>Dad forces me to call my alcoholic uncle for this birthday today>I tell him "Alles Gute zum Geburtstag" (Happy Birthday)>He tells me "Alles Gute zum Leben" (Happy Life(?))>That was the end of the conversationDoes this happen in your cunt-ree?
>>530447638My alcoholic uncle came over by surprise today because he was short on cash, he promised to pay me on the weekend. I got a free handjob out of it.
>>530447638I am the alcoholic uncle
>>530447638No we don't want your luften or whatever please stop
>>530447687>FreeObviously that was to cover the interest you financially illiterate tard
>>530447638Yes. It happens. Obviously.