PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
Have they ever filmed in NY/NJ
>>530687394FO WHAT like yelling and being uppity will make the experience any better. I can't wait to become a cop.
>>530687354imagine all the shit he has to hear
>>530687498You don’t wanna be a cop if you wanna do the right thing. It’s a paycheck.
>>530687430I think there was a town in NJ, but that might have been back when it was LivePD.
>>530687354TYBLots of dogs tonight
>>530687354kill jeets. behead jeets. roundhouse kick a jeet into the concrete. slam dunk jeet babies into wheelie bins. crucify stupid jeets. defaecate in a jeet's food. launch jeets into the sun. stir-fry jeets in a wok. toss jeets into active magma geysers. urinate into a jeet's petrol tank. judo throw jeets into a wood chipper. twist jeets’ heads off. report jeets to jannies. pickaxe bash jeets in half. curb stomp pregnant non-dwarf jeets. trap jeets in goo. crush jeets under supply pods. liquefy jeets in a vat of sludge. eat jeets. dissect jeets. exterminate jeets in the gas chamber. stomp jeets skulls with steel spikes. cremate jeets in the oven. lobotomise jeets. mandatory abortions for jeets. grind jeets foetuses in the garbage disposal. drown jeets in blackout stout. vaporise jeets with anti-matter. kick old jeets down the stairs. feed jeets to bulk detonators. slice jeets with a breach cutter.
>>530687284They did Patterson NJ for a while. It seemed really chaotic. It was a dense, outer city type suburb and they had a few DUI drivers that just drove down their small streets and wiped out a dozen cars in the process.
>>530687380NJ was on in the beginning - Paterson IIRC - and all that happened was shots detected that they never found the perps of. Boring.
>>530687610I want to be a cop because everything else is boring as fuck around where I live now. I'm tied to an area I don't want to be for a few years. I'm old as fuck but zogbot time gives me a pass on the max age limits.
>>530687644death penalty.
TotalShitbullDeath
>>530687744It is INSANE how often we get nearly the exact same screencapAre you me from an alternate dimension?
>>530687724Nj cops are probably the worst/bestBut it will be more entertaining than this
>>530687805i saw your pic pop up and wondered why my comment didn't show up
Any of you guys listen to your local scanner most of the day including when watching OPL? I love it
>I axed you ta shut the fuck up. So shut the fuck in.
>Shut upKEK
>>530687911They should make Black soap operas and use realistic dialogue between the couples. I'd watch.
>>530687893she’s my type
I'm surprised one of them didn't talk themselves into handcuffs, as is the fashion these days
>serial burglarwho's got the list?
been a little while since I've seen niggers in a Cadillac, usually they're in chargers, challengers, altimas
>>530687973You know and I know the strongest objector to that word we wealthy white liberals.
>>530688017Surely its on there already, r-right?
>stinky vagina supplements
>>530688200
>you wanna be on tv?
>>530688017
THICCBut you guys can have her.
>he just can't stop burgling
Dang it Bobby
she has her own gravitational pull, car never would have flipped
>54 years oldProfile said 56, rizzo
Serial bugarlies
spider-man
>blACK male
>>530688414>>54 years old>Profile said 56, rizzoYeah I caught that tooThey're not sending their best
>6 mins left>lets get in a 5 min break
He's in Houston, he should hit the jeet places, do us all a favor; those fuckers like gold.Also, speaking of, if someone tried to rob a jeet house, would it be like a goblin cave raid?Beat 20 of them, raid their loot, escape.On to next one.
>>530688583This is one of my favorite parts of watching /opl/, screenshoting odd disclaimers for medication.
>get pulled over>roll into a curb>drive on the sidewalkanother first shift shill
>>530688759It works by…uh… it just does, okay?! Now give us your money!
>>530688583Classic Dan.
Will I ever have sex?
>>530688867Not with a human
>>530688759https://www.miebo.com/refunds
Is it worth it for me to watch the episode from the start bros? I missed the first hour.
Is the show over?>>530688913Lmao
>>530688946dunno, it seemed much better than the last hour, which was nothingi didn't pay attention muchmy fav picrel
>>530688867absolutely
>>530688946Yea I’m waiting to fall asleep
god damn my sweaty ass hands make it hard to post
>>530689048>my fav picrelBut you didn't upload a pic?
>>530689554i think he means he likes the edit
>>530689845>i think he means he likes the edityeah, this>>530689554but i 'ppreciate u too
tomorrow better be good
>>530689845>>530689918Oh kek, thanks for clearing that up for me friend.>You're allowed to bring all your /opl/ friends
>>530690049gyott danghadn't seen her in a while>>530690050yep, see u tmw frens
