JESUS NEVER EXISTED. NO SUCH THING AS JESUS FUCKING RETARDS. NO SUCH THING, ANY SUCH THING AS JESUS. THERES NO SUCH THING AS JESUS! NO SUCH THING!

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>>530444649
Christians worship a homeless fictional Jewish child trafficker and predator
Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked them young.

>>530444649
"People" who clap between words are insufferable faggots and should all be obliterated.

Neither did Abraham or Moses, yet our foreign policy assumes they did

>>530445275
Debunked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vilasek7qXY

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>>530445607
crazy how Muslims are more Christian than jews

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>>530444649
Then how did I get my fabulous secret powers?

>>530444649
you've been cursing him for thousands of years, and yet you claim he doesn't exist?
yikes (and oof)
you got the L on this one (and the one before it, and the ones before that, all the way back to the cross)

no refunds