What would you do in this situation?
>>531093271Retreat to Bavaria and regroup for a counter attack and gorilla warfare.
>>531093271Surrender to the Americans, immediately.
>>531093271Make pastry, with whipped cream.Snazzy soldiers LOVE pastry with whipped cream!
>>531093271Shoot myself desu
>>531093271I would end the war a year before that.
>>531093271sudoku
>>531093359This. It was already over.
>>531093271Steiner's counterattack will save everything
>>531093271Take payment from my jewish handlers.
Don't start a 2 front war in the first place like a gay retard
>>531093271Not get into it
>>531093271nuke the jews
>>531093271I wouldn't start a world war for Rothschild interests in the first place.
>>531093271Flee to argentina
>>531093271Have my most loyal soldiers discard their uniforms and scatter with instructions to have as many kids as possible and teach them to never give up the dream of the Reich.
>>531093271go through with angriff steiner, which will fix the situation
>>531093271>What would you do in this situation?
>>531093271attack london. defend home
>>531093573get a pair of googly eyes and some crazy glue
>>531093573Fuck it, I'd still go all in.
>>531093271>move all armies west>push UK/US/FR as far back as possible>let the soviets occupy you>eastern germany is now bigger, hopefully western germany doesnt exist in this timeline>become poor>1990>shithole>but mindset not destroyed by liberal boomers>massive economic growth as capitalism arrives>2026>germany is now like poland but richer, but poorer than our timeline germany>no turks>no somalis>white german paradise>women still vote for niggers in 2050 and it all falls apartyeah nevermind theres no way out
>>531093271I wouldn't do anything, I would listen. And that's what noone else did.
>>531093271i would have sex
>>531093573shave it head to toe
>>531093271Gas as many jews as possible before it's over.
>>531093271Consequences.
>austrianexitstrategy.jpg
ring the time bell and actually fucking clean up properly at dunkirk
>>531093271i did eat breakfast though.
Off myself and let everyone else suffer for my bad decision-making.
>>531093271Celebrate by pounding some cheap German pussy!.Oh, you meant if I was germany? Fucking kms I guess
>>531093331>gorilla warfare
>>531093710>>move all armies west>>push UK/US/FR as far back as pThey literally tried this, it was called the battle of the bulge.
>>531093271I am a bit too reasonable to get myself into this situation so I would be sad, but ultimately I don't believe in suicide so surrender to muttmerica is the only choice
>>531093271There was a solution but nobody had the balls to commit and those who did died being badass.
>>531094333yeah well how about you battle my bulge
>>531093271Realistically:>Use military resources to get as many civilians to the Western lines as quickly as possible>surrender to Americans/British and reveal sensitive military information for leniency post-war>Offer to help fend off Russians if my forces are still capable of fightingIf I have to keep fighting:>play up Hitler's presence in Berlin to distract allies and make them focus on it>move as much military hardware south to the Czech mountains and Austrian Alps as possible>Turn the mountains into a fortress and hold out for as long as possible>Draft every civilian along the way for construction battalions>Units stuck in the north move to the coast, with a token force left in Berlin>try to get some of them to Norway to bunker up and make as much noise as possible while Alps are reinforced>Liquidate every Jew we can find along the way
Put on female clothing and hope I don't get raped by feral slavs :3
Nothing, nigga gonna taste India and spit us right back out anyways.
>>531093271Tell everyone to flee to neutral Switzerland or Sweden and apply for asylum there.
>>531096090Second best strategy. This anon fucks.
>>531093271
>>531094277There's gorillas in the woods boss
>>531093359Only logical answer... And that is why we went to the Moon.
>>531093271>WWYDlive every day like my last
>>531093271Fard myselfAlso stop making this thread every day
>>531093271Biggest mistake in human history from west.
>>531093437Who's going to tell him?
