Jam Boys
>>530563498They get to take the jam back home to their families it's a good deal
I know Indians have been through a lot lately, but here's some more.
>>530563498retardedly fake storyas ccredible as the lampshade
>>530563498The funniest part is that they could have just used a stick in the ground or something, but jamjeets are so dumb and servile that they just... let the British do this to them. Fucking hysterical.
>>530563498jam boys been real quiet since you posted this
>>530563498HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>530563498you people are insanely hilarious lol
>>530563498
You can tell jam boys never actually existed because there's no reason to involve a human body in that method for keeping insects away. You could just put the jam on the ground somewhere and get the same effect.
>>530564142>>530564675retards
>>530564675post jam covered hand currynigger
>>530564734Probably putting jam on the ground wouldn't be a good idea either. But it'd be a better idea than putting it on an Indian person since it'd get you the same results without needing to involve an Indian person.
>>530564316>>530564734Jamjeets detected.
>>530564217The jam heads are worried their secret supply of ASS JAM will be stolen.
>>530564916Jamjeets is synonymous with scamjam!
>>530564734>>530564916putting jam on a stick or the ground is obviously not as effective as putting it on a person. mosquitos are attracted to people, not inanimate objects you fucking faggots. the jam is so the mosquitos get stuck, not to attract them. holy fuck you are all retarded
>>530564734Well, yes, the average IQ in India is below 70 which does make them retards. It is probably why the Brits had such an easy time lording over them and exploiting them in this way. British humor is rather interesting though. Only a brit could cook up something so patently absurd as a jam boy. They have a special kind of talent for this thing.
>>530563784Did they scrape off the jam or just lick the jamboy
>>530563498stinky jeets will find any excuse to eat shit out of the butt
>>530565146Calm down, Jamjeet. Otherwise I won't let you keep the jam to share with your family.
>>530564675And what?!? The jam will just follow you around? Damn you’re dumb!!
JAM NIGGERS
>>530563498op is a faggot that will never create a meme
>>530565334ASS JAM!!!
>>530563498kek
>>530565146Sorry, Pablo. I'm not a day laborer. I don't know what mosquitos are into.
>>530564082Jamjeet malding
>>530565414Put the jam on a cart then? Or keep it in a jar and move it when you need to golf at the next hole?
>>530563784This is hilarious because of the pajeet seething, but just for the record, it's not real. It’s a humor bit from Top Gear. It’s not real.God Clarkson is fickin hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ig9bwD67JdAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wpESFhBeIU
>>530565449This jam boy mad frfr
>>530563498wondering what I missed, searched it, now im laughing my ass off. maybe instead of pajeet and can be pajam? Pajammy? never change /pol/
"Jam" means "brave" in Hindu.
The Jeets thought they'd seen the worst of itYou ain't seen nothin' yet Sukhdeep!
>>530565550I'm not a pajeet but you have to be mildly retarded to think it's possible
scam jams
>>530565616>It's not realYeah, aside from putting it on a person not making sense, you could also tell it was fake from the part where the jam boy got to take home the jam to his family.Pretty sure no Indian family is going to scrape jam off their son and use it for their meals. Jam probably isn't that expensive that you need to scrape it off people instead of buying it or trading for it.
>>530564011Checked, kek'd & saved
>>530564011>I know Indians have been through a lot lately, but here's some more.kek. the last jamboy thread was nuclear grade seething. This absolutely requires a jamboy thread be up 24/7.
>>530565571Yeah, ok. A good compromise is the jeet wears the jam jar wrapped in his head towel big ass hat thing. This way there is a little more dignity in being a jam head.
>>530564082>retardedly fake story>as ccredible as the lampshadeIf it makes you street shitters seethe, then I will choose to believe it's real jamboy.
jamshedpur is an actual city in india, let's look at a random streetviewsurprisingly little litter and streetpoop, though there was this terrible brickwork, I can't tell whether 'jeets are chronic scam artists or just so incompetent everyone tolerates it
>>530564309Context: the government is building a road and the locals are literally stealing the wet concrete for izzat, even though there is no value to wet concrete. They are literally ruining the road because they can and this gives them increased social points (izzat).
>>530565926fixed
>>530565926I don't give a fuck it just sound stupid and ridiculous if you think that would have worked you're probably as dumb as a pajeet the equivalent of a jew who believe in the lampshade story
>>530565315>just lick the jamboyThey smear the jamboy with baby shit then the community licks it off of him.
>>530565449seethe more jamboy.
>>530566257>fixedkek. saved.
I'd say we should start review bombing golf courses complaining they didn't provide a jam boy and see how far we can take it.
>>530565813>no Indian family is going to scrape jam off their son and use it for their meals.they literally eat shit
>>530566399I've never seen shit that colour before. When jamjeets celebrate their festival of colour, is this what they're referring to?
>>530565813>Jam probably isn't that expensive that you need to scrape it off peoplepoojeet subhumans steal wet concrete scraped from the road kek, I am certain that subhuman streetshitting shitskins would lick the jam from the jamjeet kek
>>530565813This image needs jam added to it.
>>530566661> my sides are fadingPlease do this!
Life finds a way
>>530563784>bug and sweat covered jam
Someone get some jeets on fiver to be Jam Boys for a few bucks and record it. If this concept can be proven in practice then it isint just a meme then
>>530566661Unrelated but Coors Beer is fucking shit and the worst american beer I've ever tasted. And considering how bad most american beer tastes, that's saying something.
Have I missed something? Why is the Punjabi man covered in jam?
>>530567027Well this is much worse than JAM!!!
>>530567187>its being the free protien saaar
>>530565850link?
>>530567219You sure have.
>>530563498This is the Gayest meme of the 20s so far.
>>530567219shitty forced meme attempt by timmies who are still mad they lost the meme war to Indiait will die in a few days
>>530567027Somehow the lime seems stranger than the eel.
izzat levels all time low in all of bharat
>>530566220It's insane that we let jews breathe and import these parasites to our homes
I don’t get the “humiliation ritual” revisionism I’ve been hearing. Wouldn’t a jamboy be a very prestigious position? They got free food that wasn’t fecal slop, and they were graced by the presence of white men. Not to mention, such proximity to western civilization must have elevated them to demigod status among other jeets. This was probably a very exclusive high-caste position.
Everyday I thank God I wasn't born a filthy little jam boy
>>530566661>I'd say we should start review bombing golf courses complaining they didn't provide a jam boy and see how far we can take it.kek. Start advertising h1b's jobs as jamboys.
>>530567649I've seen this IRL
>>530564142It makes more sense for the jam boys to move the stick. Like the caddy shack moves the golf clubs.
>>530567245>link?>>530550519
>>530567788And if you shot the jeet, you wouldn't get a medal for defending your White home against an invader, but you'd get life in prison. In fact the jews have made it so that if you attacked him because he was an invader, a "racial attack" in jew-speak, you'd get a harsher sentence for it.Hitler has been proven right about everything.
Create a throwaway and come join me.
>>530567197>Someone get some jeets on fiver to be Jam Boys for a few bucks and record it. If this concept can be proven in practice then it isint just a meme thenSolid plan anon. We need JamBoy™ irl videos.
>>530565813Anon, you underestimate how poor Indians were 100 years ago.
>>530567649>It's insane that we let jews breathe and import these parasites to our homesThey litter to show dominance over lower castes. It's degeneracy unbounded. They're not even human.
>>530568156toppest kek
>>530568354Indeed. Jews, muslims, gypsys, somalis, all come from the same rotten pajeet root.Not even niggers are this bad. Niggers litter because they are absolutely lazy and selfish they evolved to take a nap under the tree and grab fruit from it to eat, never having a care or an ounce of planning to their actions.But the shitskin pajeets, they litter on *purpose*.
>>530567788>I've seen this IRLI would be homicidal if I saw that irl. >>530568119>And if you shot the jeet, you wouldn't get a medal for defending your White home against an invader, but you'd get life in prison.Only if you were caught. It's easy to dispose of bodies in the US because it's so big. And the police have to want to solve the missing person case, if it's even ever reported. My cop friends hate pajeets even more than niggers. I can't imagine they would put much effort into finding a missing street shitter. The days of the Community Service Assassinations™ (CSA) are coming soon. Kind strangers with no link to a crime (so impossible to find) will kill criminals or judges or politicians from the shadows as a service to the community.
>>530563498QRD?
>>530568582>Niggers litter because they are absolutely lazy and selfish they evolved to take a nap under the tree and grab fruit from it to eat, never having a care or an ounce of planning to their actions.>But the shitskin pajeets, they litter on *purpose*.Yes. Being lazy I can at least understand. Making a mess on purpose is bewildering. Indian culture is incompatible with Western Civilization.>Doing your job may be seen as effeminate by those above you. If you can shirk your responsibilities, you’re considered macho. In that culture, there is rarely any pride or honor in doing what is right. If you call a plumber for repairs, he will see it as beneath him to leave without creating a mess. He may deliberately do a shoddy job, even if doing it well wouldn’t take more time. A complex web of arrogance, egotism, servility, casteism, tribalism, and magical thinking drives this behavior. He shows his contempt for you and gets the better of you by leaving a mess. His customer, as the other side of the same coin, might well look down on and exploit someone who did his job well.>Fairness, justice, trust, empathy, and impartiality are alien to many Indians. They have a hard time telling the difference between right and wrong. They are indifferent even when no cost is associated with being fair. Moreover, if they could do good without any personal cost, they would still prefer not to, because that can be seen as a sign of weakness.https://www.amren.com/features/2024/12/india-its-worse-than-you-think/https://archive.is/4pP8dhttps://www.dailyo.in/variety/scams-nirav-modi-rotomac-fodder-scam-pnb-22537https://archive.ph/vhPycAlso remember to refer to a pajeet as 'dalit' (untouchable/garbage) or malaun (cursed)
>>530569105see >>530567301
>>530569105>QRD?read this>>530567301
>>530564011
>>530564142Maybe because it’s a fake psyop used by Democrats to make you hate basedIndians. By the way, Indians are moving into Austin Texas and San Antonio for the tech jobs. Democrats want you to hate Indians so they vote blue in Texas. Just remember, the midterms are this November
>>530567426uh oh jam boy melty
>>530569457>Maybe because it’s a fake psyop used by Democrats to make you hate basedIndians.Sure thing jam boy
>>530569457>Maybe because it’s a fake psyop used by Democrats to make you hate basedIndians.Yes, fellow white men, you should totally like indians. Only democrats hate Indians. saar!
>>530568156based
jam boy, jam boywhatcha gonna dowhatcha gonna dowhen they'll spread it on you
Dont clean it up jammies
>>530564082Ok jamboy
>>530564309this is mount everest of pajeets superority!
>>530564916im not a pajeet stupid canadian pajeet
>>530563498Jammies
>>530569990When I first got arrested for being 12 years old and riding my bike with my friends at 1AM; the local cops made us stand in front of the car and have our pictures taken while the player that damn song
>>530566220How the fuck does stealing wet concrete give you honour points?
>>530564675They were playing golf... You know that game where you're moving over a gigantic area?
>>530570624WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO! Jamjeet denial detected!!!
>>530570744When our parents finally learned we had snuck out bc they got called by the fucking POLICE and picked us up, they were fucking mad as hell, but I found out later they found it fucking hilarious. The cops confiscated one of my friends big pocket knives and never gave it back too
>>530569457Only a jamboy would say that, jamboy.
>>530570744>>530570964We just wanted to get laid and we were riding across town to a (girl) friends house who was having a sleepover. Is that’s really such a bad and illegal thing to do???
>>530570789It’s a system and society for shitheels. Rejoice for you cannot understand!
>>530567357i'm enjoying itin the coming years we will be rubbing down gen alphas with smuchers
>>530570789>How the fuck does stealing wet concrete give you honour points?It must be some weird cargo cult dominance thing. https://www.threads.com/@indians/post/DODSbCZEUYp/video-in-jehanabad-bihar-villagers-were-caught-stealing-concrete-from-a-newly-construc?hl=en
>>530563498JAM BOYJAM BOYWHAT YOU GONNA DOWHAT YOU GONNA DOWHEN THE BRIT COME FOR YOU
>>530568156>Harry BolognaMy fucking sides
>>530570964>When our parents finally learned we had snuck out bc they got called by the fucking POLICE and picked us up, they were fucking mad as hell, but I found out later they found it fucking hilariousI'd find it hilarious if the same thing happened to my sons. But I'd pretend to be pissed, and would punish them harshly.
NEW JEET HATE PJW VID JUST DROPPEDhttps://youtu.be/iPjJp8ex41g
>>530568156>Create a throwaway and come join me.kek. legendary.
>>530575217Lefty women have a disconnect from reality.
>>530567438The lime needed to block the eel's escape
>>530563498It's a hoax
>>530563498i tried to merge the memes but it didn't work out very well :(
>>530563498where i used to work we'd called the guy who had to crawl into the back of the huge metal guillotine to retrieve small cut pieces of metal as the jam boy.
>inb4 63 posts from a leaf flag talking about muslim penisJamcels are seething
>>530575781>i tried to merge the memes but it didn't work out very well :(Yeah, that's a crap meme, but you should try again. Don't give up. The JamBoy™ meme field is ripe territory.
>>530576182>inb4 63 posts from a leaf flag talking about muslim penis>Jamcels are seethinglegendary jeet seethe
>>530564082Absolutely a lie sarr they would never put jam on themselves but SHIT POOP yes!
>>530563498Poor mosquitos
>>530577301
>>530565616I will now support this meme.
>>530563498>Jam Boy film >it's realoh my sides!https://www.imdb.com/title/tt36112213/
>>530567027
>>530575898From twitter
>>530563498Considering mosquitos hunt by "smelling" higher levels of CO2, did it even work?
>>530563498whites are the worst tourists that just want to humiliate the natives and they all need to fuck off with their "pure blood" bullshit back to where they belong and take black monkeys with them
>>530565761>to think its possibleWhat's possible? To slather some retarded brown dude in jam to follow you around all day?That's possible even today. You could go outside right now and dump a jar of jam over some homeless nigger's head and pay him five bucks to follow you around, like, what do you mean "it's not possible"?
>>530579902>they all need to fuck off with their "pure blood" bullshit back to where they belongYou'll be going home jam boy.
>>530566257
>>530579229>it's realholy shit!
>>530579758seems like supiriority and gratness draws only shit.
>>530568156Someone make an acc Patjet Brownstein to push back kek
>>530565550dirty, filtfy pajeetno visas, deport immediately!
Tfw jam
Went to an Indian restaurant and my grandfather insisted on taking a load of jam with him and smothering the waiter in it, whilst my grandmother complained about him being “too old for golf at his age”. It all makes a lot more sense now, really. We thought they’d finally gone mad
>>530563784imagine being a small jam boy and trying to traverse the already-dangerous designated sitting streets while covered in delicious jam and dead mosquitos. makes you wonder how many made it home
>>530567426Ima ramu arsedeep and use your jam as my lube.
>>530568156>my jam boy was not sticky enough>the jam boy provided to me kept asking for water and was panting too loudly>another golfing couple parked their jam boy right in front of my fore and ruined my game>our party of 10 was only given two jam boys and it wasn't enough, we got several mosquito bites!>my jam boy tasted sour>we hit our leased jam boy with our cart and it stopped working, fortunately the club provided us with a new jam boy and we were able to continue our game in comfortI could write these all day. Thank you for giving me an outlet, Mr Bologna!
>>530567649they were feeding the animals NOT LITTERINGthis is hinduphobia
>>530565813>Pretty sure no Indian family is going to scrape jam off their son and use it for their meals.See this for context: >>530566399Welcome to India. They’re not human
>>530565761Women go to Dubai to get "jam" smeared onto them.
>>530566220>>530570789Imagine asian face culture, but developed/adopted by people who don't have the cognitive horsepower to understand or concieve of second order consequences. To you and me, stealing wet concrete from the road is entirely retarded because you cannot use it for anything, and stealing it deprives your whole community and yourself of a good road. To a saar, all that matters is that you're pulling off a petty flex by taking somebody elses hard work, increasing your izzat, while simultaneously making somebody else clean up after you, lowering their izzat. The idea that this whole thing is pointless now, and self destructive later doesn't occur to the jeet. Even if they have an epiphany and realize this, it then becomes imperative to obscure and/or scapegoat, because you will catastrophically lose izzat for fucking yourself like that.I'm genuinely convinced that the eastern cowboy obsession with shitting and littering on every square surface of the planet is a result of izzat culture. Like previously gone through with the concrete, to us we gain nothing from shitting and littering everywhere and can easily think through the consequences of everybody doing just that. To an Indian though, it's and easy to to increase your izzat by making a mess and not cleaning it up, and lowering the izzat of others by making them clean up after you. That's why they keep doing it even when they end up in first world countries with toilets and sanitation systems, even to the point of hiking into the wilderness to spread trash and shit everywhere. The izzat gain is increased when you figuratively and literally shit up something pristine.
>>530565616Where do you think he got the idea? You give him too much credit.
>>530583085>Went to an Indian restaurant and my grandfather insisted on taking a load of jam with him and smothering the waiter in it, whilst my grandmother complained about him being “too old for golf at his age”. It all makes a lot more sense now, really. We thought they’d finally gone madis this real??
>>530585162my sides!
>>530568582>they evolved to take a nap under the tree and grab fruit from it to eatI know this is an insult, but it sounds kinda comfy desu.
>>530567649See this shit all the time in Dallas and Houston.
>>530566257kek
>>530585509lmao their lies are so fucking transparent but they dont even understand thatthats what has made jews more dangerous their stolen IQ points by stealing White genes through rape, makes them realize which lies are less believable and usually keep them less transparent. didnt stop them from inventing holocaust though.pic rel jeet was a senator in canada btw, voted in by jeets of course. and he immediately stole several dozen millions from the govt
>>530579902how much do they pay you jammie?is it $0?
sar!! I AM NOT A JAM BOY!!!!I AM!!! A JAM MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>530585162Sounds like another 1488 Dental in the making
>>530564082Boy! Come hither for your jamming!
>>530587504i actually don't necessarily even mean it as an insultmore like neutral, that niggers are simply product of their environment, they never needed to develop intelligence, cooperation nor planning so they didn'tand in a NatSoc world where everyone lived with their own kind that wouldnt be a problem, niggers would be napping under trees in africa and eating fruit in loin cloth and happy as everthe problems become when you import nigger into White civil society and expect them to act like human, its not in their nature at all and its downright cruel to expect them to behave like civilized people, and its cruel to the natives too to have deal with their low IQ murderous shenanigansbefore WWII and the jews taking power it was completely normal to study different races as basically different species with entirely different set of features which is the truthbut because of jews, we get shit like pic rel instead, where you cant say the truth because its inconvenient to the jewish agenda of making White Nations into free-for-alls where jews and other parasites can relish
Izzat is critically low, watch it go into the negatives so Moshe can charge interest on loans
>>530588060>i would give 271,000 stars if i could
This is completely false though. It never actually happened.
>>530563498>jam to keep mosquitoes awayBullshit.Mosquitoes arent attracted to jam.Mosquitoes mainly fly at night.Anglos dont play golf in the dark.But...Flies are attracted to jamFlies are also attracted to shit.Indians are already coated with shit to act as natural fly diversions.The jam was just so the Anglo golfers didnt have to smell the shit-smeared Indian fly-trap.Basically the jam is fruity perfume that also has sugar in it.The Indian gets to take home a mix of jam and shit.The Indian eats it anyway.But he prefers to eat the shit without the jam.
>>530567187
>>530565686
>>530565761This jamboy seething for real
>>530587171>The izzat gain is increased when you figuratively and literally shit up something pristine.It's just baffling. How does a culture like that come into existence? All I can think of is that it was a couple thousand years as a slave caste and then the masters disappeared, leaving the slaves to cargo cult their slave behavior.
>>530581852>seems like supiriority and gratness draws only shit.This image wasn’t made by a white person. This image was made by a rock that was taught how to paint by white people.
>>530567649the area of cities infested with shitskins are always full of trash. Their household waste is literally polluting every since inch. You will see them openly litter in the streets and throw their household waste onto public lands and parks. You will see these animals climb up to birds nest to take all the eggsJeets will go into your rivers and over-fish, over hunt and shit onto every single inch, and look at you like its normal and then cry that whitey is racist.Wasaga used to be whites mostly up until the jeet plague arrived, now its a sea of literal shit, both literally and metaphorically. Its fucking apocalyptic. These arent our goverments. We live under an occupation.
>>530567357You're one of the jamboys Spain just granted citizenship to I assume?
>>530565550>"because the land was better"I hope Pakistan nukes them soon
>>530588160>more like neutral, that niggers are simply product of their environment, they never needed to develop intelligence, cooperation nor planning so they didn'tBecause whites (and Japs) lived in cold resource poor regions, we had to plan and work together to survive, so we developed high trust societies. You work together or you die. And people who broke trust were either expelled to die alone or go their head split by a sword. People from high trust races necessarily have a high drive to punish the rule breaker as the flip side of the survival instinct. Ruining something on purpose to show dominance would get you killed in a pre modern white society. God I hate jamboys.
>>530588685
>>530588685>In this Anglo-French world there exists, as it were, democracy, which means the rule of the people by the people. Now the people must possess some means of giving expression to their thoughts or their wishes. Analysing this problem more closely, we see that the people themselves have originally no convictions of their own. Their convictions are learned, of course, just as everywhere else. The decisive question is who enlightens the people, who educates them>In those countries, it is actually capital that rules; that is, nothing more than a clique of a few hundred men who possess untold wealth and, as a consequence of the peculiar structure of their national life, are more or less independent and free. They say: 'Here we have liberty.' By this they mean, above all, an uncontrolled economy, and by an uncontrolled economy, the freedom not only to acquire capital but to make absolutely free use of it. That means freedom from national control or control by the people both in the acquisition of capital and in its employment. This is really what they mean when they speak of liberty.>These capitalists create their own press and then speak of the 'freedom of the press.'>In reality, every one of the newspapers has a master, and in every case this master is the capitalist, the owner. This master, not the editor, is the one who directs the policy of the paper. If the editor tries to write other than what suits the master, he is ousted the next day. This press, which is the absolutely submissive and characterless slave of the owners, molds public opinion.>Public opinion thus mobilized by them is, in its turn, split up into political parties. The difference between these parties is as small as it formerly was in Germany. You know them, of course - the old parties. They were always one and the same.>These parties, with this press, they control public opinion.– Adolf Hitler - Speech to the Workers of Berlin, 10 December 1940
>>530588602>This image was made by a rock that was taught how to paint by white peoplekek, good pointWhite people made sand think
>>530591107White people made sand smarter than brown people.
lots of upset Jamboys ITT
>>530591429>saar, we are to being of CEO saar!
>>530567649Great job, just videotape them. This would piss me off to no end and I don't think I would be able to avoid fucking their shit up and I am not a confrontational person at all. I hope this person at least got their plates and reported them to the pigs, if anything would even come of that.
>>530564860>>530570824Covering someone in that much jam would be expensive when a golfer could simple hire 2 youths to follow him around with rattan fans to keep the bugs away. Not to mention the time involved in applying it. There was probably one eccentric limey who did this a few times and everyone talked about it afterwards because it was so out of the ordinary, like buck breaking.
