How will Americans avoid the draft? Will they even try?
Gore posting for a hit?
why avoid it? killing mudslimes is based redpilled
let him go!
>>531166004Can't go. Bone spurs.
If there is a draft it will be Zoomers not millennials. In other words who cares
>>531166004;_;
>>531166004I'll just call everyone a nigger and do the bare minimum
Promise them that if you get in you will just brass everybody around you up. Alternatively, just blast the draft officers on contact.
>>531166004Any whites here, watch that webm snd tell me again with a straight face about how uncivilized niggers and browns are....
The US government and media propaganda over a draft will be insane and the US population will be scared into submission. The US government will likely end up killing a few people as an example of what happens if you resist. After a few months and the death toll in the meat grinder war is massive then the population will accept it is better to die at home fighting the draft than in the middle east on behalf of Israel. Most likely scenario
>>531166004Fucking hohols
>>531166004I won't do shit and will everyone else to not do shit at bootcampI will get everyone to not want to do shit if they are being sent to die for Israel
>>531166004Why would they avoid it?Jam Goys love dying for israel
>>531166004I just won’t go
>>531166702that penguin was antisemitic, he had it coming. posted racist stuff online too
>>531166004Ngl I would just stratgegically transfer equiptment to another location. If they want to draft me I'm taking everything that isn't nailed down
>>531166004are penguins slippery?
>>531168296>Ngl I would just stratgegically transfer equiptment to another location. If they want to draft me I'm taking everything that isn't nailed downand how would you be any different than every grunt in any army anywhere for the last 200 years?grunts always break shit and steal everything. it's what they do. it's all they do.you act like you are the innovator of some new unknown formula.
>>531168565you're talking to a retard who probably thinks he would shoot his commanding officer the moment he was given a gun, even though the officer would be nowhere near them when they got weapons.
to all the glowniggers ITTi'm not dying for Israel, if you insist otherwise...try me
>>531168822Why would I catch a body when I could just steal shit and sell it? I just want to make having me around expensive for the usa
>>531168822I can tell. the loudest person in the room is always the weakest.there's an old saying that one of my mentors used to say that I like a lot. "Slick ain't new". meaning any dumb shit that you can think of doing, there's been a thousand retards before you pulling the same exact trick."There is no greater achievement of immortality in the armed services, than to have safety briefings and rules put into place because of your actions." through their retardation, they live on forever in legend.
>>531169051there will always always always be a blue falcon among your fellow soldiers that spies on everyone and will make sure that your fun doesn't last.
>>531166588Check’em Kikes and niggers smear shit on the walls of the bunkhouse
>>531166004I'll just put on a dress. I'd rather be a Troon than a dumb migger dying for Israel in some godforsaken wasteland. I can always detroon when the war is over
>>531166004the empire strikes back is the best star wars
>>531168407Penguins are very oily. It makes them waterproof, reduces water drag, and friction for sliding around on ice
>>531169051purposely breaking stuff and acting like you are retarded and it was accidental is far more effective at costing tons of money and reducing unit effectiveness. if you do steal shit, you have to find a buyer and get it to the buyer, and hope that the buyer isn't as retarded as you are and get busted with it..... if they are caught with military shit, the sentence they are facing will be more than enough to get them to rat you out in a heartbeat for reduced jail time.
>>531169783I'll take that to heart, thanks for the good advice
>>531169535>smear shit on the walls of the bunkhouseTHE PHANTOM SHITTER STRIKES AGAIN!!!there was a guy that took a shit on the cockpit glass of an f-15 on the runway of a navy air base in sandiego. he did it a few times and was never caught. he was the fuckin shit ninja.
I'm too old now. Don't worry, zoomers, boomers have been fearmongering about a return of the draft since I was a kid. It probably won't happen.
>>531169318You're not allowed to shit at the desk while on CQ in RIP.You need someone to cover you while you go to the toilet.Someone shit at the desk. That's why its a rule.
>>531166247Penguin pussy is too difficult for them to resist.
>>531170132>I'm too old now.it would be funny if I went to ranger school at 46 years old and smoked all the young recruits to end up being the top of the class..I know that I could do it too. if they let me in with felonies, I would do it. I have no kids, I might as well go do something cool for a while. it sounds like a lot of fun.
>>531166004they have plenty of guns, but they dont know how to use them. they current government is an example of that :D
>>531170132Unless you are 55+, you are still in range. Maybe not this year, or the next, but after that?
>>531170493kek! I kneel
>>531170608Yup. When the RI gives the briefing you will note a subtle shift in their tone when they get to that rule. There is a sense of pride and admiration in their voice.
>>531170782did they shit in the desk?? in their pants?? or in a trashcan??? did they shit on the floor like an indian??
>>531171606No one knows, no one even remembers when the incident happened. That's part of the legend of the thing.Its just a rule that exists.But everyone know rules exists because someone did it.
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>>531166852kek
>>531166423what kinda mutt is that
>>531166004peepeepoopoo
>>531169318>"Slick ain't new".What we have here is a failure of imagination.
>>531170518>PussyHeh
>>531166004
200+ IQ method posted here 1x only - You avoid the draft by enlisting immediately anons. In doing so you will be allowed to choose your branch and training school. My recruiter and I narrowed my options down to being a Navy SEAL or Air Force Combat Controller so I just flipped a coin. See you boys in the bad places! SEMPER FI!
