>"I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among six-year-olds. So I decided to eat like a six-year-old." He frequently jokes about this, often noting that he consumes five 12-ounce Coca-Colas daily and enjoys ice cream, potato sticks, and candy.This nigger is 95 fucking years old and is the 9th richest person in the world. There's no way you can be this successful and be this retarded. But yes, you actually can. It's called being a fucking boomer.
>There's no way you can be this successful and be this retardedit's called a joke
>>530429499Checked, but he is beyond Boomer™.He's a Silenter™ (1928-1945)
>>530429499>glass bottle>sugar, not corn syrupcheckmate
>>530429499It's called good advertising
Like all boomers he was born on homebaseAnd yet somehow he managed to destroy taco bell. Nice work kike
Eating unhealthy shit is not that bad for you as long as you don't eat too much of it and it's not the only thing you eat. Nips live to be like 500 years old and they're eating plenty of fried food and other such bullshit
>i-is that sucrose and fructose? NOOOOOOOO SAAAAAAAAVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>530429499It's called a joke, retard.Also, why are you so upset about him enjoying himself? You're weird.
