jesus love you /pol/
>>531126200I already accepted a god in my heart, his name is Donald Trump.
>>531126200>suffers for your sins for a few days>makes everyone else suffer their entire life
>>531126200The only god is Allah and Isa was his messenger
>>531126200>I have a great plant for you>Accept me into your life, you won't regret itNo thanks. I'd rather not enter a master-slave relationship with a middle eastern deity.
>>531126200That is a fake Jesus. He is not some kind of hippie dude who needs us to "accept him in our heart <3" awwww All of this is modern feminized humanist hippie bullshit and it's annoying af. God is not your lovey-dovey buddy. Jesus Christ is GOD, you understand? He is the LORD. The very God of the Old and New Testament in the flesh, in PERSON.
https://youtu.be/ox8x2TZpnXQ?t=36
>>531127607god can manifest himself in ways you are too close minded to see......he is always there if you are willing to listen...god loves you have a blessed dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmO5qAc2AvY
>>531126200You can keep Jesus, I prefer Thor: Slayer of kikes and niggers
Saying you love me is the worst possible way you could try to convince me to let you enter my life.
>>531128478I love you, faggot.
>>531126200>No I won't punish kikes>I will keep forgiving them so they can torment the world forevergag.
>>531126200I love Jesus too, I get hard every time I read the bible.
>>531126200Sounds gay. No thanks. I'll just use my own conscience, and not pretend that no matter what I do I will be forgiven for it.
>>531126200>But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.>If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles>But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you.does /pol/ actually believe this is how you should live?
>>531126200based polak
>>531126200don’t save shit like that
>>531126200well thanks Jesus, you're alright in my book, but I intend to escape any god(s) that dabble with the material dimensions, it's just too predictable and constrained and easily causes conflicts, I'm sure you understand, it's not you, it's me.
>>531126200No.
>>531129010Yesin fact in you take every beatitude seriously and apply it to your life you will find the Kingdom of Heaven and fear nothing.
>NOT PENNYS BOAT
>>531126200praise the Lord
>>531126200Deny the pagan poop gods of hindi. vishnu is NOT a god.
>I want to be in Heaven with me somedaySee you in Valhalla, then, jew.
Think about how evil christianity is. It's basically, "don't enforce the law"It's even worse than that because it makes straight people act gay
>>531126200Jesus' ministry was definitely loving, but in the glorious second coming it's gonna be terrifying if you're not saved
>>531129578no, you will just become a doormat for psychos and narcissists. I can't count on everything being "fixed" in the afterlife
>>531129970The Kingdom Of Heaven is within you.You, by yourself, are already a doormat for psychos and narcissists. You are a peasent to to the sociopathic kings of this earth. Our Kingdom is not on this earth.
>>531127607seethe trannyJohn 15:14 Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you.John 15:15 Henceforth I call you not servants; for the servant knoweth not what his lord doeth: but I have called you friends; for all things that I have heard of my Father I have made known unto you.
>>531126200>Salvation is for the Jewst. Jewsus ChristFuck off you cow worshipping kike or Indian faggot.
why did he put me in this tribulation time period and make all women awful so I couldnt get a gf or afford groceries
>>531126200Who?