>banks are going to be targetedgood news everyone
Who're they gonna get? Latisha behind the counter and old Francine getting her social check?
>>530445076they're going to target israel banks.
>>530445121oy vey muh sheckels
>>530445352>oy vey>>>/wsg/6107430
>>530445121this is somehow even more antisemitic than usual
>>530445121There are lots of american bank branches in the gcc
>>530445875>american bank branchesso...israeli banks?
>>530444811Ok, now Israel might send boots on the ground
>>530444811This is the second most antisemitic thing Iran has done.
>>530444811
>>530446101What's the first?
>>530445121Reminder that last year when they targeted intel HQ and the stock market Israel started begging the US to intervene the very same day.
>>530444811>THE HAPPENINGS ARE HAPPENING>THE BIRTHRATES ARE PLUMMETING>THE MAGNETIC FIELDS ARE WEAKENING>THE NEETS ARE NEETING>THE NUKES ARE DROPPING>THE SHITCOINS ARE DUMPING>THE TARIFFS ARE HITTING HARD>THE REAL ESTATES ARE OVERWHELMING>THE AI IS TAKING OVER>THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING>THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING>THE RATES ARE CUTTING>THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING>THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING>THE INSIDERS ARE SHORTING>THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING>THE PENSIONS ARE PONZYING>THE FAMINES ARE COMING>THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING>THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING>THE UBI'S ARE DROPPING>THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP>THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING>THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING>THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING>THE WEST HAS FALLENIt's over but I still have to go to work tomorrow morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it finally be my turn to be on top?
>>530446230burn baal
>>530445352I'm still amazed every time I see Israel unironically calls their currency shekels
>>530446230Fighting a war with the US
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>>530446335Jesus christ you aren't joking.There's something psychedelic about how unabashedly racist reality is. Like learning that Indians actually do eat cow shit, or that Muslims really do rape goats, niggers do retarded shit like wash their chicken before they cook it, etc. It's like occasionally God just gives me a massive fucking dose of lsd and I'm so blown away by the ridiculousness of it I can't even laugh.
>>530444811these are great for news
>>530444811holy fuck we cant stop winning rus sisters