>be a zoomer in late 2026>global shitstorm intensifies: Middle East blows wide open, Europe theater drags on, Pacific flashpoints multiply>full mobilization everywhere in the "free world">your phone buzzes: official draft notice portal login required>US Selective Service lottery expands to 18-40, your number gets pulled in the expanded wave>UK passes "National Defence Service Act" emergency powers, 18-36 males report for medicals>Germany / France reinstate full conscription + reserves recall>refuse? felony evasion charges, assets seized, Interpol notice if you bounce, family gets the third degree>show up? shaved head, basic in freezing barracks, then shipped out: urban combat in contested zones, hypersonic missile alerts, constant drone swarms>back home: fuel ration cards, power cuts from cyber ops, supermarkets empty, protests crushed>friends vanishing into uniform one by one, group chats turn into casualty updates>PTSD, lost limbs, or KIA stats from history books now your potential resume line>tfw "patriotic duty" = your life on the line for geopolitics you didn't start >meanwhile you're already vibing as a draft-dodger expat in Malaysia>no mass conscription — Malaysia holds neutral line>your visa rock solid — DE Rantau Nomad Pass renewed easy (24k USD min income)>or upgraded to MM2H tier if stacking longer-term (fixed deposit route, property option, 5-10+ year renewable)>cheaper & better value than Bangkok>daily flex: roti canai + teh tarik RM3-5 breakfast, street nasi kandar RM8-12 dinner, Grab bike RM5-8 rides>fiber internet 500Mbps+ stable, zero blackouts>group chat Western bros: "summons came, packing for boot camp">you send back pic of KLCC + caption "thoughts & prayers bro, stay frosty">monthly total burn: $1600-2400 for premium nomad life (good condo, frequent eats out, gym, short trips, savings buffer)>news terrifying but you're 10,000+ km from any frontWhat would you do when your turn comes?
>>530964512>What would you do when your turn comes?they will have a surprise if they decide to illegally raid my house
>>530964512>just rent a tent in Papua New Guinea with fellow goyim, goyim. this will surely save the goyim civilization
>>530964512>18-40, your number gets pulled in the expanded wave>>UK passes "National Defence Service Act" emergency powers, 18-36 males report for medicalsbrah, this is middle aged men board. We're all here mid 30s to 50s
Please don't shill Malaysia. We don't want it ending up like Thailand.
>>530964727Just poop your pants and don't clean it up.Get those pants super duper cursty and smelling as bad as possible.You'll get a medical exemption because nobody wants to be in a trench next to a poopy pants.
>>530964813In Cuckraine zoomies up to 24 are exempt. Men in their 30s and 40s are the ones being bussified
>Korean flag Malaysia shill spamhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/malaysia/country/KR/type/op/
Set up a local or international bank account. The US government can and will freeze bank accounts, and yes, get out of the country before they start conscripting people. As long as you're first out the door, they can't stop you. There will be a rsh to leave and that's when they'll nab people. They'll do as well what Ukraine did. Fighting age men are not allowed to leave Ukraine period.They'll crack down on it faster than you think as well. A lot of the population are foreigners, up toward to 10-20% of the total population. A good majority of them will rush back to their home countries will rush back to their home countries. And the government will think there are like native people are fleeing and crack down on it.Anything is better than dodging drones in a ditch, and having your head rattled by artillery rounds. You will sit in your trench, in the mud, wishing you were living as an international fugitive in a third world country. Anything is better than being conscripted and sent to war. Prison is better.
Just don't go.What are they going to do? Send you to prison?Prison is better than being the star of a FPV drone snuff video on X.
>>530964813this. its just not my problem
>>530964512A draft is a good thing in my mind because I’m too much of a pussy to kill myself so at least I’ll be a hero or whatever
>>530964512There wont be a draft and we all know it. You will be beyond fragged.
>>530966034>nd we all know itNigger, Israel is in a 4 front war, and is under existential threat. They're going to conscript the fuck out of you.
>>530965338for how long though? they will lower the draft age eventually
>>530964512There is only one answer.Come home white man.
>>530964512here's the best tip
>>530964512Convert to shia Islam, and wear a graphic t-shit with the death to America slogan.
>>530965527Just shoot the men in vans trying to forcibly conscript people. Problem solved.
>>530966162>They're going to conscript the fuck out of you.You're going to be hunted. 3% everywhere here homeboy. True gangsters.Try it.
>>530964512I’m just not going is all. Sorry!
>>530964890i've heard some ruskie tried it and while it worked at the beginning, now they'll just beat you up and enlist anyway
>>530966162Israel is under extistential threat precisely because the US is NOT going to conscript people. Do you get it yet?
>>530964890If enough people do that there will just be a poop battalion or whatever. No toilets etc
>>530964512Be rural
>>530964512>KL shill back at itJesus christ fuck off. Just move there already and stfu. It's an ok city and relitively cheap, but boring as fuck. I've lived there for 2 years and would rather live in Manila
South Korea doesn't have a draft they have required military service for men.
>>530967335Did you give any brown Asian girls your uncut willie
>>530965677They won't arrest you. You can either go or be forced to go. If they catch you, they will send you.
>>530967649I just won’t go though
Try the draft see what happens.
Just shit and piss yourself non-stop, and never clean it up. Let it fester in your pants. They will kick you out of the military fast.
>>530964512>lust provoking imagennggghhhhuuuuuu
>>530964512How to draft dodge 101>step 1: just dont read mail
>>530968016I do the same thing with jury selection emails tbqh
>>530967813I am glad Americans have a choice. Or at least they think they do. Brazilians are not allowed to have guns so we can't really defend ourselves.I am past the age for draft in Brazil, so unless they amend the constitution, I am out, but I do have younger friends who may be conscripted.The Brazilian president has been hinting that the country may join siding with Iran.But it's also his last year, so...
>>530964512There is no draft in America, chink.Good luck to you.
>>530964512Holy bugface
>>530964512Shit yourself if they try to draft you. It worked for Ted Nugent.
>>530967835You will cuck and you will go to war. Alternatively, you will be sodomized by Tyrone in prison.
>>530964512Start lardassmaxxing. If you're too unhealthy to be of any use they might see you as a liability.
>>530967449Of course. The amount of easy sex you can get is amazing, but it can also ruin you in the long run. The white man's burden in asia is purely sexual imo
>>530968137you should try having sex with someone that doesnt look like your mom, just once danecel
if you arent a digital nomad already why would you be when a draft hits and travel is restricted?you realize you have to apply and qualify for legit digital nomad visas. do you have a job that lets you fully work remote on a western salary because if you dont you are fucked
>>530964512Well don't just tell them about it, they'll drive prices up more than currency shenanigans already are
>>530968191You will get fragged 100% this isn't Vietnam. Theres no hippies to be found. But theres tons of skinheads and other assorted gangsters.TRY IT.
>>530964512I know that's the Petronas Towers in the background, but Korean bitches are so fucking disgusting. Koreans are nothing but a shrieking pile of dog shit complexes and neuroses, but the women are the worst of all, openly displaying their mental illness with their fucked obsession for plastic surgery that makes them look like they crashed out in Roswell, 1947.Japan should've genocided Chōsenjin when they had the chance.
I am legally disabled because I'm an autist.I cannot be drafted.According to some news outlets it's also possible to change your sex in the citizen registry without having to go through any therapy or surgery, so you can become a "woman" on paper who cannot be drafted. I haven't verified this fact.And even if you were drafted, you can still refuse weapon service and serve in institutions like the red cross instead.There are options in Germany.
>>530964512This is my opinion not advice. The vietnam draft is exactly what we will have. You get a raffle live on television for dates of birth between 18 to 25 then 35+ then you get a letter in the mail. The letter explicitly states where to be and who to report to for a board meeting to clarify eligibility. They will deem you almost always fit for duty no matter past discrepancies claiming otherwise, and doctors and physicians get kickbacks for NOT seeming you unfit for duty. So the self diagnosed crowds will be holding rifles either way or another. The just shit your pants meme falls into this category as well.You will see an unimaginable amount of protesting but in the end it will go nowhere. If your name is called, your lot is up. The best advice I can give you as someone who served two uniform changes worth of time, just join before the first lottery. Join and get the most cushiony jobs possible. Which is not that many at any given time. But you MAY get lucky if you can join the coast guard, air force or space force. Seek administration jobs, medical, anything that puts you in a building. Safety is a good one, so is civil engineering, transport and other off flightline jobs. For the love of fuck do not join the marines or army, you will 100% be shafted to die overseas. You need to be in the military lite branches. And honestly the coast guard is harder than the air force and you may see a lot of action depending on your job. But still safer than being a sitting duck, unable to sleep for weeks on end in the desert. Eating shit food and wishing you had took my advice.If you are about to finish school and your dates get called abd you are called to the board. Do not try to put an education waiver in, this war is different. Corruption is rooted even more so now than Vietnam. Finish your school after service even if you lose the remainder of your scholarship. Do not fuck around. If your dates are called I would enlist RIGHT AWAY and seek a decent job.
>>530964512what do you do when they cancel your passport and notify your host country to deport you immediately?
>>530964512>What would you do when your turn comes?shorten the lives of draft officers, plenty of garden tools you can use against them. Better to die on my own soil.
>>530969116It won't happen. For deportation to be possible, it must be a crime in both countries. There's no draft in Malaysia, so you can't be draft dodger there. It would be refused.
>>530964512If interpol is on your ass, then you aren't safe anywhere you dumb gook. You especially aren't safe in malaysia unless you're a billionaire who can pay police to hide you or dissuade interpol from hunt you down.
What if you make it clear that you WILL shoot up your officer and your fellow soldiers as soon as they hand you a gun?I guess you'll only be sent to jail.
>>530964512The best wayto avoid the draft is work in essential industry, be studying or married with kids.Looks like you guys are FUCKED
Thas an ugly bitch despite all the makeup and surgery
>>530969052Heres my opinion. You will receive a fucking bullet. This isn't Vietnam. This is the second American Revolution.TRYIT
>>530969637you think they will play by the rules they created during a war?lmao
>>530970529Hey man I just gave my two cents. Boots in uniform will follow orders and the more aggressive people get the worse it will be for them. There isn't going to be a revolution kid. This is just how the world works.
>>530965677You are retarded?
i'm just...not dying for israelit sounds complicated but its notsimple as
I want to fuck Asian woman
>>530971074>There isn't going to be a revolution kidYou'll find out who the kid is homeboy.
>>530964512men who own an AR15 cant be drafted its physically impossible. if you are worried about being kidnapped by the jewish police to conscript you then you need to own things which prevent this from being possible
>>530969052Tldr faggot. Pic related will happen if a draft is announced.
>>530969052Feels good to have a medical degree. I'll just be forced to do what I already do. https://www.sss.gov/about/return-to-draft/It sucks that I'm on a list until I am 45 though.
>>530964727why would i want to save it?
wear the chabad lubavitch costume
>>530964512It's not 2016 anymore. Zoomera declined go Make America Great Again so now we have to secure our nation's wealth the old fashioned way.Zoomers and shitskins are getting drafted for something you will call senseless and dumb and everyone who opposes is getting a drone jammed down their throat. It's the only way.
>>530972403Why dont you kikes buck up and talk shit? You know everyone wants you dead? FUCKING SAY IT JEW. SAY IT KIKE. SAY THE WORDS FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. YOU THINK YOU'RE A GANGSTER PROVE IT 8200 WE WILL KILL YOU FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA.
>>530964512Those towers look uninsured
>>530964512>Draft Dodging TipsApply for gun permit.Say some psycho shit to the shrink.Be declared unfit for firearms.Use the anti-gun system against itself.
I have pending felony charges and can't leave the country right now.
>>530970529You won't do shit.You're an internet tough guy coward that will crumble like a wet tissue.Couple of other people with real courage, not just posturing on the internet will try and gets massacred on live TV.That clip will be played on every news and talk show, basically 24/7 crushing your hallucinated revolution before it even happens.Your fucking cops use heavy military gear in peace times.When peasants get uppity cops will get army support and crush the handful of ''revolutionaries'' while million of internet tough guys like you will cry them selves to sleep before they are shipped off to die for Israel.That's what you voted for.Good luck you fucking retard, you'll going to need it.
whatever fag send me to prison then because I'm not complying
>>530964683Shit in your pant isn't gonna surprise them abdul
>>530971074You shut your fucking mouth didnt you now KIKE. I WANT YOUR FUCKING BLOOD.https://youtu.be/3KfQxEJKkRc
>>530965888nigga all goyed up
>>530964512Get a Swastika tattoo.
>>530968103>Brazilians are not allowed to have gunsthere are so many videos of Brazilians shooting each other. i bet that rule of no guns is just a formality and almost everyone in your country has a gun concealed somewhere.
>>530973378No, you wont do shit.
>>530974197where do you even get a swastika tattoo, outside of a prison?
>>530974451To be fair, if there's a draft, the tattoo parlours would probably be happy to sort you out.
>>530964512What is up with malaysia shilling all of a sudden. Ive been there. The only good thing is the food. Everything else is just terrible.
>>530966162then they open a fifth front and lose their power base.
>>530964512These pics are AI aren’t they
>>530974197You just qualified yourself for DEVGRU
>>530968103Wasn't that a recent change?
>>530964512what race is this
>>530973378Bring it on homeboy, CIA whatever you areTRY THE DRAFThttps://youtu.be/F4cgsbZkj2Y
>>530966410There should be two caskets here
>>530964512fakeandlol
>>530965527this, if you're a brown male immigrant you really should just leave now to be safe
Belfast Thatcher child sittin on a US green card. Currently too old but when all you jestermaxers are ground beef, they'll up the age. The Bongs cant/wont draft the potato niggers (disloyal half breeds likely to shoot their own) Now the FatMutts on the other hand have a history of thrown our lot into the grinder. Id probably use the bleeding heart blue state to hide for as long as, then if nesscary bounce north into the Canadian common wealth.
>>530964512Tfw the unironically best way to avoid the draft is to move to Vietnam.
>>530966888when the police come to arrest me for a thought crime and i think of a bomb:
>>530964512The best thing to do is fight back against the mobilizers. They are the enemy, make them fear for their lives everything they try and mobilize somebody via kidnapping them
Draft officers die when you shoot them in the head.
>>530964512Not worried. I have narcolepsy so I'm not eligible for service.
>>530964512dont they already have forced conscription in worst korea?
>>530977206you lost, tranny
>>530964512>don't wanna fight and dodge the draft to not get blown up by drones>ziggers occupy your country and draft you regardless to get blown up by droneshonestly, if WW3 happens we are all fuckedand the problem is that now it's a matter of when, not if
>>530964512>Ouch, my bone spurs are playing up!
>>530979248Good thing I'm not living in Austria
>>530979372instead of Russian drones, you will get blown up by NATO ones, Gulyás
>>5309645121pbtid slide thread.
>>530964890This just started smearing shit on the walls of the bunkhouse.
>>530968103>The Brazilian president has been hinting that the country may join siding with Iran.When has he ever said that you nigger? this is straight up lie. The only thing he is preocupied is about U.S intervention in Brazil due Trump claimimg some criminal organizations in Brazil are terrorist groups, trying to pull the same move he did in Venezuela.
>>530979081That is correct. They do not live when you shoot them in their fucking heads.Take note glowfaggots. Fuck around and see what fucking happens. We aren't dieing for your jew wars anymoreBut we will happily die killing you.
>just as you turn into an adult covid hits>russia attacks ukraine>can't afford housing without borrowing from rothschild banks>not fit for military service>us attacks iran, fuel prices are through the roof, merchants itching at the opportunity to raise pricesI fucking hate this timeline
Me? What would I do? Easy would just troon out just before they knock on my door>>530967287A poop battalion may actually win wars, you could be onto something here
>>530964512Didn't readOnly came for the yellow cutie
It won't come as our country asks and does not require. But for the spinless, be sure to give us some good drone footage to laugh at. It's the least you could do after getting bombed
Buy and ad KL tourist bureau.
>>530981814Who is the spineless? Those who dont want to die for kikes? How about you go die for fucking kikes rat.
The malaysian govt (rightly, i may add) views BWC as a critical national resource, which is why they're shilling on here for white men to colonize the wombs of their women This is beautiful, and it's everything. WMAF is the future, and i'm here for it
>>530964512Just say that you would love to save your country but you'll have to be put into an Uber Aryan division because if you see a filthy nigger in your team you'll probably kill him the second you get a chance to. Clarify that you are super racist and post on /pol/.
>>530983845I fight only for myself and my family.Neither is affected by this rat sandbox fight so I don't care.Bring a note with your ID on it so you can hold it up to the drone when it makes you into kool-aid so I know when to laugh extra hard. Otherwise shut the fuck up!
