PREVIOUS: >>530793220Timeline:▶ Day: 16>South Korea contemplates sending warships to the Hormuz strait>Dept of State warns US citizens to leave Iraq immediately>Iraqi militias release FPV drone footage operating above the U.S. Victoria military base near Baghdad International Airport. No American forces in sight▶Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHwwZRH2wz8 ▶Telegramhttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Twitter accountshttps://nitter.net/clashreporthttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetworkhttps://nitter.net/sentdefender▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/Note: /pig/ is the only general for this event. Do not split it into dueling generals like /uhg/ and /chug/ or turn it into a support thread for either side.
TKMD
>>530798676Kill the the Serbshit spammer. Rape the Serbshit spammer. Behead the the Serbshit spammer. Murder the Serbshit spammer. Slaughter the Serbshit spammer. Vaporize the Serbshit spammer. Roundhouse kick the Serbshit spammer into the concrete. Slam dunk the the Serbshit spammer baby into the trashcan. Crucify the filthy the the Serbshit spammer. Defecate in a the the Serbshit spammer goyslop. Launch the the Serbshit spammer into the sun. Stir fry the the Serbshit spammer in a wok. Toss the the Serbshit spammer into active volcanoes. Urinate into a the Serbshit spammer gas tank. Judo throw the the Serbshit spammer into a wood chipper. Twist the the Serbshit spammer heads off. Report the the Serbshit spammer to the Proscriptio. Karate chop the the Serbshit spammer in half. Curb stomp pregnant the the Serbshit spammer. Trap the the Serbshit spammer in quicksand. Crush the the Serbshit spammer in the trash compactor. Liquefy the the Serbshit spammer in a vat of acid. Eat the the Serbshit spammer . Dissect the the Serbshit spammer . Exterminate the the Serbshit spammer in the gas chamber. Stomp the the Serbshit spammer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate the the Serbshit spammer in the oven. Lobotomize the the Serbshit spammer. Mandatory abortions for the the Serbshit spammer . Grind the the Serbshit spammer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown the the Serbshit spammer in fried chicken grease. Vaporize the the Serbshit spammer with a ray gun. Kick old the the Serbshit spammer down the stairs. Feed the the Serbshit spammer to alligators. Slice the the Serbshit spammer with a bastard sword. Rape the the Serbshit spammer . Torture the the Serbshit spammer. Slaughter the Serbshit spammer family. Rape and murder the Serbshit spammer family. Genocide the Serbshit spammer bloondline.
Those marines should be there by now?
TOTAL BIBI VICTORYTOTAL IRGC SHILLS SEETHE
TKD
Iran is against to the world, they showed that as soon as something went wrong. They literally attacked us. They didn't attacked Israel or US, they attacked to the whole world. I'm glad that Israel is destroying them. I don't want those kind of people to have nukes.
>>530798807
day fifteen of the four day special combat operation to topple iran's regime
Pool status?
>Debris from intercepted missiles spotted today [14.03.2026] in Shlomi, Israel.
kike bros, how is preparation for night going?ready for wild gay sex parties??
>>530798803Had to stop at McDonald's first.
I miss the old tagline:>Note: /pig/ is a pro happening thread (both TKD and TMD), this is neither pro-Iran nor pro-Israeli, avoid splitting like autists of /uhg/ & /chug/.
Remember about CoproineRemember about CoproineRemember about CoproineRemember about CoproineRemember about Coproine
>>530798902Why is this Turdskin posting?
>>530798959kek
>>530798950I just copy n pasted the previous kike baker's tagline. I'll change it in the next OP.
DONALD TRUMP IS THE WILL OF ALLAH MANIFEST!DONALD TRUMP IS THE SWORD OF JUSTICE!ISLAM IS RULED BY THE SWORD AND BY THE SWORD OF ALLAH YOU ARE GUILTY!SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF ALLAH WHO WILLS THE USA AND ISRAEL TO RULE OVER YOU WITH THE SWORD OF VIOLENCE!YOU DEMAND WE FOLLOW THE PROPHET THEN SO BE IT!THE USA WILL CARRY OUT THE PROPHETS WILL AND RULE YOU THROUGH FORCE AND VIOLENCE!BOW YOUR HEAD OR LET THE USA BEHEAD YOU FOR THAT IS THE WILL.OF ALLAH!UNTIL YOU SUBMIT YOU WILL KNOW NO PEACE! NO TEARS SHALL BE SHED FOR YOUR CHILDREN BECAUSE THE FIRE WAS CAST DOWN MOT BY THE USA BUT BY ALLAH!
>>530798950>abortion is badYou like niggers?
Daily reminder everyone who criticizes the great jew is going to Guantanamo!
kike bros???wtf?pajeet killed bibi?where were you when netyanahu was kill
>>530799016Bless you anon :-)
>>530798807You just know he does gay stuff to womens arseholes.
>>530798864This (>>530789768) you, nigger? HAHAHAHAHAHAJust up until 3 hours ago you were shitting up the general with low IQ claims and ""evidence"" that Bibi was 100% dead? What happened, serbshit shill? Your favorite Pakistani X accounts' intel ans analysis weren't that good after all?
>>530799127Big if true
>serb seethe last threadlolbibi status?
Will tonight be the night that the Houthis join.When is zero hour?
>>530799182>bibi status?Absolutely buck breaking the hell out of sandniggers and IRGC shills
>>530799104this was broadcasted live, notice bibi downstairs
>>530798676>HARDEN YOUR HEARTyeah your heart hard you pig dominican cuntfuck offfuck everything you stand forno pig thread will be allowed on pol you stupid fucking cunt
>>530799182>look goy, after 6 days we managed AI to make video without 6 fingers!
Plan status?Strait status?Regime status?
>>530799182FPV Mutt status?
>>530799354oh no no no
ZOG bros, If netyanahu is dead, who's in charge of the USA right now???
serb floods so he can use coconigger vpn to bake early.
>>530799391and what did they hit coco embarrassing flying desu
>>530799030You love kikes?
>>530799182DEAD
So Iran is hitting basically nothing in Israel right?
>>530799441nah coco is a known shill
>>530798803unironically two more weekslel
EY R A N E
>>530799468what am i looking at here retard?
>>530799468nigger have you never seen liquids before
what do your boomer parents think about the war?
>>530799496yeah, they missed everything, managed only to hit netyanahu!
B O M B O I R M M A N OB M O B
>>530799551>>530799555Coffee is over the rim but doesn't spill
>>530799637it has whipped milk in it retard. that is perfectly normal.
SaveThePersianRoasties
>>530799391Lol, you are such a retarded nigger. Post the entire footage, faggot. The drone was literally flying around aimlessly the entire time and then flew into the door of a random building, kek.More importantly, the base was handed over to the Iraqi army 15 YEARS AGO.
>>530799507They post the exact same thingsso either they're unironic shills or the same mentally ill schizoid
>>530799637never had cappuccino? just your shitty drip coffee?
>serbshit spammer still here as he is being paid to post
TKD NEEDS YOU!Help TKD report targets to iran.and sit and watch iran kills more jews!TKD!
>>530799468look at these retards
>>530799758Incredibly based.
>>530799749he's a shillbut you get what you pay for and they aren't paying much
>>530799551notice how there isnt a single drop of spilt liquid, not even around the cup
this guy helped in killing 5 jews, and earned $10000can you do better??
IRGC sissies, how can Bibi still be alive? I thought you spamming every thread with random tweets ""proving"" he is dead meant that he is no more!?
Can't go over the fact kikes were crying about cluster rockets for being illegal like the retards haven't been using white phosphorus and committing a dozen warcrimes a day since 2023. Absolutely ridiculous
>>530799885bombs over baghdad?
>>530799888yeah that is how aerated milk acts. go buy a cappuccino brainlet.
>>530799057>ranting about leninism and a imaginary comintern of all fucking thingsWhat the hell are the philosemites smoking?
dont be lazy slacker, find targets, post to iran, watch jews die!TKD!
Who /comfy/ accelerating hereTwo Weeks - Blown the fuck outNothing Ever Happens - Buck Broken All of you third world brown Reddit tourists can suck a dick ITSHAPPENING
>>530799507Kek. I was in that thread. Funny times.
>>530799743Its a sneak peak into what going to happen over the next few weeks when mutts decide to put boots on the ground. We're gonna get some beautiful FPV mutt kino
>>530799949Who's crying about cluster munitions? It's literally better than a 1kt ballistic missile hitting a house. Congrats on setting a car on fire retards.
>>530799918Maybe the spam wasn't enough this time?
>>530799563They think it's retarded and say that Trump betrayed his voters. They voted for Trump 3 times
>>530799750This. Cappuccino doesn't spill like most liquids do when you overfill a cup to very tippy top. Stupid goys.
>>530800042>Its a sneak peak into what going to happen2 MORE WEEKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>530799918>>530800057lol he's the dumbest one here, and that's saying a lot!
>>530799714I would hyperimpregnate a persian roastie refugee
>>530800041i was also >>530800091it's milk foam
>Mojtaba disfigured in Russia>Netanyahu casually sipping coffeeITS OVER AHAHAHAHHAAHAH
>>530798925With sound please.
>>530799563I try to not talk politics with my family, but my father thinks it's all Israel's fault.
>>530800042Any second now, dominigger. Just like the paratroopers that will totaly save Assad. They are coming. You just need to wait two more weeks.
>>530800172Hitler (Jewish, brown-eyed, asexual, homosexual, mentally ill, drug-addicted degenerate with a single testicle, micropenis, and a peepeepoopoo fetish)
Kill serbshit ai spammers
>>530800117>>530800198>ACKKKK
>>530800172NOOOOOOO, MO IS STILL ALIVE OKAY! HE IS JUST BEING CAUTIOUS! BUT BIBI!? HE IS DEFINITELY DEAD! SOURCE: RANDOM PAKISTANI DOING ""AI ANALYSIS"" OF HIS LATEST VIDEO!
>>530800257Youre literally a VPN tranny shill. Shut the fuck up
Netanyahu is like jesus. He resurrectioning
>>530799999BASED DIGITS OF SUNKEN DINO DOODY LIQUID SLOP SHIPPING LANESBURN THE ENTIRE FUCKING STRAIGHTSINK ALL THE SHIPSFULLSTEAMAHEADAccelerate, accelerate, accelerateKeep turning your back upon the reality of the horrors in favor of fucking FIAT slop profitsI have a prophet for you fuckersChoke on every FIAT money changing table bit of the slop
>>530800298imagine losing to that lmao
>>530799238I hope soonIran doesnt have many cards left to play
>>530800246Come on, tranny anon, don't reveal yourself too soon. The thread isn't even 100 posts in. You have to do this at the very end of the thread and then continue spamming your jewish lies in the next as if nothing happened. You are such an incompetent retard holy shit
>>530800172It really doesn't matter beyond infantile sadism.He could be the subject of a Otto Dix painting scuttling around in a bowl and it wouldn't move the zogboys one inch closer to achieving their strategic aims.
>>530800333CHECKED TRVTH NVKE
ZOG bros?our response?
>>530800308Shut the fuck up roach, youre literally an illegal immigrant shitskin invader.
>>530800370>losing
>>530800427>youre literally an illegal immigrant shitskin invader.Why are you shouting that into your mirror? Tried seeing a therapist?
>>530800427why would they shoot themselves with a missile?
>>530800410ZOG bros, we are saving poor gay people world wide!Only ZOG and trump stay between bad people who throw gays from rooftops and gays!ZOG saving gays!
>>530800298What is that image even supposed to imply? Because it doesn't imply boots on the ground. I know you are a retarded nigger that thought that dihydrogen monooxide was used as chemical weapon but come on now.
>>530799104>saar he leaked location remove him why are pajeet trying so hard to remove media from israel if mudslime are winning
>When he has that BBC (Big Bibi Cock)
>>530800517
what I don't get is that people said netanyahoo was dead because in the video he appears to have six fingers so it's claimed to be AI generated. so they release a video of netty showing he has five fingers.no shit he has five fingers. that's the point.
>>530800415Serbro, how do I become a paid shill? No, seriously, with all the time I waste in this website getting paid would be good.
These niggers had their greatest leader murdered in his own houseGuess how many soldiers they have deployed to go and fight on retaliation?ZEROIran = confirmed for biggest cuck pussies in the universe, shooting a few missiles and drones like the cuck pussy bitches they areTroop Deployment Status Iran?GOOSEEGG
>>530800298https://youtu.be/-k38Das-Gmg?si=zxX9XzELEMFYa_qN
>>530800331VPN tranny shill? What country do you think I am from? Israel? You are way more likely to be from israel, considering the fact that you are a retarded subhuman monkey nigger, that should visit the nearest gas chamber. Your posts are so niggerish, they make support for Israel bigger. Just like with the serbshit spammer. Kill yourselves both.
>>530800633>Serbro, how do I become a paid shill?ask JIDF ITTbut be careful they might not pay to you KIKE!
Key Iranian telecoms network collapsesConnectivity on a key Iranian telecommunications network has collapsed, according to independent monitoring service NetBlocks.The network, AS12880, had so far remained partially online, it adds.The government in Iran continues to impose a near-total internet blackout and there has been virtually no connectivity for 16 days.
>>530800508>>530800517ZOGnigger banter sucks
>>530800592Spheradi jewish gf poster is where?
ZOG bros, there is no panic in white house!
>>530798803Pretty sure they're going to Iraq, not the Strait. The only real strategy the US for invading Iran is via Iraq meaning Trump is going to have to REINVADE IRAQ this week.
>>530800707no tak nam prosim ta vysvetli co je to "obuch"
>>530800707Lol nice projection, tranny. That goes for all the Israeli f(l)ags too btw.
>>530800608>>530800716coco pedophilia isn't funny
>>530800623The vid showing his fingers is obviously AI also. the 6 fingers is a false premise, obviously AI is good enough now to generate 5-fingered people. So many fucking bots and shills now that its not even worth it to point this out, though
>>530800768mist loyal dogs with american base are pajeets.Why invade from anywhere but pakistan
I mean we all know that the gook has achieved miracles by attracting some of the most retarded people in the world to his rapidly dying site. But this being the only place on the internet that still thinks this is a mutt/jew win is quite something. Even the Daily Mong gronks have bailed on this shit long ago lol
>>530800747Why do you think Bibi was gone for the last couple days? He obviously went and finally got Macabee a Sephardic gf :)
>https://x.com/LionsOfZion_ORG/status/2032822055700160988shit iran destroyed the beer-sheva port.
>>530798950If this war goes a bit longer it'd be good to have a rentry. Or maybe not, doesn't seem like people actually care about it (besides jews ofc but no one asked those).
So did Iran win?
>>530800883Because Trump probably doesn't know we have assets in Pakistan and wouldn't listen if you told them.He's brushing off the old PNAC plans.
>>530800716>PressTV
>>530800941kek
>>530800879Hey serbshit spammer, why aren't you addressing the elephant in the room? >>530799154>>530799918>>530800057
Help TKD!send targets to iran, sit and watch kikes die!it's that easy!
>>530800900Yeah its insane lmao just click on any jewtube video on the war and check the comments, everyone is against it. Only /pol/kikes are pro-war
>>530800941>>530800977>mutt's law>AI picswow this is a low point for sandniggers lol
Well? Why arent you enlisted anon?
so happening is over? these threads are just reddit tier shitposting now
>>530800918nooooooooooooooooooo
>>530799182AI slop
>>530800792Obuch is nothing in czech, kike shill>>530800851Kike shill
>>530798803Twelve more days dude they're on boats.
>>530801128Israel is a dystopia, in any civilized country that man would be a dentist.
>>530801127VPN detected!
>>530800298iran will chew these little babies up and spit em out
>>530800858i wonder what was iran thinking when they made epstien their war cry
>>530801062Because my enlistment will not help in destruction of Cali and/or LA sadly.
BREAKING IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTER TO US MEDIA:We never asked for a ceasefireWe are ready to defend ourselves as long as it takesIranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says the regime is not in a war of survival, telling @margbrennan the regime is “stable and strong enough.”“We don’t see any reason why we should talk with Americans, because we were talking with them when they decided to attack us, and that was for the second time,” Araghchi says.https://x.com/FaceTheNation/status/2033193440477954298
>>530800900>>530801024>muh popularityback to plebbit with you
Molech bros, feels like we trusted the wrong god.
>>530798807I'm unironically starting to like Bibi
>>530801241"this will poll really well in the English-speaking world"(they were right)
>>530801220So I use a VPN because obuch isn't a word? Dumb kike shill.
>>530800933reminds me of /sg/
>>530801017Buy an ad faggot.
The bullying of the ayatollahs will continue until muslim behavior improves.
kike bros?wtf?you told us they have just few left!you lied to us???why kike bros?
JIDF is in full force now!
>>530800501What is that supposed to be? Some shaky camfootage of nothing?
>>530801273Funny becase you miggers tried justified the attack on iran by claiming that "MUH IRANIANS ARE CELEBRATINGlmao what a hypocrite. Kill yourself right fucking now
What a gay ass artillery warMISSILESLOPDRONE SLOP WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BATTLES?!?!?This is nigger long range pussy ass bitch made shit When is Iran's army of soldiers going to arrive in Israel and fight to take revenge for their leader being killed?Skeleton.jpg Oh......I see.......yeah.....huh.....Is this how all wars going forward in the future will be fought?Buzz bombs?Fuck it, just use nukes. I prefer nukes to whatever this horrible drone missile shit fest is Just get on with it already, move on to nukes.
Dead zogbots reported in Iraq on my telegram feed
>>530801127>>530801311>kikeDo you even know what that word means, lmao? Stupid newfag shill
>>530801527the future is missiles and tunnels
>>530801544>telegram feedLink?
>>530799637Did Hashem send worms to eat the brains of the goyim?
>The bodies of the US soldiers are scattered in the restaurant of the US Victoria base.
Don't panic zoggies and kikes, the war with certainly end soon. Just a couple more weeks! You can take it, right?
>>530801288Doubt it. But it made mamdani say israel has right to exist becuase his dad was also epstien
If iran finishes their nukes from 60% enriched uranium, it is so over for USA
ZOG bros, iranian uranim stockpile status??
>>530801613
>>530801544>American strikes in Iraq against the headquarters of Al-Hashd Al-Shaabi, the pro-Iranian militiasDead shitraqis you mean
SAAAR DO NOT BE REDEEMING SUPPORT FOR USA SAAAR
>>530801252they would be cucks of the highest order to enter into negotiations when america stabbed them in the back during negotiations not once but twice
>>530801643that's what they hope for they are begging for mercy,Iran is quite specific their demand is that USA withdraws fully from entire middle east.
>>530801340/sg/ was top tier kino and this feels like a mid tier marvel slop but everything is a subject to change. Ig land invasion would make it 100x more interesting.Also needs more active anons and less lazy kikes.
>>530801674>Pickaxe Mountainfakey fake memorable nameexpect to hear this on loop for the next few days as the justification/victory condition
>>530801709>he doesn't know 90% of hindu rape rats are pro USA and pro-Israel
>>530801643hold on kike bros!until september!victory is around corner!you can sustain daily missile attack, right?RIGHT?
>>530801062I'm too tall.
HOUTHIS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT
>browns spamming about bibi being dead for a week>he's alive, fine and has five fingersHOLY KEK
>>530801709You (Jews) let those people in your host country and now you complain about them.Very disgraceful.
netanyahu's alive? why does it seem like the iranian side does nothing but lie about every single thing they do or at least overblow it to comical proportions?
>wake up>turkey has joined the warit begins
>>530801765
>>530801527Give it time. The MEU is on the way.
>>530801850Yes, we should get rid of all Muslims in the westYou don't have a problem with that, right cigan?
>>530801911Hey serbshit, you still haven't answered my question (>>530800994)? Are you trying to cope by spamming away, kek?
>>530801891>netanyahu's alive?Hell always live in my heart.
>>530801891because they do and retards come here to post it like it means anything.
Sup bros! How is the war doing? And how will it impact me getting a cute Sephardic to make matzah with hagelslag with next month during Passover?
>>530801986Hey nigga. See >>530800917
mess hall at victoria base reportedly just got multi-droned. Many dead burgers.
>>530800747I was summoned? I see the Bibi pilling is becoming mainstream!
>>530801911>>530801765WE MUST STOP IRAN'S OLD TIMEY PROSPECTORS FROM BUILDING NUCLEAR SALOONS
>Iranian missile attacks are down all across the board>their ability to enrich uranium has been severely hampered>their navy and air forces are completely decimated>leadership is in complete disarray>"allies" are nohwere to be foundsooo.. just how is Iran winning..?
>>530801936There must be a method to the process.I say we must send all Jews back to Israel first, then send all Muslim to fight the Jews at Meghiddo.Call me a Zionist... if you will.
>>530802029oy vey!>part and parcel for being jewish serfs
>>530801986we have found you a wife just make sure to tell her bibi is king. >>530800592
>>530801891probably trying to get his location by forcing him to show up
>>530801765>>Pickaxe Mountain>fakey fake memorable nameDidn't you know? The "pickaxe" is an Iranian loanword.
>>530802088they're winning by making US oil exports more valuable lol
>>530800917>>530802027Bibi hasn’t given me my RIGHTFUL, might I add, Sephardic gf I so desperately need to make six cute kids together and to make knishes with. :3 I will marry her in the Esnoga (Sephardic great synagogue) of Amsterdam <3
>>530802088>just how is Iran winning..?Crashing the global economy with no survivors?
>>530801241pandering to retards like the retards here
>>530801908details?>>530801891I don't remember the Iranians claiming that but obviously their online communist/brown fan base did>>530802029reportedly by whom?telegram bros?
Axis of No Resistance sissies, Quds Force status?>A senior Israeli security official told Fox News that Israeli intelligence has launched what it calls the “Quds file,” a campaign aimed at systematically targeting the infrastructure and leadership of Iran’s Quds Force across the Middle East.>According to the official, Israeli operations have already eliminated 7 senior Quds figures in Lebanon and destroyed 17 cargo aircraft used by the force to move weapons and equipment to proxies such as Hezbollah.>“We destroyed almost all of the Quds Force fleet. Until now 17 out of 20 cargo planes, and we will reach them all,” the official said. “They won’t be flying anywhere anytime soon.”
>>530802088Regime is stable and America is going bankrupt.
>>530798925I'm makeing Macn cheese gonna put an onion and garlic in it
>>530802214None of these women look good (they are brown)
>>530802147Rak Bibi! BIBI MELECH ISRAEL!!
>>530802214please tell me an ethnic dutchman isn't falling for these pie faced goblins
>>530802088>Iranian missile attacks are down all across the boardCheck picrel, and its much higher now btw.>their ability to enrich uranium has been severely hampered.Any evidence of this? You've been saying that since midnight hammer>their navy and air forces are completely decimatedEver heard of an asymmetric conflict? Retard>leadership in complete disarrayAgain no evidence.>"allies" are nowhere to be foundWhile Russia and China provide Iran key intelligence, mutts cant even get europe to open the strait for them LMAO
>>530802088They’re winning in the imagination of nonwhites.
>it was real in our minds>we must persecute those who saved us
>>530802276>America is going bankrupt.and you think this why?
>>530801908turkey are intercepting iranian missile since day one, there us base is used more then spainish one. Thats why iran droned them and azerbaijan probably
>>530801626KinoLets hope we have fpv footage
>>530802321No one posting from euro flags is actually a native
>>530798925how am i supposed to protect myself from imaginary attacks
>>530802088>Iranian missile attacks are down all across the boardWell, they're still firing. Launched the first Sejjil Missile today >their ability to enrich uranium has been severely hamperedProofs?> air forces are completely decimatedProofs?>navyWas always tiny. Still has 1,000 small boats >leadership is in complete disarrayDelusional>"allies" are nohwere to be foundWho exactly are your allies here, and where are they?> just how is Iran winning..?Their victory condition is survival while the world holds the US/Israeli aggressors responsible for the ensuing economic crisis. So yes, they're winning. Bigly
>>530802321It's a jew genius, look at the name
>>530802457Nigger, shut the fuck up. Everybody hates you, and the last who didn't were surely compelled by you shitskin retards pretending to be the arbiters of Whiteness. I hope your whole family dies in front of you.
>>530802457Cope
>>530802088>sooo.. just how is Iran winning..?Just trust the plan, okay!? Which plan you might ask? Well, hold on a second, ChatGPT still hasn't finished generating it (we can only afford the free version)
Bibi releases a second "proof of life" video...https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773593620503490.mp4
>>530801504non sequitur strawman
>>530802231>details?
>>530802602Channel 12 means kike media, try to pay attention
>>530802593wtf is this real
>>530802321That's a jew anon. There's also a deranged diaspora Iranian flying my flag./ I hate the fact so much these subhumans are in my country flying my flag
Iran will be liberated from it's oppressors.
>>530802602inshallah will get the qatari fa-18 treatment
>>530802321Ken Ani Yehudit
>>530802602Wow so a nothingburger
>>530801765>trump bombs le pickaxe mountain>declares victory>strait still closed
>kikes trying into le resident anon postingHoly cringe, mamma mia!>>530801405Just send sandniggers out of your country instead of shitposting online if that's what you're after.
>>530802457kek true
>>530802558there is endless LARP on this board I've seen stranger
>Hengaw: 4,900+ people killed in 2 weeks of war between the US + Israel and Iran; 4,420 (90.2%) were members of Iranian military forces.But... like 20 US soldiers died, which means Iran is winning!
>>530802911usa collapsing in exactly 5 seconds pal
>>530802911uhhhh it's uhhh not coduuuhhhhh if you kill your enemies they win
>>530802827pls no ai generated videos
>>530802911>hengawProfessional kurdshit kvetchers, lmao
>>530802593Heil Hitler!
Arab report: Mojtaba Khamenei is currently in Russia>According to a report by the Kuwaiti news channel "Al-Jarida," the new Supreme Leader of Iran, Mojtaba Khamenei, was secretly flown to Moscow and underwent surgery there after being injured during joint attacks by the United States and Israel.>According to those reports, he is still in Russia at the moment.HE RAN AWAY
Threadly reminder that if you reply to obvious eglin troons you are worse than one.
>>530802569I'm the most universally well liked poster in this general
Every single person in this image has been killed.But rest assured, Iran is winning!
>>530803013This but unironically
>>530802911>”If you kill your enemy they Win” aaaah quote
>>530802911>Hengaw
>>530803013Kinda rich coming from a jew rat, this wouldn't be happening at all if it weren't competely asymmetrical and you couldn't hide behind the White man's back as usual
>>530803082Sup Matthew how was your day? Did anything during Shabbat? Or just relax a lil.
>>530803055>>530803150Go ahead and post other figures from different sources.
>>530802911I know this trick from Afghanistan and the Obama years: Anyone who is near a target the Americans bomb is a "terrorist" - similar idea here, anyone who is near a military target is part of the military like that girls' school
>>530803087Obvious lie, always funny when retarded brownoids think they can fool humans
>>530803197Day was boring completely waisted it sleeping and jerking off, was in beit shemesh for shabbat it was nice
>>530803268>Obvious lieDeboonk it then, nigger. Ohh wait, you can't! HAHAHAHAHAHA
>I was only 12 years old. I love Bibi so much, I have all the Likud posters, a cardboard cutout from the 2015 campaign, even a replica of the pen he used to sign the gas deal.>I watch Knesset sessions on mute just to feel closer to him. I pray to Bibi every night before bed, thanking him for the strong, fiscally conservative right-wing ?>government. “Bibi is love,” I say. “Bibi is life.”>My ima hears me and calls me a brainwashed little kofer, that I need to get therapy and watch Kan 11 like a normal child.>But I know deep down… she is just jealous.>Jealous that Bibi never smiled at her through a Channel 12 interview.>I look her dead in the eyes and say:>“Keep voting Meretz, you draft-dodging falafel socialist.”>She slarnps me and tells me to go to bed without watching the news.>I cry into my Balfour Street pillow.>Until I feel a presence behind me.It’s Bibi. He whispers in a deep, soothing voice:>“Let’s form a coalition… you and me.” He lifts me with the same strength he used to hold together five right-wing defectors and a guy from Shas. It’s so warm. Like >the Negev sun.>He places me gently on the floor of the Knesset. I’m ready. I spread my ass cheeks like the borders of 1967. He enters me with his political strategy. It hurts, but I >know it's for security purposes. I can feel his charisma filling me. He roars a mighty speech in flawless American-accented English. My ima bursts in.>The opposition watches in horror. Lapid faints. Gantz resigns.>Bibi turns slowly, adjusts his tie, and says: “You’ve lost the mandate.”>He then jumps out the window, carried by a flock of Israeli start-up CEOs and tax cuts.>I watched him disappear into a glowing Star of David.Bibi is love. Bibi is life.
NEW BREAD before coconigger hijacks with early bake again >>530803390>>530803390>>530803390>>530803390
>>530803221Look, I know this war is completely asymmetrical, but that doesn't mean Iran can't be winning >>530802534Doesn't change the fact that if you post shitty sources, you're gonna get shit on
>IRGC niggers are now hiding under bridgesLol, lmao even.
>>530803235If you’re a believing Muslim, you’re a terrorist. Simple.
>Bot spam initiatited>Multi thread split intitiatedSad
DONT GO TO THE JEW BREADCOME HERE>>530803319>>530803319>>530803319>>530803319
>>530803427But wouldn't this be an early bake as well tho?
>>530803364Vahidi is alive, hasn't even been (((reported))) dead. You're a double digit IQ brown Untermensch don't waste my time again
>>530803174i would look up the definition for symmetrical/asymmetrical war before you make yourself look even dumber than you actually are
>>530803427Fuck you, making a new thread this early should be a bannable offense.
>>530803306>completely waisted it sleeping and jerking off,Based gooner ngl. Do get how it can feel like a waste. Have those days too my friend!>was in beit shemesh for shabbat it was niceAny pretty things to see in Beit Shemesh? Also any cute Sephardi girls you seen lately?
>>530803492>>530803427wtf is going on?
the mods had enough of your early baking bullshit too lol
>>530803551>low IQ mizrahi doesn't know the meaning of asymmetrical warfareLmao, that was fun. Now fuck off I'm getting tired of you dumb brownies
>>530798676are the kikes dead yet?
>>530803613Mossad. Pol was created by Epstein, remember?
>>530803633You baked even earlier, jew rat
>>530803685yes actually iran wiped israel off the map for the third time and killed bibi for the 10th time ,oil is about to hit 200 for the second time
>>530803682>his best insult is to call me arabactually look it up nafri you're embarrassing yourself
LOL, the nigger preemptively escaped to moscow
>>530803708mods deleted the Israeli thread too
>>530803771>brown attempt at humorYou too, fuck off. Aryans only from now on
>>530803685yes, literally posting from heaven right now
>>530803633As long as coconigger doesnt bake idc>>530803730Because i knew he would.
>>530803730>what are IDsgo back to r*ddit retard and besides as if you didn't know this thread itself was an early bake
>>530803834he will all he cares that a brown person bakes
>>530803776>actually look it up nafri>t.
>>530803524>All (-1)Wow, Iran can now easily recover from this!
>>530803820MUUUUUHHHHH BIIIIGGGG CHUNGUS!YOU'RE ALIVE you're a BIG target so I was worried
>>530803685If you mean I’m stroking my shit rn too a early death then yeah!
>>530803427>jew subhuman early baking to avoid early bakingThe intelligence of a race that was kicked out of every nation on earth, everyone.
>>530803840>>530803834LMAO is your Unit running out of shills??
>>530803928fight fire with fire
>>530803928kek
>>530803928This OP is an early bake, and he did it again. Fuck him.
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>>530803810everything i said happened though
>>530803573>Also any cute Sephardi girls you seen lately?I saw a lot of them in beit shemesh
>>530803962imbecile>>530803868i accept your concession mahmood
>>530802457wow just like the jew flag
>>530803923>If you mean I’m stroking my shit rnstop stroking your shit niggait's not healthy, Kazarian KUEEEEN might need some dick, she's a BIG girl
>>530804053Wholesome need to get to the settlements asap then.
>>530803928>shitalian animal seething over his spic cousinlmfao
>>530804523This image is very antisemitic, anon