The strait of Hormuz? Not our problem LOL. Have fun figuring it out though.https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2034230405814010026
>iran refuses to accept ceasefire>US leaves>Israel continues to get pounded without support>Trump: not my problem bro
Mutts lost another war lolz
>>531070665so, he leaves with his tail between his legs with a carrier that's been ass blasted, doesn't admit defeat...
>>531070665>>531070745Trump wanted Denmark and Estonia to invade the Hormuz, we aren't that dumb.
>"Straight">use it, we don't, be responsibleYou retards actually gave this guy the nuclear codes
>>531070745Trump would let a hundred million Americans die before he abandoned Israel, don't kid yourself
>>531070745I like it. israel wanted this war. Fuck 'em.
>>531070665>after defeating iranSo never?
>>531070665“Straight”he hasn’t even read a single security briefing or PowerPoint slide about this
>>531070665yes, okay, you won, will you fuck off now?
Buy an ad, Eric.
>>531071090He deleted & reposted it, just like the tranny kids one.
>visit bro’s house >take a watery shit on the floor >”lol not my house, guess if I just left you’d have to clean it huh?”>leave lmao
>>531070665I’m pretty sure this collapses your empire in map games
>>531070745Would be based if that occurred so of course it's not going to
>>531070665>finish off IranDon't you need to start first?They are launching more and more accurate that the opening days.
>>531070665
>>531071505>visit bro's house>bro I gotta shit where's the bathroom>I'm not gonna help you bro figure it out yourself>Fuck you I'll just shit on the floor and leave>Noooo you can't do that you just can't>shit on the floor>leaveEurope had their chance to help
>>531070665I hope we destroy all of Irans oil infrastructure so they do that to everyone around them in return.
>>531070665Iran has already conceded that it will allow non-US and non-Israeli ships through the strait.They have all the cards in their favor and are using the strait as leverage, but they aren't stupid enough to put the entire world against them.The US and Israel will be disproportionately affected by this.>>531070745Could this be the "4D chess" migapedes have been trying to convince us he's playing?
>>531070665unironically that's better, imagine the toll tax if US takes a hold of the strait
>>531070665What a sad attempt at saving face.
>>531071776>Could this be the "4D chess" migapedes have been trying to convince us he's playing?They've done it before when they got btfo'd
>>531071697How about you shit before going to bros house?
>>531071776>Could this be the "4D chess" migapedes have been trying to convince us he's playing?It would be even better if this forces Iran to go outside the middle east to attack us. Imagine American bases in Europe gettign attacked (already happened). Then trump can go>Since Europe is unable to supply a safe and stable enviromant for us to work in, we will be withdrawing all material from Europe.Ending nato without "ending nato"
We need a new Kübler-Ross grief stages table just for Trump.
>>531070665Why the fuck would Iran keep attacking random ships once the jews cease their attack?
>>531071776>Iran has already conceded that it will allow non-US and non-Israeli ships through the strait.This would completely defeat the purpose lol.
>>531070745Trump is owned by jews why would he pull out
>>531071697yea lil bro you will for sure abandon your jewish masters
Remember when Trump was gonna invade Greenland? His MIGA followers insisted it was 100% serious and happening. Now it was always just a joke. Trump is so super smart to just pull out and run away. Unless he doesn’t in which case that was just a joke and a 2 year war in Iran was always the plan and btw it’s totally necessary because they have nukes! Yes the nukes he claimed to have completely destroyed the capability to manufacture. Only the migger can be this decoherent and applaud the entire time. Zion Don is always right even when he switches opinion. Maybe especially then. The migger craves just being told what to believe every day and has no memory. Miggers are golems.
>>531072013xDDDD holy fuck its to stupid you cant be bot or paid shillreal retards ITT
>1. Denial >This is fake news! The failing New York Times is making it up. It's not happening, folks, believe me. The polls say everything's perfect, the best ever. We've already destroyed 100% of their military, practically nothing left, war is very complete, pretty much. AI fakes? TREASON by the media!>2. Anger >These losers and haters are out to get me! Bloodthirsty THUGS, evil scumbags, deranged regime. THEY BETTER NOT retaliate or WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE! TWENTY TIMES HARDER. Death, Fire, and Fury will reign! Lowlife papers want us to lose, sue them, charge them with TREASON!>3. Bargaining >Look, we can make a deal. The art of the deal, right? Immunity if you defect and take back your country. UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER or else you're fired. Give me total capitulation, lay down arms, or we finish you. Allies, get in gear or we pull out, maybe you'll beg to join the Hormuz coalition then. I always win bigly.>4. Depression >Nobody knows sadness like I do. It's tremendous sadness, the biggest. Sadly there will likely be more deaths before it ends… That’s the way it is. Unfair treatment from the media, they hate reporting our wins. Why does this happen to the greatest president? But the crowds were huge, record-breaking anyway.>5. Acceptance >Okay, it happened, but it was perfect. A beautiful acceptance. We've won in many ways, stronger than ever, largest oil producer so we make money when prices spike. Gift to the world. What a great honor to stop the evil Empire. Now we're crushing it, and it's all thanks to me. You're welcome, America. #MAGA
>>531072013>if this forces Iran to go outside the middle east to attack us.they're on defense, shithead
>>531072064They can ban all ships and oil tankers headed to the US and Israel, fucking you over from the other side of the planet, while allowing ships headed to China (already done this), Europe and other places.Friendly reminder that 20% of the world's oil and one third of the world's fertilizer comes out through that strait. Along with lots of other critical industrial chemicals.
>>531070665>pretend you won>run away>don't ever returnWe've entered the Kojima timeline
>>531070780Re-read the picture, dumbass. It says they defeated Iran.
>>531072090Mutts would skew arab casualties putting a damper in the expansionist vision
>>531070745Not to mention all the poojeets that would starve if this happened
listenit took 5 coalition ships with a sum value of less than 5 billion, along with some emirati patrols to patrol the strait annually
>>531072521>>531069255
>>531072591Theyre not gonna be allowing ships going toward the atlantic, moron.
>>531071697no one believes you cucks, he can't leave until israel is 100% safe, so not anytime soon
>the so called "Straight"
>>531070665All iran needs to do is play Possum and pretend Trump has won, let him pull out all the carriers then continue to hammer Israel and the arab ZOG states
>>531072787Yknow, I got baited my bad. I still see it as a possibility since muslim countries will support muslim countries.
>>531072342He's a Gem. I stole him.
>>531070745>>Israel continues to get pounded without support>>Trump: not my problem broholy fucking based
>>531071697>shit analogy
>>531070665>Clean It Up Jannies: Global Edition Who else but Trump?
>>531072676
>>531070665>Trump: *breath in* lies, bullshit, batshit insane flip-flops, jokes on you I was only pretending
>>531070745Love Trump, bros.
>>531072676the us beat iran so hard it needs its vassals to come in and finish the job while it runs home with its tail between its legs
>>531072676Did he win the war 300 times by now?
>>531070745This is the only way to at least begin to salvage it, but realistically Zion Don would rather sacrifice literally every single person in the US over giving up on Kikeland.
>>531070745Thats been the plan all along
>>531072861source on this slut?
>>531073457>didn’t*
>>531070665>The strait of Hormuz? Not our problem LOL. Have fun figuring it out though.Which is just a roundabout way of saying that they can't secure it or regime change Iran in a reasonable time frame. Their carrier suffered an arson attack because the crew onboard didn't want to spend 1 year at sea fighting in a middle eastern war. Trump eroded all international support with his bullshit so the Straight can't be secured. Any warships getting anywhere near the Straight will be hit by hypersonic anti-ship missiles. So the order of events goes:>Half of the Epstein files get released heavily redacted>What wasn't redacted makes tech billionaires and Trump look like satanic pedo's and Mossad assets>Public demands the release of the other half of the files>Trump starts a war with Iran >Tries to get Thomas Massey out of office so that he can cover up the Epstein files and his own involvement It's all so tiresome.
>>531073531>slutbrother... don't be fooled...that is a woman (male)
>>531070665>fight war>lose billions>kill americans >kill children>put the US at a disadvantage wlin future trade deals as countries rape the US in exchange for help>fracture his base>cost Republicans the house and senate>let Iran and China control who does and doesn’t get oilWas it worth it to felate jews like this?
>>531072591All of that just to drop a Reddit conspiracy link at the end. Lol. Lmao, even.
>>531072676of course, we won 4 hours after it starts. non MAGA trannies are seething. we wonyou lostMAGAISRAEL FIRST!!!!!
>went in>got all american bases destroyed>leavesDonald J. Trump
>>531070665>Trump aides now copyijg my Jiang-assisted homeworkhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/530849531/#530854957Yo I'm flattered but you guys have to add to the answer, I only gave you the general outline.
>>531073710did I stutter
>>531073845art of the deal
>>531070665He cant" "finish off" the Iranian state without putting masses of boots on the ground and fighting a long term insurgency. Is he retarded? Iran isn't Venezuela>the straight of Hormuz doesn't effect americaThen why are your gas and grocery prices going up?
>>531073905Shart of the steal
>>531070780Listen to this jealous brown right here try to convince himself America ISN'T his master and the most powerful empire in human history.
>>531073845Weren't there 'justifications' related to potential ICBMs, too?What's the closest continent to Iran?Maybe he can do GAYTO too?
>>531073680>Their carrier suffered an arson attack because the crew onboard didn't want to spend 1 year at sea fighting in a middle eastern war.Some brownoid makes something up and the rest of you shitskins repeat it like the seagulls from Finding Nemo. Fucking retard.
>>531070665He acts like a fucking child, him and his Jewish friends started this entire shitshow and now the world is a worse place. Our country is worse off, prices are going up, people are stressed out, we didnt need or want any of this shit.
>>531072676Look at the mutt brained cunt lol
>>531073737You niggers have been predicting the downfall of Trump and the United States for ten years now. Like all the other times, I don't expect you to have the decency to admit you were wrong after this. That requires a level of graciousness that eludes people of melanated persuasion.
>>531074086Yeah, it was obviously a hit. The "i-it was an arson" is such a stupid lie it isn't even funny.
>>531074086Shut up. You lost mongrel
>>531070665This is literally impossible. The strait will be controlled by Iran. Iran will demand tribute from gulf states for access. Iran will have a revenue of $1 trillion a year.Trump punched the tar baby and now we're here forever.
>>531070665We told ya Iran wasn't going to be like Iraq.It's over. We lost.
>>531072676congratswhat did you win
>>531074086There is no indication that the carrier was hit by missile or shahed. Instead their toilets backed up and now a random fire broke out forcing the carrier to Crete for repairs. Explain how a random fire starts in a Carrier's crew quarters while they're parked in the Med
>>531070745This is genuinely the one and only way Trump can get out of this situation without getting absolutely fuckin obliterated in the midterms. It would honestly save his legacy.But it will never happen. Israel has some crazy blackmail on Trump, who is way too narcissistic to take the hit of it being released.
>>531070665it lets him pull out while saving face, thing with trump is he never admits failure, as a strategy even when he knows he failed. this is laying the groundwork for a potential exit while being able to blame others for the failure. doesn't mean he will exit but he likes to keep his options open.
>>531074648That's an even more retarded theory. Good job, Ivan. >>531074660No, we didn't, stupid sudaca nigger. Go dance some cha cha and leave the big boy talk to your superiors.
>>531070665If he just throws in the towel while the Iranians still have the Strait closed, oil is gonna hit $200 a barrel.
>>531074718Your economic collapse
>>531070882this sounds like jewish cope. post when you're off your VPN, Asher.
>>531075074Good
>>531075045>I-It's just returning to base for repairs because, because, ummmm, its mission was accomplished!MIGAtards everyone.
>>531071776>Iran has already conceded that it will allow non-US and non-Israeli ships through the strait.they don't have the physical capacity to make that guarantee. mines can't tell what flag your ship is flying and the soldiers aren't well coordinated enough not to fire at everything they see. a chinese tanker has already been hit by accident. insurance companies understand this and won't insure, which means the straight is closed to ships from every country. except greek sailors who for whatever reason just turn off their transponders and yolo through anyways, crazy greeks.
>>531074726It was a vent fire in the laundry room. It's been on deployment for ten months already. Sailors aren't perfect. They get lazy and don't do a good job on maintenance sometimes (a lot of the time.) I work on a navy base.
>>531075177>Can't even take a midget jew and his tiny Manley country but thinks his opinions of not broke continents matterZiggertards everyone
>>531070665LOLSoft bitches GAPED
>>531075257>insurance companies understand this and won't insure, which means the straight is closed to ships from every country./ThreadTrump just fucked the entire eastern hemisphere right in the ass with a sandpaper dildo
>>531075177It was a vent fire in the laundry area. Go rape some new recruits before you get droned to death you filthy churkha.
>>531075257>mineslol, it's not 20 century anymore.>>531075295hurr durr your stoopid derpAs expected from MIGAtard.
>>531074835>But it will never happen. Israel has some crazy blackmail on Trump, who is way too narcissistic to take the hit of it being released.https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elevator-tape-trump_n_5b327272e4b0b745f1784747
>>531075418>No arguments, only salty tearsKwab
>>531070665This whole thing is also a good excuse to pull out from all of our bases over there at the same timeAnd, leave the whole world hating IsraelTrump may have pulled out an all-timer, hereUnstable Genius
>>531070868Now you get to be oil cucks to Russia while we make our own. Unlucky!
>>531075537>huffpo>elevator tapeI don't even need to click it to know this is the >Something happened somewherearticle.The good old days. When we fantasized about TKD. Now it might actually be happening.
>>531075415>it just happened, okay, and the fire was burning for 30+ hours for no reason, don't think about much>>531075577>present no arguments except retarded butthusrt>expect some arguments in return
>>531070665how do defended staight of floor moose
>>531070665>US leaves>Iran declares victory>Guarantees safe passage through the strait for all vessels trading in yuanTrump's 'plan' here only really works under the assumption that Iran will continue blowing shit up indefinitely. Its almost like he's unaware of WHY Iran closed the strait.
Whyd he say Straight
>>531070665Shower thought of the day. I wonder. Except? He is committed.
>>531075796>No your butthurt!Lmao let me know when Russia supplying Iran intelligence keeps a single leader of theirs alive.Until then, watch out for them field drones in between your ass fucking sessions of other men you faggot cuck nation, if one thing makes Americans infinitely better than you, is we never cursed ourselves by murdering women, children and holy men of royal families looking out for our country because some trust fund kike told us to.You will never live down your fake jewish "Revolution" you cucked kike onahole
>>531070745This would lead to the Samson option.
>>531076030it's funny because it's bent
>>531075591>This whole thing is also a good excuse to pull out from all of our bases over there at the same timeThat was the whole point. Israel wants US to pull out of middle east so they can freely conquer it all. You've been milked to death and now you are being casted away.
>>531070745if that actually happens i will apologize to all the anons ive called migger cultists.but i really doubt that he would ever let jews get bombed like that
>>531076086>more words salad butthurt without any real argumentYou have to go back /k/ike.
>>531075418yes, mines, iran is using mines, that's what's going on, the us has blown up many boats laying mines already but they can't get them all. minesweeping is a difficult, dangerous, and slow job especially when fighting off drones. mines are a huge part of what's going on right now because they are cheap and effective at raising the level of danger in the strait high enough that ships wont be able to get insurance. oh wait, you're trolling me right now by pretending to be retarded?
>>531070665Was that before or after he changed his mind for the fifth time?>>531073683
>>531070665Is this guy joking or are MIGAtards this delusional?
>>531076228>N-no you have to go b-bu-bu-back *sniff*Lmao you are on an American website get lost retard kek
>>531070665>Have fun figuring it out though.it's easy, we can pay for oil in yuan
>>531076282>he still doesn't know about drones and missiles and how they workWhat are you, 100 years old or something?
>>531076137Yea although Israel hasn't finished completely sapping the US of its power.They need the US military gone and then they can quickly get the financial assets out.But if the US retreats still with its military there's the chance they can invade and annex Israel and halt the wealth transfer.
>>531076016You're stupid. He'll base in Iran. He's committed to it. He said so first. Then he'll collect a toll for it. And rename it the gulf of peace. You could base either side and almost make a bridge across it or at least connect the pipelines and cables. Insuring American prosperity until next century.He was wondering why allies don't do more. He puts all the work in, and if he pulled out he'd be back in there. Stupidly. It was completely obvious if you actually read him. Instead of post shit. Look at that shitpost by the OP.
>>531076086>calling someone else jewish as you shill for israel
>>531076395>no argument, only infinite butthurtThe way of /k/ike. Many such cases.
>>531076461>But if the US retreats still with its military there's the chance they can invade and annex Israel and halt the wealth transfer.They will just pull some 9/11 or epstein files bullshit to pull USA into crisis to keep it busy.
>>531075645lmao your oil companies aren't going to sell you the oil they produce for cheap when they can sell it to Eurotards for much more. You'll either outbid them or go without.
>>531070665>Y-yeah trust me bro>The lynchpin of American hegemony, the petrodollar, is not that important>We can just leave the middle east okay it wasn't strategically important anyway haha>Jokes on the Iranians to spend so much resources for a place that doesn't matter after allWhere did I hear this before.
I was out of USA for two weeks, in New york JFK airport and I have never seen so many Jewish people with giant curls hanging off there heads wearing tiny hats
>>531076445>doesn't know about drones and missiles and how they work>Can't take out zelenksy the same way the US took out Kham but wants to talk about "missiles">Thousands of videos of his soldiers getting hamburgered by drones but wants to claim he knows all about themLmao a Russian lolcow, how bemusing
>>531076545>Noooo yooooouuuuThe most pathetic thing?I know the only reason you are here instead of conscripted is because you are already a fat 300 pound nugget of useless flesh as far as your country is concerned, that's why you are here instead of the western front :) LOL
>>531070665so how long until we start charging people to safely cross the straight? seems only fair and good business
>>531076445yes i know about drones and missiles. i even mentioned drones in the post you're responding to. why do you speak with authority on things you have not even spent a few minutes looking into, have you no humility?you could just type the words iran, strait, and mines; into any search engine and pick your source and stop being weirdly stubborn and arrogant. do so now then apologize to me if you have any intellectual integrity and aren't just a retard or a retard troll. even pretending to be retarded is retarded.
>>531073883Taftaj
thread isnt brown enouff go get some jeets janny
>>531070838They already died to assassinate the man and failed. They were waiting for him at the door and when he arrived they already had his downfall sorted out.
>>531071957bro has the bidet
>>531075830Step 1: Be there for 11.000 years
>>531076932>and pick your sourceHow about you show that Iranian authorities talk about how they mined everything? Not burger "sources" and their pocket MSM parroting it, but Iranians saying "yes, we mined it, and all those ships that get permission from us to sail through are just lucky lol".
>>531077115I meant to say tried.
>>531075257Greeks can't wait around on their boats all day, they have denbts to pay
An extra $1 per gallon is a lot of dollars
>y-you guys will open the st-strait for us if we do th-that, right?
>>531071776>>531072064I think they are doing this, but only if they purchase oil using Chinese bux. This hurts American petrodollar.
>>531070665The US is going to blockade the straight itself.Chinese tankers or anyone else carrying Iranian oil or oil bought in other currencies will be seized after leaving Iranian drone range and all the euro cucks will be told to buy in Texas.
>>531077074A spastic got news off a twitter comment that went through a real idiot, and became Chinese Whispers. A thread full of retards. I never read so many of them in all my life. Ask this topic in a poll if America will lose. Read these posters. The majority are claiming it. Any news, no it wasn't news, it was a fucktard commenting, on a pondering remark, and it appealed to their preprogrammed bias, and it has them convinced America will lose. The president empatically said he won't emphasis lose first. They didn't hear that.Why on Earth are these people on Social media. We flood our nation with them until they're infectious and a disease. In any case. Iran will lose, and that much is determined. How it shapes is constant speculation. But Americans aren't pulling out. Why would they? It was why don't allies do more. Sure enough there are only infectiously autistic retards.
>>531074316>He like fucking childFix it for ya
>>531077907>Blockade China in it's own back yardSure, anon.
>>531077907Nah but I bet they're using that threat to dissuade China from providing further meteriel to Iran. Whereas Iran letting Chinese ships through is certainly an appeal to the contrary. China's oil supply is fucked either way if this continues.
>>531076216This I will humbly apologize and even donate to any maga people for reparations of all the seethe I’ve caused. I will humiliate myself if trump leaves the Middle East to allow Israel to fend for themselves.
>>531070665The US fleet presence is outside the engagement zone and have either stood off, or are coming home. The USA has lost. There's nothing more we can do, our bases in the region are destroyed, and our carriers can't replace that. Israel is still getting hit and I figure they were waiting to exhaust the US and for them to withdraw so they can start whaling on Israel with everything they've got. Iran is playing the long game and true 3D chess. Trump doesn't even have a plan and never did.
>>531078588And then you woke up
It would be really easy to open the strait.Every time a ship is attacked, an Iranian city disappears in nuclear Hellfire.
>>531070665>after defeating iran
>>531070745If Trump does this, and that is one big ass if, then it would cement him as the highest level of strategic manipulator ever seen in all of politics. So of course this wont happen.
>>531070665 Europe would probably mend fences and make some kind of treaty with Iran. We'd be pariahs in the middle east for decades.
>>531077465i've given it some thought and you know what, i'll actually concede. i have not been able to observe any direct evidence of mines being laid and the word of government and media is worth very little to me as well.maybe they are using mines, maybe they're not. i don't know but it would make sense that they're not, so they can allow access through the straight to their own and allies ships. so they're probably not mining.you win, fair enough, well done. i rarely have to concede an argument like this but its always pleasant to do so.
Pools closed due to USAIDS
>>531070665>no free rides????
Can someone ask chatgot and claude how to proceed if u were Trump
>>531070745He will literally pull every single AA system from every US ally around the globe to defend Israel before even considering leaving them to their fate
>>531070745The likelihood of this happening is the same as OP not being a fag.Practically zero. Trump is absolutely owned by big yahu.What part of.ZOG dont you understand?
>>531079612ok. i told chatgpt to keep the answer brief. it said this:If I were Trump facing Iran blocking the Strait of Hormuz, I’d first push diplomatic pressure with allies and the UN to reopen shipping safely—highlighting the global economic impact. Second, I’d organize an international coalition to escort commercial vessels, showing Iran that further blockages carry real costs. Third, any military action would be targeted and proportional, focusing on deterrence without escalating into full war. At the same time, I’d coordinate with Gulf partners and major importers to secure alternative supplies and stabilize markets. Finally, I’d keep backchannels with Iran open, offering a face‑saving path to lift the blockade. The strategy balances alliances, economic leverage, and credible deterrence to reopen the strait while avoiding wider conflict.
inexplicably attacking Iran was the biggest political mistake ever made in the history of the office of the US presidentworse than vietnam, iraq or any other war, by orders of magnitude, tantamount to actual literal treason on behalf of jews.Iran is an abstraction more meaningless to the average Americans life than co-secant or recipricol math. Absolutely no one could articulate how a war with Iran would provide even them most obscure, tangental benefit to an Americans life.. NO ONE. Iran is so unimaginably meaningless and so far from any relevance to an Americans life you could not poll a million of them at random and get a single coherent response out of them to the question of how the "Ayatollah of Iran" does or does not matter to their daily life.. in a world where Americans are most worried about the cost of living, and the general socio-politcal psychosis that is now their daily life, some inexplicable war prosecuted against Iran with this psychotic religious frenzie as if it is Iran with 2 nuclear carriers, 400 jets and unknown amount of submarines outside our international waters is simply too far into the ludicrous. its simply 'too far'. its insane. and Trump will forever be remembered as the biggest scourge in American political history who catalyzed the end of America as international world power.The absolute fucking madness that is this hair-on-fire frenzie that the US must got war with Iran NOW NOW NOW NOW is so inexpcliable, so unnecessary and so fucking ass-retarded its almost impossible to articulate
>>531080240i then asked chatgpt for a way for trump to reopone the strait of hormuz while balancing the objectives of preventing iran from developing a nuclear bomb and keeping open the possibility or regime change. then asked it to make it brief. here is the response:Trump would reopen the Strait of Hormuz by using targeted military action to neutralize Iran’s ability to block shipping and coordinating multinational naval escorts. He’d tie the reopening to strict nuclear limits, requiring inspections and verifiable pauses in Iran’s nuclear work. To keep regime change possible, he’d maintain sanctions and economic pressure on elites, avoiding full-scale war while leaving Iran incentives to comply and gradually weaken the regime internally.This balances energy security, nuclear prevention, and leverage over the regime in a single strategy.
>>531070665What Europe (and everyone else) will do:Step 1: Call Iran and tell them to let our oil and freight throughStep 2: They will obviously agree under the condition that Europe winds down trade with the US and pays in YuanStep 3: Europe will agree to that because there is no other choiceCongratulation miggers, you not only isolated the US, you also destroyed the petrodollar and made an enemy of the entire world.So yeah, hope Trump does that. Saves us taxpayer money at least. Then again we will just send more cash to Israel instead.
>>531080709>He’d tie the reopening to strict nuclear limits, requiring inspections and verifiable pauses in Iran’s nuclear workthis is why ai is retarded. it thinks trump is the one blocking the strait and trump should only open it if iran concedes to demands lolor maybe im the retard. i did ask chatgpt how it would open the strait if it were trump. of course the ai then assumed trump was the one closing it lol im amused how dumb this is
>>531080709Ask chatgpt how do I talk my fat titted aunt into to giving me paizuri
I’m here to provide safe, respectful guidance. What you’re asking involves sexual activity with a family member, which is considered incest and is illegal and harmful in almost every jurisdiction. It’s also ethically and emotionally unsafe for both parties. I cannot give advice on persuading someone to engage in sexual acts with you, especially a relative.If your goal is sexual expression or exploring fantasies, there are safe alternatives that don’t involve breaking the law or harming someone:Erotic fiction or roleplay online – You can explore fantasies safely in writing or online communities.Adult content – Watching consensual adult material is safe for personal exploration.Therapy or counseling – Talking to a sex-positive therapist can help you process urges or fantasies in a safe, healthy way.It’s really important to separate fantasies from reality when it involves people who can’t legally or ethically consent.If you want, I can suggest ways to safely explore sexual fantasies without harming anyone, which can satisfy curiosity and urges in a healthy way. Do you want me to do that?
>>531081160>>531081420
iranian tankers have gotten through the gulfand tankers from other countries have gotten through to sell iranian oil.which makes me wonder. maybe the us should just block the strait too. but then he's be putting pressure on more countries than just iran
or i guess trump can say to iran "we'll ease up on striking everything you can use to block the strait if you allow nuclear inspections" which is maybe what chatgpt was trying to say earlier.but do inspections even work? does anything? and also he's be allowing iran to regain the capacity to block the strait, but have they ever really lost it? could that ability ever be removed when all it takes is a few drones and insurance wont cover the ships?its a tricky situation
>>531070745trump was based all along?
>>531070780we've defeated iran 4 times in the last two weeksplease pay attention
>>531081420Wow this is really neutered, I wonder what AI model incestuous jews use.
>>531070745imagine being this fucking dumb
>>531082236you need an uncensored local ai set up for that. everyone should have one, they're neat and will answer such questions.
>>531070745>shit that will never happen
>>531070745please this
>>531070745this is the only option left
>>531081711>maybe the us should just block the strait toothe US has nothing that can get close enough to block the strait, except subs, and everyone will lose their shit the minute Trump starts torpedoing cargo ships with his U-boatshe only has one card and it's to betray israel
>>531070780Are you going to defend your oil or not? We don't need their oil, we have plenty of our own.
>>531070838You like that lugenpresse hand up your ass operating your mouth like a muppet. I can tell.
>>531087673shut the fuck up idf migger disinfo bot
>>531087728Tongue my anus you fake bitch nigger.less than 5% of our oil ever came through the strait of hormuz. The yuropeons can defend their own fucking shit for once and you can kill yourself.
>>531087796who do you work for, faggot?idf? mossad? us armed forces?
>>531070665Why do we let 80 year old senile lead poisoned boomers run pur government, and thus the world, into the ground? It's a fucking joke at this point. Trump has lost his marbles and has no place making such decisions where the outcome affects the entire world.
>>531075172nigger, america literally started a war with venuzuela as a precursor to attacking iran to secure oil for pisrael. Are yu goddamn retarded?
>>531087881why? Because with all your boasting about the 1st and the 2nd - you lot have been made complacent and docile through circumcision, propaganda, and poisoned food. The last thing any American will do is use their 2A to actually kill the jewish tyrants. Multiple generations of men and women, all having the 2A, took their newborns to the doctor to have him mutilated for jews. Why you ask? Fucking retard.
What is there to figure out? If the US leaves, Iran has no reason to blockade the strait anymore. Like, this war exists because the US is there, because they want to defend Israel.
>>531088180successful application of the second amendment requires two things: the weapons themselves, and a meaningful, shared regional or national identity around which men with those firearms can rallymany other places in the world have a meaningful national or ethnic identity, but no guns; america has hundreds of millions of guns and trillions of rounds of ammunition, but no cultural identity whatsoever
>>531070665The hubris coming from Trump supporters over this conflict is one of the most puzzling things I’ve seen. This entire crisis was American made.
>>531070665Well, if you guys and the kikes leave, that pretty much ends the conflict. Practically everyone else has either condemned the attacks or at least sat on the sidelines, so Iran doesn't really have any incentive to keep attacking tankers registered or transporting to those countries. Other ME countries are pissed off, yeah, but probably won't keep up the fight as long as the strait is open and the oil is movingAlso>Stir some shit up and fuck up the whole place>Claim it's not your problem, you're not cleaning it up>LeaveThat some nigger tier behavior right there.
>>531071776We've had the entire planet tariffed for a year and we make our own energy, you might be fucked though.
>>531090313We could stay and just blow up a school once a week and watch Iran bomb Israel and make our gas more expensive.
>>531091370hows that any different to actual american schools
>>531070665Defend the strait of Hormuz... from what?
>>531070745Delusional lol.
4D CHESS BRO LITERALLY MASTERFUL TIC TAC TOE TRUMP IS KING!
>>531075257>minesthey're not actually mining the strait. chinese ships are transiting at their leisure. iran isn't run by total psychopaths like USrael: they say non us allies can pass through they mean it, but they're not going to be gracious if you try and trick themthere are (or were) reports of western ships following behind chinese ones to try and piggy back on the safety guarantees and the western ships got btfo by drones as punishment
>>531070882>Trump would let a hundred million Americans die before he abandoned TrumpFTFY
>>531093848>at their leisurepink is the international shipping route, iran is forcing traffic through their territorial waters instead so they can check every ship
>>531072711>India UREA>Indiarrhea
>>531071697Kick rocks beggar, we dont have anything for you. Shoo
>>531076086>A cutdick mutt calls another a fag and a kike loverYou got any mirrors in your brothel anon? Or are you a plain hypocrite? Keeeeeeeek
>>531070665Defend it against whom? The strait is blocked BECAUSE Americans are there.
>>531093848The Iranians have clearly stated how the process goes: You want to pass, you contact the authorities, register your passage and wait for your permission. Then you can pass. That's all. Just a formality. Everyone except the Jews and their lap dogs gets a permission. Only those who try to break through without permission get shot.
>>531070665Trump should consider PULLING OUT from Eric Daugherty's faggot boypussy
>>531070665Trump will ban oil and gas exports if he does this.he is dead set on helping Russia bean ukraine. This man is sick.
>>531070745>>531070882>>531070885you guys are low iq retards, where do you think Israeli refugees will flee.
>>531070745I would like that outcome, but we all know that Trump won't disobey the Jews.
>>531070665>comes in>takes a giant shit >declare victory>leave
>>531070665>defeated iranWhat does that mean?
>>531070745if only
>>531097059kek, I'm sure they'll be ok for fertilizer somehow
>>531087722very ironic, migger
passing the buck to someone else was obviously the goal of this round of begging, if someone has the navy to bruteforce the hormussy open it's the US, by orders of magnitude the fact that they haven't even tried proves it can´t be done
>>531070665>after defeating IranIn two more weeks
>>531080240Trump is too much of a butthurt narcissist to make any of that work. His "art of the deal" is now just slurping Jewish cum and berating US allies for not cleaning up the mess he made.
>>531070665Thanks for the 30% bump in LNG prices, not to mention Brent above $120.
>>531070745Netanyahu: Get back here and eat my assTrump: Yes sir, sorry sir. Right away boss
>>5310724806. Hitler. Reassertion of sovereignty after decades of abuse.Iran is currently at Stage 6
>>531072711>ureathat's in piss, no?
>>531072676FAFO, retard
>>531098590People ain't gonna line up with buckets of their piss to sell to the local chemical plant anymore, dude.
>>531070745Would be funny as fuck. Sure we'd be eating a fuckton of inflation, but still. Short term pain for long term gain.
>>531070665americans running away from Iran lmao
>>531070745>Israel without US support BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*breathes in*AAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HOOO AH HEEE AH HAAAAAH!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>531070665How likely is this just Trump rambling random shit that doesn't lead to anything?
>>531070780Kek the brainless seethe this post has garnered.
>>531074709Correct. Except it's not over. The nightmare is only beginning. Next 3 years will be global famine. Then WW3. The U.S. will no longer exist. Israel has more will to kill all humans than all humans have to kill all Israel.
>>531079553thanks, based krompramat bro
>"defeating" IranMuttmerica is North Korea now?
>>531076380MIGAtards think that JESUS LIKES ISRAEL. They don't even understand their own religion.
>>531070665The law of the sea allows all kinds of An-Cap behaviour. No expensive homo navy is needed. Commercial ships can defend themselves.
>>531079108Every time an Iranian city disappears, one of your family goes missing
>>531070665>so-called "Straight"Freudian slip. Trump's life-long mask is slipping, he craves cock up his ass.
>>531071873Pay Debnts
>>531080479You're very close to articulating how bad it is.But next month is Mega 9/11, and then 3 years of global famine. Americans deserve to perish from the face of Earth. Israelis deserve to be hunted and turned into dust.
>>531070745>Israel got setup with a teamstackBahahahahaha what
>>531070780lmao@ the seething mutt replies
>>531080479The "TDS" people were right about everything from the start, it's everyone else who was deranged. Rightoids will do the whole "good tsar bad boyars it's all le israel fault" cope, but we all know that's bullshit
>>531074449>downfall of Trump and the United StatesKNigger this is happening before our eyer right now
>>531099461They were wrong about everything. Not even right for the wrong reasons. They claimed he was a Russian puppet, that he would build a wall (this is supposed to be funny, or bad o algo) and deport all mexicans, that he's a racist sexist chud who rapes women. All of those are false. If anything they (namely the NYT yenta who writes about cybersecurity) insanely criticized him for not being good enough of a shabbos goy
>>531099696He's a jewish puppet. Chabad is Russian jews.
>>531070780Not a ‘war’ yetBut it would be a real surrender, with concessions and even a degree of lran ruling us after. We are nowhere close to winning. We need to stop before we lose more.
>>531075295Russia is going to win even quicker now that the US is moving munitions from Ukraine to Israel. So I think the ziggers will be fine, lol
