Why do Jews worship Saturn?
lol what stupid skit thing is this from?
>>530429815natalie gets a pass and you know it
>>530429815because you touch yourself at night.
>>530429815cutie
>>530429929It is because of people like you that jews still exist (matrilineal descent)Literal (human) race traitor.
Because satan.
>>530429929Nah, she's a mischling/shape shifter. Can't be trusted and is subversive.Only pure Jewesses get the pass.
>>530429815>Mrs. Hershlag, what happened to the USS Liberty?
>>530429815They worship Yahweh. They abandoned the worship of El. The typical Interpretatio equates Saturn with El, not Yahweh.
>>530429815
>>530429815It's a celestial body from which one can extract energy from.
>>530430010I will kill all of you for a chance to sniff her assholeAnd so would you
>>530429929Yes.
>>530429929I never understood how people found this kike attractiveYeah shes much better than most yentas but shes mogged by the avaerage normie white girl who works at the local burger king.
>>530429815Neta-Lee, stop being an adorable tard, we have to genocide you
>>530430054I will however admit abby is objectively attractive.Still wouldnt because shes evil but she is hot while natalie isnt.
>>530429815You spelled Satan wrong.
>>530430101Um excuse me this isn't very affirming of my 5000 hours of staring at cubes and hexagrams and trying to paint every enemy I have as a devil worshiper
>>530429815because planets are demons and jews worship that particular demonhttps://quod.lib.umich.edu/e/eebo/A29273.0001.001/1:3.1
>>530429815>I'm actually not Jewish but I still would like to date you.
but why does timmy worship Big Black Cock
>>530429929If she had her OG Heeb schnozz, you would not say that.
>>530429815the entire middle east did
>>530430279She's not evil while being a homemaker. Natalie is more evil by that standard.
>>530430369Every projection a confession...
Why do we permit women to wear anything except clothes like thatThose little slip on shoes with the tights is peak feminine aesthetic, physically useless, it's cute Ban all other female attire indefinitely
>>530430101Wow who knew you could actually learn something on /pol/
>>530430511You will never be in charge of anything
>>530430460I meant evil by nature of being jewishSomething theyre both guilty of.I do admit that Abby is attractive tho.
>>530430460Imagine if she pooped in the food and served it like normal food, would be delicious
>>530430054That one took the jab and miscarried.She's untouchable.
>>530429815Time is Money
>>530430799That means nothing in a world of Bobby Fishers, Tiberius Julius Alexanders, Yakov Yusefovichs, etc. Judaism is an ideology you convert to, ask Rabbi Akiva or Trump's daughter. By your logic I should blame you for the Jews being where they are in the first place. Edward the I was all too happy to tax them to fund his campaigns, and scapegoat them for the problems later, just like all the other nobles of Europe. >>530431367She has three healthy kids including a girl now. Someone is touching her, and it ain't you.
>>530431518People like Bobby Fischer actively rejected judaism and called out jews as evil.Meanwhile Abby doesnt reject jewish ideology, she actively celebrates it.
>>530431654Because it's a cult and she's trapped in it, same with a lot of "Jews". Literally no different than mainstream Christianity, which facilitates them.
>>530431518She took the jab.I don't care who porks her. Thank God it's not me.
>>530430101>Superman, a Jewish creation, is the last song of the House of El (Kal-El).He's sometimes likened to a sun god by nerds, too.Hm.What did those crafty Jews mean by this?Hedging their bets with El?
Newfag thread, Herschlag has the white person pass
>>530429815They don't.They worship Satan.There is zero etymological nor anthropological evidence to support the claim that there is a relationship between Saturn and Satan.The only "link", is phonetic. Thus, only a fool would think it. It would be like saying>frogs and hogs are the same because their names sound similar!So why do people say this?Some don't know better, but others (jews), do it to negatively depict the native religion of Europe.Why?Brcause Pagan Rome eternally buck broke the Jewish people.They hate Christianity; but they are terrified of European Paganism.
>>530432327>So why do people say this?Ancient Romans and Greeks were only to a degree polytheistic, they believed that there was only one universal pantheon that everyone worshiped under different names. So when they tried to make sense of Carthaginian and Canaanite religions they conflated Baal Hammon, Yahweh and El with Saturn because they were all vaguely "king of the gods" associated with the sky/storms. As the Jews spread into Europe their own mythology gets influenced by pagan polytheism so some Jewish writers also started to assume that God and Saturn must be the same. As Europe becomes Christian, paganism as a religion becomes a distant memory so only the more prominent stories survive, like Saturn eating his children. This in turn makes him look more like an evil being in the eyes of many writers. Fast forward 2000 years and you have people trying to make sense of this clusterfuck and take some obviously wrong interpretations as gospel.
>>530434889>they believed that there was only one universal pantheon that everyone worshiped under different namesYes, like the great Jacob Grimm believed, it ws one "Pan-European Religion".But that means it only applies to PIE descended groups.When they met the Semites, even they thought syncretizing with them was a stretch.But you suggest that Jews are misappropriating and misusing Saturn, who in truth has nothing to do with them.Thx. As if I needed another reason to hate their theology.TLDR:Saturn is European. Semites misusing him is just a sad LARP they do.
>>530429815imagine her pantyhose.
>>530430554holy schizo. muh symbolism!
>>530430369Why do blacks love getting buck broken? I don't know nigga, you tell me?
>>530429815AND IF YE SHALL DESPISE MY CHUKKOT, OR IF YOUR NEFESH ABHOR MY MISHPATIM, SO THAT YE WILL NOT DO ALL MY MITZVOT, BUT THAT YE VIOLATE MY BRIT (COVENANT),I ALSO WILL DO THIS UNTO YOU: I WILL EVEN VISIT UPON YOU TERROR, WASTING DISEASE, AND THE BURNING FEVER, THAT SHALL CONSUME THE EYES, AND DRAIN THE NEFESH: AND YE SHALL SOW YOUR ZERA IN VAIN, FOR YOUR ENEMIES SHALL EAT IT.
AND IF YE SHALL DESPISE MY CHUKKOT, OR IF YOUR NEFESH ABHOR MY MISHPATIM, SO THAT YE WILL NOT DO ALL MY MITZVOT, BUT THAT YE VIOLATE MY BRIT (COVENANT),I ALSO WILL DO THIS UNTO YOU: I WILL EVEN VISIT UPON YOU TERROR, WASTING DISEASE, AND THE BURNING FEVER, THAT SHALL CONSUME THE EYES, AND DRAIN THE NEFESH: AND YE SHALL SOW YOUR ZERA IN VAIN, FOR YOUR ENEMIES SHALL EAT IT.
AND IF YE SHALL DESPISE MY CHUKKOT, OR IF YOUR NEFESH ABHOR MY MISHPATIM, SO THAT YE WILL NOT DO ALL MY MITZVOT, BUT THAT YE VIOLATE MY BRIT (COVENANT),I ALSO WILL DO THIS UNTO YOU: I WILL EVEN VISIT UPON YOU TERROR, WASTING DISEASE, AND THE BURNING FEVER, THAT SHALL CONSUME THE EYES, AND DRAIN THE NEFESH: AND YE SHALL SOW YOUR ZERA IN VAIN, FOR YOUR ENEMIES SHALL EAT IT. ---
AND IF YE SHALL DESPISE MY CHUKKOT, OR IF YOUR NEFESH ABHOR MY MISHPATIM, SO THAT YE WILL NOT DO ALL MY MITZVOT, BUT THAT YE VIOLATE MY BRIT (COVENANT),I ALSO WILL DO THIS UNTO YOU: I WILL EVEN VISIT UPON YOU TERROR, WASTING DISEASE, AND THE BURNING FEVER, THAT SHALL CONSUME THE EYES, AND DRAIN THE NEFESH: AND YE SHALL SOW YOUR ZERA IN VAIN, FOR YOUR ENEMIES SHALL EAT IT. -------
>>530429815there's a jewish kaaba on saturn. that's where they sell your soul to the allyums.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5_w8Qh-7crE
>>530429815I do not give a shit, I just don’t want to live in brownoid land where they clearly hate me and my children and any white black brown Jew in my way will be errmmmm ahhh not in my way hahah get me?
>>530429929The white man still falling for demonic succubi.
>>530429815it has continnued ever since the planet saturn was seen with naked eye the first time
>>530432327>>frogs and hogs are the same because their names sound similar!hol upthey're not???
>>530439402Holy shit. Actually they might be.Fuck, my bad
>>530430369nice to see hairy gaping desi bhosda chut taking bwc creampies bobble bobble bobble
>>530430369I fucking knew it.
>>530429815They worship a dude name Nimrod as Saturn because they believe he was a time traveller because his wife claimed she could reincarnate him with magic sky vagina power. The baby is known as luficer to the world and he died chopping off his penis. So in retrospect, they worship 2 different dickless dudes as the same dude.
>>530431518Jesus Christ, look at that beak.
>>530430293You realize Jesus never actually existed and therefore never said or did any of that shit in your ancient Jewish comic book?
>>530429815Islam is right about women.
>>530429929
>>530430315>Mercury's metal is brasscome on now
>>530429815way cuter when younger
>>530429815>>530432327
>>530431518Is that an undershirt or is she actually that pale? Omg I'm gonna cooom
>>530429815That has to be the most jewish run i've seen..
>>530429929>advanced mimicry get's a passcanadian gooners cannot be trusted ,remember
>>530447136me on the right
>>530436591>When they met the Semites, even they thought syncretizing with them was a stretch.That's really not true, they did it with all kind of gods from all kind of cultures. When they encountered the Hurrian(south turkey/north syria) storm God Teshub they labeled him Jupiter Dolichenus and started a minor mystery cult around him that lasted for like a century. Their theology simply required it. When things didn't really fit the assumption was simply "okay these are backward barbarians, they don't know any better".Bit more generally tho, while initially the whole "Jews worship Saturn" connection might have been weak and more based on ignorance than anything, it doesn't mean that's still the case. This line of thought regularly popped up in Pagan, Jewish and Christian occult/esoteric cults because of the older Interpretatio I mentioned and superficial connections like Sabbath being on Satur(n)sday and some bible phrases. It's possible that there are today cults and secret societies that unironically worship a version of Saturn that's very different from the ancient Roman Saturn.
>>530429815saturn is satan. white europeans gladly do the same
They put a scar ring around their penis to represent his chains.
>>530430369It's a horse cock, idiot.
>>530439242thats a jeet dont you see the flag?
>>530444406It's even freaking the horse out.
>>530430369like a clockwork
>>530451230no pajeet will ever be american, or whatever your borrowed miscellaneous flag represents either
>>530429929I'd turn her Catholic, over one night (with my penis).
>>530452076SameAny catholic cock would turn herShe'd be begging for a white catholic son to be put in her and a jewish daughter as twins
