..!?
>>530427126Oh, blow it out your ass Peddro...
>>530427135Celiac? Have you ever been tested for that?
>>530425444>Something has been causing an increase in prostate and lower bowel maladies*tips fedora*
>>530425444Burgers and fries
Everyone is a fucking genetic trash sub humanIve never needed a doctor onceWhat is wrong with your faggot families and your weak urbanite bloodlinesMaster race my fucking ass
>>530426574>That doctor probably got like 6 cars. Somebody has to do itMan, to think I've been doing it for free all these years.
Processed foods add nitrates, nitrites, sulfates, sulfites, emulsifiers, preservatives, Disodium EDTA, carrageenan, etc. Laboratory and animal studies suggest that carrageenan can cause or worsen intestinal inflammation, as well as intestinal ulcers and inflammatory bowel disease (IBD). IBD is a chronic condition of gut inflammation that includes Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis.
Rise of PFAS in products, decrease in natural fatty oils to cook in, increase in sneed oils, collapse in fiber in the diet.
>>530427195Na, my wife
this OP is so fucking funny holy shit i have tears in my eyes
>>530425444
>>530427135Do you drink coffee? I have 5 cups / day and that’s what does it to me.
>>530426307I haven’t been diagnosed with anything.
If you have GI issues start looking at ingredients, and clean out your fridge/pantry. The Specific Carbohydrate Diet (SCD) has been used successfully by many people to manage Crohn's disease, Ulcerative Colitis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Celiac disease, Chronic Diarrhea, candidiasis, and even autism.https://www.scdrecipe.com/
>>530425488Isn't prostate stimulation supposed to decrease your chances of getting prostate cancer???
>>530428107Justify your depravity however you want to Jessus...
>>530425444>inject people with vaccines>why is everyone getting canceroy vey it's a complete mystery goy
>>530427135Comes and goes for me. I never thought of it since I use baby wipes to clean up. I take a ton of metamucil daily too. Poo is orange to yellow to brown. I don't have any kind of gastrointestinal pain. >>530427929I also drink a ton of coffee. I LOVE espresso.
>>530426524Not in my experience.A friend died of prostate cancer a few years ago. Pretty grim.My old man, on the other hand was treated for it years ago and is now ancient.After my buddy died I get tested every year. It's relatively treatable, if detected.
https://pendulumlife.com/A healthy gut requires a strong, healthy gut barrier. Foundational strain, Akkermansia muciniphila plays a critical role in reversing the negative impact that factors like diet, lifestyle, and stress can have on your gut lining. Fortifies the gut liningReduces gut permeabilitySupports overall gut health
>>530427665> carrageenanOh yeah that stuff is terrible for the gut. Careful with ice cream, anons, a lot of brands have it.
>>530425444c8
>>530428396https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4637576/forgot sourceif you've eaten anything that touched nylon or teflon its in your body :^)
>>530427016
>>530426627Doctor had me do this recently. You poop in the jar, swab your poop and put it into a little vial and send it back...then I started thinking. What about the poor guys at the lab or whatever that are processing thousands of these every day? Do you apply for this job? Does it pay well? Is there a high turnover rate? How do you tell your family what you do? I don't think I could make it through one hour of that.
>>530428026>even autismsorry to burst your bubble, but IQ is innate
>>530428228I don't need to justify shit, nigger. If that's a fact, that's a fact (, nigger)
>>530426601It’s far more than “less than 10% less accurate”. That test is junk.>>530426775Thanks ChatGPT
>>530427135Are they just loose? Do you notice anything else? For example, do you see oil in the toilet bowl?>>530427929I fucking love coffee but had to cut back. I was drinking ten cups a day. Now I’m down to three. It was giving me acid reflux.
I got colitis after the vax
>>530425444chlorine dioxide cures cancer
>>530425444Where did you get this picture of me?
>>530428358carrageenan is used in labs to induce ulcerative colitis in miceFood additivesobesityantibiotics alcoholthose things nuke your microbiomeEDTA isn't always listed, but it's a foaming agent, if you rinse it with water, it gets soapy
>>530426927it's hard for me to fit more than 7 or so
>>530425444>>530428051
>>530427743Does she even enjoy doing that to you? Or is she just scrolling on her phone the whole time/
>>530428321Try cutting back to one cup in the AM just to avoid withdrawals and see what happens. That worked for me, but I still drink coffee continuously to stay productive. Unless I have to travel or something.
>>530428700Y'all beaners have no sense of humor huh...
In this review, the pathogenesis of colitis by carrageenans was discussed. We analyzed the pathogenesis of inflammatory bowel disease, followed that line of thought, the existing evidence of carrageenans causing colitis in cellular and animal models was summarized to draw its colitis pathogenesis. Two pathways were described including: 1) carrageenan changed the composition of intestinal microbiota, especially Akkermansia muciniphila, which destroyed the mucosal barrier and triggered the inflammatory immune response; and 2) carrageenan directly contacted with receptors on epithelial cells and activated the NF-κB inflammatory pathway.https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0144861722012796
>>530429014you're the one parading with the jew flag and or possibly being of the 3rd world pretending to be white. you're fukked kid, beaners and niggers are the future. you? suicide within 3 yrs tops
>>530428828I didn’t know how bad all of that stuff on your list was until I got acute diverticulitis and looked into all the risk factors. Sugar alcohols eg sorbitol and mannitol are bad news too.
>>530428636Anon...
>>530428636I...
>>530429105>you're the one parading with the jew flag>Jew flagThat's it...nupol is deader than a dead dog's bone...
So there's good bacteria and bad bacteria...carrageenan feeds bad bacteria (high in Sulfur)and now you can buy good bacteriaAkkermansia muciniphilahttps://pendulumlife.com/inflammation happens when your gut lining gets thin
>>530426266I only shit like every three-four days. What do i do bros. Even when eating fiber cereal. I cook all meals at home even
>>530429495kill yourself kike
>>530425444Weight gain and protein vs carb balance
>>530425444Has 2 years of intermittent blood after shitting, then got diagnosed with anal fissure, it doesn't bleed anymore but often I have pain in the ass.For my it's mainly lifestyle I guess, I sit on my ass all day in front of a screen, was chronically costipated for years, literally shitting bricks.
>>530425444Only something like 3 out of every 100k 20-30 year olds get this. How fucking old are you people
I heard fapping lowers prostate cancer chances so I've been fapping almost daily
>>530429606Fast once in awhile. Just skip a day of eating to give your gut a break.
>>530429621After you Henricque...
>>530429690My weight has been around 195-200lbs for quite some time but today i noticed my bench sucked more but that could be because of not regeneration my back however was stronger.
>>530429694Metamucil, fiber & a lot of water you got hemorrhoids
>>530427016can't wait for the day of the rope so we can lynch you faggots on main street
>>530429993Doctor said it's not hemorrhoids, he literally looked inside my butt.I have been eating more fibers in last year and it helped greatly I have to say, but still not solved the problem.
>>530425444The IBS/Chrons is crazy. I'm an alcoholic and have no issues like that so how the fuck do normies straight edge people get it?
>>530425444What does this feel like?
>>530425444Fat people not getting laid and eating goy slop.
it's nofap
>>530425444High-fructose corn syrup is the cause and the abuse of vegetable oils (trans fats)
>>530429494I don't understand this jeet stuff. It's just ghastly.
>>530425573
https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/poop-chart-bristol-stool-scale>>530430156A pilonidal cyst is a round sac of tissue that's filled with air or fluid. This common type of cyst is located in the crease of the buttocks and is usually caused by a skin infection.
>>530430376source?
>>530430156You could be getting internal pressure ulcers. You should get a standing desks.
>>5304258770. butt seggs
>>530430200Are you degen as well? How much do you drink? Im afraid of withdrawals i cant stop
>>530430200>Eat a lot of toxins your parents thought were healthy as a child>Be stressed (this causes leaky gut)>Eat fake food>Too much fiber>The wrong kind of fiberFiber is a gigantic meme they shill people who have problems shitting, so they go and eat some fiber and then it gets worse because it was the wrong kind of fiber and actually they just needed saturated fat, less bread, and less salt.Nearly all modern medical information is a lie, the average person's diet is so shit that if you eat somewhat healthy their advice can send you to the hospital>Eat more vegetables bro>Eat less fat broBoom, too much fiber too little fat, now you have IBS. Mommy was told vegetables were healthy and cooked a nice inflammatory antinutrient meal for you, IBS crohns.You were told whole wheat was healthy, boom IBS.
Tissue needs good blood circulation, when you don't get it (pressure), it becomes necrotic. I assume you already had a colonoscopy, so I would recommend an MRI, a standing desk, and a butt pillow.
>>530430899Btw there are two types of fiber and they all openly acknowledge this but 99% of people don't know it, the one causes constipation and the other relieves it, so if you're told to "just eat fiber bro" they're actually just making everything worse.
>>530430471>>530430647It's something internal to the anus not external, anyway there is definitely something like that probably due to complications in healing of the fissure which never truly healed.Should probably get myself checked out again.
>>530425444post
>>530425444>yea uhh let me take a pic of your naked fast ass bent over with a finger in your asshole, its for science or something
>>530430899they enrolled people who had constipation of an unknown cause to begin with
>>530431090Yeah and stopping the meme fiber fixed it.
>>530431021ahh jeeze it's the "theys" againwhy does the shitting antichrist choose such cryptic ways to constipate us?
>>530431156because jews want you sick and malnourished.
>>530431147can you even link to this study? all i can find is this image reposted on an acupuncture facebook group
>>530431231Nope + no argument presented.>SOURCE?kys.
>>530425444humiliation ritual
>>530425929You will go and get your asshole fingered, and then die anyway as the fingering is not a cure but just to confirm the disease
>>530431264so i'm not allowed to actually see the information?
>>530425575>You could literally do it yourselfMaybe if you're familiar with how a healthy male asshole is suppoosed to feel inside...
I eat Asian woman butthole and it is yummy.
>>530431355Nope, I found it immediately from googling it so figure out how to use google.
/pol/ is seriously not up on the seedoils? Wtf lol
>>530431476why would patients with idiopathic constipation want to shit less?>>530431525shut the fuck up retard
>>530430639https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12591228/#s5https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36322289
>>530425444Why is that man completely naked and why is he shaped like a pregnant sow
>>530431548Is the problem that you can't read and are brown or something? Actually read it, what's the confusion here?>No fiber caused them to shit once every day>Consuming their typical high-fiber diet made this take 3.75 daysIt says it right there, was the whole problem that you don't speak english so you couldn't figure out how to google the study?
Inulin is a type of prebiotic. It's not digested or absorbed in the stomach. It stays in the bowel and helps certain beneficial bacteria to grow.Inulin is a starchy substance found in a wide variety of fruits, vegetables, and herbs, including wheat, onions, bananas, leeks, artichokes, and asparagus.+ probioticAkkermansia muciniphilahttps://pendulumlife.com/
>>530431548If you're actually ingesting those you're a fucking MORON. Canada will fall solely because of canola being our main export.seriously man, stay the hell away from that stuff.
>>530425675Every time i see a doctor i strip down naked even the eye doctor.
>>530426184If a man does it, yes. There is absolutely nothing gay about a woman stimulating your prostate though. I'm not even joking when I say that, I really don't think it is. Never been pegged, but I'll let a bitch eat my ass or shove a finger up there sometimes. The idea of getting pegged does seem pretty demeaning though, but I wouldn't say it's gay
>>530431525I'm more inclined to believe that we're sick of talking about it since it's entered the normiesphere
>>530429868the funny thing is i'm actually white, fuck the stacys of life, fly planes and helicopters, have seen 2 UFOs in my life (reported one offcly), have a gorgeous 3 yr old daughter and all you have in life is knowing that you're just either a faggot big nose or just some stupid nigger idiot>daughter is half native american
>>530425444Auto immune disease. Probably all the faggots pissing aids into our water supplies.
>>530426418Like 20 comments down before anyone mentioned this what the fuck
>>530431674pretty sure you're talking to a chat bot look at his reply to me, he can't read a screenshot I posted. He was also unable to find a study that pops up immediately when you google it.
>>530429621>>530429606Fasting is great if you can do it. When you fast you actually poop MORE than when you eat regularly. It's an eye-opening experience to eat nothing, but keep pooping.What works best for me is digestive enzymes. They've helped me lose a lot of weight. Besides helping me poop more often, they help me digest food better, so I don't get hungry as often. And I sleep better too.They're cheap too, maybe $10 for a month's supply.
when I was a kid I would hold my shit in for a week because I got screamed at for using too much TP. All it made me do was use more TP.
>>530429606Stop that shit.>>530430899See here, for those that are chronically constipated and already eating a high fiber diet it literally makes it worse. There are things that actually cause you to shit more, like certain fats.Might have to do with sodium levels too. Might have to do with overcooked food. Really there are a lot of things that could cause this - drastic diet changes also cause it because it takes like 1 month to adjust to a new diet, so take it slow.
1) jewish pesticides and such in the food are killing beneficial stomach bacterias2) most prostate cancer is fake, some study about it was published yesterday>>530431754>>530431739>>530431738>>530425444>>530425488>>530425573>>530425575>>530425675
>>530431739I used to take these when I worked morning shifts because I was always bloated as fuck and farting in the mornings. They worked great
>>530426218If you need a finger in your ass to cum then you are gay
>>530425940Oh Christ I kek'd
>>530425488I got Crohn's when I was a teenager and never had anything up my ass. Just had piv and oral with a normal girlfriend. It's an autoimmune disease.
>>530425444>butthole technician>by choice
>>530432757Kek how do you even get into that "profession"?
>>530429456It’s like a Minecraft video but in real life and with man made horrors beyond my comprehension instead of crafting
>>530425759My doctor is also the local woodcutter
>>530430836I was between half or full bottle (750ml/ 1/5th)a day for a few years. You can stop. Don't be scared. It's so much better on the other side fren. You can do it. In a year you'll look around be pleasantly surprised. In two you'll feel better than you ever have. All it takes is one day. Don't let it a be a day the world chooses for you.
> have you thought about what you want to do for a living honey ?> I WANNA STICK MY FIST UP PEOPLE'S ASSHOLES
>>530425701accutane functions like vit a overdose. it reduces mucin production among other things. mucosal barrier in GI protects epithelial from bacteria. bacteria get past it & trigger the autoimmune response that is crohns.
>>530433223It’s insane to me that men accept non women to do it How is the profession not 100% female by boycott of the alternative?
>>530426474metastatic prostate cancer is so low chance that there are medical papers arguing the stress from.any prostate test is a net negative. my dad got his false positive already and freaked out for a year
>>530429606my guess is you are obese and have zero exercise or stress in your life
>>530433223Jimmy Pop from the Bloodhound Gang made a joke about how gay proctologists lick heir fingers after giving a prostate exam in one of their songs, and it made it uncensored into their MTV video because he said it really quickly.
>>530426762to test after a positive pst they stick a scope up your ass and then jam a needle through to the prostate
>>530432885lol, it's got to be a dark pathwonder how many times that fuckers gloved up & pulled back a fudgesicle???now all i can think about is the poor bastard gettin fingeredhe's already at the doctor for a faulty o-ring & now there's a photographer asking for your consent to watch & document>it pays $40>says YES>it's my time to shine>make sure you get my good side>they laughed at me during recess said i'd never be famous>who's laughing now Kevin?! who?!
Eat a vegetable sometimes guys, it doesn't make you gay.
>>530425940I think I just died of laughter.
>>530431674> extract oil from rapeseed> use it as engine lubricant and other industrial applications> genetically engineer the plants to no longer be poisonous > “Americans will eat this stuff, just watch”
>>530427135that could be basically any gi disease or just you drinking too much coffee or sorbitol etc etcyou know theres a reason doc asks for your medical history tardo
>>530433851Never ever eat a vegetable unless it's cooked, eat a fruit and particularly ones where you can remove the skin where the majority of pesticides are>Fruit's fiber is easier to digest and is closer to a human's natural diet>They hydrate better>Taste betterBut most importantly>Peel fruit / open melon>Eat the inside>No pesticides on the insideDamn it's literally that easy I just dodged pesticides + dodged all the antinutrients in vegetables (fruits want to be eaten, vegetables don't)
>>530425444sneedoils
>>530430200crohns is autoimmune, ibs is just a catchall bullshit so they can peddle drugs, probably 90% of it is undiagnosed h pylori, maybe unusual phenotypes of patient or bacteria
>>530431044It sounds like I may be suffering the same problem as you. I have changed my diet to include a variety of fiber sources, but no matter what I still can't poop more than once every other day. There are always clumps of tiny pieces of shit that tend to wreck havoc on my ass. I drink tons of water and cut almost all sugar from my diet. I refuse to see a doctor since the last time I saw one it took them six months to determine that I had a vitamin deficiency. Seriously feel like I need to kms.
>>530431720Turns out most people here can, surprisingly, read. Unsurprisingly, (You) can't.
>>530425444(OP) keeping a fat man’s ass on screen without getting removed for hours. Fuck you
>>530425444What happens if you get a boner? Does the doctor end it then and there?
>>530426775Thanks ChatGPT
>>530425444probably dumbasses trying fad diets like Keto and Carnivore. If you want to avoid colon cancer, digestive problems, and a weak immune system those diets are exactly what you want to avoid. see it as a new selection pressure for the gullible.
>>530425444Pesticides and animal injections
You guys are getting older. Drink 2-3 cups of coffee in the morning and your colon will work. As with the crohns/auto-immune disease, surely a consequence of the vaxx.
>>530425444>HELLO SAAR, DOCTAR CHANDRAHAR HERE READY FOR YOUR COLORECTAL LESSON, I ASSURE YOU WILL FULLY RELAX. YOU WILL STRETCH.>I AM BRAHMANA CLASS WISE DOCTOR, ARYUVEDIC MEDICAL LICENSE FROM BURATTAMCHANDALE GUPAYA>SAAR, PLEASE ENSURE YOU HAVE EATEN FULLY IN THE PAST 48 HOURS FOR MAXIMUM POOP BENEFIT>PLEASE BEND OVER SAR>OH VISHNU, THAT'S ALOTTA POOP>OH LAKSHMI, WHAT A BLESSING>PLEASE, MORE ON THE DESK HERE, SAAR>LET IT ALL GO SAAR, LET IT GO>WONDERFUL AMAZING MIRACLE *HEAD BOB*>THAT IS $700 SAAR
>>530436208
There's a blood test for that. If you got finger fucked up the ass in the last decade, I've got some queer news for you....
>>530425877I was diagnosed with colon cancer at 32 and was lifting weights 4 times a week religiously for years, and eating a diet of whole foods that I always cooked and prepared myselfz with very little sugar. I also had genetic testing after being diagnosed which came back negative. So then micro plastics is all that's left which no one can do anything about.
>>530436551Well wait though, what was your receptive buttsex activity level at the time?
>>530436719Exit only
>>530436776Even thinking about buttsex increases your risk
>>530436839Better get tested
>>530425444pige
>>530435555You see a fatter ass every time you watch yourself in the mirror.
>cell phone>back pocket
>>530425444>Something has been causingYeah, the VAX.Get more gene mutation shots and see what will happen.
>>530425444yeah. Too much jerking off to pornYou jack too much, it is over.
>>530425444It's all the new preservatives and flavor and texture enhancers in ultra-processed foods. Every year new chemicals are added to the cocktail of drugs that make up these foods.And no, something being "FDA approved" doesn't mean it's safe. As long as no one is dying from acute poisoning, FDA doesn't give a shit.
>>530426066>and don’t eat meat.this is the reason why you have them.
>>530425444Microplastics.Also your prostate isn't in your pooeyhole.
>>530437416American food is pretty cursed, but that video you posted was made by an asshurt Chink
thanks doc
>>530435486Huh?
>>530425444believe it or not, i can actually tell you how i caused mine, but you would not believe my theory about my bowel irritation syndrome i will share it with you anyway:so basically, since i was very young, i was always inserting shit ton of toilet paper into my ass to cause the shit to move down because it always gets there and it gets me waiting, so my solution was to just insert shit ton of toilet paper into my ass like a faggot causing the irritation itself and making the shit chain move downand as i grew older and older 27 now, my colon lost its function to move the shit altogether, because it relies on me to move the shit, so it gets stuck in different colon chambers, causing me to do multiple trips to the toilet, every time i get up from the toilet seat the small disturbances causes me to return back immediately to the toilet seat, if i move too fast in the corridor again, same happensbasically because i was helping my colon do its job by supporting it by sticking toilet paper in my ass like a fag, the colon grew lazier and lazier and stopped working
>>530425940Im reading this while sitting in the toilet to take a shit and fucking laughing like a maniac, causing one my turds to fly right out. Fucking kek
freemason doctors do a masonic gesture while they stick a finger up ur buttholethey do it for clout, the loosh harvesting demons think it's hilarious
>>530429606How much water do you drink? I shit 1-3 times a day, depending on how much I eat and I’m never on the toilet for more than 3 min tops. I don’t eat fast food often and I’m not a fat ass. You should be shitting daily.
>>530425444Goyslop
>>530426899Were mostly men and statistically, we are highly likely to get prostate cancer
>>530425444science juice you useless and retarded phaggots. nothing will happen to you unless youre one of the goyim.
>>530438955Your anal sphincter muscle is damaged. Your colon is working normally. The IAS contributes 55% of the resting pressure of the anal canal. It is very important for bowel continence, especially for liquid and gas. When the rectum fills beyond a certain capacity, the rectal walls are distended, triggering the defecation cycle. This begins with the rectoanal inhibitory reflex (RAIR), where the IAS relaxes. This is thought to allow a small amount of rectal contents to descend into the anal canal where specialized mucosa samples whether it is gas, liquid or solid. Problems with the IAS often present as degrees of fecal incontinence (especially partial incontinence to liquid) or mucous rectal discharge.[8]
>>530425444ultraprocessed food good though?
>>5304328852 ways I believe1. You happen to be really good or interested in it. Like you understand it better than most other parts of medicine/the body2. Someone you know suffered from it which motivated you to help in preventing it in others
>>530438955In 2011, it was announced by the Wake Forest School of Medicine that the first bioengineered, functional anal sphincters had been constructed in a laboratory made from muscle and nerve cells, providing a proposed solution for anal incontinence.[9][10]https://web.archive.org/web/20180523193044/http://www.wakehealth.edu/Research/WFIRM/Projects/Anal-Sphincters.htm
>>530438955your brain stopped working you dumb nigger, thats all.
what are your guys thoughts on fiber powders like metamucil?
>>530440056probably improves your digestion when you shit bricks anything other than that fiber is useless.
>>530425444Looks like a headcrab.
>>530425444>Something has been causing an increase in prostate and lower bowel maladies since 2015 across many western nations. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the syringe Netanyahu has mounted on his desk.
>>530425575>>530425759they do blood tests now.if the doctor wants to stick fingers in your ass, hes just a faggot.
>>530440056That has lead, it's the plant, it takes up natural lead from the soil
>>530440170It feeds gut bacteria which repair the gut wall and stop leaky gut
>>530425444>246 repliesEvery. Single. Time.
>>530440256Imagine in 2022 if someone was unsure of the vaxx and then you told them Bibi has one displayed on his desk
>>530430836I drink a good bit but I'm mainly a heroin addict. I only drink like the equivalent of a 6 pack a day
>>530440574lol
>>530440539the gut is not leaking per se, its stuff that cant be absorbed and is handled as toxins. being stored in soft tissue together with fat cells. you could call leaky gut cancer.this is what gives you bad skin.
>feel popping/flare out in my prostate area after busting a nut one night>ever since then if I sit down for too long my pelvic gets piping hot>also darker circles under my eyes aka adrenal exhaustionI think my prostate just gave out.I don't have trouble urinating though no pain when peeing either
>>530431710> I am whiteWhat does that even mean? I bet you have brown eyes
inguinal hernia
>>530440878Inguinal hernia symptoms include:A bulge in the area on either side of the pubic bone, which becomes more obvious when upright, especially when coughing or straining.A burning or aching sensation at the bulge.Pain, discomfort or pressure in the groin, especially when bending over, coughing or lifting.Occasionally, pain and swelling around the testicles when the protruding intestine descends into the scrotum.
>>530425444Would
god I wish that was me
>>530440777Yeah but there is actually a thing called leaky gut, the gut lining is only 1 cell thick and it lets bacteria and literal shit into the body which causes inflammation
>>530441061I don't have a buldge anywhere just when I feel my bladder area and lower back it gets hot
>>530425444>>530425444Generational degradation of the ancestral human guy microbiome. The bacteria in our stomachs os heritable. Over the generations this beneficial composition has been lost. The biome filters all kinds of nasties, but importantly the functionality part of protection of DNA through primary, secondary, and tertiary effects; HAS BEEN LOST. This leads to broad spectrum illness hard to attribute cause... Autism.. cough, cough (through dysregulation and maldevelopment of Hypothalamic-Pituitary-Adrenal (HPA) axis while still in the womb!)Screen cap this in case I get a bullet in my head, then it would be worth it. Has nothing at all to do with glyphosate. It's not like there's serious financial incentives to treat the symptoms.
>>530425759You need to thrust at least two fingers in to check white men’s prostate, they use their anus a lot comparing to the men from other races.
>>530431593Production of HFCS involves bacterial and fungal processing... What could go wrong?
>>530425940Fucking comedy>G>O>L>D
>>530441307Direct inguinal hernias occur along the back wall of the inguinal canal. They are the result of a weakened inguinal canal wall that happens as a person ages. They often are caused by straining or lifting something heavy.The Valsalva maneuver is performed by a forceful attempt of exhalation against a closed airway, usually done by closing one's mouth and pinching one's nose shut while expelling air, as if blowing up a balloon.
>>530441307In men, the examination should begin with the patient standing and the physician seated in front of the patient. The groin should be inspected for an obvious bulge. The physician should observe for any expansile bulge while the patient “bears down” (Valsalva maneuver). An indirect hernia is often piriform in shape—broad in the scrotum and narrow over the medial half of the inguinal ligament. A direct hernia is globular in shape over the medial half of the inguinal ligament and usually does not enter the scrotum.12If a hernia is not visualized, additional maneuvers should be performed. Using an index finger, the physician should palpate the base of the scrotum and gently invaginate the redundant skin of the scrotum into the inguinal canal toward the pubic tubercle. The finger follows adjacent to the spermatic cord, and the fingertip will be just within the external ring. The patient should then be asked to strain or cough as the physician palpates for a soft impulse, which is suggestive of herniation.13
>>530425940Fuckinh kek
>>530436208>YOU WILL STRETCH
>>530425444porn addiction
A hernia can indirectly trigger back pain through:Nerve compression: Some hernias may push against nearby nerves and muscles, which stimulate pain signals that radiate to the back and cause referred pain.Poor body posture and movement changes: To manage hernia-related back pain, people might unintentionally adjust their body posture or movement. This, in turn, can put pressure on the back muscles, leading to back pain.Chronic fatigue & muscle tension: An untreated hernia can lead to poor sleep, muscle fatigue, and tension in the lower back area.
>>530437358These trends began before 2021.
>>530425444Imagine finally finishing school after at least 8 years and getting into mountains of student loan debt, become the most prestigious educated member of your family and finally becoming financially stable at the end, having your own practice, expensive exotic automobiles and vacations, any woman you want and the press posts a photo of you with your hand up a fat boomers ass for the world to see. Lol tradie fags stay winning
>>530425444>stigma for men finally having the doctor check their asshole finally lessens>rates for diseases diagnosed by checking your asshole increaseI HAVE NO IDEA, IT SHALL FOREVER REMAIN A MYSTERY!
>>530429606Stop eating fibre and go carnivore
>>530431710>bragging about a half breed shitskin daughter You lost fagflag. My 3 children are all white and we all have blue eyes.
>>530443563>My 3 children are all white and we all have blue eyes.Who is / are the lucky father(s)?
>>530442955the majority of the work doctors do is on disgusting old fat diseased people. They try to pretend they do traumatic injuries on beautiful people in their 20s but that's not their workload
>Something has been causing an increaseTic-tacs.
I drink a lot in the evenings and then in the morning I eat porridge. Within seconds of finishing I'm running to the toilet for a shit. Then two or more shits later in the day.
>>530444290>you must be a cuck because I'm brownLol seethe shitskin
>>530425444When my doctor dies this he puts both hands on my shoulders
>>530444992Based rigormortis necro boner enjoyer
this is a humiliation ritual btwif you willingly subject yourself to this you're an npc
>>530425940
>>530425444How much can they actually check with just two knuckles deep? That's mostly just sphincter.
Sitting and stress, literally. But daamge.
>>530425759And the doctor but both hands on my shoulders to make me feel comfortable
>>530447342I used to get these all the time when I was a child
>>530425759It's actually two fingers for thorough rectal wall palpation to find potential fistulization hotspots.
>>530425444This whole thing is hilarious to read, thanks anons.
>>530426524You do realize they don't just start hitting you with radiation and chemo without a biopsy, right?
>>530425444They told me the pictures were for a book with educational purposes
>>530426066>vegetarian>has GI problemsyou're retarded
>>530425759Faggot. They can test for prostate cancer with a blood test now. Any doctor still shoving their finger up their patients' asses is sexually assaulting their patient and needs to be arrested, jailed and have their medical license revoked.
>>530426233Like non stop? I have this bullshit and I'm 90% confident it's psychological
>>530425444Gotta walk at least 40 min/10km with high pulse at least 3 times a week. At the very least 3 times. After work, after doing your shit. Or before the day starts.
>>530425444red meat bros...
I get a prostate exam every month
>>530425877>these things just started in 2015We would have seen a gradual increase, as everything you listed predates the spike that started ten years ago. It could also be:>porn Inb4 “that’s stupid.” The function of the prostate is ejaculation. With the advent of ubiquitous, free, instantly accessible, totally free porn ovraphy, men are jerking off 2.1x’s as often as they did prior to the early 2010’s. Porn is older than that, and free internet porn goes back to the mid 2000’s. So after around 10 years of excessive ejaculation we started seeing the side effects.
>>530442981good goy
>>530433356What's with all the vit A toxicity stuff recently? Been hearing it for ozone therapy, theory as to why carnivore is recommended, and even that it fucks up your kidney/liver. To the point where they are recommending peeling vegetables if you have to eat them.
>>530450705>b-but it acktchually decreases cancer risk!We’ve all heard that, right? The claim that jerking off more decreases cancer risk is pretty cemented into the internet milieu. Where does it come from?Well, it predates pornography and goon culture. The Harvard study started in 1986 and ran for 10 years. It followed 30,000 men. Those who jerked off more than 21 times a month showed a 30% decrease in prostate cancer compared to those who jerked off 3 or fewer times a month. No causality or link between low libido and cancer was ever examined, and no reasoning for why the link may exist was ever determined. It’s all just an assumption, and a pretty big leap.It’s safe to say that men who are jacking it only 3 times a month are very old or have serious health problems (outside of those who abstain consciously, which is quite rare). This was never explored in the study. A similar study in Australia left this out as well. Anyone who takes a step back from the accepted premise (“jerking off stips cancer!”) would see those studies and conclude that people who are at a high risk of prostate cancer don’t jerk off as often. A key takeaway though is the “21 times a month” stat. That predates porn. Many men are now jerking off more than once a day.
>>530425444Looking at your photo, OP, I wondered:"WHAT THE FUCK would make somebody wake up one fine day, and decide - 'I know what I want to do for the rest of my life - I want to shove my hand up some aging stranger's diseased arsehole, day in, day out, for the rest of my existence"..?... and then, I remembered - FAGGOTS. Faggots (sadly) exist, and would be drawn to jobs like this.Fuck this gay earth...
>>530425575i think the humiliated one is the one who has to stick his fingers into a fat mans shit encrusted hairy asshole
>>530431693faggot
>>530425940HOCKIN A LOOGIE
>>530425444Our food is literally plastic so it looks nice on the supermarket shelf
>>530425444PORCINE
>>530425759Did he put both of his hands on your shoulders anon?
>>530427135Try carnivore
>>530427135try cannabis edibles
