>be a zoomer in late 2026>ww3 looming: Iran theater drags on, NATO-Russia tensions in Eastern Europe escalate, Pacific flashpoints boiling>full mobilization declared>your phone buzzes with official alerts, inbox flooded with "report for duty" notices >US Selective Service lottery: your age group (20-26) pulled early in expanded waves>conscription reinstated under emergency powers, no exemptions for most fit males under 35>UK passes National Service Act 2.0: 18-35 summoned for medicals/training, "voluntary" turns mandatory fast>Germany reactivates full conscription framework, reserves mobilized en masse>France expands service national, calling up broader cohorts>refuse? felony charges stack up quick: prison threats (up to 5+ years), asset freezes, travel bans, family pressure from authorities>comply? rushed basic (6-10 weeks), then straight to high-intensity ops: drone-saturated fronts in Ukraine/Baltics, carrier ops off Taiwan Strait, supply runs under missile barrages>back home: rolling blackouts from cyber attacks, fuel/food rationing, job losses everywhere, constant air-raid practice sirensPTSD incoming like freight train — casualty projections dwarf Iraq/Afghanistan combined>tfw "freedom ain't free" was true>meanwhile, you've safely landed in Malaysia as a digital nomad draft dodger >zero conscription risk: no mass draft>Malaysia holds neutral/non-aligned stance, no mutual defense pacts dragging it into meat grinder>KL cheaper overall than Bangkok>street food heaven: nasi lemak RM6-9, teh tarik RM2 at mamak, Grab RM8-12 across town>stable internet, no blackouts, AC cranked 24/7>Western homies posting "got my draft notice today, shits real">you drop a casual reply: pic of KLCC + "stay calm and hold the line anon">monthly total burn: $1500-2300 for premium nomad life (condo, street food feasts, gym, weekend trips, coworking)>news feeds terrifying but you're 10,000+ km awayWhere will you go when you get a draft notice?
Most women in Malaysia look like dogs, the accent is foul, open sewers, shit humid weather and is an Islamic nanny state. Fuck off yellow nigger.
>>530867877>resist violentlyDie>conscientious objectorThey do what they like to you in alternative service or prison>never leave homeRun out of food, electricity turned off, state sends enforcers>flee to third countryNo citizenship, slave status, deported back to country of origin>medical defermentMedical standards reduced>student defermentHigher education declared non-essentialHow do you win under these conditions? Ideas?
>>530867877Nice looking water.
baby if you want to post fan fiction let me show you wattpad.com
Of all the things in the world you could've done, you spent considerable time writing up this total shit stain of a thread.
>>530867877Unless you know how to live innawoods (and I mean *really* live there, not just spend a week or three puttering about a tent) your best bet is to run to a neutral country. If that fails, you best start thinking of ways to surrender to the other side before a drone/commisar gets you
>>530869571Death before dishonor, honestly. I wouldn't be the only one.
Draft dodging is a crime, fucking idiot. I don’t have to worry about that anymore anyways because I have O9A tattoos. If you have any kind of swastika, hate, extremism past tattoos, they disqualify you from being in the military. And I aged out of the draft.
>>530867877yeseo doing this
>>530867877you've been shilling Malaysia for at least a month now, what's your angle?I'm not gonna get harvested for my organs when I get there will I?
>>530867877If it comes down to it, join your country's air force. It is the safest possible aasignment.
>>530869979Agia H Shugara
>>530868055You will get drafted and you will die for israel, nigger.
>>530867877Meh, I'll just continue NEETing but in a cellar in the countryside.
>>530869571Become a laestadian. They're like finnish kikes but they allow conversion, they are also overrepresented in government due to nepotism and exempt from conscription.
>>530870422Interesting, but wouldn't religious exemption lead to prison or alternative service? Don't want to end up in control of the state because they can just not uphold their promises.
>>530867877Go for alternative service.My brother in ukraine is just a public service in the elecrtical department, they just fix electricity after it was struck.I have left ukr in 22 when i was 15 and now i wont go back as i dont want to go die in some fucking field.
>>530867877I look like this
>>530867877I'll kill anyone who goes to my door, its really not a tough decision.
>>530867877Malaysia is one of the best country in the world and you can't prove me wrong.
>>530867877I hope I’m drafted to kill spambots snd their families.
>>530867877Yeah…
>>530869571>muh dieI guess you think people live forever? You only get 40 healthy adult years, if you're lucky.
>>530869979>O9aHow does it feel being a glowie useful idiot?
Why there won't be a draft:>republicans are pussies>insta political death for candidate and party>guaranteed victory for democrats (which commies will use to insert their people during primaries Those that push thos are shills.......
racoon mode.go to where the people too rich to send their kids to war have their parties and balls.eat their food.walk into nice hotels with breakfast spreads.eat their food.go to public catered events and open houses.eat their food. raid every lost and found in high income areas.end up wearing better clothes and eating better food than when I was wage slaving 50 hours a week.racoon mode.just learn when the fancy bakeries throw out their confections.plenty of empty properties not being watched.a man can live like a king once he has turned his back on society and only interacts with it as his prey.if you see indians, you are in the wrong area.if you see blacks, you are in the wrong area.if you see jews, tell them you are a shabbos goyim bringing food to a nice jewish lady that takes care of you. eat their food.
>>530867877>Where will you go when you get a draft notice?They'll make it impossible to go anywhere ahead of issuing draft notices.So unless you feel like you can innawoods across the US/Canada border you need to get your ass to an asylum country well ahead of the draft unfortunately.
>>530873309simplify life down to just the basic needs.each day is finding some food, a dry place to sleep, and exploring the world around you.if they catch you, explain that you are a racoon.
>>530867877>Where will you go when you get a draft notice?In the woods, living in the wilderness if anything.I am not sure how the process would work if I invoke my faith, but my religion forbits me from taking another life, so I really cant help you guys, but you can win for me or die trying, thanks.
I would choose death over serving this country and being a dog for Israel. I'm also aged out of it.
>>530867877I will never fight for anyone.
>>530869644Nigga you gae
>>530867877Good I'm staying in China.Went here for studying, but will find any monkey job just to extend my visa indefinitely.Based Xi will do nothing and win, and things will continue to get cheaper and better by the day.Freedom? GO fuck yourself.
>>530869979Are you O9A? I didn't know.
>>530870958Stay alive bro. Don't die for kikes.
>>530869644is water good for you?
>>530869571Foolish of the dumbfucks at the top that i'd be scared of death. If you're scared you already lost.
Buy an ad Malaysian Tourist Board.
>>530872765>the kekistani flaggot fell for media propaganda and half-truths lmao
>>530869979Not areas covered by shirt
>>530867877All you have to do is this:FAIL EVERY TEST.Fail the psychological test, and tell the shrink you are suicidal.On the open firing range testing. "Accidentally" discharge your gun into the air repeatedly.They won't even be able to give you a desk job with a pen. You will be sent home.A mandatory draft is irrelevant when you fail every test.
>>530876479>tell the shrink you are suicidal.I do not recommend this. You will NOT be sent home. You will be placed in a medical hold that will make you wish you were on the front lines. There are better ways to dodge
>>530867877Need a cute SEA gf
>>530873085If the US is evicted from the ME, which is 90% possible, the petrodollar is done. That was a super power, printing infinity money with no repercussions because the entire world was forced to use your currency regardless.Imagine if Iran could do that, print infinity money to fund their war machine. They'd be in a different state.
>>530876691Not true. The medical hold has a limit, and while you're waiting you can add in "i don't know who i might kill if i get a gun".They by law will send you home deemed medically UNFIT.
>>530869979Cute tummy. The kind I fantasize about poking a little hole in to put my penis inside.
>>530872728Yeah and most people don't want to be pasted by drones before they even get 10 of those years.
>>530867877Why is the Malaysian tourism department posting here all the time now? And why from Worst Korea?
>>530870335They won't tolerate NEETs in total war. Everything will be rationed your gibs will be frozen and they'll send goons to either get you in the army or into a drone factory if you aren't fighting shape. See how people were in WW2. Nobody got to ride that out comfy.
Also threadly reminder that draft dodging is a weak strategy, draft resisting is a strong strategy. Don't dodge the draft in secret, march against it in public.
>>530869571Just stay with a female relative and have them buy groceries, not harder than that.
>>530869979What kinds of tattoos are disqualifies but do lot contradict Catholic principles? Might need to keep that info on hand.
>>530867877Here's actual advice.Break the record for niggers per minute. Try to get at least 100 niggers out in a single minute. Keep trying to break the nigger record until the zogbots leave.
>>530867877good thing the US doesnt have a military draft. dummy.
Just say you're non-binary and you're automatically ineligible to serve.
>>530869571
>>530877332Op is a Malaysian dick washer stationed in worst Korea He is homesick and stressed because washing Korean dicks all day is like trains hard job He’s homesick and this is his way of connecting with home
>>530877598This they have millions of low iq spics and niggers that will be used as meat shields for drones
>>530877481Finally some novel advice. From what I've been able to gather from other threads so far:>don't register for the draft>ignore letters>don't answer phone unless you know the caller>don't open door to house unless you've invited someone and have arranged things beforehand>don't leave house unless absolutely necessary>don't leave house without pre-planned route to destination, with a backup plan>have female relative get groceries>when outside, stay away from police and military and buildings they use>when uniformed men visible, take alternative route>avoid vans and be ready to sprint at any moment>dress in sportswear that doesn't reduce mobility or have risk of snagging on environment>have good running shoes>learn basic parkour and practice long sprints>have good cardio
>>530867877I'd welcome a heroic death even if it's useless desu
>>530869979Don't you have a documented history of severe psychological problems bro? You'd get out on that. Also if youre gonna tattoo sigils and whatnot on yourself, make em look cool. I would've gotten a commission artists for them all desu. >>530869990A catholic swastika i guess? You could probably find some relatively easily or if you dont mind Orthodox iconography, this bad boy would do in a pinch. But good luck finding anyone willing to do the work, many artists charge extra for this kind of stuff. >>530876430It still counts, they document all your tattoos and know what's a redflag.
>>530879700Forgot pic rel
>>530879700Meant for>>530877515
>>530868055Most women anywhere look ugly.
I plan to strap a cardboard box to my back, slather myself in viscous microscope oil and crawl around on my belly like an inchworm. The draft only applies to people not snails.
>>530876479I mean if you never want to be able to buy a gun from non private sellers sure.
Just get drafted and fightIt's the first world western civilization and God's chosen people versus the disgusting thirdie brown subhuman mudslimesYou're doing the world a favor by exterminating them
>>530870193Coast guard is the most ethical branch, you would be at war with human stupidity.
>>530867877>DraftedNot my problem. I work at an arms manufacturing plant. US citizens only and the roles are both hard to fill and important to the war effort. I'll have to worry about getting bombed, maybe.
>>530879891good thing we dont have a m8litary draft, dumbshit.
>>530867877Im going to korea and start a rape squad
Nothing ever happens. Nothings even happening now, people are retards.
>>530880912HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>530881117Kek
>>530880697Yeah, I guess soIt is a bad fight in general I guess
>>530879807Thanks bro
>>530880427It's not even that. It's Israel and its golem bombing a country just because, and now they want you to jump into the meat grinder for no reason.There's few words for how stupid this is.
I WILL CONTINUE TO TAP TAP TAP
>>530867877>Where will you go when zoomies get a draft notice?Full on Jody mode. I'm too old for service and have savings. Zoomettes will be attention and money starved, and uncs will be looking good.
>>530882107Based millennial
>>530880427preach it brother!
>>530882089Let me remind you of the freakouts the glowies have when the sign starts taping
Didn’t read. Need bugspray over here. We got an infestation ITT
>>530869571Fight and die in my home before dying for israel.
>>530867877Just throw your phone away. Do it right now. That is their only means of finding you. They are literally retarded and without their personal surveillance bugs they are almost completely incapable of doing anything.Even defending themselves.Be the strong man that leads us into the new era.
>>530869571>How do you win under these conditions? Ideas?The won't take really really fat peopleI know somebody that got kicked out for being above weight
>hey ferrow human breeings>rets eat dog, cat and rat
>>530882435I stopped fapping and i started tapping
>>530882721Truly a great sacrifice
>>530882089Why is this real
>>530882488Checked. Point me anon. Where are the dalits infestors?
>>530882882Because it's true
Chingchong pying-pyong. GONG! >how iz iyt growing ferrow human breeings>we don wanna bree doing that fring that iz not grud for birrionaire crommunist bosses>bzzzt. Ew. Where is poo. We need a jam boy over here.
>>530867877Reminder that 99% of people who criticize Trump for dodging the draft have never signed up for the military themselves so they are complete hypocrites.It's like if somebody was making fun of you by calling you an incel and then it turned out they were a virgin too.
>>530867877Kek imagine believing this after they flooded our countries with shitskins. Sorry anon, the majority of people 20-26 are brown so there will be no draft. Only white men will die for a nation in a war, browns just want gibs
>>530869571you need more people. organize, it can be a political party, a union, or anything that will connect you you with like-minded individuals and allow you to pool resources, make plans and take collective action. see how the americans pressured their government to get out of the vietnam warbut your the biggest problem here is the mindset; if your only motivation is your personal, individual comfort, you and the people like you are fucked and will never accomplish anything substantial, the main cointelpro (or your modern local equivalent) strategy is to exploit that foolish individualism to unravel these organizations
>>530883149There's no draft now retard. Dodging a duty that's assigned to you makes you a faggot. He dodged a duty. That makes you a faggot defender. Why do you love faggots? Only a faggot loves faggots.
>>530869571If you're reading this you should make peace with death. Mentally prepare yourself to die. Its a real thing, then when you need to fight you can without surrendering in fear.Be prepared that every day could be your last, mend relationships with those that matter, internalize the pain of your death on them and grieve it then learn to accept it. Mentally condition yourself yo not surrender.
>>530870958based but you should get your brother out too
>>530883591I was in the fucking Army. Infantry. Chances are you probably were never in the military, yet there you are acting all high and mighty bitching about how Trump never joined the military as if you're any better.If you don't want to join the military than fine. Understandable. But don't act as if you have a moral highground on Trump for not joining when you did the same exact shit and never joined yourself. There is a lot to criticize Trump for. Don't criticize him for not joining the military you fucking hypocrite.
>>530867877Y'all act like you're going to get forced into it.Dude, just don't do what you're told.They give you a gun? Drop it. They tell you to run? Stay in place.The fuck they gonna do? Destroy your already shit life? You're posting in 4chink. Your life is already rock fucking bottom if you're here.If they want you to serve, then ask them for money. No money? No work.
>>530876787man, the petrodollar is already done fordo you think the gcc countries will trust the usa after israel was given preference over them? you crossed a line from which there is no going back
>>530880427>>530882403Iranians are probably whiter than either of you retarded mutts
>>530867877>digital nomadAren't those all taken by AI? That said, I'll probably go to Philippines or Thailand. Thailand seems like the better choice and I know 2 girls (yes, biological females) there.
>>530869571>How do you win under these conditions? Ideas?Kill all the politicians and their families.
>b-but I'm old and disabled!!So? Zelenskyys goons are drafting 65 year olds and downies to the front. Millennials, Gen X and Boomers aren't safe either.
>>530867877Less than 3% of draft dodgers ever got punished in any way and that includes cops coming to your house to question you
>>530869571Making yourself incontinent should get you out of it.
>>530877365I will throw boiling water in their faces, and whilst they are convulsing in pain, I will stab them to death. Then, their corpses shall provide me sustenance for weeks.
>>530867877I feel like Malaysia might be one of the worst places to go to avoid WW3, considering the US' future geostrategic plans are in the Indo-Pacific, to exert pressure over China.
>>530867877Just start jacking off at the recruitment center.Spit in your hand and stroke your cock to the nearest bitch in uniform.Easy out
>>530867877>Where will you goNot in your 4th world shithole, that's for sure. The entirety of Asia is DysgenicLand. >digital nomadHave fun being terminally online, incel.
