PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk>Pres Trump Roundtable on Ratepayer Protection Pledge Washington, DC 3/4/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W50sSr87n4Q>Pres Trump Meets with Chancellor of Germany, Washington, DC 3/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFJL5jRLXM>Pres Trump Participates in a Medal of Honor Ceremony, Washington, DC 3/2/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TohMVSc5vIA>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Energy, Corpus Christi, Texas 2/27/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr2RA4JAntQ>Pres Trump’s 2026 State of the Union Address, Washington, DC 2/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWrZQBgpY7I>Pres Trump Participates in Angel Families Remembrance Ceremony, Washington, DC 2/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2R6vKFd_c>Pres Trump at Governors Dinner, Washington, DC 2/21/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCkvVgiSOjU>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/X4KiALfhprev >>530998291
Ultimate MAGA.
>>531001870MAGA
>>531001894what the fuck?
Oppose Trump if you fuck toddlers!
I just want to score a run.
>>531001870What the fuck is up with his head?
>>531001870the fucks going on with this niggers head?>>531001948I'm reading a biography of Andrew Jackson right now and despite the author being pretty clearly a leftist and having a MASSIVE ideological bias against Jackson, he is still very clearly the best president we had since Washington.
>>531001989He was born with 89% of his brain and skull missing because he is brown.
>>531002019It's overVenezuela gets to have Maduro back.
>>531001989dios mio...
FUCK YES TIED UP BALLGAME, MOTHERFUCKERS
This is divine retribution for gloating at Canadians and I'm sorry
LETS FUCKING GO
>>531002061kek
BRYCE HARPER BABY
>>531001989probably tried to self exterminate.. i knew a guy that tried that and his head looked caved in like that
>>531001839Of course, migger. Look at the chart he paraded around at all the rallies but disregard the arrow that incorrectly points to a year before he actually left office. Notice the rebound and how it's higher than when he came in. I guess you're still hypnotized.
MOON SHOTTIE FUCKING GAME
>>531001989whypipo don't be seasoning they brains.
>>531002133SORRY GAYTAH AH HAHAHAHA
>>531002055God I wish the GOP had someone like Jackson even though the kikes would repeatedly try to kill him
kek this retard literally did it just for clicksALSO BRYCE HARPER TIES IT UP IN THR 8th LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
NVMD.American supremacy. Maduro belongs to us
WHITE GOD BRYCE HARPER SAVING TEAM USA
>>531001989His parents embraced tradition.
>>531002082no he will be released and then the hunt will begin againas is tradition
>>531002026I think they call that the steering-wheel piercing. Latest beaner trend for people driving small cars too fast?He clearly had a tracheotomy at some point, so he may have been shot in the head, or just had his head crushed? Kinda a shame, he'd have had a large skull if it was complete. Unless it just pushed all up on the left and made it taller?
MAGATIE GAME!!!>>531001870What is with that head? >The crash killed Anthony Samuel Pavon SantosHuh, at least he did something good
>>531002156I promise I won't chuck batteries at him the next time the Phillies come to Dodger's Stadium.Can't promise I won't spit on him if he is in range when leaving the field.
okay if i'm using leftist logic then red wave is confirmed
>>531001954You aren't even right-wing, migger.
Aaron Judge is such and unbelievable shitter. Completely killed the momentum.
>>531002285God I haven't been to a game in a long time, a bunch of people were going to a game in 2020 then covid canceled it and I just haven't really tried to go since.
Never trust a man named Lindseyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/BgetxdCu3oI
>>531001948more migger delusion
Does anyone else go on fags.win to dab on the Schizo boomers?
>>531002378What if neocons were right all along
MAGA
>>531002335>REEEEEEE JUST LET THE LEFT WINNo. The people are tired of your leftist nonsense.
>>531002358I try to go to as many Doyers games as I can. It's an expensive habit and I usually can only go early in the season, but it is fun. Watching ball live and getting drunk as the game progresses really is the best way to enjoy it.
>>531002428No, they never were
>>531002169You mean the red arrow that clearly says "trump crackdown begins"? Or do you mean the other red arrow that clearly says "trump leaves office" that is correctly positioned slightly after 2020?
>>531002205Need Gunnar to come in to pinch hit the winning run
>>531002450You are the left, miganigger
Last time Net and Yoohoo was in public?
>>531002491Hahahahahaha no fucking way. MIGAjeets think Biden was inaugurated before the 2020 election
>>531002426>>531002335cope and seethe.
>>531002055>>531002197Jackson's sole failure remains alienating his cabinet over a roastie girlboss marriage>don't push whore on Eaton >Calhoun et al never quit
Hey goys, it's Nick here with a DAILY REMINDER.The only questions you should be asking are:>"which Democrats do I vote for?"and>"why are you so handsome?"Oh and btw, Epstein wasn't actually a cool guy.He was into icky girls and didn't pick me. They just pay me to say those things.
>>531002508>Admitting that the overton window shifted so far away that you are not even left wing but a commie fascist troon and that Trump is what is supposed to be regular and normalLOLLMAO
>>531001870Trump is assumed to be controlled by Russia:>Muller investigation>Impeachment >Protests in the streetTrump is highly likely controlled by Israel/Mossad:>No protests>No investigations>No impeachments>No real push back on his war against Iran>Media sweeps Kushner, Wexner and Latners connections to Israel/Mossad under the rugMAGAtards, any real explanation for what the fuck is going on in your country?
>>531001870Arrests
>>531002474jews always are right
>>531002491Migger, the arrow is slightly after the beginning of 2020. Trump left and Biden took office at the beginning of 2021. The election was in November of 2020.
>>531002606Post NatSoc memorabilia with timestamp right now or you admit you and Trump raped kids with Epstein.
>>531001870ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
>>531002601
>531002613lol leaf jeet
>>531002639>too much of a pussy to reply directlyThat's a concession!
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>531002508You are fucking retarded on a whole other level
It's so over
FUCK
>>531002567I won't. I have no need.
Why are Catholics like this?Even Stephen Molyneux called out the Catholic institutions recently.
>>531002749Nobody believes that you AWOOing catboy faggots who voted for a jew that made the GOP drop opposition to gay marriage are fucking right wing, tranny.
Whitlock you donkey
>>531002639The gay Mexican went on a rant today where he literally said "america and Israel must become weaker and Iran must be allowed to have nuclear weapons". It's such obvious propaganda at this point its kinda insulting they think the right would fall for it.
>>531002766So why are you currently?
>>531002853I'm not.
>>531002800welp, there ya go.larpers and traitors all
Way to go, Venezuela. You've played well.
>>531002873Now type that without crying
KWAB
>>531002800>SedevacantistsProtestants with a Latin fetish
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDSSTOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLYTHIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGBIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!>>531002256>>531002328>>531002693AWOO!>>531002800They replaced one woke pope with anotherVery disappointingSad to see Flynn with that bunch
>>531002924kek dumb bitch
>>531002881Pretty sure like half of the people on that list aren't even Catholic.Also>Catholic for CatholicThat comes across like some kinda gay dating website name or something.
Wow this kike thread is basically UHG, yikes, it fucking glows
>>531002800Catholics always hated themselves for being white.
I think another cluster bomb hit over Haifa.
>>531002613The Russia shit was fake and only EUtards still believe it.Israel is our biggest military base in the middle east.
>DHS telling jeets to get outWonder who is going to cry first, Vance or Kashapp?https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2034000845503693180
>>531001870Is this AI generated or the shallow end of the gene pool?
>>531002956Idk but its like the deep south Evangalicals keep getting exonerated and proven right, about everything.
HOES MADliteral retarded newfag niggerfaggot alien invaders
>>531002902K.Migger!
>>531003106Why ya cryin lil bro?
gay
trump should withdraw from Nato for the lulz
>>531003099What's got them so absolutely booty blasted this time? I think the femjeet has been going nonstop for almost 3 days now lol
>>531003075Except theology lol
>>531003156
Come on, lads. Manufacture a run to tie this bitch up. Preferably two to walk off but I'll take extras at this point.
>>531002956there's a child abuser protector, a larper, a schizo, and a leaker as the first four.it's another commie set-up.
>>531003221Gay Old Pedophiles admitted the SAVE Act is dead, Trumpjeets are dilating hard. You hate to see it.
>>531002807>NO U ARE LEFT WING, I AM LE BASED TRUE RIGHT WINGERSure you are, retard.
Remember to congratulate Trump on his WBC victory.
A lot of judges need to be removed from any judicial power. Hell, just get rid of all of them, and lawyers too >>531002873You appear to be. You should try to stay on topic btw
>>531003287Thanks for admitting that youre not only a foid, but a jeet, too. You will now be ignored.
>>531003293Jeetleaf failed, let's see if you can redeem for him, saar >>531002690
Trump should blackbag and deport DeRosa if he blows this
>>531003332>you replied to me, I winIgnore my posts if you and Trump rape kids.
>>531003287cool story bro
>>531003296Nope.
>>531003391The GOP isn't willing to stop that btw. You lost, tranny.
>>531003221A whole bunch of Iranian leaders died today!They seem really upset about that for some reason!Also some deepstate mole in Trump's admin ragequit and went on a gayper rant about Trump attacking Iran because muh Israel
>>531003430okay retard
Kek! Some raging shill tried to have me b& for "avatar or signature use," neither of which I have.I guess I'm really getting under their skin.
>>531003296that judge was a jew
>>531003430The RINOS arent, so allowing Democrats to win and then install more of them and/or Democrat politicians isn't right wing of you
>>531003384Damn, you really are a woman lmao. That is some grade school shit. Fucking pathetic.Reply ITT in any way shame or form if you admit you're a shit eating, cow worshipping, front hole dilating foid that not even your patents could love.
>>531003482If this passes, the left is done.
>>531003450>Trump attacking Iran because muh Israelisrael must have videos of him diddling kids>>531003482>it passed a procedural vote>still needs 60 to actually pass>the GOP won't do it>they won't do a talking filibuster either because they're afraid of the precedent Are you an unironic fucking nigger who doesn't understand how your own government works?
>>531003488jannies have been randomly targeting awooposters today while shills run amok
>>531001870look at that fucking dent
>>531003488How much you wanna bet it's the same one that's been seething nonstop for days?>>531003450Fucking kek, they're having a fucking terrible week
>>531003294>WBCwhite banana cartel?
>>531003515>you really are a womanYou were so afraid of your anonymous social status you fell for the "post again ITT" thing. You lost, tranny.
It's over. Congratulations to Venezuela for playing a hell of a game. It hurts but Venezuela were the better team. Damn.
>>5310035562026 has been great so far!
>>531003563you raugh you ruse?
Fuck Venezuela. Send Maduro back.
Fuck my life bros.
>>531003523not entirely but it will hurt striking down VRA racial districting will kill any chance of them ever getting the House ever again Rs would gain potentially 20 seats across the South
>>531003607They needed a win!America's had its fill already!
>>531001870Charlotte is woke beyond repair.
congrats to the abuelita, we are frens now :)
>>531003588Thanks for confirming that you're a jeetfoid tranny, lmao. Whatcha gonna do, cry to the jannies like you have been for days now? Gonna beg them to save you because you're getting bullied? Fucking kek. I bet youre not allowed within 1000 yards of a school.
It's over bros
>>531003693Too gay, too brown, didn't read. You lost, tranny.
Someone needs to beat that bum Aaron Judge with a sock filled with quarters.
>judge choking and derosa retardationprepare for waves of intense shilling over thisggs venezuelanon
well dangcan't win them all
>>531003523it do bee like that
>>531003607>>531003631>>531003639>>531003674>>531003702Hadn't heard of Whitlock before. What team does he play for
>>531003354Eat shit, nigger faggot. I don't fucking obey you
newhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116247928951810982
>>531003693You're not bullying anyone, lil fella. If you went to my son's youth wrestling club you'd get your fucking spine shattered.
so the bumpslaves are down to calling random people itt trannies?is that what's going on rn?
>>531003610Sucks that we lost the game, but VZ was the better team this year. They earned that win.
>>531003755Should've started Gunnar 2bh
>>531003809Truth. Venezuela were the better team. They played very well. It sucks to lose but congrats to VZ for showing up big time.
>>531003746>>531003755The Aaron Judge situation is like if Barry Bonds struck out every at bat. Embarrassing.
>>531003693and its mom is sick of it. she tossed that dumb faggot years ago, probably playing perfunctory family life at this point, hollow behind the eyes, judging looks from behind.
also DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT every tommy salami native son that chose to play for italy
>>531003777Saying nigger online doesn't make you less left wing, hope that helps!>>531003788Lol. Probably true. One of these gimps posted a selfie the other day and he was a 92lb manlet.
>>531003797>>530998497
>>531003552he's cranially challenged, like this goon >>531003535
>>531003776Red Sox and he's a BUM he's TRASH he's a LOSERI'm going to bed. Nighty Nite Petey Gee
>>531003786lolI expect him to fly the team to the Whitehouse.
>>531003786LOL based shitposter in chief
>>531003883That's a concession!
>>531002172I retract this statement. Also, fuck Aaron Judge.
>>531003631>nothing personel kid
>>531003883Why did this gigajeet do it?
>>531003797It's all they can do, and they're enraged that it isn't working lol>>531003831Damn right. There's always next year to reclaim the title, but I'm content to let them have their victory.>>531003841I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case. Probably lost its family too much izzat from its existence.
>>531003776b*ston of course
>>531003957>they're enraged that it isn't working lolit do bee like that, lol
>>531001870WE WANT TO REPLACE WHITE PEOPLE LE-GAL-LY!
>>531003852I saw that twink. I tried to get him to come get beat up at the wrestling club and he was scared.
>>531003957I wish I was kidding, it's obviously unable to deal with its mother rejecting it repeatedly. what's unclear is if it was life-long, or after it became an open faggot.Bobby Kennedy really needs to get some OTC parasite test-kits. There has to be some blood proteins or something.
>>531002005Trumps the toddler fucker though, kike
>>531003852Your tactics aren't working, low iq jeet
>>531003883Kek saved (also DTS has officially lost his mind) >>531003894Good night anon. Seeing how bad he and Judge were tonight, the East should be automatically awarded to the orange birbs
>tweetSTATEHOOD!!! President DJT
>>531001870Did that nigger damage the telephone pole with his head?Deport all niggers!
>>531003797so it seems
>>531001870>zoomer heads
>>531003957>There's always next year to reclaim the titleWBC isn't every year. Last was in 2023.
>>531004023It's probably got something worse than parasites, but fucked if I know what caused it to go complete insane.
>>531003951Because he's a retard obsessed with doing dumb shit to prove his masculinity
>>531004038>tacticsYou terminally online niggers think you're fighting some Marvel battle against the deep state when it's really just that you're gay, lonely, physically weak incel nerds living vicariously through a jew york democrat and everyone recognizes that, hence the constant harassment.
>>531004111Ah. Well, allow me to amend that then. There's always next time, whenever it may be.
>>531003883The way he loads and chambers that thing pisses me off.He flips the magazine and gun around multiple times, even using both hands to seat it and then walks the slide in.Unfortunately for him it managed to get a round into battery
>>531003883SAAR I CAN'T SCAM
>>531004212On the plus side, one less jeet.
>>531003755Now that you lost you gotta take the vp too thats the deal
>>531004154At this point, yeah, there's a possibility of drug induced psychosis and brain damage. But if a parasite colony can get a mouse to walk right up to a cat, because the cat piss starts to smell exciting because of the colony, then there's some good chance a parasite can get people to act in utter narcissism and contra-healthy fashion, like every classical faggot and tranny you've ever met.
You can always tell when /ptg/ twinks are bussy blasted because they'll just ignore the "shills" and gossip about like little bitches the rest of the thread like they're on /soc/ or something. If they talk about you for multiple threads you've sexually traumatized them.
>>531004183What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of your mom gagging on my dick, you dumb fucking microdick jeet, you gotta speak up
Of course I wanted the USA to win, but this unironically really good for Venezuelan-US relations lol. They get to hype up their NATIONAL pride over baseball, not their commie nonsense. https://x.com/Dmichelle_fp25/status/2034102443404144890
>>531004289That line of thought has merit. Parasites are fucking terrifying.
>>531004298I raped your dad and made your mom watch. She got so turned on she asked for it next. No wonder you're such a poofter with a dad like that.
>>531004339>with USA, you winSends a good message
>>531004280Literally everything he did should've resulted in a malfunction or ftf but because its a based Browning its jeet retard proof.
so how did today’s assassinations go exactly? because in my mind an “assassination” involves very little in the way of collateral damage, so while firing a tomahawk missile up some sandniggers ass is funny, its really not an “assassination”, its just doing a war.you can assassinate someone with like a car bomb, and obviously anything with a gun counts, and we dont even need to debate dropping someone into a shark tank or shattering a glass skylight to fall on them. (yes, blood money is the last hitman game i played)
>>531004382>not US ally, they don't win>as US ally, they winbased
>Judge says this is more important to him than any World Series>completely disappearsI cannot beelieve it
>>531004390It was almost painful watching it molest that pistol, but at least the problem sorted itself out. Browning reliability wins again.
>>531004360If you get a chance to talk with Bobby, and I realize he may think this is trolling, but it really would do the western world well to have simple test and OTC treatments.Ivermectin is good for any parasite that hasn't got into the brain. The only way to get the brain parasites is to get a blood serum, which could take weeks of daily treatment, and even then, if I read it correctly, it's reliant on injury to get the medicine to the brain based colony. Better than nothing, but not what anyone would want.
>>531004288Can the VP pitch?
>>531002378>Never trust a man named LindseyThere aren't any Men named Lindsey, only fags.Pic related: Iran lost another Supreme Leader.
>>531004339Holy cope. That stadium was louder than if the US had fucking won because there’s more beaners than Whites in your shit hole.
>>531004529It's florida you retarded leaf
>>531004456Comfy assassinations of Iranian leaders are continuing!
>>531004529That's Caracas
>>531002428>What if neocons were right all alongNo, neocons are jewish pedo fags.
>>531004456Kotman. Hope you're doing well. I'll be back in about 25 minutes or so.The assassinations continue to make things comfy.
>>531004380You can always kill yourself if you want to not be indian. Maybe you'll have better luck next time and be born white.
>>531004339USA btfo Canada avenged
>>531004485she pinched out her boss to the CIA so I guess yes
>>531004652>slapinskisilly jew name
>>531004652Sure they are.
ITS MELTY TIME!
>>531002169>trusting obama's reportingsure thing bud
>>531004652>even more moles and leakers getting fired soonGreat!
>>531004661>I'm not a jeet, I swear>believes in reincarnationOh no no no hahahahahahahahaha
>0 for 4 maplestani>shills have reach the homosexual fantasy posting stageultimate concession posting soon>>531004456IF IF IF their president actually tries to quit then they'll start fragging their own on the streets bigly soon
The more you browse /pedo troon general/, the more you realize that even though Michael Reinoehl was a gay as fuck libtard, he was right about miggers.
>X’s upcoming “Region Conversation Control” feature>Users will be able to restrict replies to their posts based on specific geographic regions.Jeets will seethe over this, although the filtration should be by country as well.
>>531002082>Venezuela gets to have Maduro back.shut the fuck up faggot
>>531004736The retard right doesn't understand how to maintain power at all.>Quick. Let's all quit and make it easier for our enemies to replace us with loyalistsIt's like all the cops quiting in protest during COVID which made it easier for lockdowns to be enforced. The only ones left were the ones that will enforce the lockdowns and any new cop hired will also enforce the lockdowns. Dumbasses.
>>531004853that would be a nice feature for this dogshit board too
>>531004867Based.
>>531004867That's how baseball works.He's goin home.
>>531004575airstrikes? come on, man, thats just doing a war, not dropping a chandelier on a bitch or swapping a prop gun for a real one>>531004651im doing well, ty fren. see you just in time for launch>>531004763>IF IF IF their president actually tries to quit then they'll start fragging their own on the streets bigly soonid call that kino after killing all those protestors
>>531004956Based
>>531002082No, thats not how it worksNow we give the cup to Trump, says he deserves it more, and in return he kidnaps another asshole. This is how its going to work from now on, everytime we get something you guys want we give it to trump in exchange from someone getting Ataloyad and we both win
>players all over the place>venezuelan anthem starts>all the players take hats off and sing at attentionkino
>>531004986No one likes that faggot
>>531004456>(yes, blood money is the last hitman game i played)I respect your intellect because no matter how much I liked the concept of the game, I always eventually just gave up on how to do it right and went in with guns blazinganyways how is MAGAfren tonight what comf today
>>531001870Has Operation Epstein Fury made anyone forget that Zognald J. Talmud (the J is for jewish) helped Epstein fake his death to avoid prosecution?
CHRIST IS KING.LONG LIVE CATHOLICISMFUCK THE POPE WHEN HE'S RETARDEDFUCK CHRISTIANSFUCK THE OTHER LATAM COUNTRIESFUCK THE OTHER CONTINENTSLONG LIVE VENEZUELALONG LIVE BIG TITS AND BIG ASSES
>>531004853Thanks Elon
>>531004456I lost $10,000 playing in my first game of Poker Night at the Inventory, Kitto.
>>531005202kek Trump just secured a red florida for another generation
Why is Diaper Dreidel having a melty over this?
>>531005233Good for you boys. Its not Venezuela so idc
>>531005094>I respect your intellect because no matter how much I liked the concept of the game, I always eventually just gave up on how to do it right and went in with guns blazingthat’s a valid strategy or else it wouldnt be possible, and everyone needs to do it on “murder of crows” at least once to see just how many of the people arent real>anyways how is MAGAfren tonight what comf todaybiceps and abs are sore from yesterday so im taking the win. otherwise if was a 10 egg kind of day ye?>>531005221my actual reaction to that informationyou split face cards didnt you? you cant do that in poker, man
>>531005257you lost, tranny
>>531005400I am not good at it yet. I kept raising and calling. Reminder that I am still baking, but this one will be my last.
One good Pirate from Operation Furry.
What you were saying faggot.
>>531005407Anon, your mother told me she regularly catches you fapping to trannies while wearing thigh highs. She's worried you're going to troon out.
>>531005459Jesus Christ, dude. I could legally rob you with how comically bad you are at poker
>>531003786>STATEHOOD!!!!!!Did Canada surrender?
>>531005529tell them >we love bocchi
>filter brown countries>92% of gayper posts disappear
>>531005567>tell them >we love bocchiThey know we love anime. I got a few friends from there
>>531004480
>>531005536This is why I will never gamble in real life.
>>531005400>that’s a valid strategy or else it wouldnt be possible, and everyone needs to do it on “murder of crows” at least once to see just how many of the people arent realI couldn't even get past stage one with it though. I dress up as a flower delivery guy in Italy and then just shoot them in the face.>biceps and abs are sore from yesterday so im taking the win. otherwise if was a 10 egg kind of dayyou eat more eggs in a day than most people eat in a week, and for that I applaud you>ye?guy at work couldn't do something that required muscles so he called over the FtM tranny (I don't think he's clocked her lol) and I chuckled as xhe failed too, so I waltzed over and showed them both up with my ultra MAGAmuscles, while internally saying "step aside, girly man"
>>531005598>filter israel>/ptg/ disappears forever
>>531005601BOCCHI SPECIFICALLY
>>531004991>a chandelier on a bitch or swapping a prop gun for a real oneSadly such wacky hijinks only come out in foia requests 70 years later
>>531005459you gotta play it cool and check, man. reel 'em in. it's like knowing when to use the b8 and when to use the rock in the safari zone.
>>531005202Based
>>531005711I'll keep that in mind when I get back to the game. I just want Strong Bad's shades and Max's stuff.
>>531005711
I just don't understand what the fuck Trump is doing. This whole war is insane, and it came totally out of nowhere. It's like he lost his mind one day.
>>531005621Well that's good cuz you're not supposed to raise and call on every time or you'd lose all your money. You just gotta know when your cards are shit and fold
>>531005863Next time is going to be different.
>>531005795>has literally been saying Iran cannot be allowed to have a nuclear weapon for 40 years>has repeatedly called Iran the largest state sponsor of terrorism>came out of nowhere
>>531005795Everyone that knows how Trump operates and is aware of the jewish lobbyists saw this coming from miles away
>>531005459at least you dont have a tell like crying blood, which is the biggest tell ive ever seen presented seriouslyi dont think jimmy caan had one in “the gambler” since it was blackjack and he also laughed off a hooker slicing his face up>>531005641>I couldn't even get past stage one with it though. I dress up as a flower delivery guy in Italy and then just shoot them in the face.there are extremely few problems that cant be solved by pouring lead at it until they stop being bitches and games need to reflect this reality>you eat more eggs in a day than most people eat in a week, and for that I applaud youty, theyre so fucking easy to cook though it feels like i could and should up it to a dozen a day at least, if not shoot for the legendary 32 egg omelet of gainz>guy at work couldn't do something that required muscles so he called over the FtM tranny (I don't think he's clocked her lol) and I chuckled as xhe failed too, so I waltzed over and showed them both up with my ultra MAGAmuscles, while internally saying "step aside, girly man"hehehehehehehe based musclemogging sexgooner.you can fake a whole lot of shit these days but you still cant fake muscle/ fitness>>531005698the history channel used to be based like that>>531005711i am not immune to this video essay
wsj so could be entirely made up
>>531004991And I'm back. Time to get proper comfy and get this bitch ready for flight. Glad you're doing well, kotman.>>531001894Hope you're doing well, too, owlman!
>>531006006you are not immune to this webm either fren
>totally out of nowhere.>had half of the navy parked on their coast for a fucking month>>531006036good to have you back. all systems nominal
>>531006036I'm doing fine. I suck at gambling.>>531006006I'm pretty sure the last time I ever did any gambling in a video game was in a pokemon game corner.
>>531006003Ok but this has nothing to do with nuclear weapons. That's the Fox News propaganda narrative. They said the same about Iraq.
>>531006125Out-fucking-standing, my man.>>531006150Ah, Poker Night at the Inventory. I feel your pain.
>>531006004There was no reason he had to do this. There was literally no reason for this. It was totally optional, a product of his decision.
>>531006036comfy pidser in the oven
>>531005780if you have a strong hand, just check and call until the river. let them gas themselves up. and don't be afraid to throw away garbage, especially if you're not on the button. this is the sum total of my poker wisdom, the rest is mostly luck unless you're Daniel Negreanu and have some kind of uncanny psychic abilities.>>531005790precisely>>531006006>there are extremely few problems that cant be solved by pouring lead at it until they stop being bitches and games need to reflect this realitythank you for this deep ass wisdom on which I must marinate>ty, theyre so fucking easy to cook though it feels like i could and should up it to a dozen a day at least, if not shoot for the legendary 32 egg omelet of gainznutritious and delicious, though much better with ketchup. real cowboys use hot sauce and wipe their plate with a tortilla, though riding horses can burn a surprising amount of calories to make up for the carbs.>hehehehehehehe based musclemogging sexgooner.>you can fake a whole lot of shit these days but you still cant fake muscle/ fitnessyou should have seen the jestermaxxing, cortisol was spiking left right and center>>531006006>i am not immune to this video essaysee chapter 2 above to master your finances and shake it up
>>531006003Don't forget that they told Wikoff that they had enough material to make 11 nukes.>>531006189I can't believe I actually did good going in blind. >>531006245Thank you, Carl.
>>531006205Based. I've got a corned beef sandwich to get to in a bit. Gonna be tasty.
>>531006191Israel wanted it so they forced Trump to do it. It wasn't optional nor was it really his decision.
>>531006300Check'd and sometimes the cards favor you. My last few rounds most certainly did not go well for me.
>>531006025Sandniggers are spineless and wishy washy. The imminent threat of ultraviolence is all that compels them to risk themselves for anything. And hilariously, like Orks, as soon as the Warboss is dead the WAAAAAGH collapses into infighting and defection.
>>531006104true but show me the man that isvince is such a based kino pervert its unreal>>531006150i got that porygon legit>>531006189you know it>>531006191how many protestors have to die for you to intervene? :^) >>531006245>thank you for this deep ass wisdom on which I must marinateyw>nutritious and delicious, though much better with ketchup. real cowboys use hot sauce and wipe their plate with a tortillamost delicious post in this thread>though riding horses can burn a surprising amount of calories to make up for the carbs.thats why cowgirls got them tight tummies and apple asses>you should have seen the jestermaxxing, cortisol was spiking left right and centerlol, clav’s not going to be with us long>see chapter 2 above to master your finances and shake it upthat kangaskhan is mine now!blur time and nn soon
>>531006156>trump went to war with iran because of fox news
>>531006104look like some comfy pj's
>>531006475I wouldn't intervene no matter how many protestors die in Iran
>>531005598It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
>>531005744ok i laughed
>>531006306sounds good
>>531005744These fucking nigger losers
>>531006582maki plz
S T A L L
>>531006191His Jewish donors wanted it. It really is that simple.
ITS TIME!!!!nn all frens, nonfrens get visited by the nonsexy succubus
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
hickory dickory docknyn
>>531006670I'm not that fucking jew. I just don't care, only America's problems matter
>>531006755>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>531006755nice >>531006756>>531006757pretty good >>531006758oof
>>531006757YES!>>531006755 (Check'd and nn!)>>531006756Good job, Serena and kot!>>531006758Oof! So close!
>>531006755>>531006756>>531006757NICE>>531006758yikes
>>531006804>>531006845Thanks, frens!
>>531006755>>531006756>>531006757>>531006758
>>531006890>>531006890>>531006890Like the sands in the hourglass so is /ptg/.>>531006890>>531006890>>531006890Go now, new thread, neo thread, neos thread, I am the last to awoo, and all aboard the battlbus.
>>531006845>35>bearing childrenYour time is up, hag. Your 2 kids will have down syndrome or autism.
>>531006910Thanks and l-lewd...
i pray to kek that he rids the world of trump and his entire family. kek giveth. praise kek. amen
