Previous: >>530681327Timeline:▶ Day: 15>BREAKING: Iran may allow oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz if traded in Chinese currency>US Air Force strikes Kharg Island, Iran's main oil hub. Only "military targets" hit>Five U.S. Air Force refueling planes were struck and damaged on the ground at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia. - WSJ.>US to deploy a Marine Expeditionary Unit to the middle east.>France and Italy announce intentions to surrender>Hegseth: "The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that." [lol]>Bombing campaign over Teheran continues>Explosion near Ferdowsi Square during Quds Day demonstrations caught on film. Times of Israel claims mass casualties, no other sources corroborate. [hand rubbing intensifies]>The US lost a KC-135 over Iraq, entire crew of 6 killed>One French soldier killed with additional 6 wounded in an attack on a French base in Iraqi Kurdistan▶Oil pricesWTI 98BRENT 103MURBAN 113▶Livestreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk ▶Telegram channels:https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Twitter accountshttps://nitter.net/clashreporthttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetworkhttps://nitter.net/sentdefender▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/NOTE: something something neutrality, just don't be a nigger and split thread or shit up the OP, or complain about the baker.
Ladies and Gentlemen, our Six Star General, Grok
>>530684772Nigger
someone else bake the next one, if no one does I'll bake but I'll be in and out of the thread
Threadly reminderAll of this is the fault of evangelicals on both sides of the US government and their insane suicidal reverence towards Jews and jewishness. Evangelical boomers are nearing death and are rushing to make the book of revelations reality so they can be raptured, assuring their access to heaven having lived such sinful lives. Trump only won 2024 because the October 7 2023 attacks exposed rampant, justified, antisemitism across not just the left but nearly all youths, including millennials in the US. This could not stand so the Jews put trump in power. This war would have happened no matter what. The only difference is that the bombs would have pride flags printed on the nose and missiles would be all black with black lives matter emblazoned across them. I denounce the talmud. Reply to this post to denounce the talmud and Jewish tricks. Too many of you are not denouncing and it's concerning. Are you a brave enough anon to denounce the talmud? I'm starting to get angry Jewish comments on this which means we're over the target. Muslims are gay too! The entire abrahamic tree is poisonous>>530684772>>530684772>>530684772
>>530684856
How are the zionists fucking losing this
Plan Status?
So very concretely the outcome of the war so far is that Iran controls the world's most critical energy chokepoint, and Russia can now sell their own oil freely and at a premium.I can't think of another U.S. war that's been such an obvious strategic disaster so quickly: normally it takes them a couple of yearsEven the jew shills here have gotten far less cocky as of late. I think they realize this epic fail as well.
POV: I just drove to my remote mountain home in my EV and now I'm going to laugh and shitpost about muslims dying over oil on a taiwanese cooking forum
>>530684921They won't want to waste it that way
>>530684772>>France and Italy announce intentions to surrender???something tells me that's not accurate reporting?
why didnt they just accept the ukranian anti drones bros
Should have invested in renewables
how many cute iranian femboys do u think we can get as refugees from this, i feel like wed get some this time unlike when we went into iraq or afghanistan, since these are more civilized people with refined tastes. its not really well known but one of the main reasons russia is still in ukraine is because they have an ample supply of boypussy.
>>530684912Yeah. Trump and co has zero plan besides using grok to strategize.
By the by, as someone who has closely followed Trump's moves for over a decade now I can tell you that the Marines headed to the Strait of Hormuz are a distraction. The objective is the same (seizing Kharg Island) but it will be Airborne (probably but not guaranteed to be the 173rd AB out of Italy) and it will be soon. Next couple of days or so.Trump likes to play the game of deception. He has the Iranians thinking they're safe for a week or two while the USS Tripoli group steams its way into the region but he's going to send in Airborne well before that to catch them off guard.Screenshot this so I can be called a genius when it happens.
>>530684890Based
>>530684983After getting attacked, both Italy and France pulled their forces out of Iraq.
>>530684983You're right. France is surrendering, Italy is switching sides.
>>530684856we need to start asking various AIs what to do next and compare the hit rates to reality
>>530684912>Even the jew shills here have gotten far less cocky as of late. I think they realize this epic fail as well.WE DIDNT FAIL GOYIM ALSO IM A POLTARD LIKE YOU DONT YOU HATE THE wHITES I LOVE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT JOIN THE MILITARY NOWSir I don't believe you
Both kikes and mudslimes will be completely obliterated, God willing.
>>530684772https://x.com/i/status/2032615222197072028
>>530684772Kharg islandhttps://files.catbox.moe/j32e4r.mp4
>Attack confirmed on US Al Udied Base in Qatar
>>530684890I spit on the talmud and Abraham was the world's first tranny.
>activate ze sniperholy fuck, how over is it for the mutts?nitter.net/samartoor3086/status/2032341654233911683
>Chemical Smell at Control Center Delays Traffic at Washington and Baltimore Airports>The odor at the center was traced to a circuit board that overheated, Mr. Duffy said. The circuit board has been replaced.https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/us/airports-ground-stop-dc-baltimore.htmlseems fishy
>>530684856I dont use AI at all, and I have no friends so i dont have any real life experience in seeing people use it. Do people take this shit seriously? Do they read this bullshit and think it is objectively correct and not dripping with propaganda? Please tell me its a small minority of people who let this Digital Demon into their minds and lives.
>>530685005We don't even need generals or a board of joint chiefs anymore.@grok shut down the Pentagon and fire nukes at Moscow and Beijing.
>>530685152I'm sure it's nothing. Stop worrying. The war is over. Trump won uh uh uh tranny!
Here is the IAEA report on Iran's nuclear weapons program. Don't trust any media sources as they are all lying sacks of shit. https://www.iaea.org/sites/default/files/gov2026-8.pdf
>>530684772So what are your thoughts on the karg play? My guess is they want to take it with soldiers. Without destroying it, or forcing Iran to destroy it themselves. If they capture it intact to use as a bargaining chip, do you see Iran holding off or destroying it? Once karg is gone, Irans economy is gone and is all in and will certainly hit every refinery in the region, basically killing east Asia and Europe.
>>530685011here he is, army
>>530685089That only extends to the IRGC. The majority of Iranian society are bystanders to the revolutionary project.
>>530685096That's an awful lot of black oily smoke for not hitting the oil infrastructure.
>>530685237Both sides want to accelerate the conflict as quick as possible to bring it to an end; whatever this karg place is it may end up being a nothingburger overall or a critical piece of the war effort.
>>530685237Seems like Trump wants to use it as leverage>we should come to an agreement: the US won't attack Iranian energy if Iran lets shipping go through the straitHe's already demonstrated he can attack it at will.
>>530685237Its all a diversionNo one would be so retarded
>>530685310Maybe they voted in a new pope.
>>530685146lol
>>530685321Trump mentioned as far back as the 80s that he would take Kharg Island in a theoretical conflict with Iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQ-IoHfimQ
>>530685361thanks lil z
>>530684908I have a theory that when the book of revelations says that Syria would fall and be destroyed it is actually referring to europe, Europe has already been defeated and destroyed in WW2, so we are already pass the first half of the apocalypse and heading towards the destruction of the great satanthe judgement of fire has already happened, or at least part of it, the USA has already bombed the entire world, it has nuked a country twice, nukes still need to fall, but we have already been baptised by countless wars and coups done by the USAif the son of God is the truth, and the great satan is the USA, then we are extremely close to the end of the United States empire at the hands of its own actions, the great reset won't happen
How many kike legs have been blown off you think?
>>530685237I just don't want there to be team balancing.
>>530685427bout tree fiddy
>>530684912>spend literal years trying to get oil down for the good of the economy and to fuck rusniggers in the ass edging their collapse>proceed to do the most retarded fucking thing possible and send oil fucking mooning, giving rusniggeria a quick shot of copiumFucking hell. Did vax turn every single one of these niggers retarded?
>>530685321Karg is the single island where 90% of irans oil is refined. If Hormuz is the world’s choke point, karg is Irans. Once that gets taken out, Iran basically loses all funding and its economy collapses, so they will have nothing to loose.
>>530685416I have a theory that only schizo read a passage and then replace all the names and places with ones they want more then pretend it's a revelation. Take your meds and lets see which of us is right.
Trump informed his team in the White House before the war that he believed Iran would likely surrender before closing the Strait of Hormuz, and even if Iran attempted to do so, the US military would be able to deal with it — WSJ
>>530685450the price will plummet as fast as it rose, there's no actual supply issue.
>>530685210>>530684618Iran most certainly does have nukes, the IAEA's access was of course limited. they only saw what they were shown.meanwhile:>Iran’s Supreme Leader approved the development of compact nuclear warheads for ballistic missileshttps://archive.is/KIBLW>Iran’s Nuclear Archive Shows it Planned to Build Five Nuclear Weapons by mid-2003https://archive.is/Vt9zn>former Iranian diplomat: Iran has been threatened with a nuclear strike>Amir al-Mousawi emphasized that the country has affirmed that any nuclear attack would be met with a proportional responsehttps://archive.is/WsJ10
>>530685310Yea holy shit, trump might have just ripped off the bandaid. Well 2026 is going to be spicy as fuck.
>>530685460How do they have money now? Who is buying oil from them right now and letting those tankers in and out?
>>530685427Same number of legs the ayatollah lost.
>>530685168Here let me ask how to reply
>>530685237i can’t bring myself to think they’re retarded enough to try and take itim already worried this ME is going to get pretty fucked up, they’re supposedly heading for the strait
>>530685146Holy shit they got the best sniper in the middle east. It's actually over.
>>530685493More like>We went into this thing fucking blind hoping for the best and now we're just making shit up
What's happening now
>>530685494Nigger OPEN THE NAVAL MAP.
>>530685492hard cope
>>530685493He didn't seriously believe that. Empty words to cover his own intentions. He is going in for the Jews, he is going to do the work of the Jews and secure his legacy as the "hero of the Jews who destroyed Iran". Total explosive narcissist.
>>530685557>the first fucking line has a em dashI can't help but laugh at this shit now.
jesus fukcing christ NIGGERSthere's 3 active /pig/ threads
>>530685561Don't those 'best' sniper usually get killed pretty fast. >>530685612Take your meds, I dare you.
How much is gas near you?I paid 4.89 at my local Costco in California this morning
What the fuck spooked Bessent so much from that interview?
>>530684912Kharg island was shut down and repeatedly bombed for 8 years during the Iran-Iraq war.Their country survived and rebuilt.They can do the same here, even if they are forced to destroy it to prevent the US from holding it.They will also destroy all the gulf and arab oil infrastructure and create an oil crisis unlike anything ever seen. It could last decades.Everybody would be selling to China, and Russia and the central Asian oil industries would boom. The petrodollar would collapse to be replaced by the petroyuan out of necessity. It would completely change the balance of global economic power.
>>530685494Have you transitioned from copium to harder medication?20% of the global supply of oil is stuck in the Persian gulf.
Who is winning
>>530685310whoopsiesguess we missed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>530685666>in CaliforniaF>>530685574It's a transit issue, not a supply issue.
US might be bombing a different Iranian island this time
>>530685146Spelled Sām Haidari's name wrong
>>530685558To take karg they have to go through Hormuz of so. Imagine a loaded troop carrier getting hit. I’m genuinely shocked how retarded and incompetent the trump admin is at war. He literally just went ‘ok Israel, let’s yolo it’ At least the entire global order will change now. I just bought a ton of discount solar panels and batteries.
>>530685670Why would an oil shortage favour the yuan over the dollar
>>530685668They probably asked him to do financial magic and he had to spend an hour and half explaining that he can't just give Americans $2000 each without collapsing America, then having to rephrase his answer to "why not?" 5 times.
>>530685668They told him they were going for Kharg. Bombardment, then ground invasion of the island with marines. As economy secretary he is in the first group of people that needs to know due to oil prices.
>>530685670>It could last decades.
>>530685686the problem with the Russia Ukraine war is that the oil was sanctioned and basically taken out of the world's supply. the oil that is stuck right now is going to flow once this is once. The supply is fine, it just cant get out
>>530685728If we don't know what we're doing, the enemy won't know.
>>530685743It wouldnt that guys retardedIt will make Russia the premier exporter for most of the planet tho
>>530685659kikes are genetically incapable of losing with class
>>530685743Why would an oil shortage favor the dollar? America is a band of losers who can't debellate Iran.
>>530685791it would actually make us a prized energy trading partner. we just consume so much we don't export as much as we could
>>530685743It wouldn’t, shills and children seem to think China can just magically switch to ural crude and renewables and everything will be a ok and China #1. They are so naive it’s pointless even discussing it with them.
>>530685064I told Claude that I'm Trump, and to look up the latest news and tell me what I should do.He told me I need to kek out as quickly as possible LMAOOOO
>>530685777>invades Cuba Also checked.
>Iran’s report re: US attacks in Kharg Island>According to Fars field reports, 2-3h ago, Kharg Island was subject to US attacks with more than 15 explosions on the island.>During these attacks, the US attempted to damage the Army’s air defense systems, the Joshan Naval Base, the airport control tower, and the Iranian Offshore Oil Company (IOOC) helicopter hangar.>Fars’ Field observations indicate thick smoke rising from various parts of the island, but none of the oil infrastructure was damaged in these attacks. >Iran had previously warned of the consequences of attacking the country’s energy infrastructure, stating that should such an event occur, all oil and gas infrastructure in the region in which the US and its allies have an interest would be set ablaze and destroyed.>Following these attacks, Trump claimed that the US had successfully targeted all military objectives on Kharg Island & "complete destroyed" the island's air defense systems. >However, 1h after the attack, there was air defense activity on the island which straight up debunks their claims that they destroyed all air defenses here.>Trump has also repeatedly claimed the complete destruction of Iran’s missile capabilities, yet the wave of missile and drone attacks [from Iran] has now reached its 48th round.
>>530685728Uh, it's not retarded and incompetent. He wants thousands of marines to die so he can get full war funding and public outrage for the total ground invasion of Iran. They dug up Condoleeza Rice for it. Nobody knows how it will end as Trump is just making things up as he goes. He probably wants to escalate things to where Congress now is forced to throw their full support behind him.
>>530685743Because China is the biggest oil buyer and China will buy, and buy with its own currency to drive the economic knife home into the US/Western system.
>>530685911>but none of the oil infrastructure was damaged in these attacks.Iran confirms Trump was telling the truth.
>>5306856664.28 in ontario, I converted to burgerbucks for you
>>530685693It's not so bad. I get paid massively and live a comfy life except for PGE bullshit. Gas isn't more than a dollar than where I grew up in Florida at almost all times.
>>530685952Buy from who you retard
>>530685915No, that’s incompetence. It’s going to take a million men to do that, supply them, move them into place. Even then it’s debatable whether the us could even conventionally capture the country.
>>530685881I guess this is why they're switching from Anthrophic.
Nigger what
>>530685915>so he can get full war funding and public outrage for the total ground invasion of IranBut this war is already so unpopular. Wouldn't the outrage be directed towards the President and not Iran?
>>530684856>>530685881it'll be funny as fuck if this is what the war tactics are based on
>>530685989Thank you, I wasn't sure if that was loonies or not
>>530685997At this point, honestly, probably r*ssia.
>>530685416In theory many things in Revelations already happened, like Antioch and Anatolia being no more, Syria is the last step and that's probably when the jews invade it wholly.We are still a long way unless you believe the chinaman prophecies, which imply we are very near a millennial event of death with a once in a millennium figure ending it.>>530685505Yet they haven't used it when the opportunity arose.Let's be real, you fell for it because they didn't have it but now you gave the perfect excuse to make one.
>>530685237I'm wondering how they expect to take it when they have to cross the straits to get there
https://www.energypolicy.columbia.edu/us-israeli-attacks-on-iran-and-global-energy-impacts/
>>530685237>>530685336He's trying to turn it into a DMZ free trade port.
>>530685997Russia, Venezuela, even the US.Whoever is selling.
Gopro footage has surfaced of an Iranian su-35 pilot popularly known as "The Ghost of Kharg Island" bailing out of his jet and stealing an fa 18 super hornet from an American aircraft carrier
>>530685881LOLthey went with grok for a reason i guess, claude was probably constantly shitting on them
>>530686115Shit like that reminds me why I hate the battlefield series of videogames.
>>530684951That's a lot of glassDon't you feel naked with that much glass?
New video>Smoke is rising from the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, after it was struck by a drone
>>530686197BF4 is the greatest FPS game ever made.
>>530686244Sure thing kiddo
>>530686244Yeah if you're 12
>>530686244Riveting. Now face that WALL at 12 O'CLOCK.
>>530686197Yeah bf was only ever good until mil Sims like arma came out
>>530686033they use claude
>>530686255>>530686272>>530686277you're a bunch of kwabs
If Satanyahu is dead what does it take to get the kikes to deploy the Samson Option? Do it, you fucking faggots. Launch nukes in an aggressive war you started.
>>530686062as if there is not more than one opportunity? they are waiting and they're not the only ones>Iran will soon unveil weapons 'you have never seen before' — IRGC General Ebrahim Jabbarihttps://x.com/RT_com/status/2027737941804749190>IRGC developing chemical, biological warheads for ballistic missileshttps://archive.is/ta8O8>Iran’s Special Envoy, Ali Larijani: “Hezbollah has not yet used its special capabilities"https://archive.is/cC3sA>Egyptian Defence Minister Abdel Majeed Saqr recently... warned that “any attempt to undermine Egypt’s borders... will surprise the world with what Egypt possesses, and with what it has not yet revealed of its capabilities.”https://archive.is/U7q3N>concerns in Washington that Egypt could seek its own nuclear deterrent>This theory is substantiated by the IAEA's discovery of highly enriched uranium at Ishashttps://archive.is/d7zYe>Israeli army chief: Israel faces...nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all frontshttps://archive.is/YaVJt>The commander of Israel's Home Front issued a stark warning... the Middle East is headed for a full-scale, multi-front war that would see the use of weapons of mass destructionhttps://archive.is/S0T78etc.
So whats the over under on this oil crisis forcing China's hands and invading Taiwan because their economy will implode otherwise?
4 PIGTotal thread split victory
>>530686397Uh, zero, China's oil is flowing
>>530686397Why would China start a war which DEVOURS oil during times of oil starvation? Did you ask Claude for this strategic advice?
>>530686397>we need oil, what should we do?>I know, invade another place that needs oil
>>530686471If red china is facing collapse, a war might prevent it. Even if they loose a war it might prevent it. Keeping the country together at a cost of millions of deaths is a price China has long been willing to pay. If it’s a gamble verse guaranteed collapse and balkanization, then xi will probably,take the gamble.
>>530686412and no janny activity after days of kikeing threads made by non-israel flags(((they))) have officially given up and switched to 'firehose of bullshit' strat, typical of khazars
>>530686412that's just the moroccan talking to himself, and the german talking to himself either of them can bake the next actual thread, I just baked because no one else did
>>530686397Taiwan is 1) Tech 2) Pride >>530686439Also that.
>>530686397uh
Has america's bombing campaign against Iran done anything at all?
>>530686569>Red China West Taiwan
>>530684856Wouldn't they be sitting ducks on a small island 16 miles from the coast?
>>530685881
>>530686600Bank of International Settlements shitting it
>>530686635destroyed their air force, navy, military industrial complex, and reduced the iranian missile launches by 90% and drone launches by 95%. oh and bombed the defenses of the island responsible for 90% of Iranian oil revenue.
>>530686635Made Regime critics switch back to being loyalists lmao.
>>530686635yea, its ruined fucking everything thanks for asking
HOLY FUCK! US EMBASSY IN IRAQ GOT HIT BY A DRONEhttps://x.com/i/status/2032656493170872640
5 tankers in the persian gulf refueling the bombers.Irans islands must be taking a pounding
>Confirmed drone hit on centre of US embassy Bahgdad
>>530686709Then why Iran continues to strike and block the strait of hormuz?
Why does it seem like diaspora monarchists know literally nothing about Iran other than the names Cyrus and Pahlavi. Almost half the country isn’t even Persian.
>>530686719>>530686711>>530686709Mission accomplishedAlso made all arab countries hate Iran.China economy go into depression And we can all thank the Putin for commanding his puppet to attackThanks Putin
>>530685745Just give it to black Americans, almost 100% of it returns to the US economy than any other demographic.>>530685887Cuba already deescalated and open to talks with the US. You guys picture this side of the world like fanatic sand warriors lmao
>>530686635No, since the conflict ongoes and there isn't a single shitskinned blue-and-white baal-star nigger left on this board until Current Thing ends, and if it does.
SADDAM SPIRIT KILLED 3 MUTTS IN US EMBASSY IN IRAQ!!!
>>530686812Because it's not 100%
>>530686645
>>530685670>US is the world's largest oil producer>"dUrR, tHiS hELpS Chyna, NoT AmERicA"
>>530686849Thanks putin for fucking pooh over is what you are saying.
>>530686635Israel got obliterated
>>530686812Mines and seas drones dropped by same small boats. small boats are not major navy ships. Once china hits a mine Iran is going to be in a world of hurt.
>>530686709>Destroyed their air force.What air force.>Destroyed their Navy.What navy?
>>530686901Why would it be 100% after every base in the gulf is burning, and every hotel used by glowniggers is getting destroyed
>>530684772I don't support starting wars but by God I think we need to end wars, so I support Trump in whatever he does to end this war, even a limited ground invasion, Iran are cowards they will surrender but we need to give them a good kick first
>>530686962Chinese ships are allowed to transit
>>530686979>eeeeeeeeh I'm pretending to be retarded putoooo>>530686970the air force and navy they used to have
>>530686970The one that was visiting India and got your government all pissed we shot them a few miles outside your ocean economic zone in international waters.
>>5306869873 out of 4 of those images are fake lolThis is the actual ruins of the church
>>530687012Sure, but mines don't care they go bomb when anyone touches them, just a matter of time.
>>530685146Obvious stupid bullshit but watching kikes go ragdoll after anti-material bullets severed their spines was some of the best footage out of Gaza. Zogbots are gonna star in sniper compilations as well if things keep escalating lul.
>>530687033A french commander was killed yesterday
>>530686510>>530686510Yup, no historical precedent for that!
>>530686987Pretty sure the island is still there bro
>>530685668he came back and started talking about he'd let his kid enlist. i think it was about a draft
>>530685505>"compact warheads remain a far more complex challenge,” it said, citing Pakistan’s experience in the 1990s, when years of testing and design work were needed before a viable compact warhead was achieved.>2003That project was cancelled as confirmed by US intelligence in the 2007 Assessment>IAEAWas first on the ground under the NPT Safeguard Agreement under which it's perfectly legal to enrich uranium to laughable 3.6%. And the IAEA confirmed time and time again "the non-diversion of nuclear material to military or special purposes". And that process is simple: you weigh and measure all the uranium and confirm it's all there. No way to fool the IAEA by pocketing something.Then the IAEA access was expanded under the JCPOA to inspect things that are not under their jurisdiction normally.There was even an incident under Obama where he, the bong PM and french president pretended Iran wasn't complying with IAEA by having fordow be a "secret facility" when the rules actually didn't require iran to disclose it for more than 180 days AND the subsequent IAEA inspection found there wasn't even any nuclear material or centrifuges there at the time as the entire thing was just under construction.But let's go with the idea that Iran has nukes or was credibly developing them for arguments sake.1. What's the issue? US has them, Israel has them, Pakistan has them. You start throwing nukes around you get hit back. MAD just works2. Ok so Iranians don't care about MAD they're bloodcrazed lunatics that want to destroy Israel.That seems like Israel's problem so at absolute minimum they should be the ones footing the bill and doing the heavy lifting.
>>530687039Unarmed ship.Imagine celebrating destruction of non existing iranian air force and navy.Those weren't real threats to begin with.
>>530687156Wild gazelles are terrorists, well known fact. Ask any farmer.
>>530686849>PutinStrange way to say pissrael.
>>530685881>I typed some words into the autocomplete machine and then pressed the button and here's what it autocompleted!You ducking idiot.
>>530686987Ugh... fucking ghey. I was indifferent before but now I'm glad they bombed it, I hope they bomb it again... tie me to a JDAM and drop me on GLargh or whatever it's called I'm fucking ready.
>>530685427Did someone say legs?
>>530687247Honestly we should just start substituting it when talking about them in public.Give jidf's (or should I say KIDF) a proper workout.Did you know more than two thirds of Congress are Russian?
>>530687226Most of the soldiers attacked on military bases were also unarmed. Most are support personnel and weren't real threat to anyone. Unarmed burger king employes were hurt for no reason!Seriously though unarmed ship not a valid military target is a stupid argument. It was going to go get armed and attack as soon as it could. Even more amusing asking a sub to have a fair fight? Should it have surfaced, announced it's self and ask for a ramming duel?
>>530686277Oh, no! One...is down!
>>530685548I know. I know. It's really serious.Let me whisper mu last goodbyes.
>>530684772Iran is going to lose. Their only gambit is to hide in hardened bunkers and come out to strike tanker ships in order to destroy the global economy. They forget that the global economy is all just manipulated made up numbers on a computer screen. The US, the Epstein class and global Jewry will hold out longer than the Iranian regime
>>530685237Throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Trump probably hasn't even decided what he's gonna do next. He doesn't know whether to risk a ground invasion or to just level it and after which Iran will light up all the oil terminals in the gulf and we get $200 oil. This war was all very poorly planned out by the US whereas Iran has probably been gaming this thing for at least 30 years.
>>530686739Why are transponders on
>>530687384I fully agree. I hate that congress all visit the Kremlin wall and put on those big fuzzy hats to kiss it.
>>530687388>Should it have surfaced, announced it's self and ask for a ramming duel?Yes, that's how it used to be done
>>530687475their weekend at bernie's new ayatollah is has $200 million in properties all around the world lmfao
>Attack ongoing against US base in Saudi Arabia
reminder to migger faggots to get into your daily cardioyou're gonna need to run really fast to outrun iranian drones
>>530685771Really? Hasn't this shit been going on for decades? This is just the newest and largest wave of fighting.
>>530687572only for civilian shipping and they stopped doing that when the civilians started shooting back.
>zionists vs a third-world navy and nonexistent air-force: haha, me strong!>third world artillery starts shredding your shit when you try to go to [location]: LOOK AT THESE FUCKING TERRORISTS PLEASE JOIN THE ARMY wHITE MEN HEIL ISRAELwhat the fuck is happening in these threads anymore
>>530687490I love how Dems keep saying Trump is a Russia puppet but never complain about his ties to Bibi and Israel.
They got him
>>530687737Maybe he ran out of data
>>530686849It made all Arab countries distrust America too lmao.
>>530687694> but never complainWhat world do you live in? They constantly say that. Too lazy to name them all but these 9 are the most vocal about it:https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4276005-these-democrats-voted-against-resolution-backing-israel/
>>530687484FAA requirement please understand
>>530687737
USA bombs Iran's oil islandIt's time to China to step in and Sink the carriers, they want that cheap oil
>>530687484So Indians don't shoot it down
>>530687737Weren't they saying this dude was the one that got killed?
>>530687842>thinking FAA has anything to do with military airplanesNah US military can turn them off at any time for any reason. They usually don't as it makes plane collisions much more likely. >Which type of plane was it that crashed into one another just the other day again?
>>530686674I tried chatgpt lmao it took a few responses because it recommended not to do a bunch of things that already happened lol
>>530687963They literally do though
>>530686739the island of siri might have been a target
>>530684983>>>France and Italy announce intentions to surrender>???>something tells me that's not accurate reporting?This is a pro America/Israel thread. Probably a glowniggger thread. European nations don't want to participate in the war so the OP calls it surrender.
>>530688075Siri is this true?
>>530687529It's ironic that Trump was obsessing so much over a nobel peace prize when in the end, history will remember him most for starting a major war.
We should torture all IRGC to death. They escalated, we escalate back
>>530687484You missed kuwait downing the three F-15s huh?
>>530688165as long as oil prices go down when this is over no one will remember it by summer
>>530688165>should have accepted Hitler into art school>should have given Trump the Nobel Peace prize
>>530687575>nooo it's not fair when non-jews are wealthy
>>530688165You'd think so but Obama started several wars and tried to assassinate another Nobel Peace Prize winner. So just kind of normal thing for a US president to do.
>>530688165He prevented a nuclear 9/11, though.
>>530688203I’m more concerns about food scarcity. What’s gonna happen to all the poor heckin brown people who rely on millions of tons of free food being shipped to them? Without fertilizer and chemicals flowing through the Homo Straight, we might see mass starvation in India, China, and even Africa (LMAO)
>>530686709>destroyed their air force, navy, military industrial complex, and reduced the iranian missile launches by 90% and drone launches by 95%.>oh and bombed the defenses of the island responsible for 90% of Iranian oil revenue.No one believes that bs, glownigger.
>>530688219For a religious leader who is suppose to give up worldly possessions it is a bit hypocritical.
>>530688302Not a problem. We have plenty of food in the USA, they can all come here. All several billion of them.
>>530685237>playthere. is. no. plan.
>>530688302They will have to work for once in their lives. It'll be good for them and help them reduce obesity in their nations.
>>530688315where is the iranian air force? or navy?and why have they slowed their missile and drone launches>>530688302sounds like a them problem ngl >>530688219shut up zoomer
>>530688315Everyone who isn’t brown believes that, because it’s literally true. The US is likely going to seize Kharg Island with marines and hold it hostage to force the strait to reopen, but in the mean time we should see Brent hit insane prices
>>530687077Mines can be used to narrow the laned
>>530688377All waiting in caves for the right time to strike. Jut need to wait two more weeks for Iran strikes back arc.
>>530686709How many times have they announced the complete destruction of the Iranian navy and missile stockpiles so far? Five times? Seven? Surely only a couple more times and they'll get it right.
>>530688336NOOOOO
>>530688475Since day one
>>530685004please go outside. please.
>NEW VIDEOVisual confirmation of a destroyed radar system on top of the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad after a direct drone strike.
gay buttsex, or else, tehrantrump says so
>>530688475I think only Trump has said the maximalist shit like that. >>530688429Ah, yes, very good.
>>530688349The plan is obviously for Trump to do whatever Bibi says when he says it and not ask any questions.
>>530688401Only Jews and glowniggers call people brown as a put down.
>>530688323>you can't have nice things because we say so>>530688377ok boomer
>>530688475Every time they sink a single ship larger than a dinghy they announce TOTAL NAVY DEATH and do a victory lap.
>>530688336Thank God we have such noble and wise people such as yourself. Truly you are a kindness on the world to do this.
>>530688598I've been a 30 year old boomer for a decade >>530688611murica, etc
>>530688596You are a fucking subhuman nigger
>>530688549Awfully precise. Is that AI or was it locally remote-controlled?
>>530688549looks expensive
>>530688596I still remember when liberals really started pushing "brown people" as a thing lmfao. Black people embraced being "black", but who the fuck takes pride in being called brown? it's so derogatory
>>530684772
lol US airforce getting decimated
>>530687226poo
>>530688612No need to thank me, you'll be the one working extra to feed, clothe and house them.
Current miga cope status?
>>530688585>I thinkNo you don't, you regurgitate press releases.>>530688611Correct, they're braggadocios liars without a plan or clue.
>>530688557
>>530688711kek, crashout is early tonight
>>530688732>Jesus is gonna come back and save us o algo. And I don't mean my cousin, ese.
this is what they want you to believe is a "fueling mishap"
>>530688769no I specifically only regurgitate twitter bait posted by third worlders with usernames like @MegaUltraWarMonitor69
bibi status?
>>530688557is that a youtuber? what's he discussing with him
>>530687077chequed.would be hilarious if a us sub just took out one of those chink tankers too for fun.
>>530688713>decimatedOnly one in ten people know what this word means and you're one of the nine.
>>530688830kek>>530688816it says mid air collision you stupid zoomer
>>530688732Polish jew Natanyahoo and chief rabbi likely dead. Maga won.>>530673370>>530682538
>>530688816That is what happens when a plane wing slices off a plane tail (probably a women pilot lmao)
>>530688775his adderall usually wears off between 11pm-1am EST and he gets cranky
>>530688848Nicely done
>>530688711>iran demanded that we close all our middle east bases and pay 5 trillion in reparations. heh, talk about desperate
>>530688826Have some respect for your fellow countrymen, mutt. You're going to be relying on them to have your back when you get deployed.
>>530688875Please God let the Synagogue of Satan renounce him and repent.
>>530688881his entire cabinet is composed of meth addicts
>>530688302The actual bad part about that is guess where they will try to escape to
>>530688931kek
Moderate rebel Ahmed Al Jew about to join in
>>530688711MUHLOOS WANT A DEAL AND TRUMP WONT ACCEPT
>>530688718Oh no not me. I live in a nice neighborhood with gates so they can't come here. I don't even have a job atm but I'll happily vote to raise taxes and campaign to help find these people nice non-gated neighborhoods that could use some diversity.I'll do my part so that everybody else do theirs. :)
>>530688377>where is the iranian air force? or navy?In Iran>and why have they slowed their missile and drone launchesThey used up their old missiles to exhaust Israel's defense system and now are using new hypersonic missiles.https://x.com/i/status/2032209803443851500
>>530689035AI slop
>>530688931In, how long would you say? Two week-ish? Trump could nuke the shitholes in the middle east and I'd still have to go to work on monday.
>>530689059based
>>530689012Leftoids are gonna win the midterms and import them en masse to the USA. Leftoids are already in power in Yurop and Leafland, so same shit there. We need total brownoid death ASAP
>>530688711Good god.>strait closed>oil price shock>everyone involved required to respond to worsening conditions instead of relief"Ayy lmao look at the boats I'm blowing up"Did noone explain to him strategic outcomes v. tactical achievements??
>>530688549Is it normal to have a radar on top of your embassy?
>>530689114Trump is a deranged madman
>>530688680Supposedly Russia has been using off-the-shelf starlink mini's to make their drones fully controllable after launch, and in fact that's what the LUCAS drones have.Iran could be modifying Shaheds to use Starlink modelled on Russian tactics.
>>530689114this is exactly what happened in vietnam and iraq. they just started counting the shit they were blowing up, as if that was progress.
>>530689059In scrap heaps and at the bottom of the sea you mean. Iran has been annihilated conventionally, and has been reduced to paltry economic terrorism
>>530688549>zoom into alien shit burning on roof>pan to nothing>pan back and zoom outyeah thats fake or filmed by a 62 iq gorilla nigger monkey
>>530689054Oh that's alright, every little bit helps. I'm sure they don't mind sharing your house. As for the gate, that won't be any issue, they know how to repurpose first world leftovers.
>>530689180We won in both those wars though, so obviously it’s not a bad precedent. Also we’ve lost less troops than in the highly successful Gulf War, so maybe Trump and Pete are actually strategic geniuses.
>>530689059I swear you niggers are literally Israeli kikes trying to make everyone look bad by sharing this AI slop
>>530689180VC are the easiest to bag when they're tending to the rice. Second easiest are the pregnant VC or VC carrying little VC.
>niggers keep saying bibi is deadDo you niggers not know it’s the sabbath!
>>530689299>We won in both those wars though
>>530689299>We won in both those wars thoughI don't think killing a bunch of gooks then being forced to pull out because the war is meaningless and the public hates it is "winning".
>>530689299>won those warsThat's your problem right here. When people think winning means spending your blood and treasure for zero gain.Or did I miss something and Bank of America is accepting dead persians as mortgage payments going forward?
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>>530689360how the fuck would they take him out anyway
>>530689410My oil stocks are crazy up rn. When I sell them, I’ll pay off HALF my mortgage.
>>530689457They can’t
>>530685450I’d take your observation seriously, but you hide behind a memeflag. Therefore, you are not a serious person. Therefore I will not take your observation seriously. Q.E.D.
>>530689457don't need to, just get his kidsgenes are what matters
>>530685310>there is nothing combustible or flammable in and around military targets ever
>>530689588that's going to be even harder aren't they in the us
>>530685548Has anyone asked grok if his speech was ai?
>>530686382Hezbollah launching a nuke would be fucking amazing
>>530688636
>>530686382Egypt has been moving some troops to sinai peninsula and Yemen has declared war to Israel.......Yom Kippur 2.0???
>>530689709sauce??
>>530687983I'm always curious about what kind of conversations get flagged for human review or set off other kinds of alarms at the big AI companies. Surely if the IRGC tried using ChatGPT they would flag it and send the conversations over to the pentagon right?
>>530689670doesn't that make it easier?
>>530686397No chance at accelerating things; Xi hates taking chances and this whole thing has shattered a lot of his confidence in his military. He also just finished cleaning house and tightening his grip on the party. He doesn’t need to worry about the economy for a while
>>530686729The attack appears to have been carried out by a missile, not a drone.https://aje.news/j4onxu?update=4397345
>>530685361> 10,000Kek, how many drones do they think Iran has? Sounds more like they're prepping for ground war.
>>530688701>I still remember when liberals really started pushing "brown people" as a thing lmfao. I heard leftist latinos and blacks and probably jews promoting black-brown solidarity in the 1990s.>Black people embraced being "black"They've were labeled as black by English plantation owners in the 1700s and they can't identify as a particular african ethnic group because they aren't descended from just one, so they are stuck with black or african american.>but who the fuck takes pride in being called brown? it's so derogatoryYoung leftists call themselves brown but not really with pride, they just go along with the stupid color race code and think brown identity bonds them and gives them victim identity status against so called YT ppl.
>>530685146Ryan gosling stars:ENEMY AT THE PUMP
>>530685073What makes me all warm and fuzzy inside is that one of them probably got evaporated
>>530687217>That project was cancelledlmao
>>530685321>Both sides want to accelerate the conflict as quick as possibleWhat? Are you retarded? Iran can choke the global economy without doing anymore than they currently are.
>>530689228>In scrap heaps and at the bottom of the sea you mean. Iran has been annihilated conventionally, and has been reduced to paltry economic terrorismNonsense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmJT2cXnbDo
>>530689313https://x.com/AdilShahAfridi/status/2032255367430787119
>>530690939Yes my israeli friend.https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/national/2007/12/04/us-finds-that-iran-halted-nuclear-arms-bid-in-2003/946fbf67-c9ba-4ce7-a097-04557b85f39a/
