Give it to me straight. Can he still win?
he's stable.
Iranian scientists are working overtime to develop a cardboard cell transfusion. I just got the call, he's currently stable.
>>530427452He's with his 72 goats now
>>530427636I feel bad for tim sometimes. he had really good genes for youthful skin but it all was wasted on terrible hair genes. if you imagine him with hair he easily would've looked like he was in his 20s well into his 30s
>>530427452Im sorry to tell you, anon. He died a week ago. Is OVYR.
>>530427452Yeah bro, he's got this
According to Turdeau, he already won.
>>530427820The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>530427636Shoving plastic horses in your ass doesn't make you a stable
>>530427774he could afford a great hair transplant if he wanted hair so bad
>>530428450no it's not how that works. he needs donor hair, he went to end stage norwood so fast. he never had a shot. I think even dutasteride wouldn't have stopped it because it was so aggressive.
>>530428529>he needs donor hairyou use your own hair follicles
>>530427452His son will carry on the dream.
>>530428994>you use your own hair folliclesyes thats what i meant, they call it donor hair too
>>530427452who?
>>530427452No
>>530427452Hell no lol. The only countries left that could give the U.S. problems in a war are China and (maybe) Russia. Whether you’re rooting for the U.S./Israel or Iran, you’re either low IQ or outright lying if you think the Iranian government will last more than a month. The hard part, and what might take awhile, is trying to figure out how Iran doesn’t dissolve into chaos after the government falls like Iraq did. That’s what’s going to fuck Trump up completely, and it seems that it wasn’t something he thought about before he attacked Iran.
>>530427452If you ask Canada you'll learn he already did.
>>530429097he is not fully bald. he just shaves off the sides so it looks like he chose baldness rather than showing his norwood. almost everyone still has some follicles, incl. tim
>>530427452somehow khamenei has returned..
>>530429247You lost against goat herders and rice farmers. Lmao, wtf are you sniffing?
>>530427452nope no chance whatsoeverall iran leadership has some kind of horrible animal aids after fucking so many goats
>>530429407A jungle battlefield is a lot different than a wide open battlefield. Plus, Vietnam was a draft war. Nobody wanted to be there. Besides, you lost to the fucking Poles. You can’t say shit.
>>530429419it's funny how this retarded goyslop pic is like the jewish version of an old /pol/ redpill infographic lol, even borrowing the same fonts and MS paint white background
>>530427452Win? Nigga he dead.
>>530429556>A jungle battlefield is a lot different than a wide open battlefieldright which is why you think assaulting the "mountainside cave fortress complex" battlefield would be easier, right?
>>530429419To be fair, bacha bazi is completely forbidden by the Taliban. It’s not a Muslim custom, just some disgusting Afghan cultural custom. Muslims don’t tolerate it.
>>530427452He won the moral high ground.
>>530429642Their mountainside fortresses are dust. They just took out their newest mountain facility yesterday that was still under construction. Bunker busters exist for a reason.
>>530429789bro... lol...you know what? yeah sure. good luck with the ground invasion. (which isn't going to happen because US strategic planners know more than you). might I suggest you start in the giant open desert on the south coast, that should be fun
Next supreme leader Fil a'Tahro has already been selected. Theyre never going to run out of these guys
>>530429853>giant open desert>doesn’t know about Desert StormA ground invasion isn’t even necessary lol. Their navy is gone, their air force is gone, their leadership is in the 3rd version in two weeks, their missile storage sites are gone, their mountainside fortresses are gone, their drone factories are gone. In what way do they have any chance of winning? Are you pro-Iran faggots this delusional? Like I said, whether you want the U.S./Israel to win or not (I certainly don’t like Israel), these fucking low IQ takes from you dumbfucks make me WANT to root for the kikes.
>>530429926he will avenge his fallen brother
>>530430345On the contrary, it seems that you are the one who isn't aware of Desert Shield. Or were you under the impression that American troops accumulated in full view of the enemy in hostile territory on open ground in Desert Storm?The drone factories and fortresses are not gone. If they were then we would just stroll in through the southern coast right now. You will be able to tell that this isn't the case over the next few weeks as American troops will *not* do that. We won't even try
>>530429556>wide open battlefield Google is free, little bro. Go spend one or two minutes looking at a topographic map of Iran and then come back here again
>>530430345>"their leadership is in the 3rd version in two weeks">3rd version>is literally the same fucking regime, but one leader died, his vice took the power for a couple of days, and then his successor took over for goodYou frame as if Iran's regime was collapsing, but it's surprisingly stable and running as any other govenrment in the world would in this same situation
>>530430711bare mountains =/= jungle>>530430502Back to the OP’s original point, there’s no way Iran can defeat the U.S. End of story. Absolutely delusional. They haven’t sank a single ship, they’ve barely killed 6 Americans, and they’ve already suffered all the losses I’ve mentioned above. You’ve yet to explain how they can win. “you know what? Yeah, sure.” Isn’t an argument, it’s a deflection.
>>530427452It was pretty touch and go for a while there, but he's finally made out of wood. His status is currently stapled.
>>530430938>stableLmfao. Maybe in the same way CHAZ in Seattle was a stable government.
>>530427452They literally have all the cards right now with the US having no solution to the Strait of Hormuz issue
>>530427452he already wonruled for 35 yearsdied a martyr
>>530431068Iran can't defeat the US in an offensive war, nobody is denying that. (Also if we're strictly referring to OP's statement, then Ali Khameini can't really "win" anything... he's dead.) I was replying to *your* post implying that battlefield conditions in Iran would be more favorable than those of Vietnam which isn't true. And if America tried to invade Iran on the ground, right now, yeah. We would lose. As in we would be forced to retreat because casualties would be too high to be politically tenable. Which is again, why we're not even gonna try it.We were talking about a prospective ground invasion of Iran, right? Because otherwise talking about "jungle battlefield" and "wide open battlefield" isn't even relevant.>You’ve yet to explain how they can win.Winning can take many forms and it doesn't always mean destroying more of your opponent's material and personnel than they destroyed of yours. If the chimpout with the strait proves effective enough to get American diplomats to be ejected from the Gulf states (and that's what they're demanding), then the Americans will also lose their bases there, putting the Iranians ahead of where they were when the war began. That would be a victory even though Khameini is dead.\
>>530427452It's an uphill battle for Americans to be honest. We saw how well bush tried to take the sandbox that is Afghanistan and he actually went to school with top military generals and other colleagues that made it to the CIA. Trump bombing the Ayatollah only made it worse for us in 2030.
>>530431306>”all the cards”>no navy>no air force >mining boats being systematically destroyed>”all the cards”It’s like I’m surrounded by retards. This site used to be full of high IQ autists. Now it’s just retarded zoomers. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>530427452>Give it to me straight. Can he still win?Already did. Between the sunken carrier and the 3000 dead us soldiers from drones, Iran victory is assured
>>530427746>He's with his 72 chuds nowFixed that for you.
>>530427452I would say so since he’s currently winning and now seeking regime change in Israel.
