Previous: >>530925692Timeline:▶ Day: 17>US allies rebuff Trump's request for support in Strait of Hormuz>IDF Division 91 forces have begun focused ground activity in southern Lebanon>The nuclear facility Parchin south of Tehran was attacked using bunker-buster bombs>Financial Times reports that the U.S. has told its European allies that deliveries of the U.S. arms they are buying for Ukraine may be delayed.>President Trump warned NATO that it faces a "very bad future" if it does not help the US open the Strait of Hormuz>Iran "open to countries who want to talk" about safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz>Japan tacitly refuses to send ships to the Strait of Hormuz>France rejects Trump's request to send warships to the Strait of Hormuz>Missiles and drones chase Americans out of Iraq>Iraqi militias release FPV drone footage operating above the U.S. Victoria military base near Baghdad International Airport.▶Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHwwZRH2wz8 [Embed] [Embed]▶Telegramhttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Twitter accountshttps://nitter.net/clashreporthttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetworkhttps://nitter.net/sentdefender▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/Disclaimer: something something neutrality, just don't be a nigger and split threads.
>>530931477>IDF Division 91 forces lol, still only 91 forces.How many days has it been stuck at 91 forces? Four days? Five days?
>>530931477>pickeked and checked
2019 report on Iran military powerhttps://www.dia.mil/Portals/110/Images/News/Military_Powers_Publications/Iran_Military_Power_LR.pdfThis is from the US Defense Intelligence Agency, so IMHO more neutral than reports coming from private think tanks (since the DIA writes from the point of view of actually having to fight against them, as opposed to secure the interests of whatever foreign nation or defense industry).
>>530931638>dia.mil
ARE YOU WINNING ZOGB......
>>530931477>Its not true, they were in Iraq just a few years agoAlso Syria, Lebanon, Ukraine, probably Yemen. They've been involved in asymmetric warfare against US and Israeli ground troops. I'd expect at least as much competence as Hezbollah but on a bigger scale.
It's so easy for Iran to keep hitting ships in the strait.
Daiky Reminder The Dutch flag is a brown naafiri muslim immigrant that spams brown iranians every thread and tries to claim they are white
Plan status?Petrodollar status?Banan status?
Where are the nukes damn it???
>>530931477make sure to brush your teeth everyone
Bibi status?
>>530931763I'm pretty sure that approximately 0.1% of Venezuelans and 0.005% of Italians follow baseball.
>>530931477Nigger
>>530931948Someone pointed out that it's clearly fake because there are coins in the tip jars.
Iranian speaker of parliament, M. B. Ghalibaf. Presented without comment.
FUCK PERSIA. FUCK 3rd WORLDISM. FUCK /pol/ CONTARIANS.
>tanker hit and disabled at the terminal on the far side of the strait in the Gulf of OmanProblem, Epstein Race?
>>530931970venezuelans do, Italians don't
>>530932075Iran's not a third world country
Jews, what the fuck?
>>530931477>>530931477>>530931477Threadly reminderAll of this is the fault of evangelicals on both sides of the US government and their insane suicidal reverence towards Jews and jewishness. Evangelical boomers are nearing death and are rushing to make the book of revelations reality so they can be raptured, assuring their access to heaven having lived such sinful lives. Trump only won 2024 because the October 7 2023 attacks exposed rampant, justified, antisemitism across not just the left but nearly all youths, including millennials in the US. This could not stand so the Jews put trump in power. This war would have happened no matter what. The only difference is that the bombs would have pride flags printed on the nose and missiles would be all black with black lives matter emblazoned across them. I denounce the talmud. Reply to this post to denounce the talmud and Jewish tricks. Too many of you are not denouncing and it's concerning. Are you a brave enough anon to denounce the talmud? I'm starting to get angry Jewish comments on this which means we're over the target. Muslims are gay too! The entire abrahamic tree is poisonous
>>530932086I don’t think that’s confirmed
>>530931763Wtf bro, I thought we were going to be your 51st state.
>>530932068
>>530932128>can't even build a nukeworse than pakistan... and pakistanis are muslim indians
>>530932054got em
>>530932075>Persia is 3rd-worldWhat's next? The Greek have no culture?
MUSLIMSARECOPING>SoleimaniMutilated>Nuclear SitesBusted>KhameneiBlasted>TehranBombed>MojtabaFled>KhargClosedkeep seething and coping muzzies
>>530932155If it's on UKMTO that seems pretty confirmed to me.https://www.ukmto.org/recent-incidents
>>530932205oy vey goy don't you know white people didn't have culture until jews came along? white people owe everything to judaism
>>530931799I guess you could say, they're real strait shooters
>>530932181They have the uranium, they didn't enrich it because it was dangerous to them. They will now.
>>530932205Notice how shills are happy to call any anti-kike opposition "brown" or "third world" to appeal to white nationalists, but they'll curiously never, EVER call anyone "nonwhite" or "antiwhite".You tell me why
Yeah it's over.
>>530932236USA seems to have won easily
>>530932181>Iran cant build nukesWait, but I thought the whole point of attacking them was that they can build nukes?
>>530932378The real question is why people use Bahrain vpns lol
>>530932416They can't build nukes, we destroyed their capacity to in the 12 Day War. No wait they can't now we destroyed their capacity to in the first four days of the current SMO. No wait...
>>530932516We destroyed their capacity to in the 12 Day War, but now they've rebuilt it and will have a nuke in 2 weeks so we need to invade. They previously spent 30 years being 2 weeks away from a nuke also. In 2 weeks from today, Iran will have a nuclear weapon.
>>530932416Why are you asking questions goy?
>>530932392
The Marine Expeditionary Unit is off the course of Malaysia approaching the Singapore strait.
>>530932392US tempo has dropped off too. We're in it for the long haul now
>>530932582Look at the y-axis memeflagbroThe iran graph is literally at zero, the US graph is "flatlined" at ~200 strikes daily lol
>>530932609>Singapore strait.any friendly NGOs do something funny?
>>530932606Has this guy ever said anything that actually mattered
>>530932606>realizing his closest advisors are abject retards and Iran actually has a plan
>>530932609Can’t wait for the USMC to take down this regime once and for all
>>530932609>"""""rapid""""" reaction force
>>530932674They're headed to Iraq for damage control
>>530932640>200 strikes daily>Also we hit a school because of old mapsNice 'number go up' bro. Are you actually achieving anything?
>>530932683They can react rapidly in the theater they're in... you know, when things are planned and they're sent where they're supposed to be. not haphazardly stolen away from the pacific theater to die for israel
>>530932392it's not "over" until the strait is open. if everyone stops firing and the strait is still closed then Iran is winning
>>530932731Only the highest value cacti targets
>>530932735And the US just never thought stationing a rapid reaction force in the Middle East would be a smart thing to do. Or do you only have one rapid reaction force while playing world police now?
>>530932617lol muslim-lover cope is funny>200-300vs>50and that doens't even count Israel pummeling Irannot to mention Iran's millies/drones are not only weaker but spread over a bunch of empty bases across different countires
>>530932392>GCC Ministry of Defense Official StatementsI literally saw with my eyes a missile striking a fuel depot and causing a raging fire and the government reported it as a successful interception that landed in open desert.Never trust gulf arabs in situations where izzat is at stake. We lie more than jews
Asmongold is on the casehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acdcEe2f9Yk
>>530932821>And the US just never thought stationing a rapid reaction force in the Middle East would be a smart thing to doWell yeah, because this shit wasn't planned. Israel just said "jump" and the whole US government jumped, as usual
>>530932821Small indie military with limited budget saar, please to understanding
That kike keeps trying to take control of pig but these threads are too good. Some of the most entertaining ive seen in years.
>>530932879What planning do you need to have someone say "Fuck me, we're always doing shit in the ME. Probably stick some dudes there aye." at any point in the last couple decades?
>>530932617but thats not what hogsbreath told me?
>>530932617Ask it which dates Fagseth said the next day would be "More furious" or "twenty times as hard" and overlay that.
>>530932968A MEU is attached to an aircraft carrier and is a big deployment.From what I understand the carriers themselves weren't even given a vague heads up to refuel, so some of them had to do that before they could even make way.Bottom line Trump made the decision very quickly and was permitted to basically do it snap decision style and no one had any idea it was coming. There are coast guard assets in Bahrain and they probably had to run away right after with no warning.
>>530932822Name one (1) important target we've hit recently
>>530932146Christ is king.
>>530932843it was intercepted though. by a fuel depot :^)
>>530931477>[Embed] [Embed][Embed] TKD [Embed]
>>530933073Kharg
>>530932181According to Jewish pilpul, Iran must be invaded because they're super dangerous and they have nukes.But also at the same time their missiles are useless and inaccurate, and they can't build nukes.
>>530932767Its literally open to everyone except the US and Israel. Cope.
>>530931948he just flew over my house!
>>530933173it's open when 100+ vessels transit it per day
>>530933173only if they settle oil in yuan... lol (you probably don't even know what that means cuz you're stupid)
>>530933136Lmao already inb4'd jew, better luck next time >>530932816
>>530933116Not my laziest ever bake. I once did [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>>530933136Iran hit israel though.Which is more important?
>>530933208And every day they don't, the shit we're getting into gets worse.
>>530933161what would you do if you saw your local ants trying to evolve and build nukes? even if it would take a million years you'd pour hot water on their ant hill
>>530933173Pools open.
>>530933208>>530933239>copeYea thats what I thought.
>>530933241copewe just demonstrated our domination of Kharg and can easily peasily hit their oil infrastructure and completely freeze all of their oil from export>>530933251Iran maybe if they're lucky has 1 missile land in Israel every few daysmeanwhile Israel is turning Iran into an active volcano every night
>>530932606he had Dugin moment
>>530933313There might be some doodoo in the pool so everyone needs to make a nice line for inspection near Qeshm.Also no jew tricks.
>>530933370>we just demonstrated our domination of Kharg and can easily peasily hit their oil infrastructure and completely freeze all of their oil from exportokay so do it. why aren't we doing it?i agree that it would be easy btw. it's in jdam range probably. why is it not being done? do you know why?
>>530933300Paranoid Android.
>>530933173Does not appear to be open at all.https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com/
>>530933428https://sweepthestrait.com
>>530933428Because they’re turning off transponders which allows them to cross without being attacked
>>530933370>we just demonstrated our domination of Kharg and can easily peasily hit their oil infrastructure and completely freeze all of their oil from exportHoly cope. So why didn't they hit the oil infrastructure? Oh, because it's a retarded idea that would be a strategic loss.
>>530931477Shit thread made by disgusting Muslims.Your god isnt real and your profit was a faggot who fucked a bunch of niggers in the desert.Now go do a terrorism bitchFuck pisslam.Fuck Muhammad.Faggots won't do shit
>>530933420>paranoid>western civilization has been at war with persia for 3000 yearsit is time for every house, man, woman and child to be stepped on
>>530933507now this is copehave you suddenly realized we're not winning? what did you pay for gas today? it's going to keep going up
>>530933507>
>>530933473Do you really think Iran is using AIS data to identify ships crossing right in front of them?
>>530933364is that pic supposed to make china look bad cuz it doesn't lol
>>530933406>>530933475>Trump isn't going to do it!>reeeeeeee why did Trump do itever get tired of going through the same cycle over and over again?
>>530933548Definitely. That’s why oil is still cheap and the market is green
>>530933473shipping insurance will not cover people who do that, which means 99.99% of ships are staying put.
>>530933614you're posting as mug reaction image as if trump already struck Kharg's oil facilities but he hasn't done itwe're in agreement that it would be easy. now why do *you* think he hasn't done it?
>>530933607China is based as fuck. Trump fucked up majorly by siding with Israel instead of simply building diplomatic relations with best Korea, Russia and China while letting the jews hubris fuck themselves in the ME.
>>530933676he's just gonna go "COPE" and pretend he struck the oil alreadymental illness
>>530933627Please fucking kill yourself subhuman
>>530933676waiting for the muhreens to get nearduh
>>530933184>Iraq is this real?
Imagine being a thirdie whose worldview is shaped by opposition to the USA. When the USA is being cautious and careful with its planning it's able to snatch a head of state out of his bed room in a different hemisphere without a single loss of life on their part. When the USA yeets itself into a conflict half-cocked on the other side of the globe with a relatively small and restricted portion of its military it's able to kill the leader of a country and gut said nation's military so thoroughly all it can do to retaliate is fling minuscule amounts of missiles and drones at surrounding nations while the greatest threat posed to US forces is friendly fire and accidents. Your options are either have some self-awareness and reflection, reshape how you see the USA, and try to effect social change in your own society to reconcile the difference between rhetoric and reality, or you can retreat into screaming tantrums, make wild claims on the internet backed only by fictitious images and videos, and try to spin the slightest setback the US faces as its existential doom.
>>530933794I don't think you're getting much service from Iraq anymore. Might want to check on that.
>>530933803>flagYou are that thirdie.
>>530933803Venezuela was a negotiated power transfer, you're now seeing what the USA is capable of when it's not a stage managed PR exercise lol.
One dead in Abu Dhabi from missile debris
>>530933957At least interceptions are working otherwise the death toll would be much higher
>>530933676He did strike it though... we have footage of airstrikes hitting targets there...
trump voters status???
>>530933793>We're going to wait until the marines are in place to capture the island>And then blow up the one thing of value on the island right before we capture itWow, brilliant plan
>>530934058he very specifically did not hit the oil facilities there which are still fully operational he could have just as easily hit them as the military targets they bragged about hitting (whatever those were.) but they chose not to
>>530934058he didn't strike the oil... which is the only important part... striking a runway that is easily repaired is not a big deal...
americans support jewish war, oh wait....
>>530934086We’re going to capture it and use the oil to bring down fuel prices. Ready for $1 dollar gas? That’s how we MAGA
>>530934081Drive something more efficient than a giant pick up truck to go to the grocery store?
>>530932731>Also we hit a school because of old mapsAre you still trying to force this old meme? No one cares anymore.
>>530934246>me and my 3 loser incel friends don't care about the slaughter of 150+ school girls heh. we are so edgy
ZOG bros?wtf?radar status???we have early radar capability, to alert precious kikes, right?RIGHT???
>>530934328These things happen. No one is seriously upset about it except perfomatively, not even you.
lack of JIDF in this thread is disturbing!something happened in kikeland???or they just recover after night of wild gay sex parties in shelters????
>>530934086>oh no it's seethingeither we capture it or bomb itit's not a very difficult concept
>>530934198>Drive something more efficient than a giant pick up truck to go to the grocery store?
>>530934115>striking runways in a war is not a big dealMoron
>>530934373so there are jews in australia
ZOG bros?embassy status?
>>530934403they log on after 9 am israel time which is 40 minutes
>>530934621we're arguably as compromised by jews than you cunts
>>530934628Fully secure.
ZOG bros?wtf???american support for israel is high, right?RIGHT???
>>530934429Be poor Everytime you go drive down the street then.
ZOG bros?wtf?war against aryans (Iran literally means "land of aryans) is bit difficult for us semitic people?how so?
>>530934828>just drive smaller car goyim! israel fate is on stake! they need all your gas money!
>>530934486not in this context it isn't
>>530934340ohh that was a sneaky one
>>530934992ZOG bros?wtf?you told us iranian missiles have CEP of 1km!
>>530934373I kinda care, but it doesn't really matter that I careUsing the US military for child ritual sacrifice for psychotic jewish fairy tales
>>530934867
>>530931477Are we winning miggers?
>>530932236How many times did you win this week so far
>>530934867Realistically they're third on the iq scale>Caucasiod, East Asians, Middle East (some parts due to Macedonian Egypt and Roman wars) It could be closer to Germany or Japan but more under developed
>>530934081trust the planpatriots in control
>>530934198War has been such a success that Trump fans are now acting like garden variety basedboys and attacking people for driving trucks.
Reminder>>530932146>>530932146>>530932146>>530932146Reminder.
>>530931970>I'm pretty sure that approximately 0.1% of Venezuelans follow baseballBuddy it's their national sport and one of the powers, it's like saying Italians don't watch football
>>530935289I get how he feels desu
say it with me: iran is winning
>>530935372cuckold
>>530931970Baseball is extremely popular in latam.
We have always been at war with Westasia
> tfw no kikes itt until 9.00 AM in Israel so comfy, bros
>>530931477>I will only fight for homosexuality in iran if they ship me out on the ss epstein
listen to the children of autism
What up my gentile bros
>>530931477nigger why did you remove the fact the mojtaba is gay? you mad?you mad that the leader of the shia likes to take it up the ass?you mad that he carries on the sacred Islamic tradition of getting zutted?
ZOG bros??wtf??
>>530935966It's a jew tabloid rumor, unlike you being a fat coal burning whore
>>530935966your demented people are sick, I hope a shahed finds you
>>5309359663 min. to 9 in tel avivfirst JIDF come to work early
>>530931948Confirmed AGI
Invasion expanded
>>530936035CBS confirmed it>>530936038>>530936042He's been grabbing male nurserslmaoZUTTEDUTTED
>>530936042and it's already having a melty
>>530935966>9 am in israel>jews show upThe one about Khamenei watching Clavicular in the bunker was more enjoyable desu. This one is just lazy
ZOG/kike bros!we won!
>>530936090Right on time.Have a good shift
>>530936166im sorry its not AI slop like all Iranian news, but its true and substanciated:>>530933136
>>530936125>grabbing male nursersYou miggers will eat anything that the jews shit out for you won't you?
>>530936007
>Milei declares Iran as enemy nation >Iran says Milei crossed a "red line" we'll pay for itFeels Goodman! We'll have an explosion or something soon
muslims killing each other as a side quest, based
>>530932054Coz jews don't leave tips.
>>530931477>yenta wakes up>it’s midnight heregn you poor fucks
I will support Chabad and maybe have a full conversion
These threads really turn into a ghost town at night
LOLkikes are upset!good!
>>530932133Checked. Reminder that Elon is a shabbos goy who uses an Israeli vendor to verify accounts on X. He's also been throttling and banning accounts associated with H1B abuse and pro-Iranian sources. He's NOT pro-free speech, as much as he loves to virtue signal about how he is
we need judenhut on /pol
civil war 3, electric boogldee?
>>530935966calories status?
>>530935966> 9.00 AM in Israelfuck kikes
>>530936211>its true and substanciated:Boomer elites use the "New York Post" to post gay rumours about politicians they don't like like it's a sport. It's been happening for decades>>530936376Dom flag has been AWOL for some time.
>>530936677>>530936606goyim are terrified of the truth lol.greater Israel time soon.
>>530935966muslims seethe more if you say he's gay than if you say he lets 8 year old girls get married
>>530936711swapped vpn
>>530936719Mazel tov
>>530931948In the desperate "it's not AI you stupid goyim!!!" AI video the Jews immediately responded with, because that's a natural response, his fucking enormous ears seem to reject the entire sun
JIDF, let sing together!israel don't be afraid
Iranian citizens want the war to continue untill total ayatollah death
holy shit... did they do it?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759630252314807.webm
>>530932871asmongold.....how the fuck does anyone sit through his vids?
>>530936905https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757633936171474.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761316306890709.webm
>>530937077wood da fugg?
>>530933867Let me guess, you have never heard of my country
>>530933869>Venezuela was a negotiated power transferWell maybe it really was, at least in your head
>>530937153https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762065122748706.webm
>>530936964It wouldn't have taken long, they're masters at warhead design, all they needed to do was enrich the uranium.
>>530937162
>>530932640>The iran graph is literally at zero,Today is the 17th. It's only at zero for today. Today just started. It shows a few dozen a day, with two dozen yesterday in the UAE, and two dozen the day before in the UAE, Israel and Saudi Arabia.If their strikes are accurate and steady not just dick flexing like the US and Israel, then why do they need to hit hundreds a day?
>>530937254LOL>gay nigger jews from outer space
>>530931477>"STRONGEST NATION IN THE WORLD">declare war on a "third world country" (not even alone, ganging up with another nation on their side)>OWIE PLEASE HELP NATO PLEASE IM OUT OF OIL
ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHOW
>>530935156>We wuz definitely Chess, saar!
>>530937162dude, ur a checkie lmao
Backgammon is Persian
>>530937884>We wuz numbah 1 saaar>voooote Jam D. Vance to make murrika numbah 1 again
>>530931477
holy fucks, he's actually dead, kikes keep releasing AI videoshttps://x.com/netanyahu/status/2033515975379911114
ali larijani was bombed and died like a dog last nightinternational publication soon
retarded subhuman chomskyite "muh oil" narrative being boosted by Lavrov proving once again how deep in the thrall of the jews the RF issubhuman brown person running the "BRICS News" twitter account (based in UAE??) agreesthis annoyed me enough to screenshot it and post it here
>>530936905Does anybody have that "Fight me" "Are you a Baby" "No" "Fuck Off" IDF chad meme?
>>530938077I'm not at all convinced that the videos are AI or that Netanyahu is dead (and I wouldn't really care if he was, I'm sure the hydra has some other genocidal kike waiting in the wings to replace him)but the mere fact that they keep releasing these unannounced videos of him standing around in "Literally Where" locations with like two randoms visible, instead of making a public appearance, a live televised address, or even showing up at his own security briefings, speaks volumes in itself. one has to assume he has at the very least gone into hiding of a kind
>>530938088Gottem!
>>530938088Bullshit memes aside. How are people taking the news about Benjamin?Surely people saw the missing ring in the video and at least have questions? No?
>>530938272>Bullshit memes aside. How are people taking the news about Benjamin?>Surely people saw the missing ring in the video and at least have questions? No?this nigga is alive
>>530938088as is typical for a jew the concept of honor never really "clicked" for you and as such, you don't understand what it means to "die like a dog" vs just dying
>>530934081goyim delusions
>>530938324being choked in your bunker youre trying to hide under a residential block is dying like a dogas all mudslime terrorists are known to have been
>>530938312Probably. But rings don’t just magically disappear. What are people saying about the fake video. It’s still very strange no?
>>530938241Kikes have to maintain an appearance of unquestionable invincibility to keep their slaves in line
>>530938358and you've been spending a lot of time in bunkers lately haven't you? roll any good MDMA while you were down there? catch any loads of cum in your ass? you'll be visiting it for at least the next six months so get used to it
>>530938363either it's AI and he's just not in israel or it's some sort of artificing with the ring
>>530938400No come on. We know what artifacting is. I think you’re right he’s not in Israel though. And that would t go down well given citizens are facing the threat and he might not be.
>>530938088based if true
>>530938469>And that would t go down well given citizens are facing the threat and he might not be.no, no one would give a shitnetanyahu isn't popular anywayand the casualty rate for us is so low no one cares
>>530938480truth
>>530938512Mmmm. Just doesn’t seem likely to me but ok.
>>530938241>or that Netanyahu is dead (and I wouldn't really care if he was, I'm sure the hydra has some other genocidal kike waiting in the wings to replace him)If Netanyahu really is dead, that's actually a major blow for Israel. He's not perfect but he's the only Jew crafty enough to hold power for any reasonable amount of time in Israel's chaotic and fractured political system. No one is better at building coalitions and holding onto power than him. Even though half the country hates him, Israelis feel that he's the only person they can trust to not cuck out when it comes to security issues. Even if they're "socialists" they still support him as a wartime leader. Losing him would be some O Captain, My Captain type shit and it would seriously undermine morale. Because if Iran can get him, they can get anyone. Granted, Israeli wartime policy likely wouldn't change very much, since even "socialists" and "liberals" are in favor of middle eastern land grabs and murdering arabs. But there would probably be a national unity government, with broader politicla representation in the cabinet. The real shitshow would come after peace is declared, because I doubt anyone would be able to form a government in Israel that lasts very long. The ultra-Orthodox losing power and becoming liable for conscription would cause a major political crisis in and of itself.
>>530938540it's a well-known fact netanyahu's kids are well off continents away from israel on some beachhe's been criticized for it for years and yearsand yet, the general public doesn't give a shit let alone his supportershim being found out of being somewhere else wouldn't change a single person's opinion of him
Will he really be the last prime minister?
c'mon provoke your orange retard to get boots on the ground I'm getting bored
>>530938088who will win for them on X now?
>>530938657he's already provoked but where would they even land
Pranksters dressed as Hitler trick Reza Pahlavi into believing Germany was 'ready' to bomb Iran >Two Russian prank-callers spoke with Pahlavi via Zoom, claiming to be advisers to German Chancellor Friedrich Merz. One of them, “Adolf”, told the son of Iran’s former ruler that the Germans were “ready to bomb Tehran”.>“The more countries we have in coalition to attack the regime in Iran, the better it is," responded Pahlavi. “It’s a welcome point for us to have more people joining in this crusade.">At one point, "Adolf", who donned a Hitler moustache, told Pahlavi that his grandfather had known Pahlavi’s father, the last shah of Iran. "He served in the German army and was an agent in Tehran in the 40s," he said.>Pahlavi replied: "That's very interesting, good to know."
>>530938701exactly, I'd be excited to see thatpoke him a little, I know he's peering over the edge
>>530938692>who will win for them on X now?some nameless guy we're about to find out that will last a week before he's dead, naturallyalso naim qassem has been dead for well over a week
>>530938088soon today or soon next week
>>530938834>Media: Israel on kohdistanut iskuja Iranin turvallisuusjohtaja Ali Larijaniin>Times of Israel kertoo, että Israelin joukot ovat kohdistaneet ilmaiskuja Iranin turvallisuusjohtaja Ali Larijaniin yön aikana.>Tiedossa ei ole, onko Larijani kuollut tai haavoittunut iskuissa.>Uutinen päivittyy.>Lähde: ReutersToday
>>530938834like right now>inb4 muzzies cope that he's alive for a full day when he is dead
>>530937324Holy shit there are 4000 jews here? That much? Wow.
>>530938875>>530938876kino
>>530938733is this the epic russian humor I heard so much about?
Larijani status?
>>530933507Side-taking faggot why not assume we can hate both sides equally? You wouldn’t happen to be jewish… would you?
>>530938088>this post: 24 mins ago>reuters: 15 mins agoSo Israeli posters here are actual mossadniks, it's not even a meme
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>>530939000they literally clock in at 9 Israel time
>>530939000>So Israeli posters here are actual mossadniks, it's not even a memeprobably but not me as much as i'd like to be onei just got it in a public israeli telegram that published it first before anyone
>>530938088you pieces of shit that guy was so based
Sup /pig/s? Hows my favorite internet dumbasses doing today?
>>530939000It was never a meme
>>530939101How much do they get paid and what are some other benefits or perks?
>>530939139I already laughed 3 times within 30 minutes of waking up so pretty good I guess. what about you jew-bro?
what did he want to tell to the ummah? guys?
>>530939321He already published it.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/530875736/#530876966Sad, would've been pure kino if he got deleted before he put it out
>>530932416How many times will people fall for the "nucular weapons of mass destruction" as a pretext for war?
>>530876966>>530939387the cope was strong with himI think he got too cocky
Sources tell me the leaders are stablePlease Allah
>>530931948Still able to do ring magic
if ali is really dead then i hope they mine the strait and close the damn thing permanentlyfuck you jewsfuck americafuck the gulfies
>>530931948Still dead but 100% jewish children blood blessed by israel's top rabbis is being pumped into his corpse as we speak. Trust the plan.
Migger cattle status?Moo moo?
>>530931932as an afficianado of muscular women, this artist clearly took a man's body as reference while drawing because that skeletal and muscular structure does not look feminine.
>>530939594He's dead and he died like a dog And Bibi is still kicking
>>530939675why are you late to work?JIDF opening hours are 9am (tel aviv time) what took you this long???
ZOG bros??why apple????our response?
OUR!!!!!! PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP IS GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOUhttps://youtu.be/1YTMoz45cc4?
>>530939594>if ali is really dead then i hope they mine the strait and close the damn thing permanentlyThe jews tried (again), have no clue on whether they succeeded or not.So they are trying to bait Iran into doing BDA for them... for free.I would expect an obvious AI video of Larijani riding a Polar bear in Tehran on his twatter (regardless of his vital status).
>>530939727im not that kike. does the mossad agent post about muscular women wtf u on about
>>530939707>He's dead and he died like a dogsee>>530938324>And Bibi is still kickingsomeone needs to add a VR set to pic
>>530939837>they're already coping that larijani is actually alivedamn.
>>530931477 > Donke thread >>530938565 Donke thread >>530938565 > Donke thread >>530938565 Donke thread >>530938565 > Donke thread >>530938565 Donke thread >>530938565 > Donke thread >>530938565 Donke thread >>530938565 > Donke thread >>530938565 Donke thread >>530938565 > Donke thread >>530938565 Donke thread >>530938565
>>530939834ooops, sorry
>>530939890what the hell? I never implied that. Are you having a meltdown because I pointed out bibi is dead?
Soleimani status?
>>530938241>im not at all convinced these videos are AI
>>530939970bibi will be running for office in the 2026 elections and will appear in the knesset a multitude of times beforehand
> Donke thread >>530938565 Donke thread >>530938565
It is being revealed in public israeli telegram that Sadeq Khan Zand, also known as Mohammad Sadeq, died on the 14th of March in city of Shiraz. His cause of death is not known yet.
FRESH REAL BREAD FUCK DONKE NIGGERS>>530940056>>530940056>>530940056
>>530939901>>530940048#1 unfunniest retard award
>>530939890when saddam got killed many iraqis thought it was a trick and that he would curse them with evil magic. just give it time, you will eventually learn to cope with the death of jewish hitler and the collapse of the israel terror sponsor government
Early new since the Israeli and German early posting niggers are here and I want them to feel how fucking annoying it is>>530940082>>530940082>>530940082
>>530940021>bibi will be running for office in the 2026 elections and will appear in the knesset a multitude of times beforehand
>>530940103>>530940048FAKE>>530940087REAL
>>530940048based
>>530939021it's so funny to me how it was a retarded sycophantic jeet who ended up being netanyahu's downfall
>>530932674Can't wait to see the USMC getting FPV droned
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>>530933676can't make persia great again without itwell you can but it will be a lot more expensive and this way we get leverage over china by april instead of after a decade of reconstruction
>>530934955>we didn't need the runway at the island that processes 90% of our oilmy good man, maybe you should take a break
